How to be a mother to Shanyi

The quiet wisteria flower house located in the deep mountains and old forests was finally polluted by dirty high-pitched sounds.

"Hey-ah!!! Don't hit me, brother! I'm still a wounded person! A wounded person!! I have two broken ribs! How can there be a brother who wants to beat someone when his brother is injured! At least wait for me His ribs are healed—no! Even if healed, he shouldn’t beat his junior!!!”

"Gather mosquitoes into thunder!!!"

"Ahhh! Senior brother, why do you still carry a knife! Why do you still use pistols! Do you really want to kill me?! You really want to kill me! Help, Grandpa! Senior brother wants Murder!!!"

"Trash, you are so full of energy when you shout, why can't I tell that you have broken two ribs, I think you are recovering pretty well, since you still have such strength, don't run away!"

In the huge courtyard of the wisteria flower house, golden and purple electric lights crackled and flashed. The former was my wife Shanyi who was running and crawling and using "Thunderbolt Flash" to escape, while the latter was naturally chasing the trash with a sullen face and a knife. The son's buttocks slashed by the yue yue.

This pair of senior brothers under Leihu's sect seemed like a life-and-death enemy at this time. Under the dumbfounded gaze of Kamado Tanjiro, they chased and fled, and flew back and forth in the yard like two lightning bolts, coming and going without a trace. Only the scorching breath left in the air can barely catch Lei Hu's action track in a slow shot.

Both of them are wearing bathrobes that are not very convenient for movement, but their speed does not seem to be affected by wearing them at all. Every time they pass through, it is like thunder from the sky. The lightning, almost invisible traces of movement, they flashed back and forth wherever they could land, as if they only needed a point of leverage to turn into a lightning arc that could turn flexibly.

"Trash, do you just run away?!"

Huang Yue scolded angrily:

"Don't you know what stupid things I did?! Why do you have to bring a knife, why do you need to use a pistol? My wife Shanyi, I'm here to clean up the door for the teacher today!!"

Marrying a woman on the road without my mother's consent, shamelessly hugging her thigh to propose, getting slapped so many times to drive me away, and being so embarrassing that I was bumped into by my colleagues in the Ghost Slaying Squad... It's really embarrassing and embarrassing. Oh, it's the extent to which the teacher knew that he would use the crutches to beat this shameful thing to death!Why is his son such a waste, he almost wants to cut his account and start all over again!

"I'm sorry! I'm very sorry! Brother!!!"

The first thing my wife Shan Yi is good at is escaping, and the second thing she is good at is apologizing loudly. After Huang Yue mentioned "what did you do?" screamed:

"I'm very sorry for riding on my brother's hands and feet! I'm very sorry for pulling my brother's collar!! I'm really sorry for touching two more because I think it feels good in the hand!!! I shouldn't fight with my brother! Don't kill me Ah senior brother!!!"

"..."

The air was silent for a moment.

These speeches were so shocking that even Huang Yue was so shocked that he was stunned for several seconds before he realized how shocking this series of apologies was. He was so frightened that his hand that held the knife trembled for a moment.

Good-for-nothing son, what the hell is going on in your head?

His ears are polluted, and so is his brain!My wife Shanyi has become a terrible source of pollution. My son has been abolished, and I have to cut the number and start again. It needs to be cleaned up, and it should be cleaned up immediately! ! !

"...My wife Shanyi, go to hell, thunder and thunder!!!"

The murderous voice sounded again, this time the anger contained in the angry reprimand was even more serious, and it was a little subtle, and seemed to be a little bit annoyed.

"Who the hell told you this?! Is your mind full of rubbish! Thinking about some disgusting things every day!!!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

……

So fast!Amazing!The eyes can hardly keep up with their speed, as expected of Shanyi and his senior brother, their strength is really admirable!So Shan Yi is obviously so strong, why would he claim that he is weak and seek protection?It is clear that he is already able to avoid the speed of his senior brother's attack, which is simply beyond his reach!

Kamado Tanjirou opened his eyes wide in shock.

Master Linlong, is this the normal state of getting along with brothers and sisters?He didn't have other fellow disciples when he was practicing, so he didn't know how normal seniors get along with each other, but seeing Shanyi and his seniors in this state, it always felt strange, didn't they?Shan Yi's apology is also very strange, isn't it?Is it true that all senior brothers fight so viciously, or is this actually a characteristic of their thunderous sect?Our water should not be like this, right? !

Shanyi's senior brother said that Mr. Tomioka is also his senior brother, and he really doesn't want to be chased and hacked by Mr. Tomioka with a knife in the future!

The pure eldest man didn't realize what secret he had just heard, and Inosuke, who grew up in the mountains, couldn't understand it at all. Nezuko was still sleeping in a ball under the porch covered with a blue-purple triangular-patterned haori. During the chase and escape, the party was silent for a few seconds, and none of the others understood what the words of apology blurted out in panic meant.

Even my wife Shanyi blurted out the most important thing in his subconscious mind because of his fear of confusion. Maybe he didn't remember what he said, but he just held his head and screamed and apologized. Shouting something, confused thinking, disorganized.

From eating the wagashi prepared by grandpa and apologizing all the time to secretly feeling that the senior brother has a bad temper, I can't wait to tell the story of how old I was and still wet the bed. The nose suspended the action of "killing relatives with righteousness".

Damn it, let this trash go on, they will really be ashamed and thrown at the door of the door, maybe the headquarters of the Ghost Killing Squad will spread the shameful deeds of Lei Hu's successor, maybe the teacher will be out of his heart Illness—Lei Yimen's first-time fame!

Yan Yue has a thin skin and really can't afford to lose this man.

Although he really wanted to beat up this useless son, but my wife Shanyi was not so easy to catch when she was sober.

Huang Yue, who can't learn the same type, abruptly failed to catch up with the useless junior brother who was full of desire to survive, and was so angry that the veins on his forehead popped up. While chasing, he listened to this IQ rant about discrediting Lei Hu-a waste!Are you out of your mind?There are two other inheritors of the breathing method beside me, don't talk about everything, you idiot! ! !

In the end, Huangyue had to hold his breath until his heart beat fast and stopped, and he gritted his teeth viciously amidst the screams of my wife Shanyi, just as the kid from Tomioka Yoshiyuki’s school also tremblingly came over to try to persuade him, so he took a deep breath Tone, suppressing the idea of ​​killing his son, it is a truce.

I can't go on anymore, at least not in front of other people. The trash son's mouth is not closed at all. He even said that the teacher tripped with his left foot and fell with his right foot. Or beat him another day when no outsiders are present. Have a meal.

Yan Yue thought so.

And it's not good to exercise too much now, the wound on his arm is almost bursting, and the useless son still has two broken ribs, it's not worth the loss to beat him now, after all, he has to come to give the useless son medicine... Now When he saw that stupid face, he became angry, and for the sake of his own blood vessels, it was better to deal with this waste temporarily.

But even though he was thinking this way, when the old woman from the wisteria flower house delivered the food, Yan Yue was still calmly giving medicine to the useless son who didn't dare to speak out.

"Is your brain a display? You ran so fast when you escaped, but you stepped on the air when you returned to the room and fell from the railing of the corridor. Why didn't you break two more ribs? I really didn't see it." I've lived with a crap more stupid than you."

Fortunately, it was just a small scratch, and with the recovery ability of the trash son, it might heal tomorrow, Yan Yue sneered with a dark face as usual, tied the gauze into a neat knot, and then rushed at The good-for-nothing son kicked his ass and drove him away: "Go and eat."

"... Violence, too much."

My wife Shanyi murmured something in a low voice with a puffy face, and then ran away quickly before my senior brother cast his murderous gaze over, pretending that she hadn't said anything, and sat back behind her food table.

——So, brother really went too far!

My wife Shan Yi took a bite of tempura hard, and couldn't taste it in this blissful taste. From time to time, her golden-brown eyes secretly glanced at the senior brother who deliberately sat on the farthest diagonal line with him, and then The other party's cool swishing eyes quickly retracted before looking over.

He clearly apologized!And I apologized many times, I said sorry for everything I could think of to apologize, but the senior brother still refused to let go, and even looked more vicious... unreasonable!

My wife Shanyi carefully counted the excesses of the senior brother in her heart.

He has a bad personality and is always angry, so he doesn't give him a good look at all.Although sometimes she looks like a mother, but her temper is too violent, and there is no so-called "gentleness" at all.It feels very comfortable to touch on the body, and it feels very warm when hugged, but because it is so handsome, it will attract the attention of girls, which is very infuriating!As a result, the younger brother can't find a girl to marry, what should I do, and I will pay for his wife!

Even Sister Nezuko... Sister Nezuko likes to come over, why on earth? ! !

Once again, my wife Shanyi looked away bitterly and bitterly, and suddenly saw Senior Brother Yanyue, who was upright and kept his words, curled up and sleeping in a ball of blue-purple feathers—ahhhhh Excessive!Brother's haori can't even cover him!

Bah, no, sister Nedouzi never even approached him!

I don't know which side it is because of, but my wife Shanyi felt sour in her mouth, and bit the chopsticks with a "crack, thump, thump", and then drew the brother's eyes.

"Don't bite your chopsticks when eating!"

"Oh……"

My wife Zenitsu loosened her teeth angrily, and continued to chew the food without taste - but before he could recover from this inexplicable entanglement, Inosuke on the other side began to writhe dishonestly again.

"Gon Hachiro! I want to compete with you whose head is harder!"

The left and right hands started working together, and the guy who was eating "hand grabbing tempura" and "hand grabbing rice" yelled: "I still want to fight with you, brother! Hey, did you hear me! Master Inosuke wants to fight with you!"

"You eat with chopsticks!"

Huang Yue's forehead twitched, and his eyes glanced at the food table of this handsome but not handsome guy at all. The table full of rice and oily palms directly stimulated his cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder. After a long time, I still couldn't hold back, and slammed it with a chopstick:

"Shut up when the food is not swallowed! It's disgusting!"

"Huh? Are you going to fight Inosuke-sama now?"

Snapped!

"Shut up and eat your food!"

"Hey! I think your brother wants to fight—"

Snapped!

"You fucking shut up."

"..."

"That, that, senior brother... Inosuke may be very hungry, and I can share some with him."

Tanjiro, who was watching from the other side, had a drop of sweat dripping from his forehead. He didn't know why, but when he watched Zenyi's senior brother mercilessly whipping his chopsticks up, he always felt a little scared in his heart... as if something came out of his blood Suppression, even if it wasn't him, he still looked a little frightened.

The reliable eldest man is very used to taking care of his companions, and this time is no exception, but when he was just about to stand up with his portion of tempura, Yueyin, who was almost using his chopsticks to breathe, He glanced at him with a straight face.

With just this one glance, Tanjiro suddenly felt a sense of tension as if he had been approached by an angry mother with a nuclear smile. Those cold green pupils were like two will-o'-the-wisps, which could make the hot air in midsummer sink into the cold pool in an instant. , the low air pressure in the room almost made the corners of the clothes windless and automatic, and the pressure overflowing from the blood directly frightened the three of them so that they dare not speak, and they resolutely buried their heads in eating.

"Before you snatched your things, you sent them out by yourself, and the trash is not as stupid as you."

This one's reaction was fast enough anyway, and Yue Yue withdrew his murderous eyes—it seems that the two mentally retarded teammates, the trash son, are not a worry-free thing, except for being active during training, no matter who else They are all full of problems, one is so wild that he can't use chopsticks to eat, and the other is so young that he directly regards himself as a mother. Are you addicted to taking care of others?

Completely unaware that he had committed the same mistake of being a mother, Yan Yue exhaled with a sullen face.

Forget it, don't stay in these three mentally retarded rooms, I always feel that he will be pissed off soon, I'd better go back to the next door to rest by myself, and quietly wait for when the crow will send the summoning message - say It seems that he didn't have to get together with these mentally retarded people, why did he follow in so naturally?

Thinking of this, Huang Yue Wanru instantly opened up the second channel of Ren and Du, and his mood became clear all of a sudden.

——Yeah, why are you angry with these three retarded people?He didn't need to pay attention to these guys, did he?

It's just trash, trash's mentally handicapped teammate No. [-], trash's mentally handicapped teammate No. [-], just ignore it?

Instantly finding an easier way to deal with it, Yan Yue stood up with a calm expression, and turned back to the room without hesitation, leaving three guys sitting there looking at each other, with the same blank faces on each other's faces.

"Ah, by the way, Shan Yi, I remembered something."

Tanjiro, who thought his fellow senior was angry, suddenly realized something, galloped on the wrong road, and said to my wife Zenitsu who hadn't reacted yet with a serious expression:

"Before, Shanyi's senior brother felt very angry, but Shanyi didn't mention one thing when he apologized."

……

So, in the evening, my wife Shanyi tremblingly knocked on the door of my senior brother's room while muttering in her heart, "It's too outrageous to think it's impossible".

With a cold face, Huang Yue opened the door a crack, squinted his eyes, and said in a bad tone:

"Trash, I think you'd better give me a reason not to get beaten—"

"Well, that, although I don't know why senior brother is angry because I proposed to a girl, but if I have another person who wants to propose marriage, I will discuss it with senior brother and grandpa first!"

Before Huang Yue's threat could be finished, my wife Shan Yi, who had a head of brilliant blond hair, opened her mouth nervously, and after she hurriedly finished speaking with her eyes closed, she breathed a sigh of relief visibly, clenched and wrinkled. The corner of his clothes muttered: "So I still feel very strange, why does senior brother care about me proposing to a girl..."

"..."

Do you care if you propose, trash? !What cares is that you are ashamed!You stomped on the ground and rubbed Lei Hu's face, who the hell cares if you propose? !

... Well, not at all, but the trash son's marriage partner didn't ask him, so it's only natural for him to be angry, right?Did your mother agree? You just want to get married, don't you think of your mother at all? !

Baoyue pressed his forehead and took a deep breath. He decided not to have any expectations for the IQ of the trash son—forget it, forget it, he is a trash on the left and right, stupid and useless, and it is not easy to misinterpret the meaning Normally, he didn't need to be angry because of this...but he was still very angry! ! !

"roll!"

So Yan Yue slammed the door again with a cold face, and shut the useless son who questioned loudly, "Why are you angry again, brother, it's harder to guess than a girl's mind".

Of course, this is actually just an episode, because important things appeared earlier than expected.

Early the next morning, Huang Yue received the notice of the assembly of senior members of the Ghost Killing Squad.