how to kill a roommate

Chai Xiaoshou is born to be a funny girl who lacks roots, stems and leaves. She knew she was kissed but didn't realize it.

Tang Xiaogong licked his red and tender mouth eagerly, laughing so hard that it must be a sneaky old cat!

Chai Xiaoshou frowned, and asked Tang Xiaogong tentatively, "How long can you last this time?"

Tang Xiaogong lamented deeply: "I feel that I may have developed antibodies, and the effect may not be better than last time."

After talking about biadabiada mouth, the aftertaste is endless.

Chai Xiaoshou felt that the unknown object (o(*////▽////*)q) rested on his thigh, stretched his legs and kicked Tang Xiaogong off, then turned around and climbed down thoughtfully.

Just now, the range of exercise was too large, and a part of the pajama pants fell off, and Chai Xiaoshou's fat times showed a little~

Tang Xiaogong hurriedly covered his nose, frowned and asked guiltily, "Fuck, you bastard is also so sao!"

Chai Xiao was enraged, so he took off the pajamas pants very boldly, revealing the patterned underwear, and raised his neck to make noise.

Chai Xiaoshou: "You're a bitch! Ma Dan, if it wasn't for you, I would have gone on a date with my sister!"

Maybe Chai Xiaoshou, who hadn't eaten breakfast, had a strenuous exercise just now, and his stomach gurgled, which immediately made his arrogance drop!

Tang Xiaogong, who wanted to get angry, burst out laughing.

Tang Xiaogong deliberately showed off his abs, and Chai Xiaoshou's face turned red immediately.

Rubbing his hairy head, Tang Xiaogong took Chai Xiaoshou, who was full of resentment, to wash up, and then rushed to the cafeteria.

Tang Xiaogong ordered twice as much breakfast as usual, which shocked Chai Xiaoshou!

Chai Xiaoshou: "Why give it to me...I can't eat my own TT"

Tang Xiaogong looked disgusted: "Eat quickly! You still have to grow!"

Chai Xiaoshou was confused: "I'm not an adult yet...?"

Tang Xiaogong stared angrily without saying a word, while Chai Xiaoshou silently picked up the chopsticks he had put down. . . .

Tang Xiaogong has been feeling a little bit unwell recently, because he can't sleep well!

Although Chai Xiaoshou is a bit dumb, it doesn't mean he's stupid.

After Tang Xiaogong asked for "treatment" for the nth time, Chai Xiaoshou found that something seemed wrong! TT

Girls' Day is approaching, Chai Xiaoshou decided to show a good performance and move back to [-]% this time because she broke an appointment with her sister last time!

Chai Xiaoshou turned back into panda eyes again, and stayed up the night for the two of them—Tang Xiaogong was of course with him—folding roses for his sister carefully every day!

Chai Xiaoshou's workmanship is not good, and the folded appearance is too distorted, so that Tang Xiaogong didn't discover his motive at first, so he was very happy to stay up all night with him!

One day, Xiaoshou Chai finished her work and happily rolled onto the bunk to take a nap with her belly open.

Tang Xiaogong secretly ran to peek, it turned out to be rose origami!

Immediately, the dormitory was filled with pink bubbles. The roommate said that Tang Xiaogong was not right. He looked at Xiaochai every day, watching every minute.

Tang Xiaogong waited and waited, why didn't this product come up?

Until one day Chai Xiaoshou suddenly went to bed early for the first time, Tang Xiaogong couldn't hold back and decided to do it himself!

Nani? !The gift box of roses on the table is gone! ! !

Holding a flashlight, Tang Holmes searched the table but found nothing, but found a few pieces of crumpled paper in the wastebasket next to it, which was still cute pink!

Tang Xiaogong struggled for a while, but decided to stretch out his sinful hands. . .

Calcium Oxide! ! !How dare you use such distorted words to confess? !The girls who accept it are all blind!

The furious Tang Xiaogong crossed his hulking back, looked up at Chai Xiaoshou's slender white calf, which was still shaking!

Since that day, Tang Xiaogong no longer has to hold back, and the world has returned to his original state~

Chai Xiaoshou was so disturbed by the snoring that he couldn't sleep, he felt like being possessed by a resentful spirit, and his whole body exuded a "decay" aura, even the girls didn't want to date him anymore!

What made him even more distressed was that Tang Xiaogong actually started to avoid him, causing him to have no chance of treatment!

Chai Xiaoshou lay on the table like a dead fish flipping through the posts, and when he found a fellow with the same disease, his hair stood on end in shock!

Chai Xiaoshou's enthusiastic reply

Benmu: I know a home remedy that is very effective!If he snores again, go kiss him, try everything!But the expiry date is not fixed orz

Landlord: Are you sent by a monkey?Hehe=-=

Konoki: Fuck!I swear by my dick, it's really amazing!

Landlord: Wiping is so serious. . .Well, the host is reluctant to believe you once

Playing hard to get is a trick that kills both men and women. Tang Xiaogong uses a little bit of tricks, and Chai Xiaoshou is automatically delivered to the door.

One day, Chai Xiaoshou followed Tang Xiaogong for a day, and finally caught the single Tang Xiaogong in a wild mandarin duck with a bright moon and a thin atmosphere, just by the lake, where there were many lovers and woods, and there were many disturbances!

Tang Xiaogong leaned against the tree to enjoy the shade, and Chai Xiaoshou had to admit that his coquettish and coquettish appearance really attracted girls, whether there is public enemy otaku!Lean, lean, and lift up the clothes!Having abs is amazing!I have it too!

Thinking of this, Chai Xiaoshou couldn't bear to pinch a small piece of flesh on his abdominal muscle, and felt so sad that he wanted to cry and fainted to the toilet. . .

Chai Xiaoshou looks like a hidden predator ready to prey at any time. . .Little chicks?

Forgive the unscrupulous author who really can't write the handsome, cool and domineering, his big round eyes are really not deterrent TT

Nice!Chai Xiaoshou gave himself a silent thumbs up mentally!

Tang Xiaogong took a nap comfortably, and Chai Xiaoshou knew that the opportunity had come!

He came out quietly, 1,2,3.. . .Suddenly the whole person rushed over!

Tang Xiaogong was unprepared, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Huang Jiguang rushing towards Chai Xiaoshou with an eye-catching momentum. The eyes that looked at death as if he was at home were really windy and cold.

but. . .

Although Chai Xiaoshou's appearance is very cool, but the action is too violent. . .

The person rushed over, but his head hit the big tree. . . SOSAD. . .

When Tang Xiaogong heard the scream, he quickly put his arms around Xiaoman's waist and pulled him into his arms.

Chai Xiao, who had been wronged to death, raised her eyes, twinkling and twinkling, and her head was full of little stars.

Tang Xiaogong felt distressed, and was about to comfort him, but he didn't want Chai Xiaoshou to suddenly transform and pounce on him again!

Tang Xiaogong's whole body is rippling~~~ There is also a horse that is more beautiful than throwing a hug XD

Chai Xiaoshou was secretly proud while kissing, finally let me catch the chance!

After using the beauty trap, Chai Xiaoshou lived a happy life again.

However, his IQ tends to be normal, which is still due to the post he replied to earlier. . .

One day, Chai Xiaoshou was browsing Douban again, and found that someone replied, and it turned out to be a friend from the past.

But seeing his reply is really blinding!

Landlord: Thank you, we are already together.

Together, together, together, together. . .

Chai Xiaoshou feels that his outlook on life has been subverted. . .What can I do to save my world in which the settings are collapsing! ! !

So far, Chai Xiaoshou has finally realized that he has been tricked.

Not only did she take the initiative to give her first kiss, but she was also molested more than once! ! !

Think about it, Tang Xiaogong must be secretly laughing into 213, and showing off all the weird and funny roommates he met! ! !