How to be a mother to Shanyi

"...No, you think too much."

Thinking of passing in front of so many people with such a smear of lip balm that was obviously from a kiss, Yue Yue felt his knuckles itch—ah, damn it, did that trash deliberately not tell him?Now I am definitely still shrinking in the Kyogoku room and secretly laughing at him. Is it so interesting to see his jokes!

You bastard, when you successfully sneak in, you must find a chance to beat that guy up.

Yanyue rubbed his lips viciously until he wiped off all the blush that might have been on his lips. Yetou was watching from the side with a complicated expression, and at the end he said something sarcastic, "There is such a big enemy! huh, now it's even redder than before."

Just now it seemed that he had kissed a woman at any rate, which is considered as the basis of a man who came to Huajie, but now it feels a little worse to wipe it clean, and what's the matter with this man, when he mentions this, his ears are still red Yes, there's a strong subtle aura... You can't really fall in love with any woman, right?

To be honest, Yato thought that Huangyue and his junior brother would be successful, even if he saw it at the train station from a distance, the sour smell of that golden retriever couldn't be ignored.

Thinking about it again, in fact, there was an omen when they met for the first time. How can any normal person hear "marriage" as "marriage" and talk about the relationship between the other side and the other side? When my senior brother gets married, even if he is not the God of Marriage but the God of Misfortune, he won't even be able to see the signs... So could it be that his senior brother failed?

"What are you thinking about over there?"

Seeing Yetou's expression getting weirder and weirder, even visible to the naked eye, "I misunderstood you and you actually empathized with someone else", the corners of Yue Yue's mouth twitched, and he resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "It wasn't a woman's kiss."

Yato turned pale with shock: "Could it be a man—"

Junior brother, you lost too badly. It’s fine if you lose to a woman, but what’s the matter if you lose to a man in Huajie? Is it a golden retriever who loses a dog?

"...You can stop spreading your thoughts so much."

Seeing the shocked expression of "I can't tell you're still fooling around with men" on this incomprehensible Fujinshen, Baoyue couldn't even keep his expression on, and mercilessly ran over the toe of this guy's shoe, Then, feeling the long-lost tranquility amidst the cry of killing a pig, he let out a faint breath.

"I remember you said that you are good at disguising. I have a mission here, and I need to sneak into the Kyogoku House. Can you disguise me as a woman?"

"It's no problem."

Yato also got up seriously with his foot that was trampled on, glanced up and down at him, and nodded, "It's definitely a piece of cake for Yato, after all, you don't have the most troublesome difficulties." , the face is still good, if it is really a challenge to come to a 1.9-meter muscular man, maybe there will be some problems with the voice, will there be false sounds?"

"Yes." Yu Mao taught.

"Then everything will be fine, and I guarantee that you will become a strong competitor of the oiran!"

Yato immediately wiped his nose in a proud manner, and then pointed his thumb to the entrance of the alley next to him:

"It just so happens that I don't plan to leave here recently. Go, go to my place, and give you makeup—do you want to give it a flower name, Yu-chan? Yu-zi? It sounds a bit strange, what do you think of Yu-zi or Dao-hime?"

"..."

God, it's too positive.

Yato had haunted Flower Street before, and worked for Kyogokuya, and now he has become a painter who is not good at drawing spring paintings. Although he himself is not remembered, his paintings are very popular.

And it's very rare, this guy hasn't changed places for a while, according to Huang Yue's understanding of this guy, he should be the type who wanders all over the map, goes to various shrines, has no fixed foothold, and can stay in one location for more than A month is a long time, and to be able to stay in Huajie for such a long time, it is obvious that something is not right.

"...I told you before, about the 'Eternal Bliss Cult'."

When asked about this, Yato's expression became complicated.

"I don't know who instigated the people in this church. Recently, many unknown little gods have been closely tracked down. Those gods who have shrines don't worship, but look around for gods like us that few people believe in... It stands to reason It is said that the living people on this shore can't find us if they have no chance, unless it is instigated by someone related to the other shore."

This kind of situation on the other shore is hard not to remind people of the devouring of each other among the gods, which is even more common in the case of the decline of many beliefs, but it is a bit strange to put the idea on the God of Misfortune. , or they don't really understand the differences between the various gods - but they can be related to the other side and order living people to do things for themselves, the possibility of the latter is actually very low.

"The most mixed place is Huajie. Even if it has been infiltrated by people from some church, it will be difficult to find me. I guess I will stay here for a while and will not move."

Yeto simply didn't bother to guess the origin of it. If he was really targeted, it was not certain whether the other party could beat him, so he didn't feel a sense of crisis. Enthusiastic, eager to try and want to show off.

"It's good to avoid that kind of thing from the limelight. It's not like I haven't encountered it before, and it doesn't involve the boundary between this shore and the other shore. Shall we try it?"

……

Yato's view of his own situation is quite optimistic, it's all about Higan's own business, and Huang Yue, who considers himself a pure and half living person of this shore, didn't ask much, and Yato turned a corner thoughtfully halfway, I went to buy a gorgeous lady kimono with a large pattern of camellia flowers painted on it. Let me tell you that women of the oiran level must wear gorgeous clothes. Ordinary kimonos are not worthy of his excellent cross-dressing skills.

Yan Yue: "Huh? Why do you want to compete with the oiran? I just sneaked in..."

There's no need to be so serious, as long as he won't be found out to be a man. Isn't it very eye-catching to make it so grand, and then no matter how he inquires about the news, his every move will be noticed, right?

"...It may not be easy to go unnoticed."

However, Yato swept his face thoughtfully, and rejected his plan without hesitation.

"Your face is quite conspicuous. If you want to approach women perfectly, you have to dress in a direction that looks gorgeous. Otherwise, it is easy to expose the edges and corners that highlight your gender. You will either be discovered or noticed. You can only choose one."

Yue Yue's entire face is full of sharp lines, and it is extremely difficult to soften them, so he can only try to blur the sharpness into a gorgeous face, which probably cannot be done with other styles, after all, he has grown so long What about the face?

"Fortunately, the hair on the temples is relatively long, which can cover some of the cheek lines. The hair can be connected to a fake one, and no one will notice it when it is tied up. The eyebrows need to be shaved thinner, but the figure is also a problem. The shoulders are close It looks a bit wide, but he is still a man... Then we can only shift our attention to the body, right?"

Yato, who had completely entered the cross-dressing master mode, frowned and meditated, tapped the tight shoulders and backs of Yue Yue with his fingers, and then suddenly Fu Ling's heart came, and he clenched his fist and tapped his palm, urging him expectantly:

"Quick, Yan Yue, try wrapping a cloth strip around your chest to see if you can squeeze out a decent chest."

Yan Yue: "...?"

Yan Yue almost thought he heard it wrong: "What did you say?"

Yato repeated heartily: "I told you to try and see if you can squeeze out breasts like a woman."

"..."

What kind of idiot's suggestion is this? A man squeezes out a woman's breasts. Isn't this a disaster?

This proposal was so outrageous that it made people speechless, and the corners of Yan Yue's eyes twitched together, but after being urged for a long time by the god of misfortune who had completely entered the role, and reluctantly did so, Yan Yue also completely fell silent.

——Really able? ? ?

Yan Yue looked down at the very confusing arc, showing a dazed expression. He wondered if he had accidentally spied on some strange new world gate.

It's the pectoral muscles... Could it be that he hasn't practiced hard enough recently, causing his muscles to soften?Otherwise, why can I forcibly draw such a weird shape, I feel goosebumps are about to rise, it's so disgusting.

Ye Dou next to him couldn't help showing his thumbs up: "As expected of Yue Yue, he can squeeze out of the ditch. Many women can't do it. It's a pity that you don't pretend to be a woman."

"..."

Although it was a compliment, Huang Yue felt his palms itch and wanted to hit someone a little bit.

"In this way, the collar on the chest can be loosened a little. As long as it is exposed, the shoulders will not be the focus of others."

He signaled to Yueyue to put on the kimono painted with a lot of camellia flowers, and Yato unfolded the dressing box full of bottles and jars in front of him. I don't know why a male Futsushen would prepare such things, Yan Yue was pressed and sat in front of the vanity mirror with a complicated expression, watching the extremely professional Futsu God show his face ready to move.

"The oiran made by myself, it really excites me when I think about it..."

The table was lined with rouge and gouache, Yatou held brushes of different sizes and shapes between his index fingers, his ice-blue pupils were as cold as knives, shining brightly, and a raging battle of victory and defeat was ignited behind him want.

"Don't worry, Yue Yue, I will absolutely, absolutely, make you into a beautiful oiran who can compete with Warahime from Kyogokuya!"

Yan Yue: "..."

It doesn't have to be...

-

Being thrown away after being kissed mercilessly by the senior brother, I had to return to being a newcomer "Yoshiko" who went to learn how to play the piano and shamisen. My wife Shanyi was sad and sighed all day after that, even the girl who learned to play the piano with him They asked him what happened, and he had no reason to say it.

Haha... It can't be said that he felt anxious and regretful because he didn't push his senior brother down... He will definitely be regarded as a pervert, absolutely can't say it!

My wife Shanyi hurriedly squeezed her voice and began to talk about other things: "Say, speaking of it, I haven't seen Grandma Sendshou today..."

"Because a beautiful woman has just been bought in, the dispatching mother-in-law is very happy and plans to pick a few girls to take care of the new big sister."

The girl who was chatting with him was indeed distracted, showing a hesitant expression:

"I didn't dare to go up to her just now, because I didn't know if this big sister would be as easy to get angry as Fern Ji Huakuan. Everyone was afraid of being picked to take care of her."

Saying so, the girl suddenly made a suggestion:

"Everyone is on the newcomer's side, so no one has come to teach us how to play the piano. As expected, I'm still very curious about how beautiful the new big sister is... Would you like to take a look with Shanzi?"