The idiot went crazy again today

When Luo Cangmin was put on the complicated and gorgeous outer robe of the head of Yunhai Tiancheng and pushed to the head of the head, it was only a hundred years since he transformed into a human being.

When his cheap master picked him up in Cangya Mountain, Luo Cangmin was just a water spinach plant in Cangya Mountain that had been cultivated for a thousand years.

Many people in this world feel that a vegetable should not appear on the mountain, let alone have the consciousness of independent thinking.But Cangya Mountain is a magical place. There are not only flowers, birds, insects, fish, birds and animals, but also vegetables, banlangen, and many strange things.And the reason why these non-human beings gather here is to... Cultivate Immortals.

Cangya Mountain is a well-known fairy mountain with beautiful bells and pure spiritual power. It is said that a fairy ascended to the gods here thousands of years ago.After the gods ascended, they were grateful for their homeland and bestowed more abundant spiritual energy on the ground veins here.

For thousands of years, most of the living beings who have practiced in Cangya Mountain have achieved positive results. Even if they fail to ascend, they can still cultivate a human form and go down the mountain to be happy. There are even those lucky ones who are lucky enough to find fairy fate and become immortals. His apprentice or attendant, from now on one step up to the sky.Therefore, there has always been a legend in the way of cultivating immortals: as long as anyone who goes to Cangya Mountain and devotes himself to cultivating for 80 or [-] years, even an insole can become an earth immortal.

But Luo Cangmin was the shame of Cangya Mountain who was worse than insoles. He didn't have a name at that time, but he was just a water spinach that couldn't even cultivate a human body after nearly a thousand years of cultivation.

If you really want to talk about the achievements of his practice in the past thousand years, it is that he has a little more spiritual consciousness than ordinary vegetables, he can hear, see, and think, but that's all.

Xiao Qingcai thought that this would be the end of her life. Although Cangya Mountain is a resort for ascension, there is a difference between immortals and animals. He has self-knowledge. A vegetable cultivator like him who has no immortal roots is destined to not be able to figure it out.

But he never expected that when Xiao Qingcai practiced for the thousandth year, he was caught off guard and ushered in his own fairy fate.

It turns out that Caixiu also has spring.

It was a brilliant afternoon of beautiful flowers, Xiaoqingcai was stretching its leaves to breathe in the aura of the mountain, when suddenly layers of colorful clouds gathered in the sky.On Cangya Mountain, the fellow practitioners who were usually quieter than quails showed up one after another.

"The auspicious light is all over the sky, and the gods and birds clear the way. This is the presence of immortals!"

"Ordinary immortals don't have such battles. From what I see, I'm afraid that some extraordinary immortals will descend!"

"Could it be that the gods came down to enlighten me and wait for me to cultivate? Is my fairy fate coming?"

"Is it true? A happy event, a great happy event!"

……

In an instant, all the mountain spirits and monsters with a little cultivation on Cangya Mountain turned into human forms one after another, running around excitedly in the sun, playing their crowns to congratulate each other.

At that time, all kinds of grotesque cultivators on Cangya Mountain were obsessed with cultivation day and night. They had been cultivating in Cangya Mountain for hundreds of years, and they had never left Cangya Mountain. , when they were running all over the mountains and fields, the picture was simply beautiful.

It's a pity that Xiao Qingcai's cultivation at that time was not able to transform into form, so she couldn't participate in the grand event with fellow practitioners, and she was still very regretful in her heart.

Just when he was regretting, a strong and irresistible coercion descended from the sky, and an inexplicable force clenched his soul tightly, restraining Xiao Qingcai so that he couldn't even move a leaf.In an instant, a huge black shadow hooded his head, before Qingcai even had time to see who the holy black shadow was, the black shadow had already pressed onto his delicate and soft vegetable leaves.

It was pitch black in front of her eyes, and what was even more frightening was the severe pain that rippled all over her body, as if her body was smashed into pieces. Xiao Qingcai's mind went blank from the pain.At the same time, a very pleasant voice came from above his head, clear and magnetic.

"The ostentation of the gods is too ostentatious. Master will attract all kinds of signs every time he goes out. All living beings gather to watch, disturbing people's tranquility—but this place looks very ordinary. Can there really be a disciple I'm destined for?"

Immediately, another gentle and gentle voice sounded like fairy music:

"Qingchi, did your foot step on something?"

The huge pressure was suddenly removed from the vegetable leaves.

Before he had time to catch his breath, his body was empty, and the whole vegetable was uprooted. Qingcai's eyes went black again, and the root was pulled out, making his eyesight instantly return to zero.

When he was in the air, he heard the first voice disgusted: "What is this? A green vegetable?"

The second voice was silent for a moment, as if observing his wilted vegetable leaves, "No, this is not an ordinary vegetable."

"Indeed, he is a green vegetable that is about to cultivate into a human body." The magnetic voice immediately sighed: "Amazing, is green vegetable also cultivating immortality?"

It turned out that I was about to cultivate into a human body!Xiao Qingcai was overjoyed, the pain on his body was completely forgotten by him.

"—Unfortunately, I pulled it out of the soil and broke the immortal root. You can cultivate immortality in your next life." The voice said disdainfully, and threw the weed-like vegetable leaves into the air.

When his body slid across the air in a parabola, his eyesight finally recovered, and Qingcai saw the face of the person who ruthlessly pulled him up from the ground and threw him out.

It was a very handsome face.With handsome eyebrows and long eyes, a handsome nose, and an extraordinary appearance!

What a handsome face, what a cruel heart!Qingcai would be thrown to the ground if she looked at it, and she felt extremely resentful.

"Slow down!" The person standing opposite that vicious beauty is a bit more beautiful than him, with impeccably perfect facial features and fat skin... And this person is not only beautiful, but also kind-hearted. When dealing with people, his eyes are quick and his hands quickly reach out to hold the vegetables firmly in the palm of his hand.

The ice-like cold fragrance instantly surrounded the shriveled green vegetables, held in the palm of the beauty's hand, as if falling into a soft cloud, so comfortable that the few wilted green vegetables he had left could not help stretching out .

"Stupid boy," the beauty said to the heartless beauty, holding up his vegetable leaves, shaking the soil on the roots, "Since ancient times, it has been common for flower demons and wood spirits to cultivate immortality, but have you ever seen melons, fruits and vegetables cultivated into spirits?" Stone? This must be no ordinary dish."

The kind-hearted beauty said again: "Qing Chi, you are a villain for nothing. If you don't repay it, I'm afraid it will hinder your ascension to the gods in the future. In my opinion, you might as well accept this little thing as a disciple, and forget it in the future. Trouble."

Xiaoqingcai was held in the palm of the beauty's hand, and when she looked at the cruel beauty named Qingchi opposite, a large blank appeared on her face.

Come on, who would want to accept a vegetable as an apprentice?This beauty is good everywhere, but her thoughts are a bit too wild.

After a moment of silence, the cruel beauty took a deep breath, pretending to be calm and said: "Master, is this too hasty?"

The kind-hearted and beautiful woman known as the master counted quickly, and finally said firmly: "It can't be wrong, I did the math for the master, this is indeed your destined apprentice."

The fierce beauty was silent for a while, and suddenly said nonchalantly: "Master, I suddenly remembered, don't I still have three outer disciples? I found a disciple to pass on the map of Jiangshan... You must know that these three are auspicious numbers, and it would not be beautiful to receive one more..."

His voice gradually lowered under the indifferent eyes of the beauty master.

"Don't make excuses. You just despise him as an inhuman thing, but we are cultivators and teachers, so we should teach without discrimination."

The vicious beauty's expression was a little aggrieved and sad for a moment: "Master, when you took me in, did I look like this vegetable in your eyes, a weak, pitiful, useless inhuman thing?"

The beautiful master said helplessly: "How can this be the same? Don't be so nonsense, if you don't accept it, I have to accept it myself..."

"Then how can I do it!" The vicious beauty became anxious immediately, snatched the vegetables from the beauty's master, and said repeatedly: "I'll take it! I'll take him back and tell the whole fairy world that he is my son-in-law. Disciple! Master is my master alone, how can I accept others as disciples!"

The beautiful master frowned, as if smiling.

"So good."

Luo Cangmin, who was just a water spinach at that time, was not interested in what they said, only knew that the beauty master was very good-looking when she smiled, and things that could make a beauty happy probably wouldn't be a bad thing.

"But..." the fierce beauty said unwillingly again: "The body of this vegetable...the vegetable body is no longer usable, let alone tell us whether we are willing to worship me as a teacher, how to be my disciple?"

Small vegetables:?

Who did he owe to his current appearance?How dare you say it!

It is impossible for him to worship this cruel and merciless person in front of him as his teacher!Absolutely impossible!

Water Spinach trembled angrily, expressing its anger by shaking the leaves that had been trampled into a mess.

"What's so difficult about it? Let him tell you in person." The beautiful master flipped his hand, and in an instant a green fruit appeared out of thin air in his palm.

That piece of fruit is shiny, crystal clear, and extraordinary in appearance, it is not ordinary at first glance.

Suddenly, Xiao Qingcai felt that her body became extremely light, as if she had become a light smoke floating in the air.Like a ghost, he glanced back and saw that his body was still being pinched by the fierce beauty, but the leaves were completely wilted, which complemented the fierce beauty's dazed face somewhat.

Thinking wildly, his body was slapped violently, and the whole vegetable seemed to be patted into an object, unable to move at all, and a scent of maple wood wrapped him tightly.

Suddenly, there was pain like a sharp knife in his body, and the pain made him have a splitting headache and no ability to think.I don't know how long it took before the pain stopped, but the body felt refreshed like never before, majestic spiritual power flowed through the limbs, and there were faint signs of alchemy in the dantian.

Qingcai was ecstatic in her heart, just as she was about to concentrate, she suddenly felt a little weird.

Wait, where did he get all his limbs?

Where did the dantian come from!

He lowered his head subconsciously, and was so horrified that he had turned into a human form at some point.

These well-proportioned limbs, this healthy complexion, this satin-like black hair hanging on her chest...

Are these what he deserves?

The beautiful master's voice sounded again: "His physical body...uh, although the vegetable body has been destroyed, fortunately, he has practiced for a long time and his foundation is not shallow. I have used an immature Jianmu fruit to reshape his body. Qingchi, look at his current appearance, can he still catch your eyes?"

It turned out that Master Beauty gave her a human body!Where is this Master!This is clearly a living god with a beautiful heart and a kind heart!

Completely immersed in the extreme excitement and joy of obtaining a human body, although he doesn't know what his body looks like, as long as he has a human body, he will be very satisfied. Leaf body.Besides, Master Beauty himself is so good-looking, so his aesthetics must not be bad.

The kind-hearted and beautiful woman is not only kind-hearted, but also very powerful. He has just waved his hand to get the body that he has been seeking for thousands of years. Is this the fairy that many fellow practitioners in Cangya Mountain often talk about?

No, not right!Not just fairies!Although Xiaoqingcai grows in Cangya Mountain, there are not only flowers and trees on Cangya Mountain, but there are also birds, insects and fish. What your defenders call their own—

"Hey, Nai'er, my master built a body of wood for you, didn't you even say thank you?"

Of course I have to say Of course I have to say!Qing Cai nodded again and again.However, he has just become a human being, and he has never spoken a word. He twitched again and again, imitating the pronunciation of those fellow practitioners who cultivated into human bodies in his memory, rushed to the kind-hearted and beautiful woman in front of him, and shouted out from the bottom of his heart:

"Thank you mother!"

The author has something to say:

Sculpture easily

感谢在2022-07-0419:41:32~2022-07-0617:00:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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