bedroom literature

Jiang Qiwen, who took two cold showers, tried to keep himself emotionally stable.

"Okay, I'll accompany you."

Emotionally stable Jiang Qiwen tried his best to make his voice appear upright.

"What do you want to eat? Brother please."

Liu Sheng put his whole face on the pillow, "Sleep for a while..."

Then stop moving.

Half of Liu Sheng's head was supported by a pillow, but his sluggish brain still made it impossible to move his hands—it seemed that what he was holding was not his face, but a bright moon, and he was forcibly chained by the moon.Jiang Qiwen, who stepped on a section of the bed ladder, was neither up nor down, his hands were all stiff.

Xiong Qing from behind glanced at him.If eyes can make a sound, it must be "tsk tsk".

After 15 minutes, Liu Sheng, the culprit who was addicted to returning to the cage, woke up slowly. He only felt that something next to his face was taken away instantly when he opened his eyes, and quickly disappeared from his field of vision.

"Huh?" Liu Sheng was confused, "What time is it? How long have I been asleep?"

"It's 06:30. You said to have dinner with me." Jiang Qiwen remained calm.

"Ah, ah..." Liu Sheng rubbed his eyes, then dazedly wiped the saliva from the side of his face, "What do you want to eat? I just happen to be hungry."

It seems that this kind of thing really consumes calories...

Feeling, body, hollowed out.

"Let's go to the cafeteria." Jiang Qiwen suggested.

Liu Sheng calmed down a lot after waking up, and didn't do anything beyond the rules, but when he got out of bed, his legs were really weak, and he almost fell down when he couldn't stand still, and was helped by Brother Jiang.He looked at Jiang Qiwen and walked around a long way before reaching his left hand, and asked, "What's wrong with your hand?"

Jiang Qiwen still had his right hand behind his back, "It's nothing. By the way, do you want casserole chicken?"

Liu Sheng was successfully transferred, and stared at him: "We need to widen our fans."

Noodles, Second Boss, and Brother Zhai are having trouble, especially Noodles, who are crazily exporting the official language of Zaan, and no one notices the two who left.

Only Xiong Qing fell into a long silence.

He felt a kind of confusion... as if entering a different dimension for the first time.

At the end, he clicked on Wen Yiyi's WeChat dialog box, hesitated and typed:

Sister Wen, last time you told me about 1 and 0, why don't you explain it in detail?

The two went to the supermarket before going to the cafeteria, and Yagyu fell in love with a scissors-shaped mold for making snow ducks.

Jiang Qiwen wanted to get one for him, but he said nothing, with a strange expression on his face.

"It won't last long if you do it, and you can't bring it back to the house in the long run."

Jiang Qiwen hesitated to speak, but Liu Sheng took his forearm and said, "Let's go."

Brother Jiang, whose brain was frozen, was coaxed away immediately.

too frightening.

Today's Yagyu is terrible.

The two of them quickly ordered the casserole chicken before the rush hour.Chuan's younger brother, Liu Sheng, loves spicy food. When he asked Jiang Qiwen's opinion, Jiang brother patted his chest under his worried eyes because of his dignity, and ordered the perverted spicy food.

Brother Jiang stood at the window waiting for his number to be called, and Liu Sheng was sent back to wait for him on his seat, staring at his back.Jiang Qiwen had just had his hair cut, and the back of his head looked refreshed. His tall and straight figure made passing alumni look sideways.A few girls whispered to each other after passing behind Jiang Qiwen, and then secretly went to see Jiang Qiwen's face at the corner at the end of the stall.

Liu Sheng followed the girl's gaze, and made up the appearance in his memory.

Face it...

The first scene that popped up was: Jiang Qiwen held his hand and told him "you have to remember your homework well."

……

Liu Sheng lowered his head and quickly turned on his phone to play.

The private message list has a red dot with 10 messages.He opened it and found that it was a business that he had rejected.

"Do you want to think about it again? I hope you don't have too much psychological burden. We also hope to reduce the public's burden on this product through promotion."

"This is our budget statement, can you add these for you to see?"

"If you don't feel comfortable using this product and don't need to pay for it, can you see it?"

"I really can't complete the KPI this month. Teacher..."

Liu Sheng took a deep breath and gave his contact information.

Mr. Pr is very sincere, although the product attributes may make me very controversial, or...

He sent a contact information, but after that, he still sent a Weibo that fans can see, to test it out.

Ok……

Actually……

They give way too much.

【Jiang Qiwen】

Jiang Qiwen's phone vibrated while waiting for the chicken casserole.

He didn't care about shouting at himself, and immediately commented, preparing for Yixue's embarrassment for not grabbing the front row at noon.

【Yagyu】

After Liu Sheng finished posting on Weibo, he came to the comment area with a feeling of apprehension. When he saw a comment, he blushed a little.

When he hesitated, Jiang Qiwen came back with a plate of food.The fragrant chicken is dipped in a layer of bright oil, wrapped in vermicelli of different widths, and entangled with a few green leafy vegetables.The vermicelli is thick and shiny, just by looking at it, you can imagine the chewiness and springiness of the noodles.Liu Sheng swallowed his saliva.Jiang Qiwen shared a bowl of rice with Liu Sheng on the opposite side, and brought two bowls for himself, and the two picked vegetables from a casserole together.

"Double fans, double happiness~" Liu Sheng seemed to be in a good mood.

Jiang Qiwen also picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.

"How is it?" Liu Sheng smiled.

Jiang Qiwen's expression froze for a second, and he swallowed the hotness in his mouth with difficulty and said, "It's delicious."

"That's right." Liu Sheng raised his chin, "It just doesn't taste like enough, I'll go get some chili oil."

Jiang Qiwen, who already had tears in his eyes:...

When Liu Sheng came back, he found that Brother Jiang had almost finished a bowl and a half of rice, "Eat so fast...why are you blushing?"

"I'm choking." Jiang Qiwen said desperately, "I'm going to buy a bottle of water."

Liu Sheng, who didn't know what to do, continued to cook, happily watching that the last part of the wide powder didn't go into the chili oil, and was as excited as a perverted killer watching the last bit of human head sinking into the swamp.But at the four-person table, there is only the leftovers on the opposite side to accompany me, so I feel a little lonely after all.Liu Sheng muttered secretly: "When will I come back, the food will be cold."

"Who made Liu Sheng wait for so long?" A pleasant voice came from the side of the head.

For a moment, Liu Sheng couldn't remember who the voice belonged to. He looked up and saw who it was, and panicked.

"Teacher, teacher is good."

This young male teacher remembers correctly that he should be a teaching assistant of ancient literature, and he taught a class during the teacher's meeting.I only remember that his voice was clear and cold, and his attitude was gentle and gentle, but there was an indescribably powerful aura that made him calm down the hundreds of people who had lost their professor and had a huge psychological gap.

Yu Ye smiled casually with a face as cold as his voice, "I've only just started school, so I'll just call you brother."

"Hello senior." Liu Sheng thought about it for a while, and changed the way he said it.

You can directly substitute for the class after the first year of research. It seems that the seniors have a few brushes.Be it academic or interpersonal.

"Don't be nervous, I go to school early, at most two years older than you."

"Did the teacher leave any homework?" She feared Liu Sheng also became bold under the blessing of comfort and today's good mood buff.

Yu Ye sat down naturally on one side, "No, actually, I just passed by and came to meet my junior."

"know me?"

"Junior, your 'quarrel' video is out of the circle." Yu Ye smiled, "The confession wall is going crazy. I, who watched the live scene, quickly took advantage of my position to get close to it."

Liu Sheng smiled embarrassedly, and relaxed a little in the joke.

"As long as it's not homework."

"Speaking of which, I have also been on the confession wall." Yu Ye said, "It's just not as beautiful as you, so I was hanged."

"What's the matter?" Liu Sheng was suddenly curious.

"At the beginning of school, someone said that I was incomprehensible and mentally ill. He gave an example, saying that he usually asked me 'what time is it', but I replied 'it's the same as usual', and I didn't explain it at the time. He I just feel sick and unreasonable."

Liu Yu had an impression.After all, the news of hanging people is always lively, and he even defended this person in the comment area.

"So that's you." Liu Sheng sighed.

"At that time, there were a lot of people eating melons and watching operas, and not many people criticized me too much, and they were not very friendly. But... only one person understood it. That person said..."

Liu Sheng's reply was:

Don't talk about other things, it's a joke to ask what time it is.From "The End of the Game", Hamm asked Clover what time it was, and Clover replied: "As usual." It means that the concept of time no longer exists.

Later, the confession wall was released: In response to the request of the contributors, manuscript No. 19478 was deleted.

"Ah..." Liu Sheng admitted, "That's me."

"Really? Is that person you?" Yu Ye looked surprised, his eyes full of appreciation, "The student is really my bosom friend."

"No, I just read this book by chance." Liu Sheng shook his head.

"Then share a secret with your bosom friend. Actually..." Yu Ye stared into his eyes, "I'm not afraid of your jokes, that person is my boyfriend."

Liu Sheng froze for a moment, "This is nothing to laugh at."

After all, they are of the same kind, but he didn't say his identity directly.

Yu Ye waited for a while, seeing that he didn't have anything to say, and added, "He proposed to break up, and I agreed. After all, to fall in love requires the same views."

"Yes, he didn't discuss it with you," Liu Sheng glanced at the wide powder in the bowl, and analyzed, "Maybe his preconceived ideas can also explain some of his personality, so it's easy to get together and get away...I didn't expect the senior to share this with me. "

Share the message that you are one of a kind.If it were me... it wouldn't be possible.

Until now, my roommate doesn't know that I'm from Gay.

Liu Sheng said sincerely, "Thank you senior for your trust."

"Looking thin and small, I didn't expect you to be so organized and logical in dealing with your feelings." The smile in Yu Ye's eyes deepened, and he sighed indiscriminately, "Your love partner is really blessed."

No specific gender was mentioned.

Liu Sheng lowered his head, "I'm still single, senior."

"Really." Yu Ye suddenly became smiling, "I thought you and the boy in the video on the confession wall..."

"No." Liu Sheng waved his hand.

Yu also stared at him, as if waiting for his next words.

Liu Sheng, who had nothing to say at all, repeated with a serious face: "Senior, don't you believe it? Really not."

One answer actually answers two questions.

Without the clarification of sexual orientation, it is the default of sexual orientation.

"No. Of course I believe it." Yu Ye continued to laugh and came to a conclusion:

"He doesn't belong to us at first sight, does he?"

"Senior..." Liu Sheng, who was actively taken back into the circle by the handsome senior, had erratic eyes and was a little at a loss.

He smacked the meaning of this sentence again, and felt a little sad for no reason.

Yes, everyone can see that he and himself are not in the same world.

The narrated protagonist Jiang Qiwen finally came back with two bottles of milk after queuing for 8 minutes at the rush hour after class. When he saw Liu Sheng talking sideways, he recognized him from a distance and said hello honestly: "Hello, teacher." .”

Yu Ye nodded and accepted the greeting.

"Then I'll go first, junior." Yu Ye put his hands on the back of Liu Sheng's chair and stood up, "Let's talk about "Endgame" next time."

Jiang Qiwen who was suddenly a generation shorter than Liu Sheng:?

"You... what are you talking about?" Jiang Qiwen asked after taking a sip of milk.

Liu Sheng thought of the phrase "our circle", and Jiang Qiwen's "your circle" flashed in his mind.

He wants to swear to the death for his senior to keep the secret.

"Nothing." Liu Sheng said a little coldly.

【Jiang Qiwen】

Jiang Qiwen was slapped inexplicably.

Jiang Qiwen breathed a sigh of relief.

Well, this aunt is finally back to normal.

【Jiang Qiwen】

At this time, my associated QQ rang.

Yagyu who just sent a message while eating and playing with his phone:?

Jiang Qiwen immediately muted the volume in his pants without any trace, and got away with it.

He also pretended to play with his mobile phone and switched to the QQ account.I saw a message from the only remaining friend: Tutu, I saw your comment.I didn't expect you to be quite open. Compared with you, I am really too feudal.

Jiang Qiwen was shocked.

Who can make a wife who can fly an aircraft carrier consider herself feudal?

What?It's me again?

He only remembered that he read a post saying that the new Guangzi was a lucky draw, so he quickly commented on it:

Sorry money, I really need this little toy! !Hurry up and shady me! ! 【Pointing at the gun

He hurriedly put his phone up and clicked on the original blog.

I glanced at it and thought, isn't this just a toy seller, or something.

It wasn’t until I looked through the comments that I realized what the so-called [toy] refers to:

【Fun】【Female】

Jiang Qiwen was struck by lightning.

"What's the relationship between us, of course we can blackmail you." A new message popped up.

Jiang Qiwen was struck by lightning.

"If you don't mind, you can also talk about the experience of using it...?"

Jiang Qiwen was struck like a thunderbolt.

It's a pity that the scorched Jiang Qiwen couldn't die here, because the new news continued:

"I see you are typing! Don't refuse, I want your address!"

Only then did Jiang Qiwen realize that he had encountered a dialog box, and he lied tremblingly, "Madam, it's really unnecessary, we don't deliver goods to remote areas here."

Liu Sheng replied: "Really? I don't believe it.

"You send me a location now."

Jiang Qiwen is like thunder...

Hack, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

Easter eggs:

If Jiang Qiwen is here, I don't know if the straight man Ru can see the special skills of this teacher and senior.

[Secret Skill Random Encounters, Causes Weak Purpose]

[Secret Technique: Let the other party take the initiative to discover coincidences and enhance the sense of faith]

【Secret Technique·Actively show weakness to inspire affection and create contrast】

[Secret Skill: Get rid of a teammate, win over the faction to increase trust]

[Secret Skills: Naturally undertake topics to draw useful information]

【Secret Skill · Discriminatory treatment is biased】

[Secret Technique: Throwing the hook and leaving suspense to pave the way for the next intersection]