The daily life of the river god

"Well done." Without the presence of humans, Lu Wenren opened the entire suitcase bluntly, revealing the large octopus lying in the red box.

It's really big, a head occupies half of the box, and the other half is full of dense octopus claws.

Two light bulb-like eyes looked straight at Lu Wenren standing beside the box through the street lamp.

Zhang Yu sat up from the box, moved his claws that had been bent for too long, and turned his big and round head 360 degrees to look around.

"This is where your river gods live? There is no water, no clams, pearls and conchs to make a bed." Zhang Yu somewhat regretted his decision to go ashore.

"There will be water and beds. You should register first, and also explain why you are here in Zengcheng West District, and how long you intend to live in the West District."

Lu Wenren opened his backpack and quickly found the registration book.

Register this 219-year-old Zhang Yuyao.

"So you live in the West Sea, and you just transformed into a human body last month, just when the big waves on the sea rolled you to the shore, you just wanted to go ashore for a while before going home?"

"Well, can't it?" Zhang Yu went ashore for the first time, and he didn't know what the rules of the world were.

"Okay, show me your human body first." Lu Wenren took out his River God seal, and motioned for the other party to come out of the box and show him his human body.

Zhang Yu, who was lying on the red suitcase, stood up on the spot, supporting his body with his eight paws. He became taller and taller, and finally he was taller than the gate of the zoo. Grow human-like eyes, nose, mouth, and ears.

From the neck down, there are eight slender and straight legs.

No waist.

no hands.

There are three organs in the whole body.

Head, neck, eight legs.

Zhang Yu strode on his eight legs and walked around in front of Lu Wenren a few times in a windy walk, so that the other party could see his appearance clearly.

"How, is the human body I cultivated perfect? ​​I have observed those humans sitting on boats in the sea. They usually only have four legs, and they walk wobbly. After eight legs like me, no matter how they run It won't shake around at all."

It is true that it will not shake casually. After all, normal people will faint when they see the picture in front of them.

Lord River God closed his eyes, raised his wrist and waved it: "You should lower your height first."

This non-human not only has eight legs, but also eight legs that are taller than the gate of the zoo.

Let Lu Wenren, who was standing in the middle of the road, follow him, as if standing next to this guy's calf.

Glad again that there are no humans in the zoo.

"At this height, the field of vision is very good, can it remain unchanged?" Zhang Yu stood at a height of more than three meters, and he could see very far away with a glance with that head. Overlord status.

"No." Lord River God refused without hesitation.

Zhang Yu had no choice but to change back to his original appearance, his height suddenly dropped from 0.5 meters to [-], and those eight legs became eight long claws again.

"Extend your hand, and I'll give you a stamp. You will live here from now on. There are a few things that non-humans living in the West District must abide by. The first thing is not to eat and hurt people."

Lu Wenren stamped the river god seal on his paws, and then took him to visit the zoo. After the street lights around were turned on, it was very quiet.

Ruan Qianyuan and his wife just came out of the dormitory and were about to find out where the switch of the water room was. When they went downstairs, they saw the sidewalk of the zoo.

Two tall and one low figures were walking slowly.

The strange figure at the bottom of it noticed their gaze immediately, turned its head and stared at the human standing on the steps with those light bulb eyes.

Zhang Yu looked at the two straight figures standing, focusing on their hairy heads and four legs.

"Do you have to transform into this to be a human?"

During the walk just now, he already knew that just being able to change his head is not a human being.

Lu Wenren also looked in that direction and saw the couple standing there awkwardly, wanting to pretend they didn't exist, but unfortunately they were standing under a streetlight.

Bright like a guidepost.

"Yes, you can leave here only after you become like that one day, but you don't have to worry that this place is not enough for you to move your body, you can go anywhere in the entire zoo."

"Forget it, I'd better practice here for a few more days."

Zhang Yu didn't expect that there would be many troubles after going ashore. When he walked around to the crocodile pond, he saw two crocodiles, one big and one small, lying on their backs in the two pools below.

When one of them saw them, he did sit-ups and turned into a human body.

Bai Er stepped onto the shore on the body of the same kind, and looked up at the giant octopus standing on the shore.

"Is this... for me to eat?"

As soon as the words came out, Zhang Yu, who was standing on the shore, turned black, and his eight claws slapped on the ground, staring at the crocodile demon in front of him: "You are delusional, if you want to eat, I will eat you!"

The eyes of the two monsters looking at each other were immediately filled with flames of war.

"Cannibalism is not allowed here, nor is it allowed to eat the same kind. This is Baier's living in this pool. From now on, you must live in peace in the zoo." Lord Heshen squeezed between these two, took out his notebook expressionlessly, and wrote Rewrite the dos and don'ts of the zoo on paper.

It seems that he will go to the Riyoushen again tomorrow, and he will erect several signs in the zoo to remind many non-human beings.

If you want to live here for a long time, what kind of rules must you abide by.

"Hmph!" Bai Er's face flicked, and he got into the water again.

"Hmph!" Zhang Yu raised his two paws and made a gesture of akimbo, equally disdainful.

Lu Wenren didn't care about the relationship between them, but before leaving, he pointed to the marks of the river god they each had, and reminded the two of them: "Don't fight, don't eat people, otherwise even if you run back to your hometown, I will kill you in an instant. find you."

The two non-human beings looked at the seal of the river god that they had easily agreed to make, and felt as if they had been cheated.

Lord Heshen settled them down and came out of the zoo with 虺. Before leaving, he sent a text message to the security guard, reminding them not to be surprised to see more animals and people in the zoo tomorrow.

After finishing the last thing, Lu Wenren had time to look at the non-human who had been walking beside him silently.

On the path from the zoo, there is a street lamp every 50 meters. There are still thousands of meters away from the main road, and the sound of frogs can be heard in the quiet surroundings.

"Hey, why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

The non-human put his hands in his pockets and replied without hesitation: "When your subordinates can't even wear sunglasses?"

Lu Wenren shook his head, he just thought the night here was very beautiful, and wanted to gossip with this taciturn non-human: "I'm just curious, if you don't want to, you don't have to say it."

"It's okay to tell you, give your... ding dong!" Before he finished speaking, the phone in Lu Wenren's pocket rang.

Master Heshen took out his mobile phone and found that it was a text message sent to him by Ye Youshen.

With 1000 yuan as a reward, Day and Night Youshen started to do things quickly, which helped him find out the news about 虺.

Ye Youshen: "I only got a little bit of information. That scorpion slaughtered all the mortals in Zengcheng for one person three thousand and twenty-six years ago, so he was punished."

Master Heshen, who was holding the mobile phone, stood there dumbfounded.

After walking a few steps without hearing any movement, the non-human also stopped and turned to look at the little dragon, then walked slowly while the other party was in a daze, and looked down at the mobile phone page in his hand with the screen on .

The text message of Ye Youshen was clearly displayed on it.

It can be seen clearly through sunglasses.

"Tch." The non-human sneered, raised his head expressionlessly, took off the sunglasses on his face, and stared at the little dragon in front of him with those calm eyes: "To answer your question just now, you don't need to wear sunglasses." See mortals again."

Behind the sunglasses, he keeps his eyes closed all year round.

Lord Heshen, who had only been ashore for a month, silently turned off the screen of his phone, put it back into his pocket, and raised his head pretending to be nonchalant: "So you don't like mortals."

"Yes." The non-human sighed a long breath, and continued to walk forward: "It's a very annoying kind."

Lu Wenren walked beside him and looked at the straight road ahead, wondering what kind of person would allow a god to commit such a crime?

He really wanted to ask, but even though he didn't wear sunglasses anymore, his face didn't look good.

Therefore, Lord River God decided to keep this question and ask someone else.

At night, in the bathroom on the second floor of the Xiaoyang Building, the little Jiaolong lying in the bathtub with his tail up, holding a mobile phone in his hand to send messages to the retired uncle.

Sanbaizi: "Father, if it were you, under what circumstances would you massacre cities and kill people?"

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, the retired uncle still didn't sleep and returned to his son in seconds: "Is your father out of his mind? Or are you out of his mind? It's only been a month since you took office and you're going to slaughter the city. Next month, are you going to hit the Nantianmen to become a man?" Jade Emperor?"

Lu Wenren was very dissatisfied with this gag answer, frowned and pressed the virtual keyboard to reply to the other party: "Don't make trouble, I'll tell you the business. I didn't slaughter the city, I just asked you. If it was you, would you Are you going to massacre the city alone?"

Retired Uncle: "Your father is not that impulsive person. If something like this really happened, it is better to ask the person directly, rather than torture your father here."

After seeing the answer, the third son of Heshen's family deleted this uncle without hesitation, chose another person and continued to ask, "Who is that person?"

In the Chunhua barber shop, Ye Youshen, who bought a supper with a huge sum of 300 yuan, heard the phone ringing, leaned over to look at the content of the pop-up text message, gnawed on the neck of the duck, and poked the screen with a clean finger cot : "That's another price."

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