The daily life of the river god

The new River God looked at the signboard that didn't match the information, and lowered his head to confirm the information in the memo again.

"It's not Chunhua Barbershop."

In the barber shop, Ri Youshen was sitting in front of the 25 yuan haircut card and smoking a cigarette. In the smoke, he heard someone outside asking about Chunhua Barbershop.

An excited one jumped up from the chair, grabbed a towel and rushed out.

Before he even saw the person clearly, he greeted him with a smile and stopped Lu Wenren who was still asking passers-by about the barber shop at the door.

"This is Chunhua Barbershop. Does the handsome guy want a haircut? It's 25 yuan for haircuts, come in quickly." He hasn't opened for three days, and Ri Youshen can't wait to bring someone into the shop on the spot.

Lu Wen, who was suddenly killed, took a step back in shock, looked at the human in a white apron with a towel in his hand and a humble smile on his face, hesitated for three seconds before tentatively asking: "Day Tour God?"

The middle-aged uncle who wanted to solicit customers for a haircut last second smiled slightly when he heard his old name, restrained his enthusiastic service smile, tugged at the hem of his apron, and raised his chin slightly to look at the strange young man in front of him: " Where is this fairy friend from? I don't know what is the use of finding this god?"

Lu Wenren looked sideways, glanced at the dilapidated barber shop behind the other party, which was on the verge of closing down, and grinned: "Can you talk while cutting your hair?"

"Okay, handsome guy, this way please."

Ri Youshen switched to receiving customers on the spot, and enthusiastically invited him to the store, where he sat down on the barber chair that was older than the new River God.

Lu Wenren, who was lying on the hairdresser's chair, looked up at Sun Youshen dragging the movable shelf beside him, and took out a spray filled with water from it to help him wet his hair.

"You Xianyou looked at the face, I don't know where it came from." Ri Youshen squeezed a little foam shampoo into the palm of his hand, and he still didn't forget his own job when he pressed the head.

"Come from the Yellow River Crystal Palace."

"Are you Zengcheng's new River God?" Sun Youshen bent down and looked closely at the young man with his eyes closed on the chair.

"I'm not the river god of Zengcheng, only the [-]-mile radius of the western district is my jurisdiction." Lu Wenren remembered his jurisdiction very clearly.

The West End was his and nothing else.

Ri Youshen waved his hand, indifferently squeezed another pile of foam and put it on his hair, massaged his head vigorously, chatting with him at the same time.

"Anyway, only a new god like you has come to Zengcheng, so where do you live now? There are villages in the city on both sides of the old stone bridge in the west district. Although the environment is not very good, the rent is cheap. The monthly rent plus utilities is less than one yuan. Qianwu. Did you bring any money with you when you went ashore?" Sun Youshen looked at his hands which he was working hard to massage, and suddenly became vigilant.

In case the other party did not bring any money, then not only was his service wasted, but his enthusiasm and shampoo were also wasted.

Ri Youshen looked at the foam on the opponent's head, and he squeezed a lot in one breath just now.

Speaking of renting a house, the new River God opened his eyes and looked behind his head, looking at Ri Youshen's vicissitudes of face that had been tempered by life, and asked him curiously: "Have you ever been to the West District? It's just the old stone bridge that is small." The first one in the upper left corner is a non-human named 虺, I live there."

Riyou Shen shook his hand.

"what!"

Lu Wenren, who was lying on his back on the barber chair, wiped his eyes with his hand, and a white lump appeared between his fingers.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Just don't move!"

Ri You came back to his senses, saw the foam on his eye sockets and quickly went to get a clean towel and ran over to help him wipe it off.

"It hurts a bit..." Lu Wenren looked at the white thing between his fingers, it smelled delicious, but it hurt his eyes a bit.

Ri Youshen looked at the red right eye of the other party, and brought a wet towel over to help him wipe it with a guilty conscience, "I'm really sorry, I'm just a little surprised that you came here on the first day, how could you live in a very special place by such a coincidence? In a human home."

Still such a familiar non-human being.

Referring to the non-human being who was looking into his own eyes in the mirror, he said: "He wrote his name and address in my river god registration book, and I followed the address to ask him if he had any vacant rooms. If you say yes, I will stay."

"That's it?" Ri Youshen didn't believe it, it was so simple.

That one who hates gods the most, how could he let a new god live in his home.

"Yeah, you know him too?"

Lu Wenren took out a pair of sunglasses from his backpack and hung them on the bridge of his nose. After blocking the red right eye, he turned and looked at the day-traveling god behind him.

"It's not acquaintance, just heard about him."

Ri Youshen put down the towel, pulled a plastic stool aside and sat down, then explained to him while washing his hair.

"You know that the gods in the sky have been falling for the past hundred years, right?"

Lu Wenren nodded: "My father told me that there is no faith in the world, and the gods who only rely on the power of faith for a living have disappeared in this world one after another. What does this have to do with 虺?"

"The 虺 is a poisonous snake. This snake turns into a jiao in 500 years, a dragon in a thousand years, a dragon in a horned dragon in 500 years, and a Yinglong in a thousand years. (Note 1) He became a dragon king after practicing Yinglong, protecting local people, but he committed a heinous crime 3000 years ago."

Lu Wenren's eyes widened: "What crime?"

Riyoushen shook his head: "It's been a long time, no one knows what crime he committed, and no one knows after the deity who kept the case file died. I just know that he has been imprisoned here by the Jade Emperor and punished for 3000 years. , He was not released until 25 years ago.

Moreover, he happened to escape the great event of the destruction of faith. If he caused trouble now, the Jade Emperor might not be able to punish him. After finishing speaking, Ri Youshen motioned Lu Wenren to change positions.

The two moved to the shampoo room, where Lu Wenren lay there feeling the hot water pouring down from his head, washing away the foam that irritated his eyes.

"Little River God, you have to be careful, don't give him a chance to hurt you."

The new River God who was sitting on the barber chair blinked, thought for a few seconds and then said, "I don't think he is as bad as you said."

He is not the only non-human being in the West District. He also met a fox when he went out in the morning.

But in the registration book of the Heshen Temple, there is only the name written by one person.

A non-human who lived in someone else's territory and registered his name carefully even if the owner was not at home.

Lu Wenren felt that the other party was not that bad.

"How old are you? Have you ever seen a bad guy? A bad guy doesn't write himself as a bad guy on his face." Ri Youshen smiled and patted the new River God on the shoulder, helped him clean the foam again, and brushed his hair After drying, he got up and brought his second-hand computer over.

"Come on, handsome guy, please pay for the shampoo first. In addition, the fairy works, and the certificate needs to cost five yuan, a total of 30 yuan. Do you scan the code or cash?"

Lu Wenren looked at his still red eye in the mirror, and took out his mobile phone: "I'll scan the QR code, won't you give me a discount?"

Riyoushen, who hadn't opened for three days and was about to receive the first payment, was a little excited holding the QR code. He suddenly heard the word "discount", and immediately became vigilant.

"Discount? What's the discount? Did I mention the discount?"

Xiao Heshen, who was wearing sunglasses, turned his head and pulled down the sunglasses that blocked half of his face, revealing his red right eye, looking at this fairy friend with an innocent face: "Don't you want a discount?"

"Hit! [-]% off! Must hit!"

If you don't know how much it will cost to send to the hospital, Ri Youshen gritted his teeth and gave the new customer a discount.

The new River God, who successfully saved six yuan, took his immortal work certificate and Tianting salary card with satisfaction and walked out of the store. Before leaving, he added the contact information of Riyou God.

In the future, they can contact them directly by phone for matters related to the West District, so they don't have to go here every time.

With a clean head and a clean head, Lord Heshen, wearing sunglasses, went around the West District for a few more laps, and only returned home when the sun was about to set in the afternoon.

On the way home, I didn’t forget to bring some fast food and plasticine for the key store. .

The doorbell of the small foreign building was rang four times and rang eight times. The owner of the house was so annoyed that he finally condescended to open the door.

The door opened, and he looked at the young man standing outside the door who smelled of meat, his eyes lingered on the huge sunglasses of the other party for a second, and he silently moved away to signal him to roll in by himself.

"I saw a shop selling pork knuckle rice in the alley. It is said to be very delicious, so I bought one for you, let's have dinner together."

The new River God held two servings of pork knuckle rice in his hand, closed the courtyard door and followed to the living room.

As he walked, he also took out the box of plasticine.

"I also found a shop that distributes keys. The boss said that he can make keys with plasticine on both sides. Where do you keep your door keys? I want to use them."

The 虺 who was walking ahead was getting faster and faster, just wanting to quickly get rid of this talkative and annoying river god.

From the bottom of my heart, I thought about going out for a morning run, how could I not be dumbed down by the non-human beings outside? Those who didn't know thought that the old man in Luzhai had given birth to a starling.

Noisy.

The advancing figure was quickly grabbed by the sleeve by a hand.

He turned his head murderously and looked at the palm that was holding him back, planning to let Luzhai in the Crystal Palace of the Yellow River kill his son before the Nine-Tail Killing God tool was made.

The young man wearing huge sunglasses pulled down the huge sunglasses on his face with the other hand, exposing the red right eye, "Don't you want to eat pig's feet rice?"

The face that was as clear as Xiaoyue was staring at him with red eyes at this moment.

He seemed to see the idiot scholar who rushed to the beach to return the gift thousands of years ago with two eggs in his hand on a rainy day.

It was because he threw two fish to him, and since then he ran to the seaside without incident, and gave him eggs that he didn't like to eat again and again.

He said that there should be reciprocity, but in the end, only a handful of ashes remained. .

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Note 1: 虺 turns into Jiao in 500 years, Jiao turns into Dragon in 500 years, Dragon turns into Horned Dragon in [-] years, and Yinglong in [-] years. "From the book "Shu Yi Ji" in the Southern Dynasties.