How to be a mother to Shanyi

How should makeup be done?

Yan Yue picked and picked in the box in the corner, and picked up a box of makeup.

It is very heavy in the hand. After opening it, there is an inferior fragrance, and there is a layer of white flowers. Just looking at it, I don’t understand how to make this kind of thing stay on the skin. Do you need to use water? Oil?

Having said that, this kind of powder is not sticky, it will rustle off with a little movement, right?

Huang Yue frowned and glanced at my wife Shanyi who was waiting on the side, then simply leaned closer and grabbed his chin, looked left and right, and roughly wiped his face with a handkerchief, revealing his smudged makeup After removing a small piece of the original skin color, he showed a thoughtful expression.

——The skin tone is not very dark, so I just don't apply powder, anyway, it's scary to paint a face so pale.

"Brother...?"

"what's up?"

"No, it's nothing, it's just a little excited to get close..."

"What is this kind of thing called, shut up, trash, it's annoying."

Probably because of the sudden approach, the waste whose chin was pinched by him stiffened visibly to the naked eye. It was clear that just now he was gnawing at his mouth like a kissing demon, and even moved his feet cheekily, but now he showed such a full face. The flushed expression seemed to be molested by him, which really made people angry.

Yan Yue rolled his eyes at him, then continued to pinch this guy's chin and turned left and right, pondered for a long time, then retracted his hand, and went to the dressing box to turn around again, my wife Shanyi curiously Stretching his neck to see, but as soon as he probed, a handkerchief flew out and covered his face.

"Wipe your face clean yourself, trash."

"……Oh."

My wife Shanyi responded with a grievance, and then obediently stayed where she was and wiped her face. Thinking of the sweet kiss in the closet just now, the senior brother turned his face and refused to recognize anyone. Not to mention blushing, he was not shy at all, and his attitude was so cold that it was almost the same as usual, and he felt a deep resentment that could not be ignored.

——WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooSenior brother is only so cute when kissing, astringent and docile, after kissing, he is like a ruthless scumbag, pulls up his pants and walks away, and even thinks that he is excited and annoying, is it too cold?

And just now he said to wipe his face, but now he just ruthlessly threw a handkerchief over, and he still wants to wait for his senior brother to gently wipe him with the handkerchief... Although in fact, it is more likely to be like rubbing tree bark Treat his face with the same cruelty.

After imagining the horrible scene of being pressed on the head and violently rubbing my face, my wife Shanyi shuddered -- well, it's not a bad situation when I think about it, at least I can save my face, and although it seems like I'm a bit idiotic and perverted, but the handkerchief thrown by my brother is placed next to my body, I can feel the body temperature and the faint fragrance of saponins and peaches, it's not a loss or a loss.

Finally, the sad eyes staring at the back of my senior brother were withdrawn, my wife Shanyi wiped off all the messy makeup on her face with a wet handkerchief, and Huang Yue on the other end picked her up Something sat over.

"Warning you in advance, don't move around, waste, or I will poke your eyes."

Yue Yue looked at the face of Junior Brother Waste, as if he was judging where to start, and after a while he turned his eyes to the corners of his eyes, showing a look of satisfaction or dissatisfaction.

The corners of this trash's eyes are relatively round and blunt, and they can be softened with a touch of a hook. It can be regarded as an easy-to-disguise appearance, but I haven't noticed before. This guy's eyelashes are also golden... What color can I use to paint his eyes? makeup?

After picking and choosing, I finally applied red face cream, imitating seeing a piece of red on the corners of the eyes of other wandering girls, and sketched it leisurely. Because the color of the eyelashes is not easy to handle, I just threw it away. Anyway, this trash’s eyelashes It's not very short, and it's not impossible to make up the number by force. Finally, lift the guy's chin, apply the lipstick evenly and in a regular manner, along the peak of the lip and around the lip, and fill in the last touch of bright red at the corner of the lip.

"..."

Holding the completed "work" in his hands, Huang Yue commanded in an inaudible tone: "Open your eyes."

The golden eyelashes trembled, and then opened an innocent and round arc. The red at the end of the eyes not only did not add the momentum it should have, but the round eyes that lined it gave the deceptiveness that camouflage should have... Also, a little bit cute?

The contours of the face are soft because of the baby fat, the red lips, the corners of the eyes with makeup, and the bright yellow pupils that clearly reflect his slightly dazed expression...

"How did that guy Umo draw such a ghostly look..."

Yue Yue subconsciously murmured.

This guy's appearance is not so outrageous, it's better to say that he has a blunt style in all aspects, and the childish face that can be seen now, even if the gender tendency is completely highlighted in the future, it is probably not a deterrent doll On the face, the current age is especially suitable for this kind of camouflage makeup. You can easily soften the edges and corners without much movement, revealing an itchy curvature.

——Why isn’t this trash a woman?It would be great if it was a woman. Compared with a man who is cheeky and touches his hands, women are more likely to forgive offensive actions.

"Hey? What's the matter, is it strange, brother?"

Probably because he was misunderstood for something he muttered, and the trash holding his face in his hands showed a flustered expression, and subconsciously wanted to turn his head to find the mirror:

"I thought my brother would make me less ugly if I put on makeup, maybe I would be a little prettier. It's really sad to be called ugly all the time. Although I also know that my face has no potential, so what do I look like now— —”

"Hey, trash, don't move around!"

Yan Yue quickly turned his eyes, firmly fixed the head of the guy who wanted to see his current appearance, and his eyes drifted subtly. Although his expression still did not reveal his guilty conscience, his voice obviously lacked confidence and added:

"...I haven't finished painting yet."

——Although it looks much more pleasing to the eye and won't scare people, it's still a mission to infiltrate. This waste is a man. Although Yu Mao's makeup is outrageous, it's safe anyway. He must avoid being caught by others. The man in the house should take a fancy to the nomination, or else he will be exposed?

"Haven't you finished painting yet? Brother?" My wife Shanyi showed a blank expression: "What makeup is still missing?"

Yan Yue quickly lowered his head and glanced at the pile of bits and pieces, then decisively picked up a box of rouge, and threw two large pieces of rouge on his face boldly, making sure that his face had become dirty again. Youcun, after being classified as an "ugly girl who was not named", he let out a sigh of relief, and his tone became natural.

"blush."

"Oh, there is indeed such a step."

My wife, Shan Yi, who still didn't know what changes these two blush had brought to her appearance, smiled silly, then twisted her fingers, and looked at the calm expression with indescribable shyness. Yue:

"What about now? Brother?"

——Are you excited?Are you excited? !But when he saw it just now, the senior was taken aback for a moment, was he shocked by the beauty of the lovely Yoshiko?He wants to become the number one oiran in Yoshihara... and he always feels that he should take this opportunity to make some request, maybe the senior brother will agree to it?

Moreover, he is lurking in the Kyogoku House, and the senior brother pretends to be a guest and can meet secretly. It is easy to think of some things that make his mind agitated!What is this place, Flower Street!Wouldn't it be natural to do something in Huajie...

Big dreamers are always not stingy with dreaming. My wife Shanyi has a little flower floating in the back of her head, waiting for her brother's praise, but the reality always backfires. Yan Yue glanced at the two sides of his face with satisfaction. A "Plateau Red" the size of a fist, and then snorted a mocking sound from its nose.

"Ugly girl."

Satisfied with that trash's expression as if struck by lightning, he left the Kyogoku House, and quickly turned into the corner of a nearby alley, bent his knuckles, and tapped on the bricks in the corner.

Both he and Yumao Tianyuan have no fixed infiltration position and are moving freely. The exchange of information needs to go through the crow, but the crow is also responsible for the task of transmitting information and instructions with the nearby "hidden" team members, so sometimes they have to communicate with Yu Deal with the Ninja Beasts of Mao Tianyuan.

But speaking of it, Yuhao's ninja mouse is quite reliable.

Handing a thin roll of letter paper to the muscular mouse that had drilled a hole in the soil, and watched the mouse, which was hard to describe but really useful, go back into the hole, Yan Yue closed his eyes. I pondered for a while.

The information was handed over to Ubi, and he suggested that this guy go to the place where abandoned wandering girls are placed to find his wife. By the way, he also mentioned that he plans to sneak into the Kyogoku House—but how can he sneak into the Kyogoku House?

Infiltrating as a guest is the most you can do. If you always order women to play the piano and refuse service every time, it will probably attract attention soon, so this identity cannot be considered for the time being.

For women's clothing, Yu Mao's wife also said that his stature has grown at this age, and the edges and corners of his face alone clearly reveal the characteristics of his gender. It is more difficult than that trash to want to wear women's clothing, after all, he has a childlike face Babyface doesn't get along very well with him, and most people think he's not easy to mess with, which is another big difficulty... Could it be that like Yato, he pretends to be a laborer doing rough work?

Wait, Yato?

Suddenly Fu Ling's heart came to him, and Huang Yue suddenly remembered that when he sneaked into Huajie a while ago, he was also in Jingjiya, and that guy Yato was working part-time as an unscrupulous painter of spring paintings, and at the same time he was secretly earning five yuan for part-time work, and He even said that even a man like him can be painted as a flawless oiran.

Anyway, he is a genuine god, even if he is not very reliable, he has not made any mistakes in what he said. Of course, he himself has no interest in the so-called "Oiran", but if he can sneak in without any loopholes...... How repulsive.

With this thought in mind, Huang Yue squinted his green pupils and scanned the surroundings. After confirming that there was no one around, he called out in a low voice:

"——Ye Fighting God."

……

Although it is said to have the characteristics of half a divine weapon, it is still a real living person on the other side. Yan Yue's identity is actually quite subtle. If you pinch your nose to recognize the identity of a "believer" and call the name of the god, you can indeed pass it on to the god. in the ears, and will not be missed.

After all, Yato is just a poor god of misfortune with two or three kittens among believers. It is not comparable to the kind of god that has hundreds of believers praying every day. As long as you call your name, you will be heard and come quickly The probability is almost 100% - after all, this guy still earns the five dollars by doing odd jobs for people.

"Got it! This is the great Night God, what's there--hey, Yanyue?!"

A god of misfortunes appeared just after turning around, holding an ink-stained pen in his hand, and had two black spots on his face. He didn't know what weird and subtle things he was drawing just now. When he was called On the contrary, he was extremely dedicated, with a business smiling face that was almost impeccable, if one ignores the fact that he jumped in horror immediately after seeing Yan Yue.

"What's that expression on your face, do I call you weird?"

The corners of Yan Yue's eyes twitched.

Why are you so shocked, although it is indeed the first time to call this guy for help, but it is not so exaggerated, has he ever said something similar to that there is absolutely no need for help, and he has not even explicitly refused before, Now this shocked expression made him feel delicate...

"No, not this one."

Yetou's expression still stayed on "horror", his eyes wandered back and forth on his face, his expression became more and more strange, and finally pointed at his face tremblingly:

"But, but, Yan Yue, I was really shocked. I thought you were not interested in this area, or I thought you would have something to do with your junior brother... Did you sleep with a woman just now?"

—What the hell is this guy talking about?

Huang Yue was puzzled for a moment, but he quickly realized that he raised his hand to wipe his lips, then looked down and saw a red mark of lipstick on the back of his hand, and his expression became complicated.

... No wonder when he came out, many people looked at him with that kind of ambiguous "we all understand" eyes. What's the matter with that trash? Didn't you remind him to wipe it off? !