How to be a mother to Shanyi

Huang Yue folded his arms around his chest, and leaned his back against the load-bearing pillars under the porch of the wisteria flower house. Only a small corner of his clothes was exposed to the morning sun, and his face was also shrouded in the shadow of the eaves, making it impossible to see his expression clearly.

"Scarred, you said that trash... was proposing marriage in a dream?"

The deep tone rises gently at the end, but it does not have a light and light tone that can make the listener happy and relaxed, but a question squeezed out of the teeth as if grinding the back molars. Complementing the black murderous aura—oh, maybe there is no need to brainstorm now, this black aura seems to have reached the level visible to the naked eye.

"Yes, yes, Senior Brother Shanyi..."

Kamado Tanjiro shed a drop of cold sweat. He seemed to realize that he seemed to have said something wrong, but because he was too upright to lie to others, he gave affirmative answer under the heavy sense of guilt. Answer.

"Oh...this trash is already dreaming of getting married now."

In the posture of ringing his chest, Huang Yue tapped the skin on his upper arm with the tip of his index finger. His face was still hidden in the shadows, and he could not see any emotions, and he murmured to himself:

"16 years old, this trash just turned [-] a while ago, he used to always court women, was cheated so many times and didn't have a long memory, now he wants to get married before his hair grows... Hey, over there The one with the scar."

Yanyue called out to Tanjiro who was drenched in cold sweat again: "Let me ask you, did this trash propose to a woman by the side of the road when he was on a mission with you?"

Tanjiro wiped off a cold sweat: "No, it's not 'with the scar', my name is Kamado Tanjiro! Zenitsu's senior brother!"

"Then Tanjiro Kamado! Don't change the subject, I'm asking you if that bastard Zenitsu has ever proposed to a woman!"

"Please, please."

"Oh—" Huang Yue nodded slowly, a murderous look flashed in his green pupils.

"How did you ask? Rushing up like an idiot, hugging the woman's thigh and crying, or do you want to marry her in a shameless manner?"

"That, all, all."

"Then she was slapped a lot by the woman and drove away?"

"Yes, it is."

"Ah."

After hearing this answer, Huang Yue let out a sneer.

——What a disgrace to throw home!

Not to mention that I want to marry like an adult before my hair grows—even if many people get married at the age of fourteen or fifteen!It's not enough for him!Hugging the thigh of a woman on the side of the road, crying and begging for marriage, not to mention, it has not succeeded, and it is even more useless!And most importantly, has this trash asked him? ! !

Did mom agree?Did the teacher agree?You just want to marry the woman on the side of the road? ! !

Nizi, it's time to fight! ! !

On this side, Yanyue was completely enveloped by the murderous aura he radiated, while on the other side, Tanjiro, who had witnessed this scene with his own eyes, showed a painful expression.

——Shanyi!Your senior brother smells very angry now!what to do?In fact, he doesn't want to make the relationship between your senior brothers tense, but your senior brother really knows you too well, and his guess is too accurate, so he can't help it!

very sorry!Shanyi!In order to express my apology, if the senior brother wants to hit you then, he will help stop it!

He does his best! ! !

My wife Shanyi, who didn't know that she liked to be beaten up, was still dreaming at this moment.

He fell asleep in fear, and he didn't know if the experience before going to bed had brought too much mental pressure on him, which caused him to sleep extraordinarily unsteadily, half dreaming and half awake, even in his dreams he always felt that his brother was carrying his The bluish-purple sun wheel knife chased after him, and the swishing blade barely missed his butt every time. In his dream, he was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, crying while running away, tears like a flood To the blowout, even the external expression is that the eyes are closed and the face is ashen, dreaming and muttering "Don't kill me, don't kill me", looking extremely pitiful-it's a pity that no one can see it.

And as for why he would have this kind of dream... it can only be because the fear is too much, so it must be reflected in the dream.

In the past, even if he lent my wife Shanyi some courage, he wouldn't dare to imagine that he would dare to do something to his senior brother one day - that is a senior brother!The fierce and vicious mouth is mocking senior brother Yue Yue!Even if he has been "kind" to him a lot now, he is still the senior brother Yue Yue who can directly drill him in training until he can see a man with horns on his head and a mace!

In the process of bandaging the senior brother, because he suspected that the senior brother was hiding the wound and would not show it to him, he jumped on him with a feverish brain. He was ruthlessly pulled by his hair and pinched the flesh on his face without letting go. In the state of chaotic fighting, he touched the upper body of the senior brother all over (although the intention was to find the wound)... When he came back to his senses, he was almost shocked by his own courage!

Although it’s fine to say that it feels good in the hand... Brother’s muscles are smooth and beautiful, and they feel very textured, which made him fantasize about the feeling he had accidentally pinched before. The touch is very similar, both flexible and smooth, but It is very soft and not hard, it is the best comfort and toughness in the middle. Although I have not experienced how girls' skin feels, I always feel that I will not lose, even if I am beaten.It should be said that the beating is worth it, or is there a big problem, I am a little bit terrified.

My wife Shanyi felt that there seemed to be some bottom line at stake.

However, even if he did such a thing, the reason is to blame the senior brother, right? !Since it was a tattoo, why didn't he just say it directly, he insisted on covering it up, he was really worried that his brother's injury would worsen because of hiding the wound!

What should I do if there is an accident while killing a ghost?What if I was eaten by a ghost?Grandpa will be very sad, and he will be very sad too!And it's more than that, right?Senior brother has revealed a lot of secrets since he was struck by lightning. Even if they only hated him before, their relationship with each other was very poor. Both of them would know everything about each other... How is it like now, my wife Shanyi I don't know when this tattoo appeared, and I don't know why Brother Yan Yue tattooed a red pattern on his body, obviously only sinners would have tattoos on their bodies, right?

So it was because of all kinds of emotions and inexplicable grievances that caused his blood to rush to his head for a while. He didn't think about what kind of ghost he would be beaten in the future, so he rushed up very bravely... and then After this night of calm before the storm, it's time to welcome the next day's brutal beating.

Thinking of the upcoming fat beating, he couldn't even sleep well, and had a lot of fragmentary dreams, most of which were senior brothers chasing him with a knife, and finally settled down in the early hours of the morning He got down, got rid of the horrific pursuit, and fell back into the sweet dream of having a girl present.

In the dream, there was a cute girl with fluffy black hair. Although she couldn't see her face clearly, she had a huge and exciting bust, a thin waist, and smooth skin. She was dressed smartly but also very cute. The women's team uniform, and I am willing to hug my wife Shanyi-this is too perfect!This kind of girl is simply his ideal type, and he must propose to her!

于是我妻善逸毫不犹豫就一个猛扑滑跪冲了上去，死死搂住女孩子光滑的大腿，红着脸大喊请和他结婚——然后被揍了。

That's right, that's right, in the dream, the ideal type of cute girl beat him up.

My wife Shanyi was shocked, this was his dream!Shouldn't the ideal girl who appeared in his dream be gentle and considerate to him, blushing and agree to his marriage request?What the hell is it to push him to the ground and give him a fat beating, what a violent character!Could it be that he actually likes girls with this kind of character? It's too scary!

This gap shattered my wife Shanyi's fragile boyish heart in an instant, so he was no longer willing to stay in the sad dream to be beaten, left the dream with a gloomy face, and reluctantly opened his eyes .

……

It was already bright outside the window, and only he and two empty futons were left in the room. Tanjiro and Inosuke were not there, and the room of the senior brother next door sounded empty, and even Sister Nezuko’s box was gone. Maybe Tanjiro woke up Then I took my sister Nezuko to another place.

He was the only one left in the whole room, but some small conversations came from outside the room, the voices were very familiar, with my wife Shanyi's ears, she could hear the content of the conversation clearly without even needing to listen carefully .

My wife Shanyi subconsciously shifted her gaze to the door where the conversation came from.

"...Oh, Tomioka Yoshiyuki recommended you to study with the trainer, so you can be regarded as that guy's junior."

This is the senior brother's voice, and it sounds surprisingly peaceful, neither angry nor repulsive--is it true or not, with this senior brother's personality, can he still enjoy talking with others?

"Brother also knows Mr. Tomioka, are you friends? Mr. Tomioka not only helped me who didn't know how to take care of my younger sister, but also recommended me to study with Mr. Rinaki, which gave me a lot of help. I am very grateful to him !"

Oh, it's Tanjiro, so it's not surprising, Tanjiro has a strange aura, no matter who he is, he will get along well with him... But why does Tanjiro call him "senior brother" so skillfully? , the senior brother is the one they thundered, he is my wife Shanyi's senior brother!

There was a sneer from outside the door.

"Tomioka Yoshiyuki... I know him. It's okay to be a friend. To be friends with that guy, you have to reach the level of 'Pillar' in understanding, or you might be mad at him one day."

"It seems that the relationship between senior brother and Mr. Tomioka is indeed very good!"

"You're failing in comprehension."

……

In the room, my wife Shanyi unknowingly bit the corner of the quilt.

——Tanjiro!What are you calling me, brother!Didn't the senior brother say that Tomioka is your senior brother?Don't just call other people's seniors seniors!

—Excessive!Excessive!The few of them chatted happily outside, and threw him in the house to face the nightmare. The senior brother is also Tanjirou, obviously he is the senior brother of the senior brother, right?Why is Tanjirou calling "senior brother" so naturally now, what are you doing!Tanjiro, don't you have a brother of your own? !

My wife Shanyi, who was caught in a strange tangle, sat up in a jerk. At this moment, he completely forgot what he had done last night, and he also forgot all the fear of being beaten. He got up without hesitation and took a few steps quickly. Walking to the door, he opened the door with inexplicable anxiety, raised his leg and stepped out.

"Brother, Tanjirou, what are you doing—"

Although Huang Yue has already decided to let his useless son experience what is called harsh maternal love, and he has pondered countless ways to beat his son in his mind, but he is not so ruthless that he does not even let his son sleep for a good night, and sits patiently. In front of the porch, I seriously thought about how to perfectly make the rebellious son suffer physically and mentally, but not hurt his muscles and bones - the purpose is to teach a lesson, it is not good to really break the son, after all, it is a waste The son still has to kill the ghost, so he has to leave a sigh of relief.

People who are thinking seriously usually ignore negative emotions subconsciously. After all, the part of the brain that can be used for thinking is only so big, and there is no room to think about other things to avoid being disturbed. Of course, Yue Yue is no exception.

When he was seriously thinking about the 180 ways to hit his son, the breath around him was rarely calmed down, and he didn't look so irritable, and seemed to be easier to get along with, so he carried charcoal full of affinity and masculinity. Jirou chatted with him very logically, so it was not a very strange thing.

Yue Yue himself is not so irritable to everyone. The one who enjoys this kind of treatment is only a trash son. Yato can only count as half of it. He is ridiculed from time to time, but it is also because he is too unreliable. When communicating with others, Huang Yue can also talk in a normal and harmonious way, even when facing the elders, he is very polite... But the taunts that should be made are not missed once.

Seeing the "other people's children" working so hard, exercising in the yard early in the morning, compared with their own useless son who is still sleeping late, this boy with scars on his face is really more pleasing to the eye—if that useless Shanyi It would be nice to be so self-aware, and it saves me from beating and scolding in order to rush to training.

With this in mind, Huang Yue was not stingy with a few words of advice. He still practiced longer than these guys, had seen more ghosts, and suffered more injuries. There is a way to not affect the injury. It just so happens that he is busy waiting for news now, so it is not impossible to give advice to the mentally handicapped teammate of the useless son.

As a result, the atmosphere in the courtyard became inexplicably harmonious. Halfway through, the fellow with a delicate woman's face also rushed in shouting "pig rushing forward", pointing recklessly at Yue Yue's nose to ask for help. Fighting with him, but was led off by the boy Zaomen with a few words, yelling "Quan Hachiro, come and compare who is better", and joined the training with high spirits.

Even the ghost sister who was put in the box by the kid at the stove door crawled out at some point, it was clearly daytime, but she didn't seem to be afraid of being turned into ashes by the sun at all, so she sat down on the porch He curled up next to Huang Yue and fell asleep.

"..."

Huang Yue frowned and stared at the small group beside him, falling into a moment of aphasia.

"Isn't your sister a ghost? Why would she take the initiative to join the swordsman? I'm not afraid that I'll cut her down."

"Uh...Maybe Nezuko likes senior brother very much."

Tanjiro said hesitantly: "In order to prevent Nezuko from harming humans, Master Rinaki gave hints to Nezuko, probably the kind who would treat human beings as family members... Nezuko often slept beside her mother like this when she was a child .”

Yan Yue: "..."

Although there is a shadow under the porch, the sunlight cannot come in, but this position is also dangerous, right?If this little thing accidentally rolls out of the shadow range, it will burn into a fireball with a "hula" and turn into flying ash in the sun.

In the end, he pinched his nose and recognized it, and went back to the house silently, and put his feather coat on the little ghost, completely blocking the possibility of a ray of sunlight coming in.

"If this can also die, then you admit it."

Inexplicably feeling as if he was worrying about several sons, Huang Yue couldn't help pinching his brows.

They are obviously just the retarded teammates of the trash son, so why bother?It's as if he's such an easy-going person, obviously he just needs to take care of that trash, make sure he doesn't die outside, and then work hard to level up... Why do you care so much?

——However, speaking of it, these guys... It seems that no matter who they are, they are more worry-free than his useless son.

——So the trash son should give him two more beatings?

With this thought in mind, Huang Yue crossed his chest, looked at the two people in the yard who were in full swing, and fell into deep thought.

And at this time, the door of the room was closed, and the useless son who should be still sound asleep seemed to wake up, his blond hair was shining brighter than the sun, and he was so energetic that he completely forgot what he did last night With a cheerful look, he opened the door excitedly, completely unaware of the imminent disaster, and stepped out without hesitation.

"Brother, Tanjirou, what are you doing—"

……

"They're training."

Yue Yue stood up slowly, Qingtong glanced at the past, although he was trying to look calm, but the veins suddenly swelled on his forehead still revealed his emotions, and he couldn't hide the look in his eyes that wanted to kill someone .Yan Yue squeezed the knuckles of his fist, revealing a sneer full of killing intent.

"It's just right, trash, I thought you had to be splashed with water to wake you up—but now it's just right, let me see how your skills have improved over time, how about it?"