My roommate found out I'm a cat

Roommates like to wear small wine red dresses

"-drip- task countdown 5 minutes."

He frowned and struggled, the red countdown had changed from an integer to 4:57:03;

Thinking of his short tail that could not be retracted in human form, Yu Zhou turned on the shower to the maximum, raised his head and rinsed off the foam, the time was too tight, he didn’t even have time to use the hair conditioner and shower gel, wrapped himself in a towel, and hurriedly stood at the door After that, he cleared his throat.

"That Shen Yanhua, are you there?"

Shen Yanhua is typing the code. Recently, the firewall of the Monster headquarters has been attacked by unknown creatures. He is maintaining it.

The history of the General Administration of Monsters is only more than 200 years in total. From the beginning when humans and monsters were at odds with each other to the present situation where the two can coexist peacefully, it is undeniable that both humans and monsters have contributed a lot.

In a society under the rule of law, monsters have a longer lifespan, nothing outstanding, and even lower intelligence... In addition, the aura has become thinner, and after the founding of the country, there are very few monsters who transform into forms, and the labor force is reduced. less.

The main reason is that it is too difficult to earn money in modern society, and it is impossible not to learn some skills.

Shen Yanhua stared at the screen full of codes, his fingers fluttered on the keyboard, and the tips of his ears moved, as if he heard his little guy calling him.

After typing the last letter, he opened the door and looked in the direction of the bathroom.

"what happened?"

The slender figure of the young man was vaguely revealed on the frosted glass door. His upper body was naked, and his lower body was tied with a white bath towel.

Hearing the response, Yu Zhouzhou scratched his hair nervously. At this time, he didn't care about being ashamed, and organized a few words casually.

"Well, I forgot to bring my pajamas, can you get some for me? Thank you very much! That's the one, folded in the silver box at the bottom of the cabinet."

The words were a bit stumbled, during which Yu Zhou couldn't help but kept tugging at the little raised towel on the bath towel.

He can't take it wrong, should I remind you?

"And the burgundy one, uh, because the other one is kind of dirty."

After saying this sentence, Yu Zhouzhou felt a little self-conscious, why did he explain another sentence!I really want to hide it!

Shen Yanhua, he wouldn't see the suspenders in the bathrobe, would he? QAQ;

Even if you see it, you shouldn't think too much about it...

"it is good."

Shen Yanhua turned around in the bedroom for half a circle before finding the small cabinet covered with cartoon wallpapers. Frowning, he bent down and took out the box.

The silver color is a little shiny under the light, and there are emerald gemstones inlaid in the middle, which is seductive. Shen Yanhua couldn't help touching it with his fingers, opened the box, and took out the neatly folded pajamas.

He stood up so quickly that he didn't notice that there was another piece in the bathrobe, and he reached out to fish it in time, and his little finger caught a strap.

The proud gaze slowly slid down, a small burgundy ribbon.

Slowly hooked the other side of the strap with the other hand, unfolded it and shook it.

Large pieces of burgundy laces are tied together, and there is a V-shaped opening.

a skirt...

Shen Yanhua closed it again with a blank expression, stuffed it into the large bathrobe, glanced at the bed with a pink gauze curtain, opened the door, walked towards the bathroom, and knocked on the door.

The door opened slightly, and Yu Zhouzhou poked out his wet little head, and his almond eyes met his gaze in a blink of an eye.

"thank you."

Thin white arms stretched out, and water droplets slid down the white skin.

Shen Yanhua looked up, his eyes were full of jade white, a little dogwood, as pink as the gauze curtain on his bed.

Submissively handing over the clothes in his hand, he stared at the foggy person inside, his mind wandering uncontrollably.

Until sitting in front of the desk, the slender body wrapped in a small wine red skirt kept flashing in my mind, and the porcelain white skin loomed...

"Warning! Last 30 seconds countdown."

Yu Zhouzhou glanced at the red progress bar, then at the silky pajamas in his hand, his brows furrowed into a ball.

Does he have to give up his morals to have a painless tail tonight?

Bai Nen's fingertips picked up the thin straps, and Yu Zhou put them on at the last second despite the discomfort, and took the time to straighten the shoulder straps.

"-drip-mission accomplished."

Yu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, looked down at his exposed half chest, shamefully pulled off the cardigan bathrobe and put it on, just enough to cover the swinging skirt.

He dawdled in the bathroom for a long time before he mustered up the courage to step out, tightening the front of his clothes, as fast as a cat jumping up.

When Shen Yanhua heard the sound, he couldn't help turning his head to look, and the wine-red afterimage flashed past in his sight.

After a few days of embarrassment, in addition to completing the basic tasks for the past few days, there are no temporary tasks. His tail has been itchy for several days, and he can't sleep well!

After dinner with a self-closing face, Yu Zhouzhou went in directly through the back door with two cans of Wanglaoji, put the herbal tea on the table without looking sideways, and saw the English paper that had just been handed out at a glance.

Yu Yizhou casually folded it to reveal the 145 points of the flamboyant and phoenix curl. He pursed his bright red lips, feeling a little complacent, and glanced at Zhengxiang's roommate who was sleeping next to him.

The nightmare I had a few days ago came back to my mind.

Shen Yanhua held the revealing suspender dress with one hand, and his handsome profile seemed to be questioning again:

Do you like wearing this kind of skirt?

Yu Zhouzhou's hands trembled, he unscrewed the cap of the bottle and poured it in a big gulp, overwhelmed with shock.

After taking half a sip, he vigilantly turned his head and looked straight at Shen Yanhua, who half-closed his eyes and stretched his waist. His expression was very similar to that of his aunt's lazy and dignified Maine, with the pressed red folds on half of his face. , just pressed a red heart on the eyelids, and stuck it deflatedly on the face, which is quite funny, and it doesn't match the cold and pretentious style of the first age.

"Puff ha..."

Feeling inexplicably happy, Yu Zhou wanted to laugh, but just grinned and closed his mouth forcibly, trying hard to swallow the half-contained tea, but couldn't hold back with too much force, and sprayed it all on the chest of the lazy person beside him.

People froze when they panicked to the extreme. These few seconds passed so slowly that Yu Zhou could clearly see the slow process of water splashing. The yellow-brown stains on the white shirt were slowly smudged, and a few drops stuck to it. Eyelashes, he even lost his mind thinking that this person's eyelashes are so long, black and curled up.

The scene was a little flustered, and there were exclamations from girls around. At almost the same time, Yu Zhouzhou came back to his senses and immediately apologized. He quickly stood up and used his hands to pull the water marks on Shen Yanhua's clothes, trying to erase them.

As soon as the fingertips touched the wet school uniform, someone pinched the wrist and threw it away.

The strength is so great that Yu Zhouzhou can fully feel Xiongxiong's anger.

There are joking male voices around, "Brother Zhou's new semester is the first shot!"

Shen Yanhua frowned very tightly, and glanced at him coldly, a little surprised in his heart, recalling the residual touch of his hand just now, he walked out of the classroom without saying a word.

Yu Zhouzhou twitched the remaining coolness on his fingertips, took the tissue handed over by the person next to him, said thank you, and chased after him with a panicked face.

He really didn't mean it!Although he wears a small skirt, he is a good socialist young man!

The door of the dormitory was locked, Yu Zhouzhou took out the key with the duck pendant from his trouser pocket, pushed the door open and entered.

The dirty school uniform was thrown into the pink trash can he bought yesterday, and there was the sound of water splashing from the bathroom.

Yu Zhou went up to pick up the school uniform from the trash can, and sighed, this day is too bad to pass.

Picking out a spare basin to put the school uniform in, put some bird brand rose milk laundry detergent, dangling the thin white fingers in the water, bending over and rubbing carefully.

He has been used to doing housework since he was a child. His father has a cleanliness obsession and doesn't like the traces of other people in the house. His queen mother is spoiled. Since he can remember, her mother has been the little princess of the family. The daily task is to go shopping and swipe the card. , the salon drinks and plays mahjong, the family hires part-time workers to do cleaning regularly, and a special aunt comes to the house to cook breakfast, lunch and dinner, and his father always washes the clothes... Later, when he grew up, he became the one who washed and opened the door. The sound creaked, and Yu Zhou subconsciously turned his head to look at the bathroom.

Shen Yanhua changed into a clean white T-shirt and gray sweatpants. The hair on his forehead was brushed aside, revealing a smooth forehead. Water droplets kept dripping down. His freshly washed skin was fair and delicate.

Especially those ecstatic peach blossom eyes, the double eyelids are completely stretched from the folds to the end of the eyes, and the crystal drops of water on the eyelashes add a touch of innocence and innocence, with a kind of innocence and arrogance that is superior and ignorant of worldly affairs.

Although he really didn't want to admit it, this face was indeed dancing on his xp. If Shen Yanhua was a girl, then she would be a perfect sister Gao Lengyu.

The summer weather is windy and hot, and the moisture in the clothes has dried up, leaving a yellow-brown cloud hanging on it like a naked declaration of war.

As soon as he entered the door, Shen Yanhua folded his hands and grabbed the hem of the school uniform, pulled it up to take off the dirty clothes, and took two steps with his bare upper body before realizing that there were other people living in this dormitory, and the clothes were thrown into the trash can as accurately as garbage. With a domineering arrogance, he locked the door with a cold face.

Rubbing the medicine bottle in his hand, and deliberating over Edward's words, Shen Yanhua hesitated for a moment before putting it back.

Edward is a bat with a different race from him, and currently works as a psychiatrist.

Originally, I went to the General Administration to buy four bags of blood, which was enough to drink. I don’t know what happened recently. Once I drink it for more than two days, I can smell the sweet fragrance in that person’s blood. It's amazing.

He has almost consumed his month's share this week, and he can only buy regular blood bags from the Human Supervision Bureau. A bag of blood basically costs 3000 yuan.

Regular blood bags are special blood developed for vampires. After removing various immunoglobulins, they are rich in nutrients that vampires need. desire.

The blood bags sold in the black market are far from meeting this requirement, and the risk of contracting viruses from drinking raw blood will increase dramatically. I heard that some vampires even get rabies and other messy diseases from drinking raw blood directly.

There are thirteen little bats in the family, plus himself...

And the sun protection clothing that vampires need to go to school during the day...

Money - 1-1-1;

Looking through the glass door, he glanced at another duck on the bed who was grinning obscenely. Shen Yanhua licked the protruding fangs, as if the sweet fragrance began to spread in his throat again.

After wiping his hair casually with a towel, he opened the door and went out.

The sunlight refracted through the glass window into a halo, intersecting around the thin body, Yu Zhou bent over and looked at it sideways, his almond eyes were obviously flattering.

"That classmate Shen! I'm really sorry today. I really didn't mean it. I've already washed the school uniform for you."

While apologizing, he reached out to fish out the school uniform soaked in the basin as a gesture.

When she held up her school uniform to show him, she was so obedient, her eyelashes were as long as fans, her lips were red and her teeth were white, like a delicate doll placed on a cupboard, she had an inexplicable sense of beauty, her lips curled into a smile like Cupid’s arrow—— Arrow into the heart.

Little troublemaker, he's quite obedient when he smiles.

But the clothes have been thrown into the trash can.

Why did you pick it up again?

The water droplets on the hair fell to the eyes, Shen Yanhua did not speak.

Even if there is no response, he is still too enthusiastic.

Noisy like a little monkey, Shen Yanhua lifted his chin slightly, wiped the side of his face with a towel, and said lightly, "No need to wash, the school uniform has been thrown away."