The daily life of the river god

Apollo also looked at the water pipe that was no longer flowing, and shook vigorously. The last few drops of crystal clear water fell on Poseidon's head, and the water pipe became quiet again.

"There's really no water."

Poseidon crouched in the bucket and watched the water on his legs decrease little by little, and finally all was absorbed into his body, leaving only an empty small bucket.

"No! I must heal my injury today, let's go out!"

The newly revived Poseidon crawled out of the bucket. When he squatted in the bucket, he looked like a normal person. After crawling out of the bucket, as the water around him decreased, the area below his knees gradually petrified and became like a paste.

From the kitchen to the sofa in the living room, there was only a distance of three meters. Poseidon's knees were all petrified and stiff, unable to move.

"Bobo, come here and help me." Poseidon, unable to move his feet, raised his neck and beckoned his friend to come and help.

Apollo dropped the water pipe and looked at him about to get on the sofa: "Would you like to sit or lie down?"

"There is a massage parlor nearby that has not been cleaned. There is a big pool there, and it costs only 24 yuan for 88 hours. Let's go there and take a bath. You can change my clothes for me." Poseidon was still wearing a belt Dirty clothes covered in dirt.

In this way, he would not be able to enter that massage parlor at all.

Apollo found two clean clothes for him from among the layers of clothes on the back of the sofa chair, helped him take off the dirty clothes on his body, and changed them for him.

A temporary worker from the Water and Electricity Bureau of the West District received a call from his superiors saying that there was a problem with the water pipe at Laoshiqiao in the old city. The temporary worker with a toolbox rushed over according to the address of the water pipe.

When he arrived at the scene, he surveyed the surrounding area first, and there was no sign of water leakage in the surrounding area. He reached out and knocked on the door to ask the residents living here to learn more about the situation.

As soon as the temporary worker knocked on the door, the door that was not closed tightly was pushed open.

Standing outside the door, a temporary worker from the Water and Electricity Bureau with a toolbox on his back watched helplessly as two big men stood in front of the sofa in the living room. One of them was stuck in a plaster cast below his knees, and the other was using scissors to cut off the other's pants.

When the temporary worker saw this scene, his first thought was that people in the old city really knew how to play.

The two men in front of the sofa also noticed his gaze, and the man with his feet in the plaster turned his head to look at him. After noticing the strange eyes of this human being, he quickly explained: "It's not what you think! It's my leg. Can't move first!"

After saying this explanation, the temporary workers looked at them even more strangely.

"Brother, play slowly, I just went to the wrong place, sorry for disturbing you!"

The temporary worker thoughtfully helped them close the door, and then quickly fled the scene, heading straight for the direction of the West District Residential Committee, and dared to call the police station when standing in a place where everything was bright.

"Hello, 110? I want to call the police! I'm an employee of the Water and Electricity Bureau. Today, the water meter at No. 32, the second lane next to the old stone bridge, has been running for a day without stopping. Hundreds of tons of water have been released. I just came to check. When I was in the situation, I found two foreigners in the room, one of whom was casted half-body and could not move. Let's go and see what's going on."

After making the phone call, the temporary worker squatted on the wall of the neighborhood committee with his toolbox in his arms, waiting for the police to come with his ears pricked up.

In the second alley, after watching the door close, Apollo continued to cut his friend's pants with scissors, because his legs had become plaster and fixed to the ground, so he couldn't put on new pants.

"Take that, pretend to be a kilt!" Poseidon pointed to the thin blanket hanging on the back of the sofa chair, and when the other party brought it over, he rolled it up around his waist.

A long T-shirt was casually worn on the upper body, "Okay, you can carry me out again, and I will show you the way. Free food is provided 24 hours over there, so let's go to eat something too."

Apollo bent down, picked up the sea god whose lower body was stiff, and walked out.

Less than 5 minutes after the two left the alley, they heard sirens in the distance.

Poseidon was lying on his friend's back. Hearing this voice, he joked with his friend, "Bobo, did you come here by plane? Did you bring your visa? If you were caught, you would steal it. , we can only stay in the detention center today."

Apollo, who was carrying him forward, looked at the alley in front of him, and vaguely saw a sneaky figure standing in front of them, glanced at them, and then hid: "You came by the regular way, how did you come here?"

"Well... of course it's based on my ability!"

Poseidon smiled cunningly when he mentioned the country in the east that he came to that year.

After he directly became a prototype, he was regarded as a work of art with collection value, and then he was put in a suitcase and taken to the Eastern Kingdom.

After being placed in a private museum, Poseidon turned into a human again and left the museum without anyone noticing.

"Handsome, borrow a fire."

While the two were talking, they walked to the entrance of the alley, and a middle-aged man with a cigarette in his mouth looked at the two of them, focusing on Apollo's strange face, and stretched out his hand to borrow fire from them.

As the sun god, Apollo has been prayed to by countless human beings since ancient times, but after stepping into this eastern country, this is the first time a foreigner has borrowed fire from him.

With the many friends on his shoulders who talked endlessly, he stopped and reached for his pockets.

At this moment, the temporary worker who was hiding in the dark hid aside and saw with his own eyes several policemen rushing up, threw the suspicious foreigner to the ground, and the hostage whose lower body was fixed by plaster on his back fell directly. on the ground.

"Don't move! Put your hands up!"

Hearing this, Apollo subconsciously threw Poseidon on the ground to draw his weapon.

"Not good! Everyone be careful!" Seeing his movements, everyone suspected that he was carrying a weapon, and the atmosphere immediately became serious.

"Wait! Wait!" Poseidon fell to the ground, looked at the picture in front of him in a daze, and tugged Apollo hard, "Don't do anything, there must be some misunderstanding!"

Apollo had already seen one of the onlookers pull out iron handcuffs.Immediately remove Poseidon's hand holding him tightly, and whispered to the other party before fleeing: "I'm afraid the gods here don't welcome me, I'll hide for a few days and then come to you."

After finishing speaking, he miraculously overturned all the surrounding policemen to the ground, and ran away without looking back.

just run away!just run away!

Temporary workers from the Water and Electricity Bureau rushed up, dragged the hostage who was still stunned on the ground, and bravely comforted him: "Don't be afraid, that bad guy has been beaten away! Comrade police will definitely be able to catch him!"

Poseidon raised his head in bewilderment, looked at this enthusiastic human being, and sat on the ground wanting to cry without tears: "That's my brother! Why are you arresting him! He entered the country legally!"

When the temporary worker heard this, he was also stunned. He looked up at the back of the person who was going away, and asked him in a daze, "Then why is he running?"

"..." Poseidon couldn't answer this question.

If he told the original words of Apollo, the people present would probably turn him over to the police station on the spot. He is still a god who stole and rescued. Maria always pretended to be a fool and escaped misfortune. Want to sell miserably?

On the same day, the West District Police Station took in the crying foreigner with his feet fixed in plaster casts. The foreigner babbled nonsense and pretended not to understand Mandarin. After being sent to the hospital, he squatted in the bathroom and put cold water on it for an hour. In the end, he was directly tied up by the staff and escorted to the psychiatric department.

No one knows how Poseidon escaped from the hospital. Lu Wenren only knows that he received a call from Wen Guofu early in the morning, saying that there was a special non-human in the West District. The staff escaped by jumping out of the window during shift change.

Among them was an accomplice who also injured the policeman during the arrest in the middle of the night and fled the scene directly. It is very likely that he will return to the West District in the near future. I hope he can deal with this matter as soon as possible.

Lu Wenren, who received the call at eight o'clock in the morning, sat on the two-meter bed with dazed eyes. After hanging up the phone, he received the surveillance screen from Wen Guofu, and a list of non-human beings provided by the beaver demon.

On that list, Wen Guofu thoughtfully marked the residence and identity registration status of each list, and even posted a personal high-definition ID card picture for those non-human beings who registered their identities.

Lu Wenren glanced at the shrunken picture on the phone screen, fell down again, pulled up the quilt, buried himself in it again, and wanted to continue sleeping.

The non-human who doesn’t need to sleep next door has already woken up and went to buy breakfast spontaneously. Rhubarb squatted in the cardboard box in the garden, watching from the corner of his eye the non-human opened the courtyard door and walked out. His steps were getting farther and farther away. After getting farther and farther away and disappearing completely, Da Huang counted another hundred seconds silently in his heart to make sure that the man hadn't come back for a while, and immediately jumped out of the cardboard box and ran out of the yard.

Outside the courtyard gate, a 1.9-meter figure stood there leisurely. Hearing the movement on the wall, he raised his head and looked at the yellow-brown weasel: "Hey, you came out for a walk so early."

Rhubarb was straddling the wall, looking at the smirking face of the scorpion, his mouth was full of obscenities, "My legs are numb from sleeping, so I jumped up and moved around."

A weasel spirit with long arms stretched its arms and legs directly on the wall, exercising its muscles and bones with real emotion.

The non-human beings under the wall stood there with their hands in their pockets, watching each other's activities leisurely, with mung bean eyes looking around for an escape route.

Rhubarb’s moving hands were exhausted, and when he saw that he was still standing there motionless, he had no chance to run, so he could only turn around and jump back into the yard, squatting in his cardboard box, his mind was full of thoughts How to escape from the surveillance of 虺.

This kind of life of being watched every day is simply a kind of torture.

In the bedroom on the second floor, Lord River God, who had slept for a while, got up and washed slowly, then stood in front of the balcony, opened the window and looked down to see the little weasel spirit squatting in the small garden on the first floor. .

Huang Pizi downstairs also heard the movement above and looked up.

After seeing the face of the river god clearly, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"Speaking of which, this fairy is not bad to me, and the life of the past two days is not too bad."

According to his observation, the Lord River God is very satisfied with his yellow skin, every time he sees him, he has to hug him and stroke his head again and again.

"If I really stayed and hugged his thigh, wouldn't the scorpion not be able to do anything to me?" Big Huang thought of this possibility, covered his short paws and squatted inside the cardboard box, laughing non-stop.

Upstairs, Lu Wenren looked at the eccentric smiling weasel spirit, walked aside, picked up his mobile phone, and opened the non-human information map that Wen Guofu had sent him.

After clicking to download the high-definition big picture, Lu Wenren enlarged the picture and saw that among the 21 non-human beings, there was a weasel spirit who worked in a roast chicken factory. The name marked on the paper, the probe glanced at the little weasel spirit in the garden, and shouted downstairs: "Yellow beer?"

"Here!" The weasel spirit squatting in the cardboard box was full of thoughts about hugging Lu Wenren's thigh, and when he heard his name, he subconsciously straightened his chest and shouted.

Three seconds later, the weasel spirit in the small garden on the first floor slowly raised his head and looked towards the bedroom on the second floor.

There, a figure was waiting for him to hug his thigh, holding the chat group record printed out by Beaver with no expression on his face, and read it to the weasel downstairs.

"Huang Beer has penetrated into the enemy's interior. The River God didn't know that besides Poseidon, there was also Huang Beer who attacked him at night. As long as this guy pretends to be like him, we will have an extra intelligence officer."

After Lu Wenren finished reading this paragraph, he caught a glimpse of the weasel downstairs who had gotten out of the cardboard box and was about to run out of the yard in a hurry.

The person standing on the second floor continued to read calmly, "Huang Beer, he is a warehouse manager of a roast chicken factory and lives at No. 9, Lane [-], Laoshiqiao. If you dare to run out of this door, you will be killed in an hour." I will copy the home, and report to the roast chicken factory that you steal chickens and eat them every day."

Huang Beer, who had already stepped out of the gate with one foot, turned around with a mournful face, and knelt down in the yard with a "plop".

"My lord, I am wronged! I am really a good person!"

He was a little impetuous because of Poseidon's instigation, and he lost his eyes for a moment before he did the behavior of attacking the god with a stick.

Ever since Poseidon was struck to death by hundreds of lightning bolts, even if he borrowed ten guts from him, he dared not draw Lu Wenren's attention anymore.

The immortal on the second floor hooked his lips and sneered: "You are not a human being, you are not a human being? I will settle accounts with you after you lied to me for three days. I will give you a chance to take the blame and make meritorious deeds. Do you want it?"

"Yes, please! My lord, just say it! I agree with everything!" Huang Beer raised his hand and swore to the sky.

"Come in and wait for me."

Lu Wenren went downstairs with the materials, and Huang Beer was already kneeling in the hall downstairs waiting there.

The Lord River God who came down from the stairs saw this scene and waved his hands speechlessly: "Stand up, turn into a human body and talk to me again."

"Hey! I'm going to change!"

Huang Bee transformed into a human body, and threw all his clothes in the grove. After turning into a human body, he could only use his own fur to cover the indescribable position on his body.

He tiptoed towards Lu Wenren.

Lu Wenren was holding the document in his hand, discussing who to start with first.

He was holding the bought steamed stuffed bun egg in his hand, and when he opened the door and came in, he saw a humanoid monster with no clothes on, twisting its tail, rubbing against Lu Wenren's back.

"Snapped!"

Lu Wenren heard the loud noise behind him and looked over in confusion.

Huang Beer fell to the ground, clutching the back of his head and rolling all over the floor: "My lord, be careful! There is a sneak attack!"

On the way of rolling, the place without long hair was exposed. Before Lu Wenren made a statement, he saw the owner of Xiaoyanglou coming over, throwing down the steamed stuffed bun in his hand, directly covering the unsightly part, and the hot steamed stuffed bun was hot for a while. Hold the big head, hold the small head for a while.

虺 stepped over the yellow skin on the ground, and directly pulled another person who didn't know anything aside, away from this eye-scaring scene.

"Don't you want to eat that bun?" Lu Wenren pointed to the bun that was thrown on Huang Beer's body and asked in confusion.

"Don't eat, what are you looking at so engrossed that you didn't even notice such a big living person walking towards you." If he hadn't rushed back, he still doesn't know what this weasel spirit is going to do to him!

No vigilance at all.

"I turned him into a human. The person who beat me with a baseball bat in the alley that day also had his share." Lu Wenren pointed to the information sent by Wen Guofu in his hand, enlarged the details of the yellow beer, and then put the river The chat group records reminded by the raccoon were put together.

Putting the two documents together, we can tell that the non-human weasel spirit in the West District is the one who lives in the small western building and pretends to be honest.

"That's it?" Xun looked down at the weasel spirit who got up from the ground, "Since people caught it, how about just peeling off the skin and hanging it at the door as a deterrent to non-humans in the West District?"

Huang Beer hugged himself tightly, two lines of unwilling tears flowed down his yellow-haired face, "My lord just called me in, he didn't say he wanted to kill me."

"I won't kill you. I just want to ask you to do something for me. It's fine if you partner with someone to beat me up." Lu Wenren handed over the information in his hand and said with a pure smile: "You should have all these lists. Get familiar with it."

Huang Beer saw that they were all old acquaintances.

"You take the information and go out with me. Our task today is to visit many non-human beings in person. I think there are many misunderstandings in the group. I believe that we can solve the misunderstandings after meeting. What do you think?"

What else can Yellow Beer say?Say this whimsical?He was afraid that if he said it, the first traitor next to him would skin him and hang him at the gate of the courtyard again.

"I'll listen to Lord River God, and go wherever Lord says." Huang Beer is very current.

The Lord River God, who has regained another non-human being, is in a good mood, and looks at another non-human being who is his subordinate. One copy. Don’t yell and kill non-human beings in the future, you will be temporary colleagues from today on.”

Two colleagues look at each other.

He escapes and he chases, he is hard to fly.

Lord River God withdrew from the battlefield, changed his shoes, and called the two subordinates: "Let's go, I'll invite you to eat rice noodles. After eating, we will search for non-human beings from the first one."

Huang Beer stood in the living room, looked at the two well-dressed people in front of him, pointed at himself shyly, and said with some embarrassment: "My lord, before you leave, you can borrow one of your clothes for me to wear." up?"

Lu Wenren looked at the picture covered by his fur, and it was really ugly, "Wait for me."

He remembered that there were still two clean clothes in his suitcase. Lu Wenren went upstairs to find the clothes, and threw the two non-human beings downstairs to look at each other.

Taking advantage of the absence of the River God, Huang Beer leaned closer to He, "Boss He, we will all work for the River God in the future, and the thing that hit me just now, can there be no next time?"

He's attitude towards this was to roll up his sleeves before Lu Wenren went downstairs, pinch the back of the weasel's neck, and stroke the top of his head in a friendly way.

"The next time I see you walking around indoors with no clothes on and appearing in front of Lu Wenren, I will scald your fur with boiling water and make it into a chicken blanket, understand?"

The eyes of Huang Beer, whose scalp was patted vigorously until it became bald, were all brightened, and his eyes were full of inexplicable meaning when he looked at Xun: "I understand! Have you taken a fancy to this little dragon? You should have said it earlier, I said earlier that I would not do these useless things. It turns out that you are pretending to surrender, but in fact you want to directly capture the heart of Lord River God. After taking him down, the boss of the West District will still belong to you! Smart! Really smart !"

Compared with the method of the scorpion, a group of non-human beings yelling and killing every day seem vulgar!

"It's good to know, and you are not allowed to approach Lu Wenren without my permission in the future." He didn't care that the other party would get the wrong idea, he just didn't want to see a yellow leather man with no clothes hanging in front of the little Jiaolong in his small western-style building.

"Don't worry! I promise to stay one meter away from Lord River God in the future! You won't be delayed in conquering his heart! I will definitely be the most effective helper between you!" Huang Beer clenched his fists, expressing his loyalty with great excitement.

When Lu Wenren came down with his clothes, he saw that the atmosphere between the two subordinates became warmer, and the expression on the face of Huang Beer didn't seem to dislike Huang Beer so much.

"You change into these clothes."

Lu Wenren handed Huang Beer the clothes in his hand, and asked him to go to the bathroom on the first floor to change.

After he left, Lord River God looked curiously at the other non-human, "What were you talking about just now? Huang Beer doesn't seem to be so afraid of you anymore."

The non-human's explanation for this is: "I didn't say anything, I just let him know that my monthly salary is [-]."

"Hush! Shh!" Hearing the word salary, Lu Wenren immediately hissed, dragged the non-human all the way to the living room door, and after making sure he didn't hear the yellow beer in the kitchen, he carefully reminded the non-human: " Don't tell Huang Beer about this, he made a mistake and lied to me, I was planning to let him work for me for free, the kind that doesn't pay him a penny!"

In the kitchen, Huang Beer, who was changing clothes, caught a glimpse of the two whispering from the corner of his eye, and believed even more that Xun was really attacking the river god.

"What an evil non-human!" Huang Beer sighed and put on his shoes.

These non-human beings only want the life of the river god, but not only the life, but also the heart of others.

No wonder he was the most powerful non-human in the West District. Based on this alone, Huang Beer lost to the opponent.

It's not because of strength, but because of lack of shamelessness.

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