The idiot went crazy again today

Many years later, Luo Cangmin, a generation of immortals who have become the proud and independent pinnacle of immortality, still find it incredible when asked by his beloved disciples why he entered the immortal sect with the body of Caixiu back then.

Luo Cangmin: "I think it's probably because I didn't know the heights of heaven and earth back then, so I mistakenly called Master's lover Mother..."

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At the foot of Cangya Mountain, spring is in harmony.

Yuxue's cute Xiao Caitou threw herself into Luo Yunhuan's arms, her voice was soft and sweet, but the word "mother" was like a thunderbolt that struck Luo Yunhuan, who had always been tall and cold, and who showed no signs of emotion or anger. Their expressions changed, they froze in place, forgot to dodge for a while, and let the snow dumpling-like baby fall into their arms.

Yuqingchi was obviously also shocked by the word "mother" in Xiaoqingcai's voice, he was stunned for a moment before he rushed forward, involuntarily picked up Xiaoqingcai who was being pulled on Luo Yunhuan's body, and walked aside Throw it on.

Not long after poor Cai'er threw herself on the beautiful master, her body was suddenly lifted up by a force, and she slammed to the side.

Last time there was a beauty protecting him, luckily he didn't fall, but this time the beauty master froze in place as if struck by lightning, his blank expression was exactly the same as that of Yuqingchi a moment ago.

Xiao Qingcai, who was unprotected, suddenly fell to her buttocks and squatted.

"Ouch!" As soon as □□ was about to blurt out, someone grabbed the back of his neck and picked him up, and an angry voice exploded in his ears.

"Bold little thing, what do you call yourself?"

The thin-skinned and tender arm was clamped vigorously, and soon fainted with light red marks.

Xiaoqingcai was in pain, angry and distressed, and said forcefully, "I'm not called Caier!"

Yuqingchi raised his eyebrows and mocked: "If you're not called Cai'er, then what's your name?"

"I...I..." Poor Cai'er grew up in Cangya Mountain and has never met outsiders. Although there are all his fellow practitioners in the mountains and plains, no one has the leisure to name a Cai'er.He who had just turned into a human body could only be tongue-tied and speechless.

Yuqingchi didn't wait for the answer, and said impatiently: "If you can't say it, you don't have it. If you don't have it, I will call you Caier. Caier, let me ask you, why did you call me Shizun just now?"

Cai'er's neck choked, and she said confidently, "Mother!"

With a ferocious look in Yuqingchi's eyes, he leaned closer and said sharply: "Nonsense! When did my master become your mother—"

Before he could finish his harsh words, Yuqingchi suddenly stopped.

Today, he coaxed his master to go on a tour with him on the grounds of accepting apprentices, but he had a bad luck as soon as he landed and stepped on a vegetable.

Originally, he thought that if he stepped on it, he would step on it. In this world, who hasn't stepped on flowers and grass by accident?But he was unlucky and stepped on a vegetable that was about to transform into shape.Now the master insists that he accept this vegetable as his apprentice.

If others found out that the only disciple of Immortal Venerable, the head of the majestic Yunhai Tiancheng, is a vegetable cultivator, wouldn't he be laughed out of his teeth by those old guys in Xiandao!It's fine if you laugh at him, but now he is wearing the identity of Luo Yunhuan's master, let alone disrespecting his master!

Thinking of this, Yuqingchi made up his mind and decided to give Xiao Caixiu a blow, let him back out of difficulties, and voluntarily refuse to worship himself as a teacher!

"Don't bark." Yuqingchi pretended to be ferocious, and suddenly approached Xiao Caixiu who was trembling in his hand.Although all these years he has played the appearance of the Nine Heavens Immortal Venerable who is not stained with smoke and dust and has great love in his heart, but he has also been the co-lord of the Three Realms. He felt the little thing in his hand stagnate, and was so frightened that he couldn't move.

Yuqingchi approached Xiao Caixiu's face inch by inch, just about to say something intimidating, but suddenly his eyes widened in shock at the appearance of the little guy in his hand!

Xiao Caixiu in his hand had just been reshaped by Luo Yunhuan, and he looked like a seven or eight-year-old human child—the most annoying age.But Yuqingchi looked at the child's snow-white and delicate skin, big watery eyes, and delicate and bright red lips like petals, so he didn't think he was annoying at all.

This appearance is clearly, this appearance is clearly——

"Why should I listen to you? My mother is the best to me. She gave me a human body, so I will call you mother, and I will call you mother!" Although Xiao Qingcai is afraid of Yuqingchi, she seems to be born with Luo Yun Huan had the intention of getting close, and while Yu Qingchi was in a daze, she turned around and broke away.He was newly reincarnated and didn't know how to walk at all, but he couldn't stop him from crawling towards Luo Yunhuan with all his hands and feet.

Well, what do the fellow practitioners of birds and animals in Cangya Mountain look like when they get along with their mothers?Xiao Qingcai thought about it carefully in her mind, and when he finally crawled in front of the beautiful fairy, he finally had the answer.

He opened his arms and rushed forward, smiled softly and sweetly at Luo Yunhuan, and said:

"Pretty Mother Sticker Sticker!"

Well, on weekdays, when those young birds and beasts get along with their mothers, as soon as they say this sentence, their gentle and loving mother will probably open her arms and embrace them...

It would be great to be held in the arms of the Beauty Immortal Venerable!

Xiaoqingcai's heart was rippling, and she almost grinned.But the beautiful master in front of him not only didn't pick him up, but even took half a step back with a strange expression, and shouted in a low voice: "I'm not your mother, don't shout."

Um?Why not?Xiaoqingcai tilted her head, her eyes were wide open.

Yuqingchi's slightly playful laughter came from behind, and he wrapped Xiao Qingcai's waist with his big hands, hugged him to him, and turned to Luo Yunhuan and said: "Master, look at this child, he doesn't seem very smart. look."

Luo Yunhuan's expression was blank, as if she had been shaken by the word "mother" to the point of numbness.

Yuqingchi loved his appearance very much, and said with a smile: "But when I think about it carefully, what he said is not unreasonable. Master's current body is made of Jianmu fruit, so it is naturally a part of Jianmu. Jianmu The fruit of the tree grows on the tree, and Cai'er's current body was born by you, Master, so naturally I should call you mother."

Luo Yunhuan's expression became even stiffer, and Pian Yuqingchi accepted it before he knew it was good, slipping the vegetables in one hand, while quietly approaching the beautiful master, whispering in his ear softly and ambiguously: "... just don't know the master Is it possible to incorporate a little bit of my stuff into this fruit? Otherwise, why is this little thing not only somewhat similar to Shizun, but also five or six points like my childhood appearance? In this way, this child probably shouldn’t call me Shizun , I should call my father..."

Yuqingchi looked at the child with a smile on his face, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

The warm spring light of Cangya Mountain shone on his soft hair, and there was a slight layer of golden light. His porcelain-like skin and round eyes were exactly the same as his Master Luo Yunhuan. As for the tall nose bridge and sharp The eyebrow peaks are exactly the same as when I was a child...

"Yuqingchi! You are making trouble with me!" Luo Yunhuan was completely enraged by his words, her extremely beautiful eyebrows were tightly frowned, and an inexplicable blush appeared on her cheeks.

"He looks like you because...it's because I subconsciously made it after your childhood when I used the fruit of the building tree to shape his body, and he came from me, and he has a few similarities with me. They are very similar, not because of any other reasons, don't think too much!"

Although Xiao Qingcai didn't quite understand the meaning of their words, she just felt that the appearance of the anxious and shy beauty Shizun seemed even more beautiful...

Yu Qingchi, who was called by his first name and last name, obviously loved him very much, an inexplicable emotion rolled up in his eyes, and then unexpectedly pecked Luo Yunhuan's lips lightly.

"You!" Luo Yunhuan said angrily: "This child will become your disciple. You are a teacher who doesn't know how to guide and educate, but instead messes around in front of him, what a shame!"

Yuqingchi accepted it as soon as he saw it, and took two steps back with a smile, and said to Xiaoqingcai:

"Hey, I almost forgot the business. Cai'er, let me ask you, are you willing to worship me as a teacher?"

I worship you as my teacher?impossible!Absolutely impossible!I want to worship the beautiful mother as my teacher!Little Water Spinach couldn't coordinate her limbs well, her hands and feet were flabbergasted in the air, and rejection was written all over her body.

Yuqingchi didn't wait for him to speak, and said again: "Or, if you want, you can call my father!"

"I don't want it!" Xiao Qingcai was anxious and angry, and her voice was so high-pitched that it went straight into the sky.

"Hahahahahaha!" Yuqingchi didn't see anger at all, but instead smiled and said, "Good food, have courage! From now on I will be your master. My dear disciple, call me master."

Small vegetables:……?

Yuqingchi smiled sweetly, but his eyes were full of strength that could not be rejected.Xiao Qingcai shook her hair, knowing that it was meaningless to resist, so she reluctantly called Master in a low voice due to her power.

"Very good." Yuqingchi nodded in satisfaction, narrowed his fox-like eyes slightly, put Xiaoqingcai on the ground, and pushed it in front of Luo Yunhuan: "I am your master Yuqingchi, this This is Master Luo Yunhuan who is your teacher. You should call him Taishifu, but if you want to call him Shiniang, I have no objection as a teacher..."

Luo Yunhuan couldn't bear it any longer: "Yuqingchi! Don't talk nonsense in front of the children!" He stopped just after he finished speaking—this sounded like a young couple discussing their children's education in the world The problem... Anyway, it's weird!

"Okay, okay, I would like to obey Master's instruction!" Yuqingchi seemed to be in a very good mood, and acted like a loving father in front of the newly recruited disciples:

"Hao Caier, let's go back to the school as a teacher." Looking at Xiao Caitou, who looks like the son of himself and Luo Yunhuan, Yu Qingchi became more and more happy, and even the smile on his face became gentle and loving. point.He was already good-looking, but when he smiled, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, his eyes were narrowed, and he was so good-looking that people couldn't take their eyes off him.Although Xiao Qingcai was afraid of him, her eyes could not help but move back and forth between him and Luo Yunhuan.

But when Yuqing Chi saw the disciple who had just started with a blank stare, looking at himself for a while, and at the master for a while, he couldn't help feeling a little bit in his heart.

broken!Why does such a pretty baby look not so smart?

"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Yu Qingchi waved his hand in front of him.

"Qingchi," Luo Yunhuan said in a low voice, having a headache from being shouted at each dish, "Since you have accepted him as your apprentice, you should give him a proper name."

How can there be a decent person whose name is Cai'er! .

The author has something to say:

Sweat, the episode seems to be getting longer and longer.I plan to set aside a place in the column for special episodes.Dear friends, if you have any stalks you want to see, you can tell me. There is a more important certificate to take the exam next week, and we will start to arrange it after the exam.