Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

"stand up!!!"

During the few seconds when Dianchen fell from the dream and returned to reality, he was really ignorant.

But after instantly waking up, he looked at Nan Su's raised chin, and suddenly he was very sure of one thing - this person was deliberately finding fault.

No matter how gentle and courteous he is, he is not without temper at all, but he still suppressed the slight sullenness in his heart, and tried to put his tone softly: "My lady, what's wrong?"

Nan Su got up immediately, clasped his hands together: "I want to eat persimmons, big persimmons."

Dian Chen: "..."

I don't know where Dianchen's smile came from, he thought about the matter of "the eldest son wants to eat big persimmons", his anger dissipated in an instant, and instead he burst out laughing.

But such an attitude seemed very perfunctory, Nan Su was stunned for two seconds, and then burst into anger: "What are you doing! I'm angry! Originally persimmons were the second choice, but with you like this, I will eat what I want the most!"

Dian Chen smiled and asked: "Okay, then what do you want to eat the most?"

Nan Su suddenly became excited again: "I want to eat grapes, grapes bigger than eyes!"

Dian Chen: "..."

Where do you get grapes in this February?

In the next two days, Dianchen ran all over Jinling, but found nothing. Finally, he went to the ice cellar of the palace and ordered someone to take the ice and dig it open. Then he packed a box of frozen grapes—originally, this was for the emperor. s things.

Nan Su didn't expect Dianchen to actually find them. He happily moved a small bench and sat in the yard to eat one by one.

He happened to be sitting at the junction of the shade and the sun, so half of his face was covered with a layer of fluffy golden edges, and there were some fine strands of hair around his neck, which looked pale golden when facing the light.

Dianchen looked at him with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth.

In fact, he still likes his quiet appearance, just like at this moment, like a childish child...

But after eating two, Nan Su's eyes suddenly turned red again. He could clearly see that he was very sad, but he just wept silently, without saying a word, only his mouth was still chewing.

Dianchen frowned: "What's wrong?"

Nan Su cried while eating, "This grape is not as big as an eye, so I feel unhappy."

Dian Chen: "?"

Why does it have to be bigger than the eyes?He doesn't understand.

At this moment, Ping Shun ran into the courtyard and said, "Sixth Master, the Queen Mother has sent a message, saying that she wants to talk to you."

Before Dian Chen could appease Nan Su, unexpectedly Nan Su said first: "Then you go, anyway, I already have grapes, and I don't need you anymore, don't waver in front of me, it's disgusting to see."

Dian Chen: "?"

He suddenly had a feeling of being demolished by crossing the river, but he was powerless to say anything, but after taking a deep breath, he got up and walked out of the courtyard.

He thought to himself, if it was the same as before, at least he could be beaten up directly, and he would become obedient immediately after the beating, but now, he was reluctant to beat him—even if they were all men with Adam's apples.

Sitting on the sedan chair was boring, so he directly asked someone to bring a horse, and stepped on it neatly, just wanting to go out to take a breath.

"Six princes~~"

At this moment, Nan Su chased him out from the yard and shouted loudly: "Sixth Prince~"

At this time, Dianchen had returned to his usual casual look, the corners of his mouth were slightly pursed, and there was no trace of helplessness or sullenness on Qingjuan's face, he just flicked his horsewhip lightly.

Seeing that he was ignoring him, Nan Su quickly trotted two steps: "Diangou, I have something to tell you! Diangou wait~"

Dian Chen is deaf.

Nan Su put his hands on his knees, his mouth trembled a few times, and finally shouted: "Master!!"

"what?"

The horse was stopped in an instant, Dianchen looked back at him, and said coldly.

Nan Su immediately laughed: "Diangou, don't forget to bring me something delicious, I want to eat—"

Only halfway through the words, Dianchen suddenly urged the horse to whip, and he and the horse left the Shizi Mansion together, like a whirlwind.

A certain person stood there blankly for a while, and then suddenly realized that he lifted his clothes and started chasing him, shouting: "Master, Mr.! You don't need to bring a lot, just bring some...just bring some candied haws, sour pears, peaches, longan, Oranges and hawthorns are fine—"

The sky in spring was as clear as blue, and the sun fell on the ground in front of Shizi's mansion. Nan Su chased here, but was stopped by the guards, and several people said together in embarrassment: "My son, the foot ban has not been lifted, please go back Bar."

Nan Su sniffed, tried his best to hold back his crying, his lips turned white.Such an appearance made people feel inexplicably that he had grown up and suddenly gave up the childish cry of a child, but it also made people feel more distressed.

"Sanggong..." he called softly.

Dianchen looked back at him, and a helpless smile finally appeared on his tense face: "Got it, I'll bring it for you when I come back."

But after Dianchen agreed to leave, Nan Su suddenly felt more depressed.

Alas, Dian Chen has been having a hard time recently, but why isn't he?Even I can feel some subtle changes in myself. For example, at this moment, it is not so much that he is hungry, but rather that his body is hungry...

It sounds like there is no difference at all, but only he can feel the mystery, as if another mouth is eating for him.

He went back to the living room and thought about it for a while, and finally, he attributed all these symptoms to: he has been suffocated recently, and he is a little crazy...

Although the emperor's foot restraint order has not been lifted, he is very clear that if he really stays obediently in the Shizi Mansion, it will be a situation that the emperor does not want to see.

then--

Without any hesitation, I jumped over the wall and left the house!

……

It was nearly dusk when Dianchen came out of the palace.

He was thinking about Nan Su, and wanted to go back sooner, so he went to the bustling main street as soon as he left the palace gate, and bought all the food that Nan Su asked him to buy - he was always a little worried about letting others buy it for him.

Some food can be found, but some can't be found. In the end, he stopped in front of the candied haws stall and asked gently, "Boss, how much is ten skewers?"

The stall owner saw that he was very noble, but his temperament was elegant and gentle, so he knew that this was not an ordinary son, so he enthusiastically stepped forward to help him choose, but was rejected.

The man looked at them one by one, for fear that there might be fish slipping through the net under the sugar-coated package.It wasn't until the stall owner wrapped up the ten best skewers that he nodded and prepared to pay——

"Are you still shy?"

At this moment, a male voice from not far away stopped Dianchen from moving.

Raising his eyes and looking around, he realized that there was a circle of people around the corner of the street not far away, who seemed to be watching something exciting.

The place was already crowded, and if the voice wasn't so familiar, he wouldn't have noticed the strange situation at all.

After holding the kraft paper bag in his hand, he frowned and squeezed in. In the center of the crowd, a greasy-faced young man was bet against the wall by five or six dandies. There were several footprints on the blue brocade robe. Cursed: "I copied your grandma's dead fat man, you are fucking looking for death! I tell you, you are finished!"

In Jinling, few people dare to talk to Fatty Li like this.

Li Fat'er was not a good man and believer at first, and when he heard this, he immediately jumped into a rage, jumped up with a loud slap, and his thick palm like a bear's paw made intimate contact with the guy's face in an instant.

That young man looked like a drunk, how could he hide from him?After getting a solid blow, he danced around twice and sat down on the ground. I'm afraid the stars in the sky are already shining brightly.

"Fuck you!"

Fatty Li rushed forward ferociously, and with a body of three hundred kilograms, he pressed the guy under him with a loud sound, punched him in a circle from left to right, and ran towards the face: "If you dare to scream in front of me, let's do it today!" Let's see who's finished?"

And Nan Su and the young masters leaned against the pillars of the shops facing the street, eating melon seeds and laughing, "You deserve it!"

When hearing this, Dian Chen's face in the crowd turned cold, and his brows were also twisted into a knot.

Although Nan Su made troubles, he had never seen him do any real evil deeds, but...

"Pooh!"

After being beaten by Li Fat-er, the young man turned his head and cursed at Nan Su: "And you! Little boy, laugh at your mother!"

Dianchen changed his position in an instant: Well, he deserves to be killed.

"Then...those villains are right here." At this moment, a panicked female voice suddenly came from not far away, followed by a few clicks of weapons being unsheathed, and after a while, the crowd was separated.

Noticing this movement, Nan Su raised his eyebrows, and raised his chin towards the group of armored guards: "It seems that this guy has some background."

"Even you and I don't even know each other, so what's our background? A little bastard! Even if his patriarch is moved here, I will give him a finger!" Fatty Li got up panting heavily, and shook his head. He shook his hands, disapprovingly.

"Long time no see, you two impress me even more."

The person who said this was a handsome, tall, cold and arrogant young man who was walking out from among the armored guards.

Nan Su and the others were stunned for a moment, and then they said together again: "The flood has rushed to the Dragon King Temple!"

Seeing the backer coming, the young man got up immediately, ran over to the young master and said, "Cousin, they are the two who hit me!"

Qin Shize looked at the scars on the young man's face, then raised his eyes to Nan Su, and said coldly: "My lord, tell me how to solve it."

"No, Qin Gou, haven't you been sent to the frontier by the emperor? When did you come back?"

Nan Su obviously hasn't switched the channel yet.

They used to be friends, but because of that wedding, they had a rift with each other.

Qin Shize failed to marry Xiuniang, so he naturally put this account on Nan Su's head, but after all, they have a friendship that grew up together, and it's impossible to hit the emperor every time, otherwise, what a shame it really is up.

Qin Shize didn't want to pay attention to Nan Su's enthusiasm, but continued: "Then it's the old rules, no matter who is right or wrong, you have to give an explanation today."

It seems that this matter cannot pass.

Nan Su and Fatty Li looked at each other, and immediately shrugged indifferently: "Okay!"

But Dianchen in the crowd frowned again, and wrinkled fiercely.

He never really liked Nan Su calling him Diangou, but now that he knew there was a Qingou in this world, a feeling he had never felt before suddenly occupied his heart.

This feeling was very similar to the anger he felt when he saw Nan Su hugging Ning Yan, but he felt something different. He looked at Qin Shize quietly, looked at him from head to toe several times, and then came to a conclusion: this guy has no one. The place looks pleasing to the eye...

As the protagonists moved, the crowd also moved along with them, walking out of the east gate.

On the official road outside the city, two groups of people stood apart, arms crossed, looking murderous.

Nan Su shook his head and snorted: "You choose the land! Don't waste time, just say who will come first?"

Qin Shize looked around among his guards, and then hooked his finger to one of the very strong men: "You, come out. Do you know the rules?"

Even through the black iron armor, you can see the guard's muscles all over his body.

The guard had been with Qin Shize for many years, so he nodded, took off his armor, walked in front of Nan Su, cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, be merciful."

"It's easy to say." Nan Su smiled with half of his mouth, looking calm and relaxed.

But Dianchen is not so calm, he himself regards Nansu as a treasure now, how can he be willing to let Nansu have bumps and bumps in other people's hands?If the fight gets to the point where it can't be dealt with, maybe he has to help...

"watch out!"

But at this moment, Nan Su and the guard suddenly fell to the ground, supporting their bodies with one hand, and then quickly rubbed their legs on the muddy ground on both sides of the official road——

In an instant, a large cloud of dust was raised!

Dian Chen: "..."

Well, what a unique way to learn from each other.

"Cough, cough, cough," Nan Su coughed twice, but with his idle right hand, he brushed his hair and cast a wink at the crowd, as if he was canvassing for votes.

A few seconds later, the speed of Nan Su's legs became faster and faster, reaching the extreme speed, almost turning two into four, and four into eight, and finally the neck was completely covered in gray dust. It seems that only the head is left, still grinning with joy...

Is this his first Snow White?

Dianchen raised his hand to hold his eyes, feeling a little hopeless.

In the dusty sky, the voices of the onlookers are getting louder and louder, they are all shouting for Nan Shizi's good kicks!Nan Shizi even eats dirt so handsomely!

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the dust raised by the guards instantly overwhelmed Nan Su's.

Everyone looked carefully, only to find that Nan Su was frowning, and his physical strength seemed to be exhausted.

After a while, the dust subsided, and Nan Su's right hand was exposed, which was pressing on his lower abdomen, but when he saw the battle situation on the other side, he gritted his teeth again, and shouted: "I'm fighting!"

However, after shouting, he suddenly turned over and knelt down on the ground, sticking out his tongue and saying: "Suddenly I'm so tired, I have no strength, rub, rub, please stop..."