The daily life of the river god

Wen Guofu sent the address, and the Lord River God standing at the door of the living room looked at the two non-human beings in the room again, and raised his voice: "A suitcase floated by the river, it may be a new non-human, who of you will follow?" Shall I go to the scene?"

The non-human who was sleeping on the sofa with his eyes closed sat up on the spot, his shoulder-length silver hair drew a neat arc in the air: "I'll go with you."

Huang Beer, who eats melons, also threw down the watermelon, and quickly ran to the door to help Lu Wenren put on his backpack, "I! I! I! How can I be there without me to receive the new humans!"

When I came back, I was alone, and when I went out, it became three people walking together.

Lu Wenren changed his clothes, added a light yellow hooded jacket and went straight to the scene with two non-human beings.

When we arrived at the riverside that Wen Guofu mentioned, there were already many spectators around. Although they were all separated by a cordon, they couldn't control the pedestrians passing by the bridge after work.

Many off-duty people passed by above, and couldn't help but look under the bridge, discussing the case below in a hurry.

When Lu Wenren brought people to the scene, Wen Guofu was the first to see him, and quickly waved from a distance: "Here, here!"

Everyone at the scene saw a goose-yellow figure with an overly young face, and two bodyguards, one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, walked directly across the cordon and walked into the scene.

"Master River God, the box is here. We tried to open the box several times, but every time the zipper was opened, it was closed by the contents inside. We also thought about moving it out, but the weight of this box is very abnormal, so please Come and help us open a box."

Wen Guofu led him to the red suitcase.

The people under the bridge and on the bridge held their breath, wanting to know who this young man was, and why he was asked to come over to handle this kind of case.

Lu Wenren walked up to the red suitcase, raised his foot and kicked the suitcase twice, "Live?"

The creature lying in the box hammered the box on the spot to show its presence.

After confirming that it was the living River God, he squatted down to open the zipper.

"Gloves, gloves, my lord, put the gloves on first." Wen Guofu quickly took off his gloves and handed them over.

Lu Wenren had no choice but to put on gloves before opening the box. The person holding the zipper and pulling down quickly felt the inner force against him opening the box.

Lord River God has never been the kind of character who is used to others, let go of his hand and called for yellow beer. "You come with yellow beer."

"Hey! My lord, what do you want me to do? Shall I open the box?" Huang Beer jolted over, squatting on the ground to open the box.

"No, you pick up a stone and stand next to it, as long as it prevents me from opening the box, you can hammer it down with the stone." The person who has only been one month old directly performed a ruthless performance to everyone present.

After finishing speaking, he also took the initiative to choose a big and thick stone for Huang Beer, and handed it into the palm of the other party, "Hold it firmly, and hit it whenever he moves."

Not used to the bad habits of non-human beings.

After talking about this, the scene was quiet. Wen Guofu coughed secretly and looked around, "All right, all of you, spread out."

This time, Lu Wenren pulled the box open without any hindrance, and when it reached a length of [-] centimeters, a big black eyeball was revealed, stuck in the gap of the zipper, looking at the squatting people outside the box.

Lord River God saw the vigilant eyeball of the other party clearly, and knew that it was a non-human, that's right, he stopped opening the box, and beckoned Wen Guofu to come over: "That's right, it's a non-human, but I don't know What he hides in the box is the real body or half-human half-beast, send him to my zoo first, so don't scare others."

After confirming the identity of the suitcase, Wen Guofu let go of his heart, got up and asked someone to call a small crane to lift the suitcase away.

After explaining the whereabouts of the non-human beings, Lu Wenren looked down at the owner of the black eyes again, "I haven't introduced myself yet, I am the new river god Lu Wenren in the West District, you have officially entered my territory now, and now I will arrange a residence for you , we’ll talk about it when we get there.”

After speaking, Lu Wenren closed the box again.

Huang Beer held up the stone, and was a little dissatisfied when he saw the matter ended like this: "Why doesn't he resist, at least let me hit it once!"

It was the first time that he had someone to back him up, and he dared to hit someone's head with a stone openly, but didn't give him a chance, what a pity.

Lu Wenren, who had already stood up, patted the dust on his palms, and twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard his muttering: "Huang Beer, do you want to continue working in the roast chicken factory, or follow me?"

"My lord has let me live in a small western-style building. Of course I'm following your lord. I'm tired of staying in that chicken factory."

Of all the breeds of chickens in it, at least a hundred of each of them were stolen by him, and he has long since felt boring about that place.

"Okay, I'll take you to the new workplace in a while, and you will help me manage that place in the future."

Lu Wenren wanted to stuff yellow beer into the zoo, but it was not very possible for the human couple to manage the entire zoo, adding a yellow beer would probably do the trick.

Anyway, this weasel spirit always talks to people and talks to the devil.

"I don't think you care about the salary, so I won't pay you. How about I consider giving you a drop of medicine when you are done?"

"Boom!" The stone in Huang Beer's hand fell to the ground, and the weasel spirit who had lived for hundreds of years stared blankly at the man with divine light in front of him, "As long as I work hard, I'll take that thing Give me?"

In his expectant and unbelievable eyes, Lu Wenren nodded, and his tone was quite calm: "The premise is that you work hard and don't be lazy, and you are not allowed to think about how to harm me with those non-human beings behind your back. I will reward you."

Without the words, Huang Beer rushed over and hugged him. Consider me, I'm actually quite reliable!"

"Don't think about it, he's unreliable." A figure came over, tore off the person attached to Lu Wenren's body and threw it aside, interrupting his dream without hesitation.

"Why am I so unreliable! I..." The yellow beer who was thrown over wanted to retort angrily, but facing the sunglasses face of Shang Hui, he swallowed the words back on his lips.

Well, this guy is neither good nor bad, so don't make trouble here.

The three of them, together with the crane, were taken to the zoo, which was only one bus stop away from Yuqing Palace.

When a few people arrived, Lu Wenren saw two people squatting at the gate of the zoo, standing up from the ground helplessly after being illuminated by the light.

It was Ruan Qianyuan and his wife. They thought they would come here to work tomorrow, and they didn't need to spend money to stay in a hotel tonight. They just had to wait at the door for one night.

It's just that I didn't expect that when it got dark like this, the owner of the zoo would come here, even bringing such a big crane.

Lu Wenren jumped out of the car, walked up to them, looked at the luggage bags at their feet, and frowned: "Nowhere to go?"

Ruan Qianyuan quickly waved his hand: "No, we just don't know what time to go to work tomorrow, so we thought to come here first and wait, we will leave in a while, in a while."

Occupying someone else's place to spend the night, but the boss will find out, the couple lowered their heads and quickly picked up the luggage bag on the ground, planning to change to another place for another night.

"Go in, I just sent another animal here, and I forgot to tell you before that this job requires you to live in the zoo, and there will be staff dormitories for you to live in, but there are daily necessities and daily meals. You need to solve it yourself, no problem?" Lu Wenren asked them as he opened the door.

The only security guard in the zoo closed the door and got off work after he left early in the afternoon, which was included in the information given to him by Ri Youshen.

The two people who were about to leave with their luggage couldn't hold back the corners of their mouths when they heard that this job had a place to live.

"Your Excellency is so kind, I don't know if these two are liars." Huang Beer sat in the car, crossed his legs and listened to the conversation below, then whispered to Xun.

Hei, who was also wearing sunglasses in the dark outside, calmly reminded him, "You are going to live in the zoo soon, so keep an eye on this couple. If they have bad thoughts about Lu Wenren, you should report them in time. You will go one step further when you get the liquid medicine."

"Yes! You are right!"

Huang Beer reacted immediately, jumped out of the car, jumped in front of the human couple three times, and opened his mouth to reveal a mouthful of big yellow teeth: "Hi, welcome to the zoo, I am your manager."

The husband and wife looked at him and then at Lu Wenren.

Lu Wenren nodded: "His name is Huang Beer, and he will live with you in the zoo in the future. If you have anything to do, you can ask him to deal with it first. If he deliberately ignores you or is harsh on you, you can call me directly and tell me."

"Hey, what are you talking about, my lord? How could I treat them badly? Hehehe, am I such a nice person, right? Where is the dormitory? I'll take you there first."

Huang Beer enthusiastically dragged the couple to find the location of the dormitory. After Lu Wenren pushed all the gates of the zoo open, he motioned for the crane to come in.

After the opponent threw the red suitcase on the ground, the octopus lying in the suitcase struggled and turned over.

Everyone saw that after the box on the ground was laid flat, they automatically began to straighten up, stood upright, changed their posture, and lay down again.

The little brother driving the crane looked frightened: "It... moved?"

I heard that Wen Guofu cooperated with a special department, and everyone in the police station who knew the news seemed to know what a special department it was.

However, seeing with my own eyes the picture of a suitcase still moving after being soaked in water for several hours and then being placed on a crane all the way, still scared the newcomers who had just worked for a year.

"You go." Sitting in the co-pilot, wearing sunglasses, he said expressionlessly: "Go back and tell Wen Guofu that the matter is settled. He doesn't need to send anyone over."

The crane brother drove away from the scene with cold sweat on his forehead. As soon as Lu Wenren opened the suitcase, he heard the movement of the crane leaving behind him, and the surroundings became dark again. He looked up at the non-human coming in from the door: "Huh? Why did that man leave?"

"He is a mortal, timid and afraid that our place is a supernatural scene, so I let him go first."

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