My Funeral Object No. 1

"Hello grandma."

"Oh, my dear grandson." Xie Changan just pushed open the door, and was pulled by the enthusiastic old man, "Lao Lu, let me introduce you, this is my little grandson, do you remember?"

"Ah." The other middle-aged couple at the dining table had smiles on their faces, but their eyes were blank, obviously they didn't remember that there was such a character in their memories.

Grandma still refused to give up, and pushed Xie Changan forward, almost making people look at her face.

"It doesn't matter if you don't remember, it may be because he doesn't come to my place to play very much, only summer vacation and winter vacation, does he look familiar?"

"Ah... the young man is so handsome!"

"Grandma." Xie Chang'an had seen many big scenes, but this scene left him speechless, "Hello, Uncle and Auntie, Xie Chang'an."

"Ah hello hello."

He served tea to the two elders, and the two looked at each other, still in a daze.

Xie Chang'an stopped talking too much, cut straight to the point, and explained to them in detail that the courier oolong incident was the work of his black fan and had nothing to do with Lu Yilan.

After listening, Lao Lu and his wife didn't show any anger on their faces, they just nodded in understanding.

"I see."

"I just said why the home address has been leaked, Erbao is not such a careless child."

Second treasure?This nickname almost made Xie Changan laugh.

Having said that, the topic will inevitably fall on Lu Yilan.

The parents of the Lu family are both outstanding graduates of top 1 universities in China, and they are among the best construction engineers. Grandma Xie Changan also worked in this field. She worked for the same project team for a while. Her daughter inherited his mantle, but The son studied finance, and the second son... Erbao didn't learn anything at all.

"When my grandson said that he wanted to go to film school, there was a lot of quarrel at home. His parents even fought, and they haven't reconciled until now. Speaking of which, I just want to ask you how you got here. The more the grandma spoke, the more angry she was, she dropped the chopsticks, and glared at Xie Changan, "I'm also angry when I think about it, and what's even more annoying is that no one knows him after he debuted as an actor for two years."

Xie Changan: "..."

The couple who didn't recognize each other: "..."

Father Lu's expression was disturbed, and he thought to himself, if he had known that your grandson was an actor, he should have done his homework before coming back.

He also put down his chopsticks and thought for a while: "Aunt Luo, our husband and wife think this way. We have worked hard all our lives to make life easier for the next generation. If we continue to impose pressure on them, then our decades-old What is the effort for?"

Grandma couldn't be persuaded by such fallacies, and was still furious: "You don't think he's afraid that he will be useless in the future? After all, Xiaolu and my grandchildren have the same career, and what they serve is a bowl of youthful rice. Satisfied, ten years? 20 years? 30 years from now?"

"Aunt Luo, let's not talk too far, let's just talk about the present, you and your daughter and son-in-law are dissatisfied with Xiao Xie's choice, are you really worried about his future, or do you feel that the child is out of your control, or..." Lu Father glanced at Xie Chang'an, and finally used that unpleasant word, "Or is it simply embarrassing?"

Most scholars are lofty in their bones, especially this kind of "scholarly family", art students and sports students don't like to take it seriously, let alone e-sports that is not on the stage.

Xie Chang'an didn't remember what the Lu family and his grandma talked about later, only that word kept echoing in his mind.

Sure enough, the same kind of people know each other best. What is "considered for your future" and what is "for your own good" are high-sounding, and the essence is embarrassing.

I feel ashamed if my grades are not good enough, I feel ashamed if my job is not decent enough, and I feel ashamed if I am too old to get married. So going back to the original starting point, is having children just to gain face?It's better to save money and do photorejuvenation.

After lunch, Xie Chang'an and his grandmother stood at the door to send the Lu couple away.

This couple is also a bit weird, one of them went out on a bicycle, and the body looked a little old.

"I really envy their husbands and wives who are so open-minded. I said why they look so young one by one. They don't like to worry about it." Grandma sighed faintly, and said to Xie Chang'an: "I still can't figure it out, why don't you get a movie king?" Shidi or something, hit me in the face with strength."

Xie Changan was confident: "It's not impossible."

His phone vibrated, and the official account sent an updated logistics information. Xie Changan copied the tracking number and sent it to Lu Yilan.

Xx: Appropriate gift.

Lu Yilan had just finished his lunch when he picked up his phone and saw the new news.

"Hmm." He went downstairs with a toothpick in his mouth, took off his shoes with a limp, and went to the guard room to find the uncle to pick up the courier.

When he arrived at the guard room, he almost died laughing. He and the uncle were wearing "couple outfits", the same team T-shirt, the same fancy beach shorts, and two pairs of slippers, one black and one white.

After Lu Yilan took the courier, he took a photo with his uncle and happily posted it on Moments.

[I am exactly the same as the uncle, rounding up = I am your uncle. 】

Xx is the first to like.

Lu Yilan clicked on the other party's profile picture to enter the chat page.

L: Got it.

He opened the carton on the outside, and there was still a pink box inside, but the pattern and logo on it were no longer mysterious. It was a keyboard, and it was the same type that Lu Yilan often used.

He thought to himself that this gift is barely enough, because he has at least four or five keyboards of the same type as spares.

Until he opened the box inside.

"Damn it." The teammates on the left and right rushed to join in the fun, and Lu Yilan generously held it to show off.

It is indeed the keyboard he usually uses, but it is a custom-made keycap. It is a photo of him in a game, wearing headphones, smiling at the corners of his lips, but his eyes are extremely firm, like a confident knight.

For a professional player, the keyboard is his weapon, and the keycap is the ultimate romance on the blade.

"I guess it was given by the rich woman! The rich woman really has a heart, is it sent from the official store? Probably not, this is a cooperative sponsor, if it is sent by the official, I will communicate with the operation..."

"Could it be that the rich woman bought the keyboards first, then customized the keyboards, and installed them one by one by herself?"

"It's over, it's over, it's going to fall."

Lu Yilan fell, but he fell into his handsome profile and couldn't extricate himself.

Damn, am I this good-looking?

He backhandedly forwarded a piece of news to Xx that "Online dating is risky and you need to be cautious when spending money", with a note: Filters are harmful.

Xx: It's the same when the lights are turned off.

L: You've made a lot of money, I just got my abs.

Xx: Who doesn't seem to.

Lu Yilan immediately cut out and searched for keywords: Is it easy for grandma to develop abdominal muscles?

Enthusiastic netizens replied: Although it is difficult, as long as there is perseverance, it is definitely possible.

It seems that this must be a grandma who is in good health and has extraordinary perseverance.

L: It's over, I'm afraid I have to wait for you to be 90 years old.

Xx:?

He didn't keep up with Lu Yilan's brain circuit, and normal people probably couldn't keep up.

Lu Yilan forwarded the results of his search to the other party.

Xx: 90 years old is too unambitious, let's be buried together at [-] years old.

L: That's not called joint burial, it's called martyrdom.

L: Wrong, it should be called funeral.

Then Xx sent a picture, and the other party changed the note to him: My funeral object No. 1;

L: I lined up holding the number plate of love.

The author says:

Xie Chang'an: I fucking picked up a living treasure.

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