Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

"Fat?"

Nan Su also lowered his head to look at his lower abdomen, and took a closer look. It seemed, it seemed, that it was indeed inflated by such a small circle...

Won't be disrespected?

The inexplicable sense of crisis suddenly rose, Nan Su was startled, and was about to scold Dianchen for being superficial first, and then establish a correct value for Dianchen, when he saw that the man had already run to the chopping board, "Bang bang bang", cutting vegetables The speed is so fast that it flies!

Nan Su was stunned: "What are you doing?"

With a "pop", Dian Chen ruthlessly smashed a piece of garlic, without turning his head, he said: "I am the pig-feeding assassin, and the target this time is a child named Nan Su."

Nan Su: "...Damn it."

After a while, all the dishes were out of the pot, and the two of them didn't go to the dining room, so they simply prepared to cook on the small table in the kitchen.

But Dianchen is a little obsessed with cleanliness, and his slender body is moving around, trying to clean up the kitchen that was messed up by Nan Su before, so that he is in the mood to eat.

Nan Su bounced past him, and arranged the dishes and chopsticks of the two on the table neatly.

Then, he realized that he can take care of himself without being waited on by others!

This feeling of not being the second generation ancestor of Jiaojiao was a bit novel to him. He felt complacent for a while, and quickly said: "Diangou, I will help you clean up, otherwise the dishes will be cold in a while." Wipe up spilled flour.

"it is good."

Dian Chen responded, and bent down to pick up the small rapeseed on the ground.When he raised his eyes, he saw that Nan Su was wiping the shelves in the middle, his waist naturally collapsed, and his round and tight buttocks were sticking out high.

Dianchen's gaze quietly turned slightly following his movements, without making a sound.

It wasn't until Nan Su finished humming a little song that he said very lightly: "Lady, there is also flour on the upper floor."

Nan Su said casually: "I can't reach it, let the servants wipe it later."

As soon as he finished speaking, a small bench was thoughtfully pushed to his feet.

"Let's get it right once, and you don't have to bother them anymore." Dianchen said, then looked at the vegetables on the ground, and pointed: "Leave the shelf to you, and leave the rest to me."

Nan Su thought for a while: "Okay."

Immediately after washing the rag with clean water, he stepped on the small stool, raised his toes and struggled to reach it.

Dianchen raised his eyebrows, took a few steps back and crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes, and involuntarily raised his hand to touch his slightly blue chin.

"Miss, there are also on the left."

"It's also on the lower right."

"It's also on the floor below, where there's the most flour."

Nan Su let out an "oh", wiped the sweat from his forehead, squatted down unconsciously, folded his two long legs, and diverged at an obtuse angle of 120 degrees in the middle. It seems to be bouncing, like a small spring is installed...

Dian Chen: "..."

Sure enough, he was worthy of being a man who could tear a horse out of a sedan chair.

And when Nan Su finished the work at hand, he turned around and saw that Dianchen had cleaned up the whole kitchen. He said "wow", without concealing his admiration for Dianchen: "I think you are better than mine. The butler can still do it!"

"Come and eat." The man showed no expression, lowered his eyes, and just opened a stool for him.

This meal was probably the most comfortable meal Nansu had in 17 years.

The night breeze was warm and the lights were dimly lit. It was clearly a square table, but the two of them just wanted to sit on a bench, chat next to each other, and empty out plate after plate of the home-cooked dishes they made by themselves. When it was time, Mr. Dianchen filled him with scented tea while talking.

"I think this shrimp is delicious."

Nan Su said whatever came to his mind, and immediately said irrelevantly: "Oh, by the way, the cherry blossoms will bloom in a few days, I like to eat cherries."

Dianchen smiled slightly: "Then let's go and watch together. My mother used to like cherry blossoms very much."

Nan Su was startled, and his tone became pretending to be relaxed again: "Okay, let's go and see together then, the banks of the Qing River in the capital are full of cherry blossom trees, it's so beautiful, then let's charter a flower boat directly!"

"Then it's settled?"

"it is good!"

Nan Su slammed the table, but unexpectedly sent the chopsticks flying.Um, he looked at the calm Dianchen, and felt that even the smile on the corner of the man's mouth was just right, and for a moment he secretly scolded himself for not knowing how to do it, so he quickly bent over to pick it up.

Dian Chen didn't know that Nan Su had so many thoughts popping up in his mind in an instant, so he just said quietly: "At that time, I will take some pens and ink, draw them, and burn them for her to see."

"Okay."

Nan Su picked up the chopsticks, and when he was about to straighten up, he froze.

A long arm stretched out and wrapped the sharp corner of the table with the palm, lest he hit his forehead.

Nan Su was a little dazed for a while, and slowly turned his eyes to look, only to see that Dianchen's other hand was still picking up vegetables——

Obviously, this is completely a subconscious love action.

After he got up, Dianchen naturally retracted his hand, looked around the table full of empty dishes, and said with a smile: "Appetite finally defeated evil."

Nan Su looked at his side face, feeling a little complicated in his heart, and after a while, put his head lightly on his broad shoulders: "What evil?"

"The evil that wants to kill me."

Dian Chen planted a kiss on top of his head, smiling with ease.After glancing at the sky from the corner of his eye, he said again: "Dr. Li will come to give me acupuncture in a while, you go back to the bedroom first, and lie down, so that you can grow fat."

Annoyed, Nan Su pinched his arm: "Hmph, I'm losing weight!"

During Dianchen's acupuncture time, Nan Su went back to the bedroom, pondered for a while, then took off his shirt and walked to the mirror.

Like Dianchen, he is a lean person, his muscles are not very knotted, but the lines in every place are very smooth, but at this moment, where the abdominal muscles are clearly defined, there is really a small group of bulges.

He couldn't believe it, and when his fingertips gently brushed the fat, he frowned deeply.

then--

Early the next morning, after wrapping his fist with a bandage a few times, he sneered and looked at the sandbag hanging in mid-air!

Look at me, I will lose you in two days!

No amount of evil can stop Lao Tzu from being handsome!

"Bang", a handsome high-spin kick, directly kicking the sandbag far away, he rushed up, jumping back and forth, left uppercut and right uppercut, hitting the sandbag one after another like a spark.

After beating until he was out of breath, he felt that it was not enough, so he simply called Lu Yao over.

There seemed to be an unresolvable entanglement in his heart, fighting and fighting, this exchange inexplicably turned into a desperate fight, punches to the flesh, golden blades piercing the wind, he pointed a long spear at Lu Yao's double-edged sword, the weapons intertwined, Every clear and passionate trembling sound seems to be able to tremble into the internal organs of a person!

The two are inseparable from each other, but he is not as good as Lu Yao, and his physical strength has become more and more scarce recently, so he was defeated in the end.

"Whoosh-"

The spear came out of his hand and nailed it directly to the door frame.

Nan Su was shaken by the shock and took two steps back, finally sat down on the ground, panting, "Let's do this for now."

Hearing this, the double-edged knife swished a few times in Lu Yao's palm, and then went straight into the scabbard behind him.

There was sweat on his delicate face, but he didn't breathe. After a while, he handed Nan Su a towel.

Nan Su naturally took the towel, and when he wiped it, he saw the gauze wrapped on Lu Yao's forehead.He froze, and said uncomfortably: "Well, you can change your medicine later, so that you don't get infected and leave scars after soaking in sweat."

Lu Yao nodded and stretched out a hand towards him.

Nan Su took Lu Yao's hand, but when he stood up, his legs suddenly became weak. With an "ah", he threw himself into Lu Yao's arms.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yao took a step back after being thrown by him, but immediately stabilized his figure.

However, as soon as Nan Su stood firm, Lu Yao suddenly let go of him, turned around and strode out, and said calmly, "The subordinate will leave."

Nan Su muttered a few times, until he saw Lu Yao walking away, he didn't say the apology.

Look, he is such a person, he usually has witty words, but he can't say a word of sincerity, especially to people close to him——

Or, in fact, he and Lu Yao should be the closest, right?

Nan Su took a few deep breaths, removed the bandage on his hand, and went to take a bath in silence.

Such emotions did not delay his plan to lose weight, however, his efforts did not make the lump of fat leave his body either.

Seven days of hard training, but it was useless, Nan Su touched his belly, thought hard, and finally decided to go out of the house to invite Li Fat Er to ride a horse, vowing to throw off this lump of meat on the horse's back.

In the bedroom, Dian Chen was standing beside him, watching him dressed up in fancy clothes, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't you ride a horse with me, instead you want to find Young Master Li?"

The servant girl was putting a jade crown on Nan Su, Nan Su said with a smile: "I don't date married people."

Dianchen: "But I'm your husband?"

Nan Su: "Don't make excuses."

Dian Chen: "..."

The man's expression seemed a little hurt, Nan Su thought about it, and tried to comfort him: "Please leave me almost, you are a mature husband, you must learn to leave your wife."

Dian Chen: "Really?"

Dian Chen: "Are you sure you didn't do something bad?"

Nan Su was shocked: "Why?" After saying that, he stretched out his palm to Dianchen: "Give me some money, it happens that the racecourse should pay the annual fee, and it's not much, just 500 taels."

Dianchen glanced at him, didn't speak, and walked around the screen, after a while, handed over a bank note with a big hand.

Nan Su stuffed it into his arms with a smile.

The servant girl was very envious and said, "My lord, the Sixth Prince treats you very well."

Nan Su smiled and said, "What is this, just watch."

After finishing speaking, he practiced in front of the mirror for a few times, and felt that he was extremely beautiful, then turned around and blinked at Dianchen: "Master, I just borrowed 500 taels from someone else, you give it to me, and I'll give it to you again." Return it to others."

Dian Chen: "..."

Slave: "..."

Awesome.

After leaving the mansion, Nan Su went to meet Li Fat Er.

Fatty Li never thought that such a matter of weight loss would fall on Nan Su's head one day, and when he heard about the purpose of riding this time, he almost burst out laughing with glee.

In fact, they were going to ride horses, and they didn't do bad things, but Dianchen's premonition was obviously very correct. When the two of them were walking on the street, they saw clouds of beauties, and someone's rotten habit could not be restrained.

A noble lady looked at the man who stretched out his arms to stop her, and said, "Nan Su, what tricks are you trying to do?"

Nan Su chuckled: "It's okay, just chat with you."

She said coldly: "I don't understand, what is there to talk about."

Nan Su: "I want to chat with you, there is no reason, just like I like to eat grapes, not even grape juice."

After saying that, he made a loving heart: "So, the woman I chat with can only be you, Xu Yulu."

Miss Noble: "My name is Sun Yanlu."

"So what, is the name important? What I like is you."

Nan Su pushed away the maidservant next to her, and looked down at the noble lady: "Xu Silu is the name I gave you in my heart, does it sound nice?"

Miss Noble: "..."

"Snapped!"

After the lady left with red eyes, Fatty Li looked at the slap mark on Nan Su's left face, and laughed so hard that his stomach trembled: "Hahaha, laugh, I'm dying of laughter!"

Then why are you still alive?Nan Su clutched his cheeks, and was about to yell, but a sudden nausea hit him violently, he turned around and supported the wall: "yue—"

Thmitting, he staggered a few times, knelt on the ground, and passed out directly from vomiting.

Fatty Li: "..."

He didn't know why every chance to recite Nan Su fell on himself.

After finding a nearby medical center, Fatty Li was so tired that he was sweating profusely, so he hurriedly washed his face.When he came back, he saw that Nan Su had already woken up and was yawning lazily, as if he had fallen asleep.

However, the white-bearded doctor who was taking his pulse had a serious expression on his face. He touched his wrist back and forth, and at the same time looked at Pingchuan's chest and hard Adam's apple in shock...

After a while, the doctor tentatively said, "Congratulations...you are pregnant? Well, it's been more than three months..."

"Oh, really?"

Nan Su seemed very calm, but suddenly thought of something, and slapped his forehead: "Oh, that's over! I drank alcohol during Chinese New Year, does it matter?"

Seeing this, the doctor was shocked and puzzled, but his tone no longer hesitated: "Anyway, the baby is still alive."

Nan Su immediately shook his head: "But I've been boxing a lot lately, and I've been exercising vigorously, why didn't I get rid of it?"

Doctor: "Ah, but the baby is still alive and strong."

Nan Su was even more worried: "No, I'm still the old one! The baby must have been stabbed, and will it be born without arms or legs?"

Physician: "...But the baby is indeed still alive, and judging from the pulse, it is very healthy."

Nan Su: "That's good."

Then, when he turned his head, he saw Fatty Li who was already stupefied, and then, a sudden scream almost overturned the entire hospital——

"what!?"

Bao...bao, baby?