What's your name, I call takeaway

It froze for a moment, almost hitting someone. "Are you going to bed with me? Get the hell out of here."

"Senior brother, hiccup...I made money." Ji Yushi was freezing cold, his nose was red, and he smelled of hard liquor, "I made 920 yuan in one night, senior brother, I'll treat you to... hiccup, Suzhou cuisine Well, I'm so hungry."

"Make money? What did you do?" Yang Xing threw off the quilt, his heart felt like it was frozen into an ice lump, and then he was hit with a hammer again, breaking a piece of it.

"I'm going to make money... Hiccup, ah, why aren't you hungry?" Ji Yushi was obviously drunk, and the duck couldn't sit still, and fell limp on the quilt.

"Stone, stone? Where did you make money?" Yang Xing wanted to lift him up and question him, but he couldn't move anymore. Ji Yushi was a man of average height, and he drank into a puddle of mud again, "Wake up, what are you doing?" went!"

After walking all the way back, it was terribly cold, Yang Xing was warmed by the blanket, and Ji Yushi was unwilling to move when he lay down on it. "Brother, it's really hot in bed, it's good, I'll lie down... Hey, I'll lie down." The movement of getting into the bed was quick, and he slipped into it, lying very comfortably on the pillow.

Eh?No, someone took off his pants!Ji Yushi squinted his eyes and complained with great reluctance: "What are you doing, didn't I lose my pants... I wake up and return it to you, hiccup... Brother, I can't stand it."

Yang Xing admitted that he looked down on him, looked down on Ji Yushi and resigned himself to depravity, and he didn't know that others in the bar looked at him greedily. "are you……"

Went out to sell again.Yang Xing didn't know why he wanted to be crooked, so he came up and took off his pants.Li Ning is easier to take off than jeans, and the belt comes off completely, and it's not like he doesn't understand these things... He carefully inspected Ji Yushi's thighs like a forensic doctor, for fear of finding some red and blue fingerprints on the inner side.

"What are you doing, I'm already drunk, I can't do that..." Ji Yushi still didn't forget that he was an attacking duck, anyway, his little Langniao was also drunk now, "Brother, don't look down on me, Is it done?"

"When did I look down on you?" After seeing the thighs, Yang Xing glanced at his black underpants, fearing that Xiao Shitou would make someone drink alcohol, faint, and suffer a disadvantage outside.

"You said it, that's it, I don't make money, and you look down on me...I'll lie down first." Ji Yushi wanted to lift his pants, but he couldn't find them after grabbing them. "You just said, you look down on me. Don't coax me..."

Yang Xing touched the edge of his underwear, forget it, he's not Zhou Chengbi, and he's not a pervert. "Why am I coaxing you? Why did you go? I don't know how to come back."

"I'm back to Langqiao, and I have nowhere to go...I'm a wine holder, I drank a lot, and opened a lot of bottles just now." Ji Yushi has a lot of alcohol, and he probably didn't expect to drink like this, "Chat with others , chatting so verbally... hiccup, I'm exhausted."

Fortunately, fortunately.Yang Xing heaved a sigh of relief, two mud marks were stepped on the clean bed sheet by the white coconut, he imagined Ji Yushi's drunken appearance... he likes these shoes so much, why did he get into the mud?

"Brother, you are so white, so white." Ji Yushi closed his eyes, lying down was really comfortable, and felt that someone was taking off his shoes and socks.It didn't take long for my frozen feet to warm up, as did my knees. I don't know what is so warm.

"Brother, why don't you coax me?" Ji Yushi kicked the quilt lazily, feeling hot again.

Yang Xing swears that when he has a bathtub, he will brush Sao Shi in the water!Now, like a reminder, I twisted a hot towel to wipe his knees and ankles.This little mustang is not honest. "What are you kicking! If you dare to spit on me, then..."

"Brother, I want to vomit." Ji Yushi rubbed his chest, feeling a little nauseous.The black T-shirt was turned up from the bottom to the chest. Two bones protruded high on both sides of the groin, but the belly was bulging.

Yang Xing brought his washbasin over. "Get up, throw up now."

As a result, Ji Yushi suppressed his breath again and looked at him stickily. "Now I don't want to vomit anymore, brother, how did you train your chest muscles, can I feel it?"

Yang Xing was so angry that he wanted to throw the basin, but the two agreed that they couldn't lose their temper in front of Xiao Baixue, so they had to gently put the basin back under the bed.

Ji Yushi continued to flirt, his drunken eyes were scorching, and he was really rascal. "I really want to touch it. I'll give you... 500 yuan to treat you to dinner."

Heh, Yang Xing suddenly wanted to hit someone.Awesome, the price of the small stone starts at 500, and it will be [-] here.

"Are you going to sleep or not? If you don't, get out."

"It's so fierce...it's not cute, it's so kind to Xiaoguang, it's fierce...you don't coax me. I've gone so far, and you don't coax me back. I'm freezing to death...the street is cold and dark , there is no one else." Ji Yushi drew a long ending, and didn't know whether it was real or not, anyway, he was quite close to him, so he dared to touch it, "Hey, the chest muscles are trained... really good."

After touching it, I found that I was not beaten, so it must be a fake senior brother.Ji Yushi, who didn't take advantage of it enough, continued his efforts, recklessly, and touched again.

Yang Xing, who was eaten tofu twice in a row, especially wanted to harm the world.

"Brother, I'm asleep. If Xiaoguang comes, you take the money and take him to dinner... Say I earned it, don't let him... look down on me like you." Ji Yushi turned around, leaving a With a bare back, "Brother..."

"Why?" For the first time, Yang Xing felt that drunks could talk too much, except for the three words "senior brother".

"You are so handsome." Ji Yushi turned back again, "Brother..."

"Here." Yang Xing put on a piece of clothing and looked away. Why is this man still acting like a hooligan when he's drunk?Occupational disease, right?

Ji Yushi covered the quilt, hugged Yang Xing's pillow and rubbed it vigorously: "You hug me, coax me, I left by myself, why don't you coax me? I'm still waiting...waiting for you Tell me to come back, you are so uncute, I waited for you... I waited for a long time, the children all left, Xiaomin and Rourou also came home, my parents didn't come to pick me up, and you didn't come either , I'm alone...it's dark outside, I'm alone on the street, and you don't even come to pick me up."

Yang Xing wanted to jump out of bed quickly, but he didn't want to be entangled by the duckling. "You're leaving by yourself, why should I pick you up as a delivery man?"

His face turned red terribly, this second, Yang Xing hated him even more.

Ji Yushi still wanted to vomit, so he changed his posture to make himself comfortable. "Brother, are you cold naked?"

"Go to sleep quickly, you can still be so poor when you're drunk." Yang Xing hung his legs under the bed, the ground was as cold as ice, but he still felt that it wasn't enough to cool down.

"Don't go, you hug me...will you pick me up from kindergarten tomorrow?" Ji Yushi swayed, climbing onto his shoulders as if swimming.

Yang Xing hated him very much, it was obviously not his fault, but now he was in a turmoil.Ji Yushi opened the quilt and let him lie down, is it to test his concentration?

"This is why you let senior brother into the bed." Yang Xing couldn't hold him down on the field back then, but now he is holding Ji Yushi's waist with all his strength, obviously holding him down, but he is so embarrassed.

The author has something to say: The feelings in this article are not abusive and warm, don't worry about jumping into the pit!That's right, this is another real fragrance (why do I always take pictures of fragrance?)

I don't know if there is such a person around you, who doesn't care about the consequences when making jokes, never considers how his jokes make others feel, and never regrets.But if you treat him like this in reverse, he will immediately turn his back on you.

Stone is this kind of person, his world is that everyone will forgive him and understand him.

Yang Xing is very smart, but Shi Shi's deception skills are too superb, so what he hates is himself, hating himself for falling in love with a duckling.

Xiao Baixue's handbook:

Meow, meow meow, meow, meow meow. (Translation: Twolegs talk a lot tonight, so annoying.)

Chapter 18: Ji Yushi Made Money

Ji Yushi was completely drunk, and lay down with someone in his arms. "Brother, why don't you coax me?"

"Why am I coaxing you? Who am I?" Yang Xing's half of his arm was still outside the quilt.He didn't dare to get too close, the two of them were too hot and full of vigor.But it was already very close, so close that as long as he tried to take a deep breath, his chest would be pressed against the opposite chest.

"You coax me, I want to go home, I don't want to wait on the street...waiting for you for a long time, you don't even call me...you don't even give me a call, you look at your phone for a long time, it's dead, and you don't give it to me Send a WeChat message." Ji Yushi got into the bed and hugged him, "If you coax me, I'll come back, otherwise I'll just stand on the street."

Yang Xing forced himself to look away: "Who am I to coax you? You want to run away by yourself. Little Baixue is not in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry."

Ji Yushi's leg climbed onto his crotch again: "You are me, hiccup, second senior brother."

"Then the second senior brother, how is it?" Anyway, he was drunk, so he just kept going, Yang Xing pinched his face and asked.I really want to go back to the court that year and pinch him like this.

Ji Yushi was confused for a moment: "Okay."

Well, that's pretty much it.So Yang Xing relaxed his strength, why did he breathe so fast today, he seemed to have drunk too much.

"Brother or Rourou?" He suddenly asked, strange, why did he think of Liang Yurou?

"Rourou is good, Rourou doesn't hurt me." Ji Yushi said with his head held high, and he didn't give up after drinking the piece, "Rourou is kind to me..."

Well, after all, Liang Yurou has been friends with him for more than ten years, and since he dotes on him, Ji Yushi must think she is better.

Yang Xing questioned again, asking for proof. "How about Senior Brother, or that boy Liang Min?"

Ji Yushi leaned over him, feeling extremely hot all over. "Hey, it's better for you, brother."

See, I am not as good as Liang Yurou because I lost out in the length of my friendship, and no one else can compare.Yang Xing was a little secretly refreshed, and just let the drunk roll into his arms.

"Do you like Senior Brother?" Taking advantage of Xiao Shitou's drunken faint, Yang Xing asked casually, as if he only asked a trivial question.

"I like it, senior brother for nothing." Ji Yushi touched his chest clumsily, taking advantage of him, eating tofu with milk cabbage, "for nothing..."

Yang Xing held down his little rascal's paw, touched his wrist up to his shoulder, and finally touched his beautifully shaped collarbone, imagining that when Ji Yushi took a hot shower, the cavity of his collarbone was filled with warm water. appearance.

"I like senior brother, so will you listen to me in the future?" Yang Xing consciously retreated to the bedside, passed, and crossed the line by himself, "I will find a serious job in the future. Senior brother has no money now, and I can't afford to support you. I don't like you messing around all day long."

Ji Yushi shuddered suddenly, feeling that someone was pulling away, he became cold all of a sudden, and kept him in a wrapping posture. "Senior brother, don't be so mean to me in the future, it's really not cute to talk... The big one is not cute, but the small one is cute. You are not cute, Xiaoguang is cute, I like the small one..."

"Huh? Try saying Xiaoguang is cute again?" Yang Xing didn't back down again, and pinched his waist, wanting to pinch his green.I'm really puzzled, how can I not be cute when I grow up?

"Brother, you can coax me, you can tell me to go home, I'm scared alone..." Ji Yushi's entanglement became tighter.

Yang Xing felt himself trembling, like a kind of torment, this coquettish stone is too hateful. "Go home, brother coax you. From now on, you will be obedient and follow me if you can't find a job. Don't keep running to bars. How dare you call me snarky? If you provoke me again, you will break all your teeth."

"Hey, then I'm going home. Now... I'll knock on the door, please remember to open the door for me." Ji Yushi picks at his clothes aggrievedly, and knocks on Yang Xing's chest decently, "Boom, boom, boom."

Yang Xing was suddenly at a loss for words, why is this?Obviously drunk, he didn't listen to a word he said.

"I've knocked on the door, it's time for you to open the door, you have to say... don't run around in the future, go home when it gets dark." Maybe because he didn't open the door in time just now, Ji Yushi knocked twice again, "Dong dong dong, dong dong Boom."

"Childish... Come back quickly, don't run around in the future, and go home when it gets dark." Yang Xing felt his chest was knocked open.

Ji Yushi listened and nodded: "Okay, since you have coaxed me... I will go home, brother, please pat me, it's time to pat me."

Yang Xing let out a long sigh, and patted him on the back, what evil did he do in his previous life?

"Brother, don't let me walk alone at night in the future, remember to call me back." Ji Yushi said lightly, and impatiently continued, "The filming is over, I should kiss you."

Yang Xing frowned: "Are you kissing again?"

"Rourou used to...made me cry, so she patted me, hiccup. When I came home from kindergarten, grandma kissed me and made me yellow croaker." Ji Yushi didn't get all the coaxing, so he quit, " Or just kiss me, and I'll coax you."

"Where do you want senior brother to kiss?" Yang Xing was hugged tightly and freed a hand.Kiss?over, kiss?Too much.

Ji Yushi closed his eyes and waited for the kiss: "Dear... kiss your nose. I'll wait."

Yang Xing touched the back of his head and bit his mouth, and sucked the bead of his upper lip, it was soft, hot, wet, sweet, and red.It's over, it's over.

"Should you go to bed now?" Yang Xing suddenly felt a wave of fear, and then trembling.It wasn't the same feeling as his first kiss, nothing like it.He had a boyfriend, what was it like?he knows.

"Then will you pick me up from kindergarten tomorrow? I've already made money, so I came back alone." Ji Yushi's stomach was burning hot, and he groaned and said, "I'm the only one on the street, and no one picks me up... the kids are all alone. When I left, you didn't look for me, and no one came to pick me up."

His body softened a little in his arms, Yang Xing frowned, unwilling to smell the alcohol on his body. "Okay, brother, go early, take you home first, go to sleep."

"Oh...you must remember to pick me up. This time, I want to go before the other children...I want to go first." Ji Yushi was drowsy, and the two were about the same height, lying together, almost faceless face to face.Apart from the smell of alcohol, Ji Yushi's eyelashes trembled when he breathed.

There is a feeling of difficulty breathing, but it is not all because of the tight hug.Yang Xing pulled up the quilt to cover the two of them, leaving only half of Ji Yushi's cold nose.

"When you wake up, you won't be like this now." With one hand, she took lipstick from under the pillow, lemon-scented.I put my mouth on it and took another bite, lemon flavor.

Awang Fast Food didn't welcome its second shareholder today, Ji Yushi was drunk, Yang Xing didn't dare to go out, fearing that something would happen and he would be beaten to death by Liang Yurou without saying a word.In the afternoon, he bought several barrels of braised beef noodles and soaked them for dinner.While waiting for the interview, he took out a whole stack of senior three test papers, and wrote Xiaoguang's problem-solving ideas one by one.

Suddenly there was a sound behind him: "Fuck... I'm in my pants!"

Well, Sao Shitou woke up.Yang Xing didn't even turn his head: "You vomited all over, and you took it off by yourself when you came back, and it scared Dabai."

Ji Yushi really drank the fragments, and the last memory stayed in the mud with his feet. "Spit it? Spit it? Where are my shoes... Where are my shoes? Brother, do you know that I made money?"

Yang Xing tilted his head slightly, and looked at him from the corner of the eye: "I don't know, you vomited as soon as you entered the room, and then took off your own clothes, but I didn't even touch it."

"Senior brother, did you make noodles?" Ji Yushi's stomach was empty, and he didn't want to get out of the bed, lying limply on his stomach, "Young master really made money this time, the money may be in his trouser pocket... Eh? Where are my trousers?"

"The pants are washed, and the money is in the drawer. Let me ask you, where did you earn the money? You earned so much in one night." Yang Xing asked calmly.

Ji Yushi wants to eat noodles, and a person who knows current affairs is a hero, and he wants to be a hero who is full. "Did you wash your pants? Did you see a small paper umbrella in my pants? It's purple! I wanted to give it to you."

"I didn't see it, maybe I lost it somewhere." Yang Xing glanced at the pencil case without guilt, "If you want to eat noodles, come down and eat them, I'm afraid that the noodle soup will be spilled on the bed."

"Hey... I went to find Xiaoshuang last night, and I happened to meet a wine agent." Ji Yushi took a sip of the hot soup first, without the spicy buns, "He has the goods in hand, and I can get 75% of the rebate when I sell the wine. Actually This job is quite suitable for me, and I have someone to chat with and drink, I will work hard, and my monthly salary will be higher than yours."

Yang Xing only changed his pen when he couldn't solve the problem, and now he wants to change it too. "Do it well? How long can you drink like this? Drink yourself first and get down."

"Damn it, second senior brother, can you still turn your pen?" Ji Yushi was startled when he was warmed up.

"Can you call Second Senior Brother again?"

The thin pen shaft starts from the index finger, pushes the pen with the thumb, passes through the fingers and palm clockwise to the little finger, and can be turned back again.Ji Yushi admired it while eating noodles, probably because he was hungry and was about to lose his standing.

The senior is handsome and suave, invite him to eat noodles, he loves his younger brother and loves classical literature, he can grade papers and abuse his abdominal muscles, he is a master at turning pens, no, no, no.

"You were in the bar last night? Did you meet any old friends?" Yang Xing asked with straight eyes.

"Really, if you don't stay with me, you have your own place to stay with you. Langqiao is bustling with people. It's full of little 0s. I'm the only one who takes the lead." Ji Yushi drank so dryly, "If it wasn't for closing time, I wouldn't even want to come back. Don't run on me in the future, the young master has made money, and this is the beginning of my first pot of gold."

"Heh, you're so awesome, how do you set the working hours?" Yang Xing calmly corrected the wrong question and continued to change the pen.

Ji Yushi thought for a while: "I'm a freelancer, as long as I can drink and chat. Ah Wang gets off work at 10 o'clock in the evening, right? Then I go to work at 10 o'clock, and I will come back by myself after drinking until 6 o'clock in the morning. Remember to leave the door open. "

Yang Xing didn't speak.Ji Yushi observed his expression, waiting for his brother to praise him.

Being able to make money, he felt elated. "And I don't have to drink in Langqiao, just sell the wine. Now I still have money in hand, so I will order [-] yuan of wine with him first, and I can really make a lot of money by drinking it all this winter."

Continue to observe, why not praise?

"Did you know that person before? You only have such a little money in your hand, don't let anyone cheat you anymore." Yang Xing didn't want him to go out at night, but it was obvious that this person was Langweixian.

"The bartenders all know each other. They have been working for many years. They are indeed liquor agents." Ji Yushi's face quickly came to an end, "Just say that I earn 1000 a night, and 30000 a month. I can take off after working for a winter and can buy pants. Already!"

It's time to praise, right?

Yang Xing hit the little duck that was about to take off: "Who is it? I'll go with you tonight, let's have a look first and then talk about it."

Ji Yushi was waiting for praise: "Okay, this is a serious business, which is equivalent to selling art without selling body. What I sell is eloquence and drinking capacity. Of course, people also like my appearance so they are willing to talk to me. In fact, Hou Hai is in this business There are quite a lot of people, and I can save money by drinking."

"Then what if you're drunk?" Yang Xing regretted cleaning Sao Shitou's shoes now.

Without praise, Ji Yushi fainted with anger: "You can pull it down, the young master is such an adult, he has drunk more wine than you have ever drunk water."

Tang Shuang has worked as a bartender in Langqiao for 4 years. He has seen all kinds of guests, and it was the first time he saw someone come to drink with a paper.Ji Yushi didn't know where his senior brother was coming from, so he sat beside him silently, grading papers for Xiaoguang as if he was studying hard.

"Brother, are you okay?" Ji Yushi had just finished talking with the wine entrusting agent, "What do you think of that man just now? I bought his wine, which was a quarter lower than the price on the wine list, and opened another bottle to make a profit of two." Eight. Eight for me."

Yang Xing was afraid that he would be cheated, but both Tang Shuang and the bar owner knew the agent, so he had nothing to say. "This job is not a long-term solution. If you want to do it, you have to think about it. You have to drink every day."

"It's okay to drink. I can drink enough. If you don't believe me, you can sit next to me all night." Ji Yushi is a very attractive type. He can chat and be humorous. There is indeed a market.Once red Li Ning is worn, it looks like a living sign in the store.

"Okay, you drink, I'll correct Xiaoguang's mistakes." Yang Xing said without looking up, and his subordinates never stopped, the paper was full of drafts.

The word wine trust was originally derogatory, but Ji Yushi wanted to do it aboveboard.He doesn't want to lie, what kind of wine, how to drink how to drink, he is mainly for chatting.In fact, you can also pay the drinks from the bar without paying the deposit, but the kickback will be less, almost half.

Yang Xing listened attentively, and admitted that Xiao Shitou's eloquence was really good, and he also spoke fluent American English.This can't be taught by the fur course in high school. It should be learned from his childhood in a good family.

Ji Yushi drank too much last night, so he started cautiously today, only drinking beer with others.He doesn't like to sit in scattered seats, and the booths are too intimate, so if you drink too much, you can't tell from the physical contact.

The bar stools fit just right, with one leg straight and the other resting.The ankles are still exposed.

"Little brother, are you really a wine trustee?" There were several very young guests sitting there, they seemed to be out to play together, not the kind who insist on sex, and the chats were very refreshing.

Ji Yushi likes to talk nonsense with such guests, and drinks happy wine. "Really, you still don't believe it?"

One of them asked: "But... the bartenders generally don't admit that they are, and they open big drinks."

"I'm different. It's mainly about eloquence. After we have a good chat, you are naturally willing to open a drink. I don't waste time. I'll toast first, you guys can do whatever you want." Ji Yushi has an advantage. He doesn't like to persuade people to drink. It's a joy to play.The customers in this stall are still small, and it seems that they are not much bigger than Xiaoguang.

People who drink also like chatters like Ji Yushi. They don't have too many worries, and they know how to respect each other, and they don't get too intimate because of persuasion. "Brother, do you drink cocktails?"

"Drink, but I can't make money with cocktails. You feel sorry for me. It's up to you whether you eat meat or pickles tomorrow." False, opened the bottle cap but did not release the goods.

Xiao Shuang was worried on the side, turning around like burning buttocks: "Ji Shao, Ji Shao, if they want to mix wine, you can call me, I will put water for you, and add more ice."

"Okay, I know you love me." Ji Yushi squeezed his face again, seeing his brother's unwillingness to talk to him, and fainted with anger.

Cut, what are you proud of? Isn't he just a bad delivery guy, the young master earns your money for a week in one night.

After drinking until almost 11 o'clock, Ji Yushi felt a little overwhelmed and wanted to take a break. "You can't drink anymore? Let me treat you guys to a fruit plate."

It was the first time even Xiao Shuang had heard that the wine asked for a fruit plate.A few young guests were even more happy, they squeezed together to sum up, and beckoned the bartender to open a big one.

"I... made a fortune from...." Ji Yushi weighed his remaining alcohol, and bumped his elbow into Yang Xing, "Brother, do you think I can finish this wine?"

Opening such a bottle of high-end wine is very commendable, right?

Yang Xing turned his pen quickly, but he didn't take a sip of the lemon tea in front of him: "Drink, let's see what you can do, I don't care about you when you're drunk."

The author has something to say:

Baipi denies three consecutive words: look down on you, don't want to see you, and don't care about you.

Stone ledger:

Income: 920 yuan!

Expenditure: 10000 yuan (purchased from the liquor agency)

Remarks: Remember nothing!The little paper umbrella is also lost!

Chapter 19, The Second Brother Is Drunk

As soon as the wine was opened, people started booing at the bar.There was warm applause in his ears, and Ji Yushi mentally calculated how much kickbacks he could get for this bottle, and he was also flattered.

"I'll still toast, you guys are still free, the first toast is here, for everyone." The wine bottle was poured from the glass, Ji Yushi drank it all, and his face became hot in an instant.

The wine is not spicy, but it has stamina.

Ji Yushi is aware of his own quantity, and now he is calling to stop drinking just right, and he can sleep well when he goes back.If the drinker is a regular customer, you can save the wine if you can't finish it. If you encounter a stranger who comes here occasionally, it will be harder. It is best to drink it clean once.The wine that people spend money on is not for you to stay until the year of the monkey to taste it slowly.

Seeing these young guests, the bartender was really unfamiliar and asked, "Young Master Ji, are you still coming?"

They all know him and want to persuade him to take it easy.

"Come on." Ji Yushi felt that his tongue was a little stupid, and stroked his bangs, "It's full, it's okay, I still have enough."

Ji Yushi drank the slow wine after the next drink, chatting intentionally: "How many of you came to Shichahai to play? Are you still in college?"

The boy who clinked glasses with Ji Yushi just now is the closest, sitting upright, he is not used to this kind of occasion. "Come out to play while the weather is not cold, how about you? My name is An Xiang."

"Me, just call Shitou. I'm here every day. If you want to drink, come to me." Ji Yushi has a good impression of them, "Just don't drink too much, the bar is chaotic, and there are everyone. Be careful. Do you have someone to talk to?"

Those few suddenly stopped talking, some blushed and some shook their heads.An Xiang took a sip of his wine and shook his head again and again: "What about you? Have you ever been in a relationship? It's our first time to...Langqiao."

It's really a group of little 0s who came out to play, Ji Yushi felt that there were a few cuties sitting in front of him, the corners of their pointed mouths turned up, and the two little tiger tooth monsters were eye-catching. "I've talked about it. How can I not talk about it?"

A few people were eating fruit bowls like little hamsters, as if they were waiting to hear what he had to say.Talk about things they only dare to think about but dare not do, and talk about love with men.

Ji Yushi started chattering, his smile was vivid and beautiful, his knees were shaking slightly, he was a bit naughty, but not annoying. "Love is enjoyment, you can talk about it a few times, don't be like a one-shot deal. Try more, and you will know who you want slowly. I have also talked a lot, and now I have summed up the truth, that is You must have money in your pocket, and you can’t talk about love without money. I’m not teaching you about material things, the economic base determines the superstructure, and there are so many men with two legs and 18 centimeters, so it’s right to strive for wealth and freedom first.”

Several cuties nodded and said yes, I don't know which one wanted to ask, An Xiang pushed a mobile phone over. "Brother Stone, did you leave your cell phone number?"

Ji Yushi couldn't hold back his laughter, he looked half drunk as if he was deliberately hooking up with someone.At this time, most of the people in the bar were a little drunk, and they unconsciously lowered their voices when they spoke, with a feeling.

"Here, wait until brother finishes drinking, good boy." His face was burned red by the alcohol, and his earbones were also burned red.

"It doesn't matter if you can't finish the drink, we will come again next time." On the opposite side, one's ears turned red.

Ji Yushi looked at them, his mouth and nose smelled of alcohol.There was still an amber base left in the glass.

"Xiao Shuang, add some ice to me." Ji Yushi pushed the cup forward, Tang Shuang glanced at him, bent down to dig ice cubes without saying anything.At this time, Ji Yushi almost thought his eyes were dazzled, and suddenly there was a thin red ballpoint pen in the glass.

"He's out of measure." Yang Xing sat for the whole night, and turned an empty wine glass from above the bar when he got up, "Give it to me."

Ji Yushi himself was not drunk yet, so he beat his eyes against the light in order to see his senior brother, and suddenly felt as if he was drunk, his legs were limp in a mess.

There was a ballpoint pen poked in the glass, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.This cup ends here, no one can touch it, this person belongs to me, and this person's wine also belongs to me.

Obviously unwilling to talk to people, flipping through the test paper nonchalantly. For more than 6 hours, the lemon tea did not take a sip, and the entire amount was kept.

The teasing before was just for the sake of sex, senior brother has so many benefits, it's hard not to let people think about it.Taking advantage of his five-point drunkenness, Ji Yushi boldly thought, let go of guessing, it may be tempting.

"Thank you...thank you, brother." He couldn't beat him in a fight, and he couldn't drink him in a drink. Ji Yushi lowered his head softly, and looked for a place to step on his feet.

The high stool was not very friendly to drinkers, and when he was five minutes drunk, he stepped on the ground and was helped by his brother. "With your drinking capacity, you still have to drink? You just die."

Ji Yushi refused to accept it, and the red face retorted: "I can drink a lot, so if you don't believe me, ask Xiao Shuang."

"Shuangshuang, please get me some tea for Shitou." It's okay not to mention it, but Yang Xing turned his back on customers when it was mentioned, it seems that the person who has been friends with Tang Shuang for several years is himself.

After that, I drank very comfortably. Ji Yushi drank stomach-warming ginger tea and was in charge of chatting with the cuties all over the world. Yang Xing was in charge of drinking by the side without saying a word.

But I always feel that this person is teasing all over the world, and the attention of the cuties is diverted. Ji Yushi is not very happy, and he is a little bit over the top.

Yang Xing usually doesn't drink so fast, it hurts his stomach and gets drunk easily.Right now, I just want to finish this bottle as soon as possible, drink a glass, take a rest, smile at Xiao Shuang, and fill up the wine again.When a bottle is almost drunk, the stall is basically over.

Ji Yushi woke up from the wine, feeling a little embarrassed.Obviously let others help you with your own work. "Brother, don't be brave, I am really capable."

Gentleman Yang Xing smiled: "I'm afraid you'll pee on my bed after drinking too much." The voice was not loud, just enough to be heard around the bar.

Suddenly lost face, Ji Yushi fainted, got up to send the cuties off.When I came back, I just finished drinking a bottle, and I felt both adoring and uncomfortable.

This man really has a capacity for alcohol, but isn't it uncomfortable to drink so much?

"Tell senior brother, why did you go there just now?" Yang Xing turned the glass upside down, completing the task.

"Send An Xiang and the others out." Ji Yushi saw that his senior brother was unhappy, and being a wine trustee wasn't prostitution, what about it?He also said: "I have to make sure that they are not drunk. After all, they drank with me. They are young."

Yang Xing took a good look at it: "Really? How old are they? You like the small ones, right?"

"Ah? What little one?" Ji Yushi couldn't understand what he meant, so he asked Xiaoshuang to serve another cup of ginger tea.

A row of wine cups was pushed over the bar counter.

"I don't want wine." Ji Yushi hesitated for a long time, sober, he really didn't order wine.

"It's from below, you can drink it or not." The vodka in Tang's hands was slowly poured into the cup along the back of the spoon, and the three layers of wine and water in the wine cup were separated into layers at once.

This is a greeting wine. The guests see that you are drinking happily, and they are willing to invite you without chatting with you.But it doesn't have to be drunk, there is no commission.It doesn't matter if you don't drink, the bartender won't tell you which table delivered it, and it will be easier for both parties.

"Let's quit, I'm afraid I'll stop after 6 short drinks." Ji Yushi said.If Yang Xing wasn't there, he would definitely pick it up, but Yang Xing was there, so I don't know why he didn't dare.

Yang Xing didn't show the mountains and the water, he wished that he would be afraid after drinking it once, but he said: "Order it, I'll refill it for him."

After drinking so much alcohol, I didn't even blush at all.

Short drink should be drunk quickly, the more fierce and fierce the drink, the more beautiful it will be. You must drink all the fire and wine in one go, and you must not touch the wine cup or spill it, otherwise you will burn yourself.Liu Hai rustled his eye sockets, Yang Xing pursed his lips, waiting for the fire on the tip of his tongue to go out.After doing 6 in one go, Ji Yushi heard someone whistling below.

He stared back angrily, and saw that the people at the table clapped their hands.

"What are you looking at? Let's go home." Yang Xing put the 6 wine cups upside down on the glass, which meant that he accepted them kindly, thank you.In the future, Xiao Shitou will drink at this table, and even if he has friendship before, he will take care of him to some extent.

Ji Yushi followed behind, and his brother helped him drink, so he quickly took the initiative to carry Li Ning's sports bag.Walking all the way back, I bumped my chest. For a while, I felt that my senior brother was really nothing, not even a word of praise, and for a while, I felt that I could marry.

No, you can marry.

"Brother, are you drunk? Is it cold?" Ji Yushi chased after him like a dog and asked.It was only midnight, and the crowds in Houhai hadn't dispersed, or they had just begun to drink beauties.

Yang Xing didn't feel that he was drunk, but he must be drunk.Now he is not happy to see Ji Yushi cheating three times and four times. He just wants to kill his evil spirit and never encourage it.

Instead of looking for a serious job, run out and drink with others!chat!Delight people!Leave your phone number!

"I'm almost drunk. I haven't gotten drunk yet, so I ran back quickly without seeing me." Yang Xing pretended to stagger, "I don't want to give a hand."

"Hey, if you're going to feel bad, I'll induce you to vomit." When Ji Yushi saw it, he gave up. If the senior brother is really soft on the road, there is no way to get him back.

"You still induce vomiting?" Yang Xing leaned on the man with the help of alcohol, even hugging the man with his sports bag.

Ji Yushi was afraid that he would fall, so he wrapped his left arm around Yang Xing's waist and carried it around his body, both of them were in a panic. "Yes, you can use your hand or a spoon. You will feel better immediately when you spit it out. Don't be afraid, I will never hurt you."

If others say this, Yang Xing definitely doesn't want to be crooked. When Xiao Shitou said it, Yang Xing wanted to ask. "What do you mean?"

"Ah? I don't mean anything, I just want to assure you that no matter what happens in the future, I will never hurt you." Ji Yushi really meant that, and he took advantage of his senior brother, "Don't worry, senior brother, I People look quite out of tune, although most of the time it is really out of tune, but I..."

Yang Xing didn't let him finish speaking. After drinking, he was more domineering than usual, and even breathed on Ji Yushi's neck. "Stop flirting first."

Only then did Ji Yushi notice that his neck was turning red, and his Adam's apple was pink. "Damn! Brother, are you okay? Can you still go!"

"What's the matter, do you care about me?" Yang Xing whispered in Ji Yushi's ear, his voice was mixed with wine, sexy.The person listening to him trembled inadvertently, as if he had stepped on an electric switch, numb from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

It can be regarded as suppressed, the unruly brat on the court, the freshman who dares to get the middle finger in the third grade, the swimmer who can only play tricks, the little counselor who plays hooligans when he is drunk... a lot of Ji Yushi overlapped. As the one in front of him, Yang Xing's legs are not weak, but he still wants someone to wait on him: "Hold on, brother is drunk."

Yang Xing was so drunk this time, Ji Yushi almost came back with his arms around him, and now he just wanted to send Xiaoguang a WeChat message.

Didn't you say that your brother's drinking capacity is unfathomable?There is also a skill cooling time for co-authoring, right?After the big move, the whole person was paralyzed!

"Brother, lie down first, I'll find water." Ji Yushi laid him flat and helped him undress, Xiao Baixue ran to the bathroom to boil water secretly without even caring about touching it.There was no hangover tea in the room, and Ji Yushi was running around, not knowing what to do.

How do you take care of drunk people? How do you know?

Occasionally drank too much in high school, but every time there was Liang Xi.If Liang Min drinks together, Rou Rou will come and take care of her.Ji Yushi doesn't know how to serve others at all, and sits on the edge of the bed, as if watching his beloved wife having a difficult labor but powerless.

"Brother, do you smoke a cigarette?" Ji Yushi asked, scratching his ear.

Seeing him wandering around, Yang Xing thought he could figure out some way, so he gritted his teeth angrily: "I don't want to."

"Oh, then I'm going to make the bed." Ji Yushi really had no eyesight, and wanted him to go to bed quickly.

"Go ahead, I can only feel uncomfortable anyway, and no one cares about me." Yang Xing pulled the quilt up to his chest, feeling very weak and helpless.

His chest was heaving and his eyes were red hot.

Ji Yushi couldn't move for a moment, his mind was full of drama - it's too hospital, if you can't give birth, I want you to become a funeral group!

"Then I'll go out and buy you a hangover tea."

Yang Xing was addicted to this kind of trick, his breath was weaker than usual. "Can you be honest for a while? I'm dizzy from dangling around. Or you can sit by the bed and let's talk for a while."

"Okay... what are you talking about? Teacher