The big guy on the list is the movie king [E-sports]

Funeral Object No. 1 and Professional No. [-]

The first game of Lu Yilan's summer competition was on the same day as his mother's birthday, so on the night of winning the game, the celebration party was held together with the birthday party.

When we got together, it was inevitable to mention the incident during the Chinese New Year, and it was only at this time that Lu Yilan learned that the other party actually went to his parents to apologize.

"Speaking of which," Lu's mother patted Lu Yilan's shoulder, "Er Bao, Mom must apologize to you seriously, it was because parents cared too much about their own feelings at that time, and forgot that during that time you It is the most uncomfortable, when you are in the most difficult time, your parents are not by your side."

Lu Yilan smiled easily.

"It's okay, I don't think it's difficult at any time."

The teammates next to him were sour.

"I used to envy other people's friendship and love, but now I even envy other people's parents."

"Yeah, I've lived dozens of years older, when did I hear my parents apologize to me, "Come out to eat" is all tenderness. "

"Hey." Lu Yilan shrugged, laughing wildly.

After dinner, Lu Yilan sent his parents to the airport. After parting, his ex-mother took him by the hand and said, "A few days ago, I asked about an international expert in this field through my relationship. The advice given by him is that you still need to train moderately. If you Continuing to be as intemperate as before, the possibility of relapse is very high."

Lu Yilan turned his face sideways and glared at his mother, "I told you this on the first day of the game, bad luck."

"This is not bad luck, take precautions before they happen!"

His mother beat his dog's head violently, Lu Yilan shrank his neck and dodged: "Okay, I understand."

The airport announcement reminded her mother to take the backpack from Lu Yilan and go to queue for boarding.

When passing through the security check, Mother Lu remembered that she didn't ask Lu Yilan about Xie Chang'an.

"I forgot to ask him if he still remembers this kid. If we get along well, we can be friends."

Lu's father said indifferently: "This kind of thing is the fate of the children themselves. If you forget it, forget it. I think the child likes to be quiet, and the two treasures are too noisy, so they may not get along."

Outside the security checkpoint.

Lu Yilan watched his parents go away, feeling that he was indeed a child favored by fate, but he chose a path upstream.

The more this is the case, the more he has to achieve results, so that he can live up to his entrustment, and let others think that his parents' choice is correct.

Back at the base, Lu Yilan heard his teammates discussing.

"We're on the hot search."

"It seems that there is still a star watching our game today."

"It's just for the heat, don't talk about professional questions like excavator deputy department, if you ask him who is the AD of our team, he might not be able to answer."

Lu Yilan just entered the training room, took a bottle of Baisui Mountain, opened it, and continued casually: "Not necessarily, how could he not know who our team's AD is? It's clear at a glance, the most handsome hot guy!"

Cupping ushered in a violent beating from his teammates, Lu Yilan was pressed against the wall rua, and he could continue to babble: "What if I really like it, didn't I invite a celebrity to be a guest commentator before, and he was also a youth trainer Woolen cloth."

"Okay, yes, it's really hot, people just go to watch the games of some popular teams, why come to watch our games."

Although the XG team was established for five years, due to the support of the original team leaving, and the results of the past two years have been mediocre.

That's why XG's popularity is also very strong. Today's competition venue is full, and it's entirely due to Lu Yilan's sideline business during his recovery.

Because of this incident, Brother Li, the operator, has already received a large bonus.

"Lu Bao, is it live?"

"Ah, let's play it for a while."

He was pleasantly surprised by the number of fans who came to see the scene today, and it happened that he also won the game, so he quickly mixed up the time while everyone was happy, so as not to lose the game one day and have to pay for the money, which would be too painful.

When the live broadcast started, he tore a piece of jelly and ate it. After eating, the barrage was already buzzing.

[This time of the underworld starts broadcasting, the anchor is afraid that I will live a long and healthy life. 】

[The broadcast has actually started, didn't you go to the dinner party? 】

"We're together, how long can a pig last?"

"The purpose of launching the broadcast is to give you a good reputation. It's rare to win, but you don't have to be arrogant. I advise you to cherish it. If you lose the game, you won't be able to see the handsome anchor."

[The host has such a temper! 】

[The anchor is shameless! 】

[The anchor is so cute, I want to raise one. 】

"One end?" Then Lu Yilan saw Yaoyao come out with her cool Tiandi Tyrannosaurus mount and glittering golden bubbles.

[Yaoyao and five kills: The anchor is so cute, I want to raise one. 】

"Huh? Can the anchor afford such food?"

Lu Yilan opened the small game Snake Snake Battle, this small game is a small pond, control the little snake to eat the rainbow balls in the pond, and it will grow up, and when the snake head hits someone else's body, it will explode into a ball of rainbow balls, in the live broadcast room Viewers can enter the room number to join at any time, send snake heads to the host, or kill the host's snake heads.

Lu Yilan was struggling to develop in the lower right corner, and he could see more and more players with the fan format "Lu Bao's XX" hanging on the ranking list on the right.

"Lubao's Yaoyao" has been added to the game.

"Wretched development... Why are you number one when I go?"

After Yaoyao joined the battlefield, she received the treatment that a big brother in the million list should have. She pretended to be a snake, and just left it there and spun around and quickly got No.1.

"I'll go, I'm not convinced."

Lu Yilan was upset. At this time, Lu Bao's cuties also came to look for him, but he reacted too quickly, and his poor little fans were killed by him before the warm-up exercise.

"Go, go, go! Go back! Who else!"

System broadcast: Lubao fully fires X7, invincible!

Lubao's cuties are angry.

[Giving it to you and being killed have two meanings! 】

[Other anchors love fans and pet fans, and the anchor I follow stomps on fans' corpses—who else! 】

【Yaoyao kill him! 】

Lu Yilan reached No.3 by virtue of his brutality, and wandered around the pond looking for "Lubao's Yaoyao".

"Come out, fight to the death!"

Yaoyao was already the most powerful and domineering snake in the audience, she was highly expected by tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room, she moved flexibly and avoided many little snakes playing tricks.

[Tomorrow's headlines: The top rich woman on the list who is greedy for snakes in a professional game but can't play games with one hand, is it a distortion of snake nature or a loss of morality? 】

【Get rid of him! 】

[Fuck. 】

Then at the last second of the game, Yaoyao, who was the focus of everyone's attention, bumped into Lu Yilan's body head-on, exploding colorful fireworks covering the entire screen.

"Lubao won No.1!"

Lu Yilan shook his legs triumphantly: "She loves me so much."

Yaoyao and five kills: stuck.

The bullet screen is full of "I believe it", but everyone knows the truth-only ghosts believe it.

Lu Yilan didn't plan to play games anymore, and sat chatting with the barrage, chatting about the status of the first day of the game, and chatting about whether it would be nervous to play again after such a long time.

"It's impossible to be nervous. I came back for the championship. If I was intimidated by such a small scene and the championship trophy is so big, how can I carry it?"

[Lu Bao: Akimbo, arrogant! 】

[Win a regular game?Dare to imagine the world champion? 】

[The main player is Feixin, if you have an accident, you will bear it yourself! 】

There is also encouragement, and there is also a lot of cynicism, Lu Yilan sees it in his eyes, but doesn't take it to heart.

He got so confused that he yawned, he unplugged the network cable to download, and slipped upstairs to wash and sleep.

Before lying down after washing, he glanced at his phone.

Xx sent a new message. It was a screenshot of today's game live broadcast. His parents had the XG team logo on their faces, and their mouths were wide open when they shouted for support.

Xx: Your parents also came to see the scene, do they understand?

L: I can't understand but I can pretend to understand.

Xx sent a [Like].

Lu Yilan mentioned that today is his mother's birthday, and the day his parents learned that he was going to drop out of school to play a job also happened to be his mother's birthday.

Xx: You gave your mother such a big gift because you want them to break your leg?

L: No, it was a cousin who was jealous of me.

Xx: Are your cousin's legs still there?

L: Still.

Xx: Will be gone soon.

Lu Yilan rolled around laughing on the bed, not sleepy at all.

L: You may not believe it.

Xx: I believe;

L: Flip the table!

Lu Yilan sent an emoji of flipping the table, and then used his voice excitedly.

"If you don't believe me, how can I continue to edit?"

Xx: According to you, I don't believe it.

"I have been the kind of "other people's kid" that other people's parents envy and other people's children are jealous of since I was young. I have taken all the three good students in the class since I was young. , it's normal to be jealous of your peers. "

"Until I entered high school, I couldn't keep up with science. I was forced to take science after the sophomore class in high school. Those with bad grades were called ugly, and fell directly to the altar. My cousin became the God of War in science after he was divided into subjects. Showing off to me with the first grade report card, I met his goddess and confessed to me... Hahaha..."

Xx:?

In the very long voice note, Lu Yilan's exaggerated laughter was heard in the last half minute.

Lu Yilan can't remember how the girl's confession was pronounced. He only remembers his cousin's ugly face at that time. He couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud. In the end, his joy turned into sadness. poked out.

Xx: So what he wants to say is that your performance has been affected by playing games, and you are the one who caused the big problem?

L: Yes, this is called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

L: If you think about it this way, life is limited. A year of anxiety is a year wasted. Get out early and be happy earlier, and give your parents a chance.

Xie Changan felt that this nonsense was almost going to convince him.

Bang.

The door was almost kicked open, and the huge movement woke up the sleeping nanny upstairs. She rushed out with her mobile phone to call the police, but found that the person who knocked on the door in the middle of the night was her employer's vengeful mother.

"Xiao Xie..."

"It's okay, auntie, you go back to sleep."

Auntie thought that who could still sleep, but she was still afraid of being affected by the flames of war, her eyes wandered a few times, and finally she went back to the room honestly.

His mother was very dissatisfied with his behavior of caring about the nanny first. She slammed the door behind her, turned her head and pointed at his nose and cursed: "Are you paying attention to me as a mother?"

"Don't take it seriously, aren't you all mothers?"

In fact, facing such situations, Xie Changan already has a lot of experience in coping with them, just waiting quietly for her to vent her anger. He knows very well that his mother just got angry outside and needs a trash to vent her temper. bucket.

Many times before, Xie Chang'an played the role of a trash can honestly, but he doesn't want to play it today.

Lu Yilan is right, he is a jealous child, others are not only jealous of his "three good students", but also his perfect parents.Thinking from the cousin's point of view, Xie Chang'an thinks that the troublemaker cousin not only wants to see Lu Yilan's image of "other people's child" collapse, but also wants to tear up the image of the perfect parents.

Today he opened his eyes and was wronged.

"I beg you, don't embarrass me outside! You're still rumored to be having an affair with some actress, and you're also picking someone up with someone. What kind of stuff is that? An art student with a score of [-] in the college entrance examination is not even considered a technical secondary school student? It's something that can't be put on the stage, I looked at her profile and found it disgusting."

"Just tell me, you don't have to drag innocent people into the water." Xie Changan was still sitting on the sofa, put down his phone, and was flipping through a script in his hand. He didn't plan to take this role, but now he wants to.

The role of the hero's mother in the play made him feel that real life has been reflected in "art". In "art", the role of mother died of cancer.Of course, Xie Changan would not curse his mother so viciously, he simply thought that Ms. Luo would be furious when she saw it, and since she called at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, everyone would have no peace.

He could smell the alcohol on Ms. Luo's body. Obviously, she was not really angry because of this incident, but because she was in a bad mood for other things, and then she accidentally saw the news and came to vent her temper in the middle of the night.

"I just have a simple colleague relationship with her."

"Colleague relationship? Look at the major you chose. The colleagues around you are all such fools. If you would listen to me..."

Xie Changan nibbled lightly with the glass, and interrupted his mother's voice again: "Although it's a "thing" in your mouth, but in the words of other fans, I, Xie Changan, am not worthy of carrying someone's shoes. "

Weird.

Xie Chang'an couldn't figure out why she was good at and obsessed with trampling on his dignity and personality, but when he "trampled himself", she would be outraged.

"you you……"

Mother was so angry that she couldn't speak, and the handbag containing the mobile phone hit him, which hurt quite a bit.

But Xie Changan experienced the pleasure.

"You don't have to worry about which actress I'm dating. People don't necessarily like me as a newcomer. I also...don't like women."

The mother didn't seem to expect him to say that at all, and was stunned for a full three seconds. Xie Changan could see the delicate makeup on her face peeling off bit by bit, and finally only a layer of hideous true face remained.

"What did you say?"

"It's hard to understand? I like men."

Bang.

The fruit plate was thrown to the ground, and the tablecloth was pulled by her.

wow.

The vases, kettles, and teacups on the dining table fell all over the floor.

"Snapped!"

After being slapped, half of his face burned, but Xie Changan just thought that this month, he would give his aunt a bonus again, and it was hard work for him to get up in the middle of the night to watch a monkey show at an old age.

He took his mobile phone and car keys and went out. The door closed, leaving his mother alone in the house to vent her temper hysterically.

This almost masochistic coming out of the closet made him feel a surge of joy, but this burst of joy was too short-lived, and it disappeared as soon as he walked out the door and was blown by the cold wind.

His heart was full of devastation.

An art student with a score of [-] in the college entrance examination?

He thought, I am five hundred and eighth in the college entrance examination, and my major is...

Forget it, no one cares.

He wore slippers and walked to the garage. The road had blown his whole body to death. After getting in the car, he sat down for a while, picked up his phone, and there was an unread message from "My Funeral Object No. 1" information.

【Are you asleep?Rabbit cute jpg]

Xx: My major comes first.

Lu Yilan saw this reply after waking up, it was endless, but don't worry about it, anyway, the first one is awesome.

L: [Applause] [Applause] Awesome fireworks for the awesome you.

There was no reply, and Lu Yilan didn't have time to stare at the phone. There was a sponsor's filming event in the afternoon. It took two hours to go there by car, five hours to shoot, and another three hours to return. Played three hours of training.

Because of his poor performance, he was criticized by the coach.

A tiring day.

Lying on the bed and getting ready to sleep, the team leader grabbed me and forced me to eat melons.

"Does that TG jungler know? After the breakup, the chat history was exposed by his ex-girlfriend. What's behind the diss teammate, diss club management, flirting remarks, tsk tsk tsk, it's miserable."

"Oh." Lu Yilan lay down and was about to pull the lamp, but was rejected by the team leader.

"Actually, I think some remarks are fine. Teammates have to be scolded even if they play well, and diss in person. As for scolding the club's management, who doesn't scold their boss behind their backs for being an idiot."

Lu Yilan rolled his eyes.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

"Hey, I just want to say that you should be careful when chatting with the rich woman. Others commit crimes with ignorance. It doesn't matter if something happens, but you are the cash cow of the operation recently. Don't overturn the car and let them complain to their girlfriends behind their backs about the ADC in the team. It's an idiot."

Lu Yilan kicked him out.

"Based on your words, I will overturn the car sooner or later and show them."

"Why don't I have a date, but they all have?"

"Dissatisfied!"

The team leader rubbed his ass and walked out laughingly, not sure if Lu Yilan had listened or not, but I hope he wasn't fooled by the rich woman's ability to make money.

Lu Yilan turned on the lamp and lay down, clearing up unread messages before going to bed.

Xx: It's been a busy day.

L: Me too, tired and throwing up.

Xx: What are you busy with?

Lu Yilan pressed the voice button, but remembered what the team leader said. After thinking about it, he complained about today's itinerary.

"This is what annoys me the most. No sponsor will be forced to sell players. Once there are sponsors who arrange various activities, there is still time for training. Take advantage of the results."

By the way, he also complained about what his team leader said.

"But I don't care, even if I come here, I will complain about this fucking life. If one day I win the championship, hey, I will not accept any event advertisements, no matter how much money the capital throws at me, I will take it." With the championship prize money and skin divided into mixed food and death."

Xx: [thumbs] has a temper.

Lu Yilan posted a panda head with the text: Damn, it's gone.

After thinking for a while, he asked again, what does it mean to be professional first.

Xx: I had a big fight with my mother last night. She thought I was of low quality, so I was surrounded by art students with [-] points in the college entrance examination.

L:?Art has eaten your rice raw?According to the logic of your old hen, will people who have not taken the college entrance examination die in place?

L: Sorry, I made a typo.

Lu Yilan was so angry that he said directly: "What a coincidence, I am surrounded by dropouts, and many people in the national team have never taken the college entrance examination. Rounding up means that the national team is disbanded in place? Everyone stop playing, right? What kind of ice skating? Whatever you run, whatever you play, let me go back and take the college entrance examination!"

Xx: [thumbs];

Seeing this little expression, Lu Yilan's anger dissipated little by little.

L: She thinks that you have not reached his height, but you have already stood at the top of the pyramid and went upstream. It is not easy for you to get the first place in this major.

L: Thank you for your hard work, my treasure.

Lu Yilan sent him a picture and changed the note to him: professional first.

Xie Changan smiled, and looked at the six words again. The words on the screen acquired magic power and were printed in his eyes, scorching hot.

He didn't reply, he didn't dare to reply, for fear of spoiling something, he could only scroll up to listen to those voice notes that Lu Yilan had sent before.

Over and over again.

The author says:

Although I said that I changed the notes for each other, but in the future wechat chat nicknames should still be X and L, otherwise I feel that every time I add a note, it will be suspicious of the number of words...