What's your name, I call takeaway
Chapter 4..."
Ning, I suddenly saw several flashlights shining on the ground, and felt very bad.
"Who! Someone went into the water again!" The flashlight inspection team arrived in time when they received someone swimming wild in this area.
Yang Xing glanced back, and the five men strode towards this side, grabbed Ji Yushi and ran away, like stepping on hot wheels under their feet.If you get caught, you will be fined, can you mortgage the small stone?
Forget it, he can't mortgage much money, so let's run away with it.
The hand we held was wet, and the body that had just been soothed by the lake water soared to the maximum level of excitement in a few seconds, adrenaline was secreted rapidly, and we could run as fast as we could.The people behind kept yelling senior brother and senior brother, but they couldn't care about him anymore.
Ji Yushi wanted to die, and he screamed like a chicken all the way, but no one responded.That night, a man running wildly appeared on Ping'an Avenue. The man also pulled another man, wearing only a red Li Ning coat, missing his bottoms, barefoot, and carrying a pair of white coconut shoes in his hand.
While running wildly, Yang Xing gulped down the wind, he hadn't been this happy for a long time, and he really wanted to drag Ji Yushi to run for a few more miles.
What a coaxing little rock.
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Is Xiaoshi looking for a job today?No! ! !
Did the little stone die today?certainly! ! !
Chapter 15 Brother, you want to be a chicken
When running home, Ji Yushi felt that the soles of his feet were going to catch fire.
"Stop, stop, stop... Xiaoye, take a rest, take a rest."
Yang Xing was so happy that he carried himself away, looking back he was an idiot. "I'll go! Where are your pants?"
"Where are the pants? What the hell do you want to ask you!" Ji Yushi came back wearing shorts, unable to get up on the bed, "Have I put on my pants? You drag me and run away! You still run all the way!"
"Someone's here, don't run away and we'll wait for a fine?" Yang Xing made people lose their bottoms, and now, looking at them, he thinks these legs are very interesting, like a carefully selected pure-blooded BMW in a racecourse .Especially the ankle part, very thin.
Thinner than average.
It's pretty fine.
"Brother, I only have two pairs of trousers. If you run away, my assets will shrink by half." Ji Yushi first checked whether the soles of his feet were damaged. Fortunately, Ping An Avenue was clean. "The trousers are quite expensive, enough for me to live for three months now."
After making people lose their pants, Yang Xing finally came to his senses and didn't laugh for a while. "Then just wait, I'll go back and see if I can pick it up. You too, always wear the low-waist fit..."
"Duckling's exclusive jeans can't do it?" Ji Yushi has a character who dares to open a dyeing workshop for three points of color. "The trousers are very leg-shaped. Wearing them makes my legs look longer, and my legs are very straight from here to there!"
Yang Xing glanced at him, he was straight even without pants. "I think you are wearing duck jeans."
Ji Yushi felt distressed when he lost his trousers, and he stretched his legs, showing a bitter expression. "Brother, Xiao Shitou's feet hurt, he ran away."
"Squeeze yourself, sit down and wait." The basement is not allowed to use electrical appliances blatantly, so Yang Xing had no choice but to take the electric kettle to the bathroom and quietly boil a pot of boiling water.
It was the first time for Ji Yushi to feel the thoughtfulness from his senior brother, and his feet felt extremely comfortable while soaking.Not long after, Yang Xing came back with a melancholy face. "Stone, your trousers that show off your legs may have been seized."
"What do you call me?" Ji Yushi thumped in his heart, feeling like a fan was being named by an idol.
"Stone." Yang Xing hugged the cat and kissed it, and put it on the bed, "What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's the first time you called me by my nickname." Ji Yushi stepped on a basin of muddy water, leaving a water mark in the shape of a brief underpants on the orange-pink bed sheet, "Brother, please call me again."
"Don't flirt, it's really my fault that you lost your pants. Senior brother bought a gift to make amends." Yang Xing used to be rich, and when he confessed his mistakes, he even made gifts with sincerity. Give you a good pair of pants."
This is a screaming chicken toy.
Ji Yu petrified, really turned into stone. "Brother, do you have any misunderstanding about the word gift?"
"No, don't you think the screaming chicken is very pleasant? I heard you screaming all the way." Yang Xing pulled out his pants and shook them. They were covered with soft cat hair. "We are about the same height. You should be able to wear it too, try it in a while."
I lost a genuine product and exchanged it for a Li Ning.Ji Yushi felt that the deal was quite profitable. "Oh, my young master is really ill-fated, this screaming chicken with flaming red lips...Senior brother, you don't have any strange sexual fetishes, do you?"
"What do you think?" Yang Xing looked over with a smile.Little Shitou always likes to stare at him, he knows it all.
Ji Yushi was shocked by this smile, his mind was rippling, and his voice was like waves. "Hey, senior brother, you haven't smiled like this for several days. Do you have a lot of troubles these days? I finally coaxed you. It's so tiring."
Yang Xing had always been used to him speaking directly, but suddenly he didn't seem to be used to it anymore.He was usually very verbal, but he almost couldn't resist such a sentence.Do you dare to let people observe you if you haven't smiled for a few days?After so much trouble, I'm really trying to make myself happy.
"What brand are those duckling trousers that show off your legs?" Yang Xing lowered his head and wiped the floor, washing his feet like floods, he really had an otter.
"Actually, your smile is quite similar to Xiaoguang's, except that his eyes are not as wide as yours, and his smile is a little sweeter than yours." Ji Yushi straightened his knees to try on his pants, but it was not good, he grew a little.
Yang Xing was surprised: "You only saw Xiaoguang a few times, and you can tell that he is sweeter than me?"
"He is really sweeter than you, and his mouth is much sweeter than yours."
"Try to say that he is sweeter than me?" The meaning of the words was already obvious, this was a challenge to his younger brother, Yang Xing himself was surprised, and wanted to take back the words after he finished speaking.
Ji Yushi didn't dare to think too much, he talked too fast, don't let the eldest wife find out that he is meeting the little ancestor at night. "No, I'm actually not that familiar with him, but the upper half of your brother's face really looks alike... Brother, what are you busy with these days? Take me with you, I'm not good at work and clingy , want to make money even if you don’t know how to do anything.”
"Did I pick up an overpass to talk about cross talk? I've been looking for a suitable store recently, and I plan to have a quick lunch with Zhou Chengbi."
"Fast food? What are you serving?"
Yang Xing squeezed a screaming chicken: "What do you think I want to drive?"
Ji Yushi immediately understood: "Chicken shop, brother, you want to make chicken."
"Stop bragging, it's fried chicken. There's a shortage of one around here. But the rent in a good location is too expensive, and I don't like the second one." It is a high-end residential area, so the rent is extremely expensive.
"Do you want fried chicken?" Ji Yushi also came over to squeeze the chicken, screaming one after another.
Ah, ah, ah.
"Four months ago, there was a huge chicken chop at the crossroads, but it was closed because it was too hot..." Yang Xing pinched the chicken vigorously.
"Damn, it's too hot and closed?" Ji Yushi pretended to accidentally pinch his brother's fingerbone, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, just keep talking."
Yo ho!I pinched my senior brother's little finger, and sleeping with him is just around the corner!
Yang Xing watched the excitement like watching a shadow puppet show, watching Sao Shitou pretentiously sneaking up on him, and sitting next to him beaming with joy. "Because supply exceeds demand, customers will be lost if you wait in line for too long. After all, the catering industry is a mathematical game, and the turnover rate is time cost. Fast food is a quick calculation in mathematics, and you have a lot of knowledge."
Ji Yushi could understand what he meant: "What about the dishes? Do you have a recipe?"
"Chef Liu from Awang is testing dishes. Don't you think I'm covered in frying smoke when I come back every day? I can smell it myself."
Ji Yushi pretended to come closer to sniff, then shook his head, and then moved closer, sniffing the root of his neck, but still shook his head. "There is no oily fume... If you are looking for a formula, I actually have someone to choose. If you trust me, I can try it."
Yang Xing also pretended that he couldn't pinch the chicken, and touched the back of Xiao Shishi's hand. "Who is it?"
Ji Yushi has a sense of success holding hands with male and female guests of If You Are the One, no, it is male and female guests. "Xiao Shuang, Tang Shuang. Our relationship is very good, we just need to sleep!"
This fist was so hard that Ji Yushi screamed, louder than a chicken, very miserable.
Tang Shuang, the little master of fancy bartending, although he is only 23 years old, he already has apprentices.Today's guest didn't order wine, which made him a little at a loss.
"Ji Shao, what did you say?" There were three men in front of him, one was Ji Yushi, one had been back before, and the other didn't know each other.
Ji Yushi pinched the baby's face: "You used to make fried chicken for me."
She always only got attention when she was playing with bottles, but suddenly being stared at, Tang Shuang had to lower her head to wipe the goblet, avoiding sight. "I'm just a drinker, I cook fried chicken once in a while..."
"Don't talk about shit, civilized you and me." Zhou Chengbi was fine today, and he accompanied the second shareholder to find the recipe, but he went straight into the gay bar, which is wonderful.
"I didn't say anything." Tang Shuang saw that this was the most difficult to deal with, "...Ji Shao, are you guys drinking? I'll give you a drink."
"Okay, let's catch up on the old days too, the young master loves you." Ji Yushi didn't drink free wine before, so he put a hundred yuan bill in the wine list first.Tips are also a source of income in this business, and Xiao Shuang will not flirt with male customers.
Tang Shuang seldom asks the guests what to drink, but always prepares it for the guests directly, playing with the wine bottle to make it shine.People who are too tall don’t look good standing on the bar counter. Xiao Shuang is not particularly tall, she is relatively thin, and she has good skills. Even if she is not good at communication, she can still please the guests who order drinks sensory.
Roll the bottle, reverse the hand, throw the waist, the brightly colored shaker goes around his little gray vest, then turn and slap the bottle on the back, snap the wine, return the bottle, flip the wrist, and pour the wine for the last week and a half. .
"Ji Shao your wine."
Zhou Chengbi took a picture with his mobile phone without turning off the flash. "What about mine? Is it too partial to just invite him?"
Tang Shuang covered his eyes with his hands. "...Sir, we have a rule that the flash is not turned on when taking pictures. If you drop the bottle, you will lose this month's bonus."
Ji Yushi became dizzy, and stared straight at the person: "Are you looking for smoke? Xiao Shuang belongs to the master, please show some respect."
Zhou Chengbi really didn't understand the rules. "Sorry, sorry, Xiao Shuangshuang, right? I'll pay and buy you a glass of wine."
"Xiao Shuang, you can just get him a bottle of Qingdao Chunsheng, don't bother him." Ji Yushi protected the man, showing a fierce look, "Brother, do you want to drink? Little hands are very skilled, let me try it?"
With that said, he pushed the cocktail he had just taken to Yang Xing.
Yang Xing took a sip, and he didn't mean to be drunk: "Well, it's quite delicious. How did you two know each other?"
Zhou Chengbi propped his chin to watch the opening of a big show, heh, junior brother, fuck your sister's second uncle, Yang Xing, who are you lying to, you big-tailed wolf?
"I knew him when I was in my third year of high school, right?" Ji Yushi couldn't remember clearly, so he asked Tang Shuang, "I was only 17 that year, which means we didn't have a drinking ban for minors, so I would be arrested abroad. "
"You entered Langqiao at the age of 17?" Yang Xing asked again, he didn't pay attention to it that day, and only found out that the bar is interesting today.For example, the two restrooms are for men, but the signs are red and blue.If women want to use the restroom, they probably have to go to another store.
Forget it, gay bar.
Ji Yushi dipped french fries in ketchup and ate them: "Yeah, Xiao Shuang just arrived in Beijing at that time, and he was unfamiliar with the place. There were a few foreigners pestering him, so I helped him out. Go to the bathroom, you guys first." Drink, Xiao Shuang, take care of me."
Yang Xing watched his back disappear, watched Ji Yushi get into the door of the blue male sign, and at the same time noticed that several eyes in the bar lit up instantly.
"I said..." Zhou Chengbi leaned over and whispered, "Daxing, have your two models collided?"
"He's my junior brother, fuck your uncle." Yang Xing pushed the next door violently, and asked at the bar, "That's how you two knew each other back then?"
Tang Shuang wiped his wine glass and added: "Really, Ji Shao can speak English fluently. Some foreign guests...the quality may not be high. When I first arrived here, I couldn't speak a word of English."
"Does Xiao Shuangshuang meet now? Do you need me to teach you? It's free." Zhou Chengbi waited for his glass of wine, but he didn't expect that the little milk cat who was bartending really gave him a bottle of Qingdao Chunsheng.Very good, hehe, very good.
"We've met for a while, and the chat is okay, but I can't understand it if it's too deep." Tang Shuang told the truth, hoping that Ji Shao would come back soon.This person has weird eyes, is he a villain?
Ji Yushi came out of the door and heard a frivolous whistle just after walking a few steps.This kind of place comes more than 0 and less than 1, hold hands with those who are destined, and be friends with those who are not.I only regret that I was wearing Li Ning today. If I had dressed up well, someone would have followed me in and asked for my phone number.
It's not enough to show off, I'm not happy.
As soon as I got back to my seat, a large three-tiered fruit plate slid along the crescent-shaped bar to the front, and the bartender said it was delivered from the bottom 11 tables.Ji Yushi took a bite of a ripe cantaloupe and turned around to find a table at table 11.There were two men sitting there, both of them were very handsome.Seeing him looking back, she was embarrassed, as if she was afraid of making eye contact, she lowered her head and drank heavily.
Is this the first time you mustered up the courage to tease a man?Ji Yushi eats people with a soft mouth, and with a toothpick in his mouth, he flies two winks to table 11, one for each of them, everyone has a share.
After all, he is a No. 1 who is used to rain and dew.
"Shitou, do you still want to be a chicken with your brother?" Yang Xing pulled out the toothpick he was holding at an angle, and picked Ji Yushi's chin like he was pinching a screaming chicken.Her fingertips touched his lips, but her eyes didn't look at him.The proficiency of the movements and the naturalness of the demeanor seem to be no less than a hundred times a day.
This time, those eyes that were lit up all went out, and it was obvious that this person's model was uncertain, maybe it was hard to say whether it was 0.5 or not.
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Ji Yushi's small income and expenditure:
Income: None.
Expenditure: Pants gone.
Remarks: Get the important props screaming chicken.
Chapter 16, Let's Break Up
"Hey, why are you touching people?" Zhou Chengbi asked his friend, squinting his eyes to appreciate the work of the bartender, and accidentally caught Tang Shuang's attention.
Yang Xing bit a slice of lemon. "Tell him to be honest, he has no money in his pocket and still flirts around."
Ji Yushi couldn't hear them talking, so he pushed the fruit plate in the middle: "Brother, you take me to make chicken, I will definitely make it well, and be the top chicken in your shop. If you eat fruit, you can eat it too, Xiao Shuang. Let me tell you, Xiao Shuang My father plans to jointly establish a fried chicken restaurant with the two of them. The eyeball on the left is the major shareholder, my senior brother in the middle is the second shareholder, and I am the youngest mini-shareholder. I was just looking for dishes, so I just thought of asking you to come."
Tang Shuang can clearly remember hundreds of seasoning wines, but he can't remember what delicacies he has cooked. "But it's useless to ask me. If you open a bar, I can help you. I can cook chicken...I can't."
"Then what do little Shuangshuang know? I can teach you even if you don't know how to cook chicken." Zhou Chengbi finished a bottle of Pure Health, and slowly took off his glasses.
Yang Xing knew at a glance that he couldn't be persuaded, Cheng Bi was not sure of himself, he would get blood when he took off his glasses, and he might ask the bartender's phone number tonight.
"Brother, is he a pervert?" Ji Yushi wanted to ask a long time ago, he is also lustful, but he is not so obvious, "Xiao Shuang, when you see this person, you will call him the boss in the future, and blow him out!"
Yang Xing didn't want to hurt Zhou Chengbi in front of outsiders. After all, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. If he admits that he is a coward, then what is he?But Zhou Chengbi was indeed.
The atmosphere suddenly became half awkward and half tense.
"Cheng Bi, control yourself. This is a bar. It's a healthy place. Don't think about mosaics." Yang Xing first pressed Zhou Chengbi's flirtatious signs, and then went to appease the bartender who was about to run away in minutes, "He is a man Don’t worry about your words, don’t worry about it. Leave me a call, or we can add a wechat, don’t worry about it, and don’t affect your work. But you are really good at cooking, my brother Xiaoguang, last time we The one that came together, he really likes to eat, and he still misses your shrimp fried rice when he was in school."
"Ah, you want to take a bowl with you?" Tang Shuang said his local accent as soon as he was happy, and immediately stopped talking, afraid of being laughed at.
"Brother, don't you hear him speak Suzhou dialect very nicely!" Ji Yushi's goosebumps rose, he didn't make fun of Tang Shuang, as long as he was a friend in his own circle, he couldn't provoke anyone, they were all his own people, and they all married back The family is good, marry a courtyard house, "He speaks his hometown dialect very nicely, I used to tease him all the time."
Yang Xing listened to it just now, it sounds very good. "Can you be a little regular, how grown-up you are, you play around all day long."
"Would you like to bring another bowl for your brother?" Tang Shuang blamed himself embarrassedly, "Master Ji praised me, but in fact my Mandarin is not up to standard, so he insisted on speaking it nicely."
Zhou Chengbi drank the second bottle of pure raw alone, and he hadn't had a sip of the cocktail until now, hehe, very good, hehe. "Xiao Shuangshuang's speech is really nice, and her name is also good, Tang Shuang, Tang Shuang, your name is very sweet."
Tang Shuang couldn't take his words, so he hurried to look for Ji Yushi: "Ji Shao, talk alone?"
"Let's talk." Ji Yushi turned to the other side of the bar, "Are you annoyed by that big pervert? Do you want me to teach him a lesson for you?"
"No need, they are all guests, I'm just a bottle player." Tang Shuang thought about Ji Yushi's words, and always felt that there was a fiery stare over there, as sharp as if he was going to pierce himself, and he couldn't avoid it no matter what, " Ji Shao, do you really want to partner up to open a fried chicken restaurant? I think so, listen to me. If you have a lot of shares, I won’t make trouble. Anyone can make fried chicken wings. It looks good. If you have a small share, I’ll give it a try, and come back to bring me chicken wings later, I don’t have time to go out and buy them. But if it doesn’t taste good, don’t be angry.”
Young Master Ji understood his Linglong thoughts.Tang Shuang is different from himself. He often has no capital to make mistakes, and he has always been cautious in doing things. "Don't worry, it's not much. The big sex is 100 million, the brother is 20, and I'm less, less than 10."
"Then...how much are you?" Tang Shuang bent down to listen.
"It's more than 5000 yuan." Ji Yushi took the opportunity to pinch his face, which was as smooth and tender as southern tofu, and imitated his speech, "I know Xiao Shuangshuang is worried about me, so you can rest assured now?"
"Well, I don't worry." Tang Shuang nodded in satisfaction, with a faint smell of wine on her body.Ji Yushi was the first friend he met in the north, not to mention giving tips every time, even the boss said that Ji Shao's list of discounts should not be vague.
"Ji Shao, where's that boyfriend of yours?" Tang Shuang asked again, he had seen one, the boy was very pretty, with a slapped face, light hair, and he couldn't drink much.
Ji Yushi covered his face first, then got annoyed, he was so ashamed, he wished to strangle this piece of history. "Don't mention it, we've blown it up a long time ago, and now the young master is single. Let's make money first, we can't get married without money, and we can't give away broken takeaways like my senior brother."
Tang Shuang glanced over there, unintentionally meeting the gaze of the man, and immediately lowered his head and dodged aside. "I think your senior brother is very nice. Where's his younger brother? The two seem to be real brothers."
"Really? I also think he is very similar, but his younger brother is much sweeter. My senior brother is... very cold, and I feel like he doesn't want to see me." Ji Yushi lay listlessly on the bar counter, I asked Xiaoshuang for a purple fruit-signed umbrella, and was going to take it back to curry favor with the second senior brother.
Yang Xing, who delivered broken food, was eating lemons, without changing his face: "Cheng Bi, what do you think they are talking about? Why do I feel that Shi Shi is scolding me."
"How would I know, you are a gentleman, don't be around such a pervert like me." Zhou Chengbi also admired him eating lemons raw, "You always eat like this, isn't it sour?"
"It's not sour, try it if you don't believe me." Yang Xing handed over a slice.Zhou Chengbi took it tentatively and tried it, so sore that he almost fell off the high stool.
"Yang Xing, your sister, you are a ruthless person!"
"Thank you." Yang Xing peeled another half of the lime, and ate it elegantly and charmingly, and very quickly, especially ruthlessly.
Zhou Chengbi was the only one among the three who hadn't tried fried rice with shrimps. After the midnight show, there were obviously fewer customers, so Tang Shuang slipped behind the bar to start a small stove.The glass plate is not big, and it is usually used to hold nuts and shrimp chips. At this time, it is a special taste to serve fried rice.
Zhou Chengbi didn't believe it at first, and then he ate up his own and took Yang Xing's.The rice is ordinary rice, somehow made to be soft on the outside and glutinous on the inside. After frying, the rice grains are distinct and plump.The translucent shrimp trembled slightly, and there was no residual oil on the bottom of the plate after eating, which was very attentive.
Ji Yushi's plate still has the most shrimps, which is quite obvious.
This time Zhou Chengbi immediately conceded, and he wanted to add someone on WeChat in a shameless manner.Tang Shuang seldom gave customers WeChat IDs, but when Ji Shao's friend asked, he couldn't refuse, so he scanned Zhou Chengbi's QR code with a blushing face.
"Tsk tsk, I've gained a lot today, so I didn't come in vain." Zhou Chengbi was still thinking about it when he walked out of the bar, automatically ignoring Ji Yushi's glare.
"Don't make up your mind about Xiao Shuang, I'm warning you." Ji Yushi took a step forward, and asked someone to pull back by the collar at the back of his neck.
"Come back to me!" Yang Xing knew that this man was aggressive, so he was unambiguous if he could do it.
"Shuangshuang, don't forget to pin me to the top. I'll come to support your scene in two days. I'll send you a photo tonight, it's very photogenic." Zhou Chengbi chatted on the voice, and added a note called Sugar Little Milk Cat. Yu Shi was like a fighting cock with its tail upright, "Why are you so excited? Xiao Shuang, yours?"
"It's from the young master's family. I will marry him in the future!" Ji Yushi saw the grandson's lust, "Brother, how do you know such a big pervert? Can I beat him to death?"
Zhou Chengbi looked back at Ji Yushi deeply, with sympathy in his eyes.You don't know senior brother too well, little stone.
"We met in college. We've been in the same dormitory since military training. Are you still hungry?" Yang Xing asked, he wasn't full anyway.Ji Yushi was wearing long black slacks, and he swaggered across the street with his ankles exposed.
The ankles are so thin that they can be grasped in a circle.
"I'm full, I have to go back quickly, go home and watch Xiao Shuangshuang's Moments, you two take your time walking." Zhou Chengbi laughed, took the car keys and looked for a car on the Houhai Sea, and ran away without a trace.Yang Xing is not too worried about anything, he has known Zhou Chengbi for 7 years, and he knows Zhou Chengbi's virtues best.
Curious, fresh, add people to WeChat, chat for a few days and forget about it.But he is still looking forward to Tang Shuang's fried chicken recipe. Judging from the level of fried rice, he may really be a folk master.
"Hey, are you still angry? Are you hungry?" Yang Xing was afraid that Ji Yushi would faint again.
"I'm not hungry, I'm so full." Ji Yushi didn't like Zhou Chengbi very much, probably because he couldn't handle it, "You don't know, brother, Xiao Shuang is very timid and timid, and the big sex will scare us again what to do?"
Yang Xing laughed at him for worrying. "No matter how timid he is, he has been working for several years. You should still worry about your own livelihood. You are so poor that you have no pants. Hey, who is older between you and Tang Shuang?"
"He, it's my birthday at the end of the year, and he's a few months older than me." Ji Yushi zipped up, and the lake began to get cold at the end of October, so short sleeves and a red Li-Ning were less.
Yang Xing broke the casserole and asked the bottom line. Anyway, they are the people Ji Yushi wants to marry, so he simply asked: "Then what about you and Liang Min?"
"The three of us? Rourou is the oldest, and Liang Min is the youngest. On the first day we met, I beat him to tears without saying a word, but he dragged Rourou over, saying that she was his sister, and insisting that I bullied him." , Rourou made me cry without saying anything." Ji Yushi jumped up and down as he walked, "Brother, what month is your birthday?"
Yang Xing counted the little money in his hand, and answered casually: "In early March."
Ji Yushi asked casually: "Oh, what about Xiaoguang?"
"July 7th, Cancer. I bought crabs for him when I was a child, and he wouldn't eat them after they were steamed. I insisted that I was a crab so I couldn't eat them. Later, I steamed hairy crabs for him, and he ate 4 of them at once. I forgot this year. Bought it for him."
"Senior brother, don't be like this, I can't stand poking me." Ji Yushi swallowed at the milk cabbage, tsk tsk, no, no, no.
"Are you being so flirtatious with anyone?" Yang Xing likes him flirting with him, but seeing him just now, this man is showing mercy everywhere.
"Yes, forced by life, you also know that in our business, we all eat based on the face of our father... I don't mean the old father, the father of the sponsor, right? Spitting out lotus flowers at the mouth is just eating. "
What you say is very true, a born little liar.
"Dare you use the way you deal with the money master to deal with me, right? To make me happy, just to make a living?" Yang Xing suddenly felt very uncomfortable, and there was still some discomfort in his stomach.Sometimes he really forgets what Ji Yushi's old profession is, but this person always reminds him again and again.
"Second senior brother, do you still have thick clothes? It's cold." Ji Yushi didn't know that he had touched Yang Xing's thorn.
"Try calling Second Senior Brother again." This time the gentleman didn't even smile.
Ji Yushi followed, but he had no eyesight. "The clothes are really thin, they won't survive the winter, brother, do you still have any clothes?"
"If you can't pass the winter, you should cover your ankles. If you don't have any clothes, you're still talking about it. I'm afraid that others won't know that you are selling it. Who am I? I have to let you wear it?" Yang Xing endured and endured, without saying a word. It's too ugly.
The idle prince's temper is on the rise, Ji Yushi can tease himself, if others say it, go to your paralysis. "Senior brother, you are really not cute when you talk, you stabbed me to death."
What's so awesome about delivering food.
"Strike you to death? Go beg for food tomorrow. I'm going to starve you to death."
"Do you really think you're the only one who can make money? What's the point of sending a takeaway!" Ji Yushi was furious in an instant. of.
Every time, he still pricked him for his inability to make money, as if he would not be able to repay his great kindness for the rest of his life after giving him a bowl of noodles.
"Then you try to deliver a takeaway. It's not foolish to talk about looking for a job for two months. If you really don't rely on your butt to make money in the Beijing area, brother will pick you up from get off work every day, work harder, don't let people look down on you like this "Yang Xing knew that his mouth was poisonous, but he had endured seven points, leaving only three points of poison.This can stab the duckling to death, the father of the funder must have spoiled him in the past.
It was a little annoying just now, and now it's a little more uncomfortable.I, Yang Xing, won't follow up on your usual problems.
Ji Yushi hesitated for a moment, and the anger all over his body suddenly spilled on a piece of clothing.Raising his hand, Li Ning flicked the red thing back to its original owner, and slapped Yang Xing on the back by the way. "Thousands of thousands of tattered clothes are dragging around, as if I can't afford them!"
Hiss, it hurts enough!It's true that this person has no depth of attack!Yang Xing's heel stepped on the curb, and those who didn't know thought he had been whipped. "If you can afford it, you take off your pants now. Anyway, you don't have to wear them to make money. Did I ask anything after living with me for so many days? Are you clean? Are you sick?"
"I... I didn't have any pants, didn't I go swimming with an idiot who delivered food!" Ji Yushi fainted from grievance, and wanted to take it off for a moment, but the remaining rationality stopped him, and he just turned around and walked away.
"Who the hell can bear you, who is Shaking M! Don't serve me anymore, we're going to break up!"
At this moment, Ji Yushi was slightly melancholy, and the scene in his mind changed - infatuation and wrong payment, that year when the apricot blossoms were stormy, you said you were the king of Guojun, but in fact you were a civet cat!
The author has something to say: please get an advance notice for the next copy of "It's Interesting to Make You Angry"!It's a story about liking you and bullying you.
Both Yang Xing and Shitou are not people who know how to tolerate. In the early stage, they would quarrel if they quarreled, so will the senior brother go out to find Shitou in the middle of the night?
Ji Yushi's bookkeeping book:
Income: None!
Payout: 100!
Remarks: quarreled!
Chapter 17: Yang Xing Hates Him a Little
Yang Xing turned around almost at the same time as Ji Yushi, so he didn't like this person's stinky body.The loud sound of delivering the food was really harsh, which showed that the little duck didn't think highly of him either.
Come on, don't look down on anyone.Thinking that he was a person who laughed at the poor but not at the prostitutes, Yang Xing walked back, only feeling his fists were very itchy, waiting for some tree to bump into him so blindly.
Someone ran away wearing only a single T at the end of October, and he deserved it for freezing to death at night.Don't come back if you have the ability!
Back in the basement, Yang Xing got angry while doing the laundry. If you wear too many good clothes, you don't like him, right?One bite at a time, I like Li Ning the most, but I just throw it away, and I also throw away the pants if I have the ability.At this time, a phone call came in, it was past 1 in the morning, and I finally knew that I had given up, right?
Looking at it again, what is Zhou Chengbi doing?
"What? Talking and farting." Yang Xing flicked the water in his hand, hissing, it was quite cold.
Zhou Chengbi restrained the smile on the corner of his mouth: "Yo, so angry? Did you quarrel with the younger brother?"
"Arguing with your uncle, where are you?" Yang Xing listened to the background music over there, he didn't look like he was at home.
Zhou Chengbi took the cigars cut by the waiter, with all the Texas Hold'em cards in hand, he pushed through the clouds and saw the blue sky and said, "It's over, Yang Xing, you're dead."
"My mother is suffering from smallpox now, why didn't you go home? Didn't you go home to watch Tang Shuang's circle of friends?" Yang Xing poured the purified water he bought into the cat's drinking bowl before sitting on the bed.
"Don't worry, we're at Yinhe Small Winery. There's a situation with my friend. Come over here to pretend." Zhou Chengbi has a lot of friends and has long forgotten about Tang Shuang's circle of friends, "Young Master Yang, you know who you are. Where is the most hypocritical?"
Yang Xing thought for a while, and felt that he was not hypocritical at all. "Do I have a card there?"
"That's right, I've been asking about you, saying that Mr. Yang hasn't shown up for a long time, and the open wine is still there, do you want me to spend it for you first?" Zhou Chengbi threw the cards symbolically, not caring about winning or losing, "You are a giant! Hypocrisy, I am addicted to playing a righteous role in front of Xiaoguang, in fact, we are not the same, otherwise can we be good buddies?"
"Who the hell is the same as you?" Yang Xing bent over and picked up the cat, and stuffed Xiao Baixue into the bed.
"Heh, the person who can make Mr. Yang swear bad words, the last time he appeared was two years ago, right? This is why the perverted soul in your body wants to come out to harm the world when you follow the law and move your heart. So I will ask you again , quarreled with the junior brother?"
"Quiet your sister, do you still want to swipe my card?" Yang Xing raised his left eyebrow and wanted to hang up the phone.
Zhou Chengbi's side was about to end, and a group of young masters were not elegant people, so they struggled to drink. "Of course I want to row. Mr. Yang has a lot of money in his card, so I have a lot of face to use yours."
"Then shut up and think about how to open the store. Also, my money may be less than 20. Xiaoguang is a senior in high school this year..."
"I know, I know, I have to set aside pocket money for my younger brother." Zhou Chengbi picked out a frame with his ring finger, expressing the words "gentle scum" to the fullest, "I really don't need me to send you a video? Heipi Xiaoshou. "
"Thanks, you'd better see for yourself, we are really different." Yang Xing hung up the phone and started to use data to search for treasures.
I’m in my third year of high school, and I have to buy what I need to buy nutritional products. Calcium magnesium tablets, deep-sea fish oil, astaxanthin, and Yang Xing put everything in the shopping cart... The weather is getting colder, and my grandfather’s house is an old house divided by work units. Xing ordered two more small suns.Will it be too dry with a small sun?Just order a new humidifier.Will the filter of the air purifier be used up?The air is bad in winter, so order a dozen.
After ordering, considering the electricity consumption, Alipay bought several thousand electricity bills.
The inventory in the shopping cart is getting bigger and bigger, but the delivery address is not the basement.In the end, Yang Xing added a whole box of high-end fountain pens. Satisfied, he paid with one click.Look at the watch again, shit, it's more than 3 o'clock in the morning.It is said that women ignore the passage of time when shopping, Yang Xing thinks this sentence is biased.
Now the question is, where is Ji Yushi?What about Ji Yushi?Where did you run off?Yang Xing looked at WeChat, but there was no movement, so he was really angry?
Are you freezing to death outside?deserve it.
When taking a cold shower, Yang Xing deliberately put his phone aside, and took a look at it, waiting for Sao Shitou to bow his head and admit his mistake.Who can take him in so late?It's so cold outside, he can't sleep on the street with his body that can't bear hardships.In an instant, the phone vibrated, sure enough!A new WeChat!
You still have to beg me if you want to call me a bad delivery guy, right?Yang Xing deliberately slowed down the pace of bathing, in fact, he couldn't hang on his face first.He felt that Ji Yushi's disturbance made him unable to escape.
Go back to WeChat and scan your face, as if you were waiting for him.Don't go back, I've heard it all, in case something really happens...
Didn't Liang Yurou beat herself to death?Yang Xing rushed for a full 10 minutes, and finally decided to give the Liang family siblings this face.This is why the two of you asked me to keep an eye on you. It's really not me begging Ji Yushi to come back.
Thinking of this, Yang Xing clicked on WeChat, only to see a screenshot sent by Zhou Chengbi who had already arrived home, high-definition, and without a code.Wheat-colored skin, arched back like a beautiful little wild horse, stubborn and unwilling eyes, thin strangle marks on wrists and ankles, and red lower lip bitten by someone.
"Zhou Chengbi, you are a pervert!" Yang Xing replied, the bath just now was considered a waste.
Wash it again, before turning off the lights, Yang Xing looked around outside the door, would he stay huddled in the corridor?But really not.
Lying back on the bed, Yang Xing felt that he hated him a little.
"Little Baixue, your father has run away." Yang Xing scratched Xiao Baixue's chin. It was already past 5 o'clock, "If this person doesn't come back after 48 hours, I will call him."
The puppet cat is afraid of the cold, so it rubs against him here and there.
Yang Xing lowered his head to look at the phone, and said, "What did you say? Tell me to go out and look for him? Don't be ridiculous, it's none of my business for your dad to run away by himself. Who am I?"
Little Baixue snored obediently in his arms, her beautiful eyes widened.
"You said he's in danger outside? Him?" Yang Xing said with a fluttering energy, "He's awesome, it's no wonder he's in danger. Whoever meets him will be in danger."
After a while, Xiao Baixue started to feel sleepy, put her little claws on his chest, and stopped talking to him.
Yang Xing raised his face arrogantly, and asked: "Who do you think your father is looking for? Is it that old friend? If so, you will meow, if not, you will continue to sleep."
The kitten stretched lazily and continued to sleep soundly.
"Since you say no, then let me believe him." Yang Xing glanced towards the door, still arrogantly, "What kind of old friend can he meet? Hmph, maybe what. Don't sleep too hard Don't worry, he will come back tomorrow morning." After touching the cat's ears, she felt that Xiao Baixue was really psychic, knowing that there was one person missing in the room.
The quality of basement tenants varies, and thefts occur from time to time.Yang Xing specially installed the inner and outer double-sided locks, but as if he forgot, neither side has a lock cylinder.
When someone came back, Yang Xing had just fallen asleep, and first felt the cat in his arms move.The door slammed shut, and Yang Xing was officially awakened.
Still know how to get back?Yang Xing closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, embarrassing him.
After a while, the corner of the bed lowered slightly, and then lowered again, and someone pressed up.
Yang Xing bounced up almost instantly, kicked his long legs subconsciously, and then swung his fist up.Because Ji Yushi never climbed his bed, unless it was a thief.Unexpectedly, it was really that person, the corners of his eyes were flushed, his center of gravity was unsteady for some reason, and he fell down on the bed in a duck sitting position.
Yang Xing
"Who! Someone went into the water again!" The flashlight inspection team arrived in time when they received someone swimming wild in this area.
Yang Xing glanced back, and the five men strode towards this side, grabbed Ji Yushi and ran away, like stepping on hot wheels under their feet.If you get caught, you will be fined, can you mortgage the small stone?
Forget it, he can't mortgage much money, so let's run away with it.
The hand we held was wet, and the body that had just been soothed by the lake water soared to the maximum level of excitement in a few seconds, adrenaline was secreted rapidly, and we could run as fast as we could.The people behind kept yelling senior brother and senior brother, but they couldn't care about him anymore.
Ji Yushi wanted to die, and he screamed like a chicken all the way, but no one responded.That night, a man running wildly appeared on Ping'an Avenue. The man also pulled another man, wearing only a red Li Ning coat, missing his bottoms, barefoot, and carrying a pair of white coconut shoes in his hand.
While running wildly, Yang Xing gulped down the wind, he hadn't been this happy for a long time, and he really wanted to drag Ji Yushi to run for a few more miles.
What a coaxing little rock.
The author has something to say:
Is Xiaoshi looking for a job today?No! ! !
Did the little stone die today?certainly! ! !
Chapter 15 Brother, you want to be a chicken
When running home, Ji Yushi felt that the soles of his feet were going to catch fire.
"Stop, stop, stop... Xiaoye, take a rest, take a rest."
Yang Xing was so happy that he carried himself away, looking back he was an idiot. "I'll go! Where are your pants?"
"Where are the pants? What the hell do you want to ask you!" Ji Yushi came back wearing shorts, unable to get up on the bed, "Have I put on my pants? You drag me and run away! You still run all the way!"
"Someone's here, don't run away and we'll wait for a fine?" Yang Xing made people lose their bottoms, and now, looking at them, he thinks these legs are very interesting, like a carefully selected pure-blooded BMW in a racecourse .Especially the ankle part, very thin.
Thinner than average.
It's pretty fine.
"Brother, I only have two pairs of trousers. If you run away, my assets will shrink by half." Ji Yushi first checked whether the soles of his feet were damaged. Fortunately, Ping An Avenue was clean. "The trousers are quite expensive, enough for me to live for three months now."
After making people lose their pants, Yang Xing finally came to his senses and didn't laugh for a while. "Then just wait, I'll go back and see if I can pick it up. You too, always wear the low-waist fit..."
"Duckling's exclusive jeans can't do it?" Ji Yushi has a character who dares to open a dyeing workshop for three points of color. "The trousers are very leg-shaped. Wearing them makes my legs look longer, and my legs are very straight from here to there!"
Yang Xing glanced at him, he was straight even without pants. "I think you are wearing duck jeans."
Ji Yushi felt distressed when he lost his trousers, and he stretched his legs, showing a bitter expression. "Brother, Xiao Shitou's feet hurt, he ran away."
"Squeeze yourself, sit down and wait." The basement is not allowed to use electrical appliances blatantly, so Yang Xing had no choice but to take the electric kettle to the bathroom and quietly boil a pot of boiling water.
It was the first time for Ji Yushi to feel the thoughtfulness from his senior brother, and his feet felt extremely comfortable while soaking.Not long after, Yang Xing came back with a melancholy face. "Stone, your trousers that show off your legs may have been seized."
"What do you call me?" Ji Yushi thumped in his heart, feeling like a fan was being named by an idol.
"Stone." Yang Xing hugged the cat and kissed it, and put it on the bed, "What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's the first time you called me by my nickname." Ji Yushi stepped on a basin of muddy water, leaving a water mark in the shape of a brief underpants on the orange-pink bed sheet, "Brother, please call me again."
"Don't flirt, it's really my fault that you lost your pants. Senior brother bought a gift to make amends." Yang Xing used to be rich, and when he confessed his mistakes, he even made gifts with sincerity. Give you a good pair of pants."
This is a screaming chicken toy.
Ji Yu petrified, really turned into stone. "Brother, do you have any misunderstanding about the word gift?"
"No, don't you think the screaming chicken is very pleasant? I heard you screaming all the way." Yang Xing pulled out his pants and shook them. They were covered with soft cat hair. "We are about the same height. You should be able to wear it too, try it in a while."
I lost a genuine product and exchanged it for a Li Ning.Ji Yushi felt that the deal was quite profitable. "Oh, my young master is really ill-fated, this screaming chicken with flaming red lips...Senior brother, you don't have any strange sexual fetishes, do you?"
"What do you think?" Yang Xing looked over with a smile.Little Shitou always likes to stare at him, he knows it all.
Ji Yushi was shocked by this smile, his mind was rippling, and his voice was like waves. "Hey, senior brother, you haven't smiled like this for several days. Do you have a lot of troubles these days? I finally coaxed you. It's so tiring."
Yang Xing had always been used to him speaking directly, but suddenly he didn't seem to be used to it anymore.He was usually very verbal, but he almost couldn't resist such a sentence.Do you dare to let people observe you if you haven't smiled for a few days?After so much trouble, I'm really trying to make myself happy.
"What brand are those duckling trousers that show off your legs?" Yang Xing lowered his head and wiped the floor, washing his feet like floods, he really had an otter.
"Actually, your smile is quite similar to Xiaoguang's, except that his eyes are not as wide as yours, and his smile is a little sweeter than yours." Ji Yushi straightened his knees to try on his pants, but it was not good, he grew a little.
Yang Xing was surprised: "You only saw Xiaoguang a few times, and you can tell that he is sweeter than me?"
"He is really sweeter than you, and his mouth is much sweeter than yours."
"Try to say that he is sweeter than me?" The meaning of the words was already obvious, this was a challenge to his younger brother, Yang Xing himself was surprised, and wanted to take back the words after he finished speaking.
Ji Yushi didn't dare to think too much, he talked too fast, don't let the eldest wife find out that he is meeting the little ancestor at night. "No, I'm actually not that familiar with him, but the upper half of your brother's face really looks alike... Brother, what are you busy with these days? Take me with you, I'm not good at work and clingy , want to make money even if you don’t know how to do anything.”
"Did I pick up an overpass to talk about cross talk? I've been looking for a suitable store recently, and I plan to have a quick lunch with Zhou Chengbi."
"Fast food? What are you serving?"
Yang Xing squeezed a screaming chicken: "What do you think I want to drive?"
Ji Yushi immediately understood: "Chicken shop, brother, you want to make chicken."
"Stop bragging, it's fried chicken. There's a shortage of one around here. But the rent in a good location is too expensive, and I don't like the second one." It is a high-end residential area, so the rent is extremely expensive.
"Do you want fried chicken?" Ji Yushi also came over to squeeze the chicken, screaming one after another.
Ah, ah, ah.
"Four months ago, there was a huge chicken chop at the crossroads, but it was closed because it was too hot..." Yang Xing pinched the chicken vigorously.
"Damn, it's too hot and closed?" Ji Yushi pretended to accidentally pinch his brother's fingerbone, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, just keep talking."
Yo ho!I pinched my senior brother's little finger, and sleeping with him is just around the corner!
Yang Xing watched the excitement like watching a shadow puppet show, watching Sao Shitou pretentiously sneaking up on him, and sitting next to him beaming with joy. "Because supply exceeds demand, customers will be lost if you wait in line for too long. After all, the catering industry is a mathematical game, and the turnover rate is time cost. Fast food is a quick calculation in mathematics, and you have a lot of knowledge."
Ji Yushi could understand what he meant: "What about the dishes? Do you have a recipe?"
"Chef Liu from Awang is testing dishes. Don't you think I'm covered in frying smoke when I come back every day? I can smell it myself."
Ji Yushi pretended to come closer to sniff, then shook his head, and then moved closer, sniffing the root of his neck, but still shook his head. "There is no oily fume... If you are looking for a formula, I actually have someone to choose. If you trust me, I can try it."
Yang Xing also pretended that he couldn't pinch the chicken, and touched the back of Xiao Shishi's hand. "Who is it?"
Ji Yushi has a sense of success holding hands with male and female guests of If You Are the One, no, it is male and female guests. "Xiao Shuang, Tang Shuang. Our relationship is very good, we just need to sleep!"
This fist was so hard that Ji Yushi screamed, louder than a chicken, very miserable.
Tang Shuang, the little master of fancy bartending, although he is only 23 years old, he already has apprentices.Today's guest didn't order wine, which made him a little at a loss.
"Ji Shao, what did you say?" There were three men in front of him, one was Ji Yushi, one had been back before, and the other didn't know each other.
Ji Yushi pinched the baby's face: "You used to make fried chicken for me."
She always only got attention when she was playing with bottles, but suddenly being stared at, Tang Shuang had to lower her head to wipe the goblet, avoiding sight. "I'm just a drinker, I cook fried chicken once in a while..."
"Don't talk about shit, civilized you and me." Zhou Chengbi was fine today, and he accompanied the second shareholder to find the recipe, but he went straight into the gay bar, which is wonderful.
"I didn't say anything." Tang Shuang saw that this was the most difficult to deal with, "...Ji Shao, are you guys drinking? I'll give you a drink."
"Okay, let's catch up on the old days too, the young master loves you." Ji Yushi didn't drink free wine before, so he put a hundred yuan bill in the wine list first.Tips are also a source of income in this business, and Xiao Shuang will not flirt with male customers.
Tang Shuang seldom asks the guests what to drink, but always prepares it for the guests directly, playing with the wine bottle to make it shine.People who are too tall don’t look good standing on the bar counter. Xiao Shuang is not particularly tall, she is relatively thin, and she has good skills. Even if she is not good at communication, she can still please the guests who order drinks sensory.
Roll the bottle, reverse the hand, throw the waist, the brightly colored shaker goes around his little gray vest, then turn and slap the bottle on the back, snap the wine, return the bottle, flip the wrist, and pour the wine for the last week and a half. .
"Ji Shao your wine."
Zhou Chengbi took a picture with his mobile phone without turning off the flash. "What about mine? Is it too partial to just invite him?"
Tang Shuang covered his eyes with his hands. "...Sir, we have a rule that the flash is not turned on when taking pictures. If you drop the bottle, you will lose this month's bonus."
Ji Yushi became dizzy, and stared straight at the person: "Are you looking for smoke? Xiao Shuang belongs to the master, please show some respect."
Zhou Chengbi really didn't understand the rules. "Sorry, sorry, Xiao Shuangshuang, right? I'll pay and buy you a glass of wine."
"Xiao Shuang, you can just get him a bottle of Qingdao Chunsheng, don't bother him." Ji Yushi protected the man, showing a fierce look, "Brother, do you want to drink? Little hands are very skilled, let me try it?"
With that said, he pushed the cocktail he had just taken to Yang Xing.
Yang Xing took a sip, and he didn't mean to be drunk: "Well, it's quite delicious. How did you two know each other?"
Zhou Chengbi propped his chin to watch the opening of a big show, heh, junior brother, fuck your sister's second uncle, Yang Xing, who are you lying to, you big-tailed wolf?
"I knew him when I was in my third year of high school, right?" Ji Yushi couldn't remember clearly, so he asked Tang Shuang, "I was only 17 that year, which means we didn't have a drinking ban for minors, so I would be arrested abroad. "
"You entered Langqiao at the age of 17?" Yang Xing asked again, he didn't pay attention to it that day, and only found out that the bar is interesting today.For example, the two restrooms are for men, but the signs are red and blue.If women want to use the restroom, they probably have to go to another store.
Forget it, gay bar.
Ji Yushi dipped french fries in ketchup and ate them: "Yeah, Xiao Shuang just arrived in Beijing at that time, and he was unfamiliar with the place. There were a few foreigners pestering him, so I helped him out. Go to the bathroom, you guys first." Drink, Xiao Shuang, take care of me."
Yang Xing watched his back disappear, watched Ji Yushi get into the door of the blue male sign, and at the same time noticed that several eyes in the bar lit up instantly.
"I said..." Zhou Chengbi leaned over and whispered, "Daxing, have your two models collided?"
"He's my junior brother, fuck your uncle." Yang Xing pushed the next door violently, and asked at the bar, "That's how you two knew each other back then?"
Tang Shuang wiped his wine glass and added: "Really, Ji Shao can speak English fluently. Some foreign guests...the quality may not be high. When I first arrived here, I couldn't speak a word of English."
"Does Xiao Shuangshuang meet now? Do you need me to teach you? It's free." Zhou Chengbi waited for his glass of wine, but he didn't expect that the little milk cat who was bartending really gave him a bottle of Qingdao Chunsheng.Very good, hehe, very good.
"We've met for a while, and the chat is okay, but I can't understand it if it's too deep." Tang Shuang told the truth, hoping that Ji Shao would come back soon.This person has weird eyes, is he a villain?
Ji Yushi came out of the door and heard a frivolous whistle just after walking a few steps.This kind of place comes more than 0 and less than 1, hold hands with those who are destined, and be friends with those who are not.I only regret that I was wearing Li Ning today. If I had dressed up well, someone would have followed me in and asked for my phone number.
It's not enough to show off, I'm not happy.
As soon as I got back to my seat, a large three-tiered fruit plate slid along the crescent-shaped bar to the front, and the bartender said it was delivered from the bottom 11 tables.Ji Yushi took a bite of a ripe cantaloupe and turned around to find a table at table 11.There were two men sitting there, both of them were very handsome.Seeing him looking back, she was embarrassed, as if she was afraid of making eye contact, she lowered her head and drank heavily.
Is this the first time you mustered up the courage to tease a man?Ji Yushi eats people with a soft mouth, and with a toothpick in his mouth, he flies two winks to table 11, one for each of them, everyone has a share.
After all, he is a No. 1 who is used to rain and dew.
"Shitou, do you still want to be a chicken with your brother?" Yang Xing pulled out the toothpick he was holding at an angle, and picked Ji Yushi's chin like he was pinching a screaming chicken.Her fingertips touched his lips, but her eyes didn't look at him.The proficiency of the movements and the naturalness of the demeanor seem to be no less than a hundred times a day.
This time, those eyes that were lit up all went out, and it was obvious that this person's model was uncertain, maybe it was hard to say whether it was 0.5 or not.
The author has something to say:
Ji Yushi's small income and expenditure:
Income: None.
Expenditure: Pants gone.
Remarks: Get the important props screaming chicken.
Chapter 16, Let's Break Up
"Hey, why are you touching people?" Zhou Chengbi asked his friend, squinting his eyes to appreciate the work of the bartender, and accidentally caught Tang Shuang's attention.
Yang Xing bit a slice of lemon. "Tell him to be honest, he has no money in his pocket and still flirts around."
Ji Yushi couldn't hear them talking, so he pushed the fruit plate in the middle: "Brother, you take me to make chicken, I will definitely make it well, and be the top chicken in your shop. If you eat fruit, you can eat it too, Xiao Shuang. Let me tell you, Xiao Shuang My father plans to jointly establish a fried chicken restaurant with the two of them. The eyeball on the left is the major shareholder, my senior brother in the middle is the second shareholder, and I am the youngest mini-shareholder. I was just looking for dishes, so I just thought of asking you to come."
Tang Shuang can clearly remember hundreds of seasoning wines, but he can't remember what delicacies he has cooked. "But it's useless to ask me. If you open a bar, I can help you. I can cook chicken...I can't."
"Then what do little Shuangshuang know? I can teach you even if you don't know how to cook chicken." Zhou Chengbi finished a bottle of Pure Health, and slowly took off his glasses.
Yang Xing knew at a glance that he couldn't be persuaded, Cheng Bi was not sure of himself, he would get blood when he took off his glasses, and he might ask the bartender's phone number tonight.
"Brother, is he a pervert?" Ji Yushi wanted to ask a long time ago, he is also lustful, but he is not so obvious, "Xiao Shuang, when you see this person, you will call him the boss in the future, and blow him out!"
Yang Xing didn't want to hurt Zhou Chengbi in front of outsiders. After all, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. If he admits that he is a coward, then what is he?But Zhou Chengbi was indeed.
The atmosphere suddenly became half awkward and half tense.
"Cheng Bi, control yourself. This is a bar. It's a healthy place. Don't think about mosaics." Yang Xing first pressed Zhou Chengbi's flirtatious signs, and then went to appease the bartender who was about to run away in minutes, "He is a man Don’t worry about your words, don’t worry about it. Leave me a call, or we can add a wechat, don’t worry about it, and don’t affect your work. But you are really good at cooking, my brother Xiaoguang, last time we The one that came together, he really likes to eat, and he still misses your shrimp fried rice when he was in school."
"Ah, you want to take a bowl with you?" Tang Shuang said his local accent as soon as he was happy, and immediately stopped talking, afraid of being laughed at.
"Brother, don't you hear him speak Suzhou dialect very nicely!" Ji Yushi's goosebumps rose, he didn't make fun of Tang Shuang, as long as he was a friend in his own circle, he couldn't provoke anyone, they were all his own people, and they all married back The family is good, marry a courtyard house, "He speaks his hometown dialect very nicely, I used to tease him all the time."
Yang Xing listened to it just now, it sounds very good. "Can you be a little regular, how grown-up you are, you play around all day long."
"Would you like to bring another bowl for your brother?" Tang Shuang blamed himself embarrassedly, "Master Ji praised me, but in fact my Mandarin is not up to standard, so he insisted on speaking it nicely."
Zhou Chengbi drank the second bottle of pure raw alone, and he hadn't had a sip of the cocktail until now, hehe, very good, hehe. "Xiao Shuangshuang's speech is really nice, and her name is also good, Tang Shuang, Tang Shuang, your name is very sweet."
Tang Shuang couldn't take his words, so he hurried to look for Ji Yushi: "Ji Shao, talk alone?"
"Let's talk." Ji Yushi turned to the other side of the bar, "Are you annoyed by that big pervert? Do you want me to teach him a lesson for you?"
"No need, they are all guests, I'm just a bottle player." Tang Shuang thought about Ji Yushi's words, and always felt that there was a fiery stare over there, as sharp as if he was going to pierce himself, and he couldn't avoid it no matter what, " Ji Shao, do you really want to partner up to open a fried chicken restaurant? I think so, listen to me. If you have a lot of shares, I won’t make trouble. Anyone can make fried chicken wings. It looks good. If you have a small share, I’ll give it a try, and come back to bring me chicken wings later, I don’t have time to go out and buy them. But if it doesn’t taste good, don’t be angry.”
Young Master Ji understood his Linglong thoughts.Tang Shuang is different from himself. He often has no capital to make mistakes, and he has always been cautious in doing things. "Don't worry, it's not much. The big sex is 100 million, the brother is 20, and I'm less, less than 10."
"Then...how much are you?" Tang Shuang bent down to listen.
"It's more than 5000 yuan." Ji Yushi took the opportunity to pinch his face, which was as smooth and tender as southern tofu, and imitated his speech, "I know Xiao Shuangshuang is worried about me, so you can rest assured now?"
"Well, I don't worry." Tang Shuang nodded in satisfaction, with a faint smell of wine on her body.Ji Yushi was the first friend he met in the north, not to mention giving tips every time, even the boss said that Ji Shao's list of discounts should not be vague.
"Ji Shao, where's that boyfriend of yours?" Tang Shuang asked again, he had seen one, the boy was very pretty, with a slapped face, light hair, and he couldn't drink much.
Ji Yushi covered his face first, then got annoyed, he was so ashamed, he wished to strangle this piece of history. "Don't mention it, we've blown it up a long time ago, and now the young master is single. Let's make money first, we can't get married without money, and we can't give away broken takeaways like my senior brother."
Tang Shuang glanced over there, unintentionally meeting the gaze of the man, and immediately lowered his head and dodged aside. "I think your senior brother is very nice. Where's his younger brother? The two seem to be real brothers."
"Really? I also think he is very similar, but his younger brother is much sweeter. My senior brother is... very cold, and I feel like he doesn't want to see me." Ji Yushi lay listlessly on the bar counter, I asked Xiaoshuang for a purple fruit-signed umbrella, and was going to take it back to curry favor with the second senior brother.
Yang Xing, who delivered broken food, was eating lemons, without changing his face: "Cheng Bi, what do you think they are talking about? Why do I feel that Shi Shi is scolding me."
"How would I know, you are a gentleman, don't be around such a pervert like me." Zhou Chengbi also admired him eating lemons raw, "You always eat like this, isn't it sour?"
"It's not sour, try it if you don't believe me." Yang Xing handed over a slice.Zhou Chengbi took it tentatively and tried it, so sore that he almost fell off the high stool.
"Yang Xing, your sister, you are a ruthless person!"
"Thank you." Yang Xing peeled another half of the lime, and ate it elegantly and charmingly, and very quickly, especially ruthlessly.
Zhou Chengbi was the only one among the three who hadn't tried fried rice with shrimps. After the midnight show, there were obviously fewer customers, so Tang Shuang slipped behind the bar to start a small stove.The glass plate is not big, and it is usually used to hold nuts and shrimp chips. At this time, it is a special taste to serve fried rice.
Zhou Chengbi didn't believe it at first, and then he ate up his own and took Yang Xing's.The rice is ordinary rice, somehow made to be soft on the outside and glutinous on the inside. After frying, the rice grains are distinct and plump.The translucent shrimp trembled slightly, and there was no residual oil on the bottom of the plate after eating, which was very attentive.
Ji Yushi's plate still has the most shrimps, which is quite obvious.
This time Zhou Chengbi immediately conceded, and he wanted to add someone on WeChat in a shameless manner.Tang Shuang seldom gave customers WeChat IDs, but when Ji Shao's friend asked, he couldn't refuse, so he scanned Zhou Chengbi's QR code with a blushing face.
"Tsk tsk, I've gained a lot today, so I didn't come in vain." Zhou Chengbi was still thinking about it when he walked out of the bar, automatically ignoring Ji Yushi's glare.
"Don't make up your mind about Xiao Shuang, I'm warning you." Ji Yushi took a step forward, and asked someone to pull back by the collar at the back of his neck.
"Come back to me!" Yang Xing knew that this man was aggressive, so he was unambiguous if he could do it.
"Shuangshuang, don't forget to pin me to the top. I'll come to support your scene in two days. I'll send you a photo tonight, it's very photogenic." Zhou Chengbi chatted on the voice, and added a note called Sugar Little Milk Cat. Yu Shi was like a fighting cock with its tail upright, "Why are you so excited? Xiao Shuang, yours?"
"It's from the young master's family. I will marry him in the future!" Ji Yushi saw the grandson's lust, "Brother, how do you know such a big pervert? Can I beat him to death?"
Zhou Chengbi looked back at Ji Yushi deeply, with sympathy in his eyes.You don't know senior brother too well, little stone.
"We met in college. We've been in the same dormitory since military training. Are you still hungry?" Yang Xing asked, he wasn't full anyway.Ji Yushi was wearing long black slacks, and he swaggered across the street with his ankles exposed.
The ankles are so thin that they can be grasped in a circle.
"I'm full, I have to go back quickly, go home and watch Xiao Shuangshuang's Moments, you two take your time walking." Zhou Chengbi laughed, took the car keys and looked for a car on the Houhai Sea, and ran away without a trace.Yang Xing is not too worried about anything, he has known Zhou Chengbi for 7 years, and he knows Zhou Chengbi's virtues best.
Curious, fresh, add people to WeChat, chat for a few days and forget about it.But he is still looking forward to Tang Shuang's fried chicken recipe. Judging from the level of fried rice, he may really be a folk master.
"Hey, are you still angry? Are you hungry?" Yang Xing was afraid that Ji Yushi would faint again.
"I'm not hungry, I'm so full." Ji Yushi didn't like Zhou Chengbi very much, probably because he couldn't handle it, "You don't know, brother, Xiao Shuang is very timid and timid, and the big sex will scare us again what to do?"
Yang Xing laughed at him for worrying. "No matter how timid he is, he has been working for several years. You should still worry about your own livelihood. You are so poor that you have no pants. Hey, who is older between you and Tang Shuang?"
"He, it's my birthday at the end of the year, and he's a few months older than me." Ji Yushi zipped up, and the lake began to get cold at the end of October, so short sleeves and a red Li-Ning were less.
Yang Xing broke the casserole and asked the bottom line. Anyway, they are the people Ji Yushi wants to marry, so he simply asked: "Then what about you and Liang Min?"
"The three of us? Rourou is the oldest, and Liang Min is the youngest. On the first day we met, I beat him to tears without saying a word, but he dragged Rourou over, saying that she was his sister, and insisting that I bullied him." , Rourou made me cry without saying anything." Ji Yushi jumped up and down as he walked, "Brother, what month is your birthday?"
Yang Xing counted the little money in his hand, and answered casually: "In early March."
Ji Yushi asked casually: "Oh, what about Xiaoguang?"
"July 7th, Cancer. I bought crabs for him when I was a child, and he wouldn't eat them after they were steamed. I insisted that I was a crab so I couldn't eat them. Later, I steamed hairy crabs for him, and he ate 4 of them at once. I forgot this year. Bought it for him."
"Senior brother, don't be like this, I can't stand poking me." Ji Yushi swallowed at the milk cabbage, tsk tsk, no, no, no.
"Are you being so flirtatious with anyone?" Yang Xing likes him flirting with him, but seeing him just now, this man is showing mercy everywhere.
"Yes, forced by life, you also know that in our business, we all eat based on the face of our father... I don't mean the old father, the father of the sponsor, right? Spitting out lotus flowers at the mouth is just eating. "
What you say is very true, a born little liar.
"Dare you use the way you deal with the money master to deal with me, right? To make me happy, just to make a living?" Yang Xing suddenly felt very uncomfortable, and there was still some discomfort in his stomach.Sometimes he really forgets what Ji Yushi's old profession is, but this person always reminds him again and again.
"Second senior brother, do you still have thick clothes? It's cold." Ji Yushi didn't know that he had touched Yang Xing's thorn.
"Try calling Second Senior Brother again." This time the gentleman didn't even smile.
Ji Yushi followed, but he had no eyesight. "The clothes are really thin, they won't survive the winter, brother, do you still have any clothes?"
"If you can't pass the winter, you should cover your ankles. If you don't have any clothes, you're still talking about it. I'm afraid that others won't know that you are selling it. Who am I? I have to let you wear it?" Yang Xing endured and endured, without saying a word. It's too ugly.
The idle prince's temper is on the rise, Ji Yushi can tease himself, if others say it, go to your paralysis. "Senior brother, you are really not cute when you talk, you stabbed me to death."
What's so awesome about delivering food.
"Strike you to death? Go beg for food tomorrow. I'm going to starve you to death."
"Do you really think you're the only one who can make money? What's the point of sending a takeaway!" Ji Yushi was furious in an instant. of.
Every time, he still pricked him for his inability to make money, as if he would not be able to repay his great kindness for the rest of his life after giving him a bowl of noodles.
"Then you try to deliver a takeaway. It's not foolish to talk about looking for a job for two months. If you really don't rely on your butt to make money in the Beijing area, brother will pick you up from get off work every day, work harder, don't let people look down on you like this "Yang Xing knew that his mouth was poisonous, but he had endured seven points, leaving only three points of poison.This can stab the duckling to death, the father of the funder must have spoiled him in the past.
It was a little annoying just now, and now it's a little more uncomfortable.I, Yang Xing, won't follow up on your usual problems.
Ji Yushi hesitated for a moment, and the anger all over his body suddenly spilled on a piece of clothing.Raising his hand, Li Ning flicked the red thing back to its original owner, and slapped Yang Xing on the back by the way. "Thousands of thousands of tattered clothes are dragging around, as if I can't afford them!"
Hiss, it hurts enough!It's true that this person has no depth of attack!Yang Xing's heel stepped on the curb, and those who didn't know thought he had been whipped. "If you can afford it, you take off your pants now. Anyway, you don't have to wear them to make money. Did I ask anything after living with me for so many days? Are you clean? Are you sick?"
"I... I didn't have any pants, didn't I go swimming with an idiot who delivered food!" Ji Yushi fainted from grievance, and wanted to take it off for a moment, but the remaining rationality stopped him, and he just turned around and walked away.
"Who the hell can bear you, who is Shaking M! Don't serve me anymore, we're going to break up!"
At this moment, Ji Yushi was slightly melancholy, and the scene in his mind changed - infatuation and wrong payment, that year when the apricot blossoms were stormy, you said you were the king of Guojun, but in fact you were a civet cat!
The author has something to say: please get an advance notice for the next copy of "It's Interesting to Make You Angry"!It's a story about liking you and bullying you.
Both Yang Xing and Shitou are not people who know how to tolerate. In the early stage, they would quarrel if they quarreled, so will the senior brother go out to find Shitou in the middle of the night?
Ji Yushi's bookkeeping book:
Income: None!
Payout: 100!
Remarks: quarreled!
Chapter 17: Yang Xing Hates Him a Little
Yang Xing turned around almost at the same time as Ji Yushi, so he didn't like this person's stinky body.The loud sound of delivering the food was really harsh, which showed that the little duck didn't think highly of him either.
Come on, don't look down on anyone.Thinking that he was a person who laughed at the poor but not at the prostitutes, Yang Xing walked back, only feeling his fists were very itchy, waiting for some tree to bump into him so blindly.
Someone ran away wearing only a single T at the end of October, and he deserved it for freezing to death at night.Don't come back if you have the ability!
Back in the basement, Yang Xing got angry while doing the laundry. If you wear too many good clothes, you don't like him, right?One bite at a time, I like Li Ning the most, but I just throw it away, and I also throw away the pants if I have the ability.At this time, a phone call came in, it was past 1 in the morning, and I finally knew that I had given up, right?
Looking at it again, what is Zhou Chengbi doing?
"What? Talking and farting." Yang Xing flicked the water in his hand, hissing, it was quite cold.
Zhou Chengbi restrained the smile on the corner of his mouth: "Yo, so angry? Did you quarrel with the younger brother?"
"Arguing with your uncle, where are you?" Yang Xing listened to the background music over there, he didn't look like he was at home.
Zhou Chengbi took the cigars cut by the waiter, with all the Texas Hold'em cards in hand, he pushed through the clouds and saw the blue sky and said, "It's over, Yang Xing, you're dead."
"My mother is suffering from smallpox now, why didn't you go home? Didn't you go home to watch Tang Shuang's circle of friends?" Yang Xing poured the purified water he bought into the cat's drinking bowl before sitting on the bed.
"Don't worry, we're at Yinhe Small Winery. There's a situation with my friend. Come over here to pretend." Zhou Chengbi has a lot of friends and has long forgotten about Tang Shuang's circle of friends, "Young Master Yang, you know who you are. Where is the most hypocritical?"
Yang Xing thought for a while, and felt that he was not hypocritical at all. "Do I have a card there?"
"That's right, I've been asking about you, saying that Mr. Yang hasn't shown up for a long time, and the open wine is still there, do you want me to spend it for you first?" Zhou Chengbi threw the cards symbolically, not caring about winning or losing, "You are a giant! Hypocrisy, I am addicted to playing a righteous role in front of Xiaoguang, in fact, we are not the same, otherwise can we be good buddies?"
"Who the hell is the same as you?" Yang Xing bent over and picked up the cat, and stuffed Xiao Baixue into the bed.
"Heh, the person who can make Mr. Yang swear bad words, the last time he appeared was two years ago, right? This is why the perverted soul in your body wants to come out to harm the world when you follow the law and move your heart. So I will ask you again , quarreled with the junior brother?"
"Quiet your sister, do you still want to swipe my card?" Yang Xing raised his left eyebrow and wanted to hang up the phone.
Zhou Chengbi's side was about to end, and a group of young masters were not elegant people, so they struggled to drink. "Of course I want to row. Mr. Yang has a lot of money in his card, so I have a lot of face to use yours."
"Then shut up and think about how to open the store. Also, my money may be less than 20. Xiaoguang is a senior in high school this year..."
"I know, I know, I have to set aside pocket money for my younger brother." Zhou Chengbi picked out a frame with his ring finger, expressing the words "gentle scum" to the fullest, "I really don't need me to send you a video? Heipi Xiaoshou. "
"Thanks, you'd better see for yourself, we are really different." Yang Xing hung up the phone and started to use data to search for treasures.
I’m in my third year of high school, and I have to buy what I need to buy nutritional products. Calcium magnesium tablets, deep-sea fish oil, astaxanthin, and Yang Xing put everything in the shopping cart... The weather is getting colder, and my grandfather’s house is an old house divided by work units. Xing ordered two more small suns.Will it be too dry with a small sun?Just order a new humidifier.Will the filter of the air purifier be used up?The air is bad in winter, so order a dozen.
After ordering, considering the electricity consumption, Alipay bought several thousand electricity bills.
The inventory in the shopping cart is getting bigger and bigger, but the delivery address is not the basement.In the end, Yang Xing added a whole box of high-end fountain pens. Satisfied, he paid with one click.Look at the watch again, shit, it's more than 3 o'clock in the morning.It is said that women ignore the passage of time when shopping, Yang Xing thinks this sentence is biased.
Now the question is, where is Ji Yushi?What about Ji Yushi?Where did you run off?Yang Xing looked at WeChat, but there was no movement, so he was really angry?
Are you freezing to death outside?deserve it.
When taking a cold shower, Yang Xing deliberately put his phone aside, and took a look at it, waiting for Sao Shitou to bow his head and admit his mistake.Who can take him in so late?It's so cold outside, he can't sleep on the street with his body that can't bear hardships.In an instant, the phone vibrated, sure enough!A new WeChat!
You still have to beg me if you want to call me a bad delivery guy, right?Yang Xing deliberately slowed down the pace of bathing, in fact, he couldn't hang on his face first.He felt that Ji Yushi's disturbance made him unable to escape.
Go back to WeChat and scan your face, as if you were waiting for him.Don't go back, I've heard it all, in case something really happens...
Didn't Liang Yurou beat herself to death?Yang Xing rushed for a full 10 minutes, and finally decided to give the Liang family siblings this face.This is why the two of you asked me to keep an eye on you. It's really not me begging Ji Yushi to come back.
Thinking of this, Yang Xing clicked on WeChat, only to see a screenshot sent by Zhou Chengbi who had already arrived home, high-definition, and without a code.Wheat-colored skin, arched back like a beautiful little wild horse, stubborn and unwilling eyes, thin strangle marks on wrists and ankles, and red lower lip bitten by someone.
"Zhou Chengbi, you are a pervert!" Yang Xing replied, the bath just now was considered a waste.
Wash it again, before turning off the lights, Yang Xing looked around outside the door, would he stay huddled in the corridor?But really not.
Lying back on the bed, Yang Xing felt that he hated him a little.
"Little Baixue, your father has run away." Yang Xing scratched Xiao Baixue's chin. It was already past 5 o'clock, "If this person doesn't come back after 48 hours, I will call him."
The puppet cat is afraid of the cold, so it rubs against him here and there.
Yang Xing lowered his head to look at the phone, and said, "What did you say? Tell me to go out and look for him? Don't be ridiculous, it's none of my business for your dad to run away by himself. Who am I?"
Little Baixue snored obediently in his arms, her beautiful eyes widened.
"You said he's in danger outside? Him?" Yang Xing said with a fluttering energy, "He's awesome, it's no wonder he's in danger. Whoever meets him will be in danger."
After a while, Xiao Baixue started to feel sleepy, put her little claws on his chest, and stopped talking to him.
Yang Xing raised his face arrogantly, and asked: "Who do you think your father is looking for? Is it that old friend? If so, you will meow, if not, you will continue to sleep."
The kitten stretched lazily and continued to sleep soundly.
"Since you say no, then let me believe him." Yang Xing glanced towards the door, still arrogantly, "What kind of old friend can he meet? Hmph, maybe what. Don't sleep too hard Don't worry, he will come back tomorrow morning." After touching the cat's ears, she felt that Xiao Baixue was really psychic, knowing that there was one person missing in the room.
The quality of basement tenants varies, and thefts occur from time to time.Yang Xing specially installed the inner and outer double-sided locks, but as if he forgot, neither side has a lock cylinder.
When someone came back, Yang Xing had just fallen asleep, and first felt the cat in his arms move.The door slammed shut, and Yang Xing was officially awakened.
Still know how to get back?Yang Xing closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, embarrassing him.
After a while, the corner of the bed lowered slightly, and then lowered again, and someone pressed up.
Yang Xing bounced up almost instantly, kicked his long legs subconsciously, and then swung his fist up.Because Ji Yushi never climbed his bed, unless it was a thief.Unexpectedly, it was really that person, the corners of his eyes were flushed, his center of gravity was unsteady for some reason, and he fell down on the bed in a duck sitting position.
Yang Xing
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