My roommate found out I'm a cat

he?Shen Yanhua never drinks what you people drink.

After the evening self-study of the second quarter, Yu Zhouzhou lay down on the table and yawned, and glanced at the empty seat next to him.

Sun Xiaopang happily turned his head to talk to him, and followed his gaze, grinning and teasing, "How does it feel to be soaked in water?"

Yu Zhou suddenly thought of Shen Yanhua's ruthless words, and suddenly hooked his fingers at Xiaopang, curled his mouth, with a solemn expression, "I have made a very important discovery!"

Even Xiaopang's deskmate Liu Zhuang turned to look at him.

Four beams of piercing eyes stared at him fieryly, and Yu Zhouzhou suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Old Yu, don't be silly. Say it!"

Liu Zhuang slapped the table and kept urging him.

Yu Zhouzhou pursed his lips, faced Sun Xiaopang's round face, and said in a serious tone, "Do you think people like Shen Yanhua would like to drink milk tea?"

A strange voice suddenly broke in, with a hint of frivolity.

"Him? That old stubborn never drinks what you guys drink."

Yu Zhou raised his head alertly, met those long and narrow eyes, and found that it was Jiang Jun who took his umbrella yesterday.

Jiang Jun wears a blue headband on his forehead. His facial features are handsome and flamboyant. His lower lip is full. The short sleeves rolled up to his shoulders just reveal the thick triceps on his arms, which feel bigger than his thighs. thick……

Sliding his gaze down to the hand holding the umbrella, he saw the familiar Koda duck on the umbrella handle, Yu Zhou sniffed, and finally came to return his umbrella.

This little duck is in a series with the stationery box bag on his schoolbag and the Kodak duck on the bed. No matter which one is unique, he will feel pain if he is missing one!

Yu Zhouzhou eagerly took over his umbrella and asked Jiang Yun, "Then what does he like?"

Jiang Yun chuckled, his eyes swept over him recklessly, "Are you asking me?"

Then he took a few more steps in the direction of Yu Zhou, put his arms on the book stand, lowered his head slightly, and approached his upper body very oppressively.

From his angle, he could just see the wolf outlined in ink on the blue hairband, fierce and awe-inspiring.

Yu Zhouzhou's hand holding the umbrella tightened suddenly, his heartstrings suddenly tightened, and he felt an urge to flee immediately.

A voice with a smile suddenly sounded in his ear.

"He likes to eat people."

Liu Dazhuang next to him burst out laughing first.

Yu Zhou's breathing slowly returned to normal, and he loosened his hand and put the umbrella in the drawer, feeling a little funny.

"Brother, your joke is going to be cold to the North Pole."

Jiang Jun shrugged his shoulders, his mouth curled up in a teasing arc, and his dancing was exaggerated, "This is a magic weapon for getting rich, forget it if you don't believe it."

"Forget it, in order to thank you for your heroic deeds last night, I will tell you a secret!"

As he spoke, Jiang Jun hooked his index finger at Yu Zhouzhou, signaling him to put his ears closer, looking very mysterious.

Yu Zhou raised his eyebrows, thinking that this person is so childish!

Mingming's smiling eyes were narrowed, but he stood up resolutely and approached this nagging middle school boy.

Jiang Jun was just teasing the obedient-looking transfer student, but he didn't expect to be so obedient. He stared at Yu Zhou's crooked eyes for a moment, and casually searched his mind for some stories about blood princes that his grandfather had told him. Those little-known hobbies.

For example, someone tricked me into buying a colorful gem at a high price and placed it in the front hall as an offering, but it was later discovered that it was glass and an industrial waste...

I bought several diamonds the size of pigeon eggs and found out they were rhinestones...

At that time, this kind of gossip spread ups and downs at that time, so much so that everyone is still saying that the blood race fell because of this...

Jiang Jun grinned even wider, and his tone was a little cheerful, "Shen Yanhua likes shiny things very much. You can give him some multicolored glass balls!"

Yu Zhou watched Jiang Jun, who was as stupid as a husky, leave with a smile on his face, with a black question mark on his face? ?

Was it the glass ball he was thinking of?

Da Zhuang had already turned his head to continue studying, while Sun Zhi looked at him gossipingly.

"Really! When did you become so familiar with our school bully?"

Yu Zhouzhou sat down on the bench, unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle and took a big sip of water.

"I lent him the umbrella yesterday and returned it to me today, uh, who are you calling the school bully?" Yu Zhouzhou suddenly choked and coughed a few times.

Sun Zhi quickly held the book in front of his face, "Do you think you are a pea shooter? Are you addicted to ejaculation?"

……

Yu Zhouzhou ruthlessly took the book away, "Don't take my math book."

"You said Jiang Yun, he is the bully of our class?"

Sun Zhi nodded, then shook his head again, "So, he is actually a well-known school bully in our school."

Yu Zhouzhou picked up the pen and turned it around. He was not interested in these, so he hummed perfunctorily, and did not continue to ask further questions.

What time is it, there are school bullies in high school...

This Saturday, the school gave them a day off, and Yu Zhouzhou lay on the bed and glanced at the dark room next door through the glass door.

This guy Shen Yanhua has been haunting and haunting lately, he hasn't seen him for two days and two nights.

It shouldn't be because he vomited on him, he was angry.

He is such a big patron!Why is it gone!

Yu Zhou turned over and wrapped his head in the cool summer quilt, feeling annoyed at the thought of not refreshing the mission for several days.

Looking at his task panel, he has already accumulated 100 task points by relying on basic tasks.

Plus the cat stick that was doing the task a few days ago!Today he can eat three in total!

Anyway, Shen Yanhua will definitely not come back today, so Yu Zhouzhou tugged on his short sleeves and let out a expressionless "meow" twice.

By now, he has fully adapted to meowing before transforming.

In the pink gauze tent were only a bunch of cool summer quilt and a few clothes, and then, a proud orange cat pulled the layers of clothes on the top of the head, and jumped out vigorously.

Yu Zhouzhou sniffed the smell in the room, and the smell of the three flowers was already very weak. When it didn't rain, the eldest brother rushed out that night, saying that he should not live here.

The little milk cat wagged its tail, walked to the sofa in the living room and began to lick its paws delicately, and then licked its fur.

When I heard the slight knock of the door lock, the kitten was lying lazily on the sofa, stretching out its front paws to hold the cat bar and gnawing on it.

This is what Shen Yanhua saw when he pushed the door open——

The light orange fur is fluffy on the sofa, from the pink nose tip to fine white short hair, even the mouth around it is light pink, hearing the sound of the door opening, the mouth is moist and moist. Glancing at him, he continued to lick the cat strip held by his front paws, the fur on his ears shrugged.

It was the familiar fat orange.

Shen Yanhua put the bag of fresh blood brought back from the General Administration of Monsters on the table, and walked towards the sofa.

Yu Zhouzhou was actually a little panicked, but the meat of the ray fish is really delicious meow——

So he hummed and licked a few more mouthfuls, feeling the fresh and sweet fish meat that melted in his mouth, and a slight snort involuntarily came out of his throat.