The daily life of the river god

"Hi, chopsticks."

On the long dining table, Lu Wenren stretched out his hand to signal the person at the other end of the long table to bring over the extra disposable chopsticks.

The non-human being caught in the memory, "snapped" the chopsticks that were close together on the table and handed them to the person at the other end.

After the other party started eating, Xun looked at the pig's knuckle rice in front of him, and looked up at the person at the other end.

"What's the matter with the eyes?"

Could it be that there are non-human beings in the West District who dare to resist their orders and attack this guy in advance?

Hearing this, the new River God, who was gnawing on a pig's foot, rubbed his still sore right eye with the back of his hand: "I went to wash my hair, and the barber got foam into my eye."

"Which store." Such a bad technology should be smashed.

In Chunhua's barber shop, Ri Youshen, who was eating tomato and egg noodles, sneezed and got a blank stare on the spot.

"Why is there a discount on hair washing? Even a work permit?" Ye Youshen, who had the same appearance, stood in the store with a cold face.

Looking at today's income with that old computer in his hand, he unexpectedly discovered that Riyoushen actually gave discounts to others.

"For a newcomer, I only gave him a [-]% discount when he came here for the first time, and next time he will definitely have his hair cut at the original price." Ri Youshen ate the noodles quickly.

He will disappear from the shop when the sun goes down. At night, the owner of this barber shop is a night tour god. .

In Xiaoyang Building, the new River God, who was gnawing on a pig's foot, took the time to answer the other party: "The Rihuali Fat Shop is on the border between the West District and the North District."

He memorized the name of the shop, and planned to let the non-human beings from the West District visit that shop tonight.

Let the other party understand what it means to have no professional skills, so don't come out and open a shop to harm others.

As soon as the pig's knuckle meal was finished, he saw the still red-eyed Xinheshen put on his sunglasses and start running outside again.

The owner of the house, who passed by casually with a teacup, stood at the door of the living room and blocked the other party's way seemingly unintentionally.

"Still going out?"

Lu Wenren held the freshly printed plasticine in his hand, and put his backpack on his back without raising his head: "I told the owner of the key store that I will send this thing to him in half an hour at most."

The new River God shook the plasticine in his hand, looked up at the owner of the house who was standing in front of him, who was a head taller than him, who was blocking the way.

He said thoughtfully, "Do you want to go with me?"

Which eye did he see in himself wanting to go out with him?

Sarcasm flashed in Hui's eyes, and he was about to lift his foot to let him go.

The young man who stood at the door and was about to go out had already pulled down the huge sunglasses on his face, revealing his red eye, and grinned lightly, "I just don't know where the pharmacy is, so you can show me the way. ".

Five minutes later, the non-human who never went out was standing neatly at the door of the small western building, and beside him was the newly appointed river god who was locking the courtyard door.

Holding the shiny key, he ran to him in three jumps.

"The door is locked, let's go."

Looking at the expectant expression of the other party, he reluctantly expressed it.

Just treat it as this little dragon's last wish in life, and give it to Jiuwei after the key is distributed, no matter whether he lives or dies.

Two figures, one in front and one behind, walked towards the key shop along the 卝-shaped road on both sides of the old stone bridge.

Maria, who was being caught and taught a lesson in front of the roadside bulletin board, caught a glimpse of the figure with silver-gray shoulder-length hair out of the corner of her eye and couldn't help but take a few more glances.

When the two people turned the corner at the intersection, Maria finally saw what the owner of the slightly shorter figure beside Hui looked like.

"Hallelujah, why are they together?" Maria pointed at the smiling face, holding her beating heart in disbelief.

Shi Limei, a policeman from the West District Police Station, glared at Maria, who was holding her heart in her hands.

"Miss Ma, please don't change the subject casually. People in the community said yesterday that they saw a child in your arms with their own eyes. Did you go to hold someone else's child again?"

"No, I slept soundly at home yesterday and didn't go out."

When mentioning what happened yesterday, Maria shrugged guiltily when she thought of the baby in her arms yesterday: "Really not, I haven't gone out recently."

"Did you take your medicine on time?" Shi Limei didn't believe her words, and directly signaled her to open the medicine bottle she carried with her.

Since the foreign resident moved into the West District two years ago, the community police have received many complaints from the housekeeping company, saying that the foreign Miss Maria took the employer's child out of the house several times.

Later, they contacted the embassy and wanted to send this person back to the country, but they didn't know why the repatriation failed every time.

The other party also produced a mental certificate, proving that she was only a little depressed, and she was not insane and deliberately took away the employer's child.

Every time those children were taken out by her, they said that they voluntarily went out to play with her, and they were sent back to their employers safely after each play.

In addition, she behaved well, answered honestly every time she was questioned by the police, and took her medicine on time, so she still lives in the West District.

It was also Shi Limei who met the other party sneaking on the road today, so he stopped her to ask.

"Eat, eat. Look, I'm going to get the medicine." Maria opened the bottle cap and showed her the small pills with three melons and two dates inside.

Maria, who looked like a blonde girl, smiled shyly, "Don't worry, Officer Shi, I'll go home after I buy the medicine."

"Go, don't run away when you see someone next time, or change jobs if you can't."

After a few words of advice, Shi Limei waved her hand, signaling that she could leave.

After receiving the order to leave, Maria ran away on the spot, chasing after the silver-gray figure in front of her.

The two people in front who went to distribute the keys didn't realize that anyone was following them.

He put his hands in his pockets and looked at the river less than two meters away from the road. All kinds of garbage on it were about to pile up into a hill.

The new river god who should manage these also saw all kinds of garbage floating on his river.

"Huh, do you know how much it costs to hire a worker to carry the garbage? I hope it's not too expensive."

Lu Wenren, whose mobile phone balance is all earned from red envelopes, muttered softly.

"do not know."

He doesn't pick up trash, so how does he know how much the workers in the West District cost?

The conversation fell into silence. Lu Wenren lowered his head and held his mobile phone to open the family group, seeking help from outside the venue.

"Brothers, I want to hire workers to clean up the rubbish on the river, but I don't know where to hire them or how much they will cost?"

The brothers who were online in the group sent him a wave of red envelopes as labor expenses, saying that if you don’t have enough money, you can just ask them.

Lu Wenren, who was busy collecting red envelopes, kept his head down and played with his mobile phone the whole time.

The non-human being striding forward at the side suddenly found that his ears became quiet.

Glancing aside from the corner of his eye, he saw that the new River God who talked a lot just now had his head down, holding the little black thing that humans would only use, and kept tapping on it with his fingers.

poisonous snake:"?"

Why don't you speak?

Isn't there a lot of problems?

Could it be that his answer just now was too indifferent and made him uncomfortable?

How does Luzhai raise a son? It's really troublesome. .

The newly appointed River God who snatched the red envelope from the retired uncle, just got a large red envelope, and found that there was something cold in front of the phone screen.

Looking up along the clown-like thing, it was a deadpan face.

"Pig knuckle rice, reciprocity." Xun stuffed the steaming ice cream into the opponent's hand, and raised his chin proudly: "I thought about your problem just now, and there is someone who can help you."

The new River God, who had a mobile phone in one hand and an ice cream in the other, was shocked on the spot, and looked up at the other party: "Who is it? Who will help me?".

The Nine-Tailed Fox stood at the door of the neighborhood committee, bewilderedly beckoning to answer with his eyes.

Why did he come out of the small mansion, why hasn't he broken the neck of the river god.

I even want to ask him why he brought this guy to her workplace! ! !

Does he know that a fox who is serious about his work and loves his job suddenly sees that face appearing at the door in the workplace, how serious is his heart beating?

A heart attack was on the verge of a hit.

With a cold face, he automatically ignored Nine-Tailed Fox's questioning eyes.

The new River God, who had just come over with the keys, curiously visited this place with three rooms and various pennants and slogans hanging on the walls.

Standing in front of the fox very satisfied, "Kyuubi, I didn't expect you to have a job in the world. I heard that you can hire cheap workers to carry garbage here. Is it true?"

Kyuubi looked at the third person present, and asked the other person with her eyes, should she answer this question, is it true or false?

"On the wall are the pennants that Nine-Tails obtained after assisting the Western District to mediate civil disputes, do a good job in public health, family planning, and special care and relief." He pointed to the red pennant hanging on the wall, and motioned Lu Wenren to look for himself.

The eyes of the new River God standing in the room were shining, if it wasn't for the tall scorpion standing between him and Kyuubi, Lu Wenren would have wanted to thank Kyuubi.

He took a picture of the pennant on the wall, and decided that after all the rubbish in the river was successfully removed, he would also present the largest and reddest pennant to Jiuwei.

"Nine tails, you're really amazing. It's great to have you in the West District. Do you like other things besides the pennant?" For the sake of He Dao, Lu Wenren said that he could send another gift to the other party.

Nine-tailed Fox's mouth twitched as he looked at the river god who was talking to himself.

Who agrees?Has anyone agreed to help him like this?

"I smelled the fragrance at the entrance of the alley just now, let me treat you." Lu Wenren looked at the troubled Nine Tails, thinking that the other party didn't know what reward he wanted, so he offered to treat him to something delicious.

The three of them went to the entrance of the alley, and the new River God generously bought three roast chickens.

"Please eat, thank you for helping me find a worker to carry the garbage." Lu Wenren handed one of the roast chickens to Jiuwei involuntarily.

He sent the other one to 虺: "Thank you for accompanying me to match the keys, you are really upright non-human beings."

The author has something to say:

Non-Human: Although praised, but not very happy.