The daily life of the river god

After Huang Beer changed his clothes and shoes, the three of them came out of the small mansion.

Lu Wenren took them to the first rice noodle shop on the side of the alley, and treated them to a bowl of char siew rice noodles.

While waiting for the rice noodles, Lu Wenren opened the surveillance screenshot that Wen Guofu had sent him, and handed it to Huang Beer: "Do you know this person?"

Huang Beer looked at Poseidon's blond hair that could be recognized from 100 meters away, and nodded cautiously: "Yes, he is Poseidon! He is the one who encouraged me to fight you, my lord."

"Poseidon?" Lu Wenren was a little surprised when he heard this name that he had heard all the time in the past few days: "This person was struck by my lightning that day and he is still alive. What kind of monster is he in human body?"

"My lord, this guy is not a monster, he is also a fairy." Huang Beer has a fairly good understanding of the non-human beings in the West District.

Especially this Poseidon, who eats too much all day long and doesn't go to work, boasting that he is a sea god every day.

"Sea God?" Lu Wenren heard for the first time that there are other gods in the West District, and immediately pushed the non-human who was once a god with his elbow.

"Ordinary people will only call us the Sea Dragon King, whoever manages a river like you will be called the River God." The non-human who has changed from a regular worker in the Heavenly Court to an abandoned person in the Heavenly Court mocked his face.

Lord River God turned his head and pretended not to see his disgusted expression, and asked Huang Beer, "Go on, how much do you know about that Poseidon fairy?"

Huang Beer's gaze wandered between these two people for a while, then fixed on Lu Wenren's face, and honestly taught him what he knew.

"That Poseidon is a foreign god, not from our system. It is said that he has a very terrible opponent in other countries. He can't beat the opponent, so he has to come to our country to spend his old age." Huang Beer explained everything he knew. up.

"Handsome guy step aside, three bowls of char siu rice noodles, there is chili sauce on the table and you can add it yourself." The owner of the rice noodle shop came over with three bowls of rice noodles, interrupting the conversation between the three people.

Lu Wenren looked at the white and fat rice noodles in the bowl, and picked up the disposable chopsticks: "Eat first, after the meal, Huang Beer, take me to Poseidon's residence. This person was not killed by lightning. He was still old yesterday." It made trouble in the No. [-] Hospital in the city."

Hearing that Poseidon was not dead, Huang Beer was also very surprised. After devouring the rice noodles, he stood beside him and waited for Lu Wenren and the two of them.

After breakfast, the three of them followed Huang Pi to the second alley. When they arrived at house number 32, Lu Wenren held him and stood at the door of No. 31 next door, and then raised his hand to signal Huang Pi to go to the next door and knock on the door first.

Huang Beer Station knocked on the door of Poseidon's house, but no one responded after three seconds.

"Poseidon, are you at home? I'm Huang Beer." After Huang Beer yelled, he knocked on the door again, this time after a few seconds, there was the sound of a heavy object hitting the room.

At the same time, Poseidon's voice came: "The key is in the flower pot at the door, open the door and come in."

Hearing that answer, Huang Beer bent down and took out a key from under the pot of cactus at the door. The weasel spirit holding the key looked at the two standing at the door of the other house, and asked silently, "What should we do next?"

Lu Wenren went directly to get the key and opened the door.

In the small room with one bedroom and one living room with no lights turned on, the blackout curtains were half drawn. In the dim darkness, Lord River God saw a blond and white figure lying on the dilapidated sofa in the center of the living room.

After hearing the sound of the door opening, the other party feebly grabbed the remote control in his hand and patted the coffee table, his voice hoarse: "Huang Beer, go buy me a bucket of water and come back."

Lu Wenren ignored him, and looked around the room where the end could be seen at a glance.

Soon, I had a basic understanding of this foreign god who dared to hit him with a baseball bat.

Poseidon has a poor family and doesn't like to be clean. Listening to his attitude of asking Yellow Beer to buy water, he has a bad temper.

Poseidon, who was lying on the sofa and could only move his arms, could only hear the sound of someone coming in, and then the sound of that person walking back and forth behind his head.

After escaping from the hospital window last night, Poseidon’s body became stiff again due to lack of water for too long. When he fell on the road, he forcibly dragged a child in a student’s school uniform. Carry it back to the lair.

Lying on the sofa, the three students helped him close the door of the room thoughtfully before leaving. Poseidon couldn't maintain his body as soon as they left, and turned into a statue and lay on the sofa overnight before regaining some strength.

Not long after he woke up, he found that he was completely stiff from foot to head and could not move at all.

Huang Beer knocked on the door outside, and in order to respond to the other party's small gesture, it took him a lot of effort.

"Yellow Beer? Aren't you Yellow Beer?" Poseidon couldn't move his head, so he could only desperately move his eyeballs to the left, trying to see what the person entering the house looked like through that small peripheral vision.

Lu Wenren checked the entire room, and after confirming that there were no dangerous objects, he stepped over the inverted bucket on the ground, walked around the sofa and walked to the sea god.

"Poseidon, I haven't introduced myself to you yet. I'm the new river god Lu Wenren in the west district. Do you still remember me?"

At the entrance of the alley that day, Lu Wenren didn't see who hit him at all. When he covered his head, Poseidon had been chopped into black carbon by his brothers' restraint.

Seeing this face on the sofa now, Lu Wen knew what Huang Bee meant when he said that the other party was a foreign god.

The man really looked nothing like them.

Poseidon, who was lying immobile, gasped when he saw Lu Wenren's face, quickly closed his eyes and gave up struggling, letting his whole body be cast.

In just a few seconds, Lu Wenren saw that the big living person lying on the sofa turned into a large snow-white human statue.

And this statue is vaguely familiar.

The familiar sight made Master Heshen involuntarily look at the non-human at the door, "Xu, the first time I went to Xiaoyanglou, did the two large human statues in your living room disappear?"

One of the statues seems to be more than a little similar to the sea god on the sofa.

Huang Beer, who was also standing at the door, pricked up his ears when he heard this, and stared at Xi's face wearing sunglasses, wanting to see how the other party lied.

That day many non-human beings were discussing things in the small mansion, and Poseidon and Maria didn't escape in time, so they could only be turned into statues. Huang Beer has also heard about it.

I saw the non-human who was looking at the two of them questioningly, with an innocent face full of confusion: "Is it gone? No wonder I always feel that the living room seems a bit empty these days."

Lu Wenren didn't mind if he didn't remember, and turned around to look at Poseidon lying on the sofa.

The statue is very realistic, Lu Wenren even reached out and tugged at the other person's clothes, the soft fabric looked like real fabric, but when he touched it with his fingers, he found that it had been glued to Poseidon's body .

"Huang Beer, come here."

Lu Wenren picked up a pair of unopened disposable chopsticks on the table, walked around the sofa and poked Poseidon's calf, thigh, stomach, arm and head respectively.

The whole body of this person was hard, completely turned into a plaster statue.

I don't know what kind of spell it is, or if it is a special ability of their foreign gods, which can turn a living person into this.

Huang Beer came from the door, saw Poseidon lying on the sofa at a close distance, and saw that the other party's face was pale, and his whole body was as stiff as plaster, and he was in a daze: "Lord River God, what's wrong with him? "

"He pretended to be dead, you go find a trolley, and we will push him out from here. Since he likes to pretend to be a statue, we will send him to the museum. And people will monitor him 24 hours a day. Now Don’t human beings like to play that kind of live broadcast? I will broadcast live broadcast for him 24 hours a day, and I want to see how he can transform and escape.”

Lu Wenren's move was too ruthless.

Poseidon, who was pretending to be dead, couldn't help but come back to life again, and looked at the new river god holding up his chopsticks resentfully, "If you want to kill me, hurry up, don't think of using this method to torture me!"

Lu Wenren gave him a blank look: "Who said I was going to kill you? I have been here in the West District for so long, have you ever seen me kill any non-human?"

"Maria and Nine-Tails are both missing. Who in the entire Western Region doesn't know that you locked them up in the Yuqing Palace, made them do heavy work every day, and were beaten by those old Taoist priests without enough food or clothing." Poseidon whispered Mutter.

A piece of paper chat record group information was held up in front of Poseidon's eyes. Lu Wenren lowered his eyes and looked at the immobile foreign god on the sofa: "If you are not blind and can read, the chat pictures in this chat You should know everyone, and this god can remind you.

The person who established a group soon after your death and is going to join forces with other non-humans to attack the god, is the nine-tailed heel you mentioned in Yuqing Yuyan Palace who was not fed enough to wear clothes every day and was beaten by an old Taoist priest Maria. "

Poseidon looked at the content on that piece of paper, his face turned from white to blue to red, and finally became black.

Lu Wenren put away the information, "Okay, don't pretend to be dead, get up and go out with me to the next family. Today, the task of my god is to visit all non-human families. You have misunderstood me too much. Only in this way can you understand me. "

Lying on the sofa, Poseidon's face was blackened, and he looked away uncomfortably, "I didn't pretend to be dead, I really can't move."

Lord River God looked him up and down, then poked the hard plaster on his body with his chopsticks: "Did you fall into the plaster pool?"

At first I thought it was his fairy spell, but now it looks like he really fell into the plaster pool.

"I was struck by your lightning, and I was crippled." Mentioning this incident, Poseidon was filled with regret!

This new river god has a childish and clean appearance. He has been in the West District for a few days, except to stay in the small mansion of the scorpion, no matter whether it is to capture Jiuwei or Maria.

I didn't see any real ability in him. I thought that one stick could kill him, but who knew that there would be such a terrible existence on this guy.

The scene of being struck by lightning that day still makes Poseidon feel numb and uncomfortable in his sleep.

Lu Wenren raised his eyebrows, looking at the other party with a look of indifference, he must not have been hit too badly by him: "How to cure it?"

"Give me some water."

"Huang Beer, go out and buy a bucket of water and come back."

Lu Wenren went to ask Huang Beer to buy water.

When the people came back with the water, Poseidon asked them to help pour the water on him. Lu Wenren beside the sofa watched the people who had been lying unable to move after the water poured on him disappeared. Can sit up.

"Not enough, I'm still short of water, too little water and I can't walk out of this door."

This little water was only enough for him to sit up and become stiff again.

Lu Wenren also noticed that this foreign fairy has no skills, but he has a relatively large demand for water.

He directly called Xia Bing and asked him to come over and do a favor by moving this immortal who couldn't move his lower limbs to Yuqing Palace first.

After he has successfully investigated other non-human beings, he will go to Yuqing Palace to deal with him.

Xia Bing hung up the phone and ran to the room of the head teacher of Yuqing Palace.

"Master, the Lord River God asked us if there is any place with a lot of water in our Taoist temple. He said that there is a non-human being in his place who likes water very much and can absorb water. Let us settle him down first and wait a few days. Pick up people again."

The head teacher of the Yuqing Palace, sitting in front of Sanqing, playing with his mobile phone and watching videos.

Hearing Xia Bing ask if there is a place with a lot of water in the Taoist temple, he thought for a few seconds before saying, "Did the lord ever say how much water can be absorbed by the non-human in his hand?"

"I'll make a call to ask." Xia Bing used his mobile phone to call Lu Wenren on the spot.

In the second alley, after receiving the call, Lu Wenren also asked the foreign god sitting on the sofa: "How much water do you need?"

As soon as Poseidon heard this, he said without hesitation: "Just the river outside the door, give me ten more rivers! I will be back to normal!"

This metaphor made the Lord River God narrow his eyes: "Did you absorb the water that was just filled in the river that day?"

"Yes, I almost died that day. Fortunately, there is a lot of water in that river."

Poseidon, who knew nothing, answered easily.

Very good, besides beating him, he also destroyed the hospital equipment, and now he destroyed his fry, Lu Wenren silently wrote down a small notebook for him in his heart.

I'm going to let him know the consequences of doing these things after he has recovered his body.

Then he picked up the phone and said to Xia Bing who was waiting on the other end: "As long as there is excess water, he can absorb it without leaving a single drop."

Xia Bing held the phone and explained to the head teacher on the ground: "My lord said that no matter how much water there is, non-human beings can absorb it completely."

The head teacher of Yuqing Palace handed over his mobile phone in satisfaction. It was the picture he was watching when he was watching the video just now. The heavy rain in a city in a certain area overnight has caused a lot of local losses. The heavy rain in front of the picture has caused the ground water to reach Adult thigh height.

"Look, how about sending this non-human to this place?"

Xia Bing approached the teacher's mobile phone, looked at the big water in the screen, and his eyes lit up: "The teacher is right! Sending this non-human to this kind of place will definitely play the greatest role!"

In order not to waste time, Xia Bing immediately went to the kitchen of Yuqing Palace, borrowed from the chef in charge of the Wuling small train used to buy vegetables and goods in the Taoist temple, and rushed towards the old stone bridge.

At No. 32, Old Stone Bridge [-]nd Lane, Lu Wenren took out his River God Seal, and stamped a seal on the back of the hand of this immortal whose limbs were stiff and unable to move.

"This is my River God Seal. From now on, you are a legal non-human in the West District. No matter where you are, I can find you at any time, so don't run away if you have nothing to do. Do you understand?" Lu Wenren put away himself seal, and asked the person on the sofa if he understood.

"Then, can you help me with my illegal entry?" Poseidon's biggest trouble was that he was stolen from the eastern country.

Every year, this country sends people to the door to conduct visits and identity and occupation investigations, but he can't get them out, and he hasn't got a serious job yet.

Every year, he relies on Kyuubi to cheat and fool him.

But Poseidon is really getting a little tired of living in hiding like this.

"I will help you with this matter, but I will find you a job after the matter is completed. You must promise me to go to work honestly, otherwise I will send you back to your country now."

"It's a deal, you help me with the documents, and I'll go to work obediently!"

Poseidon motioned for him to stretch out his hand, and after using all his strength to restore his right hand to its normal shape, he held that hand.

"Happy cooperation!"

"Happy cooperation." Lu Wenren let go of the grasped palm, and calculated in his heart the losses Poseidon had caused in the past few days, as well as the psychological damage caused to him, the psychological damage to the fry and shrimp in the river.

After a calculation, Poseidon gave him free work for at least three years before he could pay off these debts.

Poseidon, who didn't know anything about it, sat on the sofa and soon waited for Xia Bing who came over after hearing the news.

In order to take away this non-human who controls the water safely, Xia Bing also borrowed three master chefs from the kitchen of Yuqing Palace.

The masters all had broad shoulders and wide bodies. When they heard that someone could control the flood, they rushed over without saying anything.

Sitting on the sofa unable to move, Poseidon saw that the door of his room looked a bit small and exquisite against the backdrop of the three master masters.

Three palms the size of a cattail fan grabbed at him, two raised their feet and one looked up, "Yohei! Yohei!"

He carried him out of the house, and Poseidon always felt that this scene was very similar to the pig killing scene he had watched before.

When passing by Lu Wenren, he couldn't help but double-check: "You really took me to drink water? Didn't you imprison me in Yuqing Palace?"

"You handsome guy, don't worry, we really took you to drink water! And we promise to let you drink until you have enough."

Before Lu Wenren could answer, Xia Bing rushed to answer the other party's question, and watched Poseidon with a smile on the Wuling truck being carried by three master masters. Then he told Lu Wenren that Yuqing Palace planned to treat this non-human being. Things to do.

When Lu Wenren heard that they planned to take Poseidon to other places to deal with the flood, he also nodded repeatedly: "You still have more ways to do it in Yuqing Palace, so you should pay attention to this, let's do it like this."

As soon as the final decision was made, Poseidon was taken to other places to control the water that day.

According to Xia Bing who went with him afterwards, this non-human is the most useful one he has ever seen in the entire West District!

The ability to control the water and the speed also received greetings from everyone in the Yuqing Palace that day.

Suddenly became the most popular non-human in Yuqing Palace.

Afterwards, he was asked by the head teacher if he knew friends who could spit out water, and they could send the absorbed water back to the desert.

In this way, one suction and one discharge, one suction and one discharge, the greening project of the whole earth can be accomplished by these two non-human beings.

It's a pity that Poseidon, who was full of water, lay on the ground with a three-month-old belly, resolutely refusing to admit that he knew such friends and brothers, and made them die.

After killing him, he didn't drink water anymore! .

On the other end, Lu Wenren was holding the list and was going to the next house. On the way, he received a call from Wen Guofu, saying that a few children had been lost in a nearby village. The locals said they were dragged away by water ghosts, and asked him to go and see. It depends.

The work of visiting Lao Shiqiao's non-human beings could only be temporarily suspended, and the three rushed to the village where the accident occurred.

"Yin Family Village, I have been to this place before."

Huang Beer peeked at Lu Wenren's mobile phone page from the corner of his eye, and acted on the spot: "The pheasant meat here is very strong. After making it into air-dried chicken, it can only be sold for 180. I have eaten it once, and it tastes amazing!"

As a weasel spirit, Huang Beer was able to work in the roast chicken factory, partly because of his wit, and partly because of his tongue that has tasted countless chickens. He can tell whether any chicken is good or not just by looking at the chicken feathers. It can be divided.

"What about the water ghost?" Lu Wenren took the opportunity to ask him about the water ghost.

Regarding this, Huang Beer held his chin and thought for a long time before shaking his head: "I've never heard of it. This remote place is almost leaving Zengcheng. It happens to be the most remote location of the viaduct in our west district. There are some children and old people in the village. If If there are water ghosts, they must come to the fishing river or swimming pool in the urban area. It is the easiest place to find a replacement for the dead ghosts, and no water ghosts will be so stupid to stay in an empty village."

There was no news about the water ghost from Huang Beer, so Lu Wenren had to wait until he got there first before inquiring about the news.

There was a bus stop at the entrance of Yinjia Village. The three of them took the long-distance bus first and then transferred to the small bus in the village. After almost an hour of staggering, they finally arrived at that place.

The bus driver put them down, kicked the accelerator and left.

Leaving the three of them standing on the straight road, they looked at the finger-sized houses in the distance.

"My lord, that's Yin's Village over there." Huang Beer pointed to the houses halfway up the mountain, excitedly watching a group of pheasants wandering all over the mountain under the command of the villagers, "Shu Liu...those are mountain chickens, they eat all kinds of chickens. It's pure natural grass and bugs, sir, can we buy two when we leave?"

Yellow Beer is a little hungry.

"Okay, buy three and take them home, you pay for it." Lord Heshen closed his eyes after speaking, and when he opened them again, what he saw in front of him was different from Huang Beer's chickens all over the place.

Mountains have spirits, and spirits give birth to gods. Although the mountain in front of us is not blessed by mountain gods, there are auspicious clouds surrounding the green air upwards. Whether it is human beings or all creatures living here, even water ghosts should be peaceful.

"What do you see?" He, who had been the background board for a long time, couldn't help being curious as he watched him staring at the mountain motionless for a long time.

"I can't see anything." The Lord River God, whose eyes were sore from staring, lowered his head and rubbed his eyes: "I can't see anything wrong with the naked eye. Maybe we will know when we get closer. Let's go up the mountain."

"Jingle bell! Jingle bell!"

The three of them were about to walk forward when a bicycle bell sounded from behind the road, and the three of them who were walking by the side of the road stopped at the same time and looked behind them.

A young man wearing a short white vest and black sweatpants was riding on a bicycle. After catching up with them all the way, he looked at the faces of the three of them for a while and stopped on Lu Wenren's face, grinning and showing his big white teeth: "You are Officer Lu, right? I was the one who made the call to the police, and I heard that the higher-ups would send someone down to check the specific situation, so I came out of my house and waited for you at the bus stop here."

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