how to kill a roommate

Chai Xiaoshou was shocked. He actually saw Tang Xiaogong sitting there with his legs crossed in the examination room.

Chai Xiaoshou: Are you here to make up the exam? !

Tang Xiaogong frowned: Nonsense!If I hadn't been implicated by you bastard, I would have sat here!

Chai Xiaoshou is speechless, so what does it matter to me_(:з」∠)_

Even after a winter vacation, it is impossible for him to suddenly realize the ability of Tianshu like a martial arts hero. Chai Xiaoshou had the idea of ​​dozing off.

Generally, make-up exams do not expect to help each other at all, and everyone is a virtue.

Tang Xiaogong swiped his big pen three times and it was over. Anyway, the invigilation was relatively loose, so he boldly took out a note and copied the answer.

Aim and shoot!

The ball of paper hit Chai Xiaoshou's back accurately.

Tang Xiaogong stared anxiously, while Chai Xiaoshou stood still and didn't notice anything at all!

Tang Xiaogong is not ashamed of his 213 stupid behavior!Where on earth is he missing and rushing to Baba to send him over?

That's all, anyway, the bar is thrown over, so you can't do useless work.

Tang Xiaogong made a few strange noises, but Chai Xiaoshou didn't respond, but the invigilator was called.

It's really a narrow road to Yuanjia. Isn't this the awesome invigilator at the end of the semester? Shit, what a bad luck!

The invigilator looked down on Tang Xiaogong with a face of extinction, but Tang Xiaogong shrugged indifferently.

The invigilator picked up the paper and looked at it disdainfully.

Well, of course he thought that no one would finish this kind of make-up exam so quickly ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Not seeing the problem, the invigilator stared at Tang Xiaogong for a while in disappointment and doubt, then turned and left.

But it was a coincidence that Chai Xiaoshou looked behind when the invigilator came, and just found the answer strip.

He thought: Hey, haven't you just now?Pick it up and give it to the teacher, lest he think I'm cheating =△=

So when the invigilator turned around and found Chai Xiaoshou holding the note, he was furious on the spot!

The students nowadays are not paying attention to me more and more! ! !

The invigilator rushed over and snatched the note, and it turned out to be the answer!

Just as Chai Xiaoshou wanted to explain, the invigilator roared angrily!

Invigilator: Who gave you the answer? !I'll tell you the truth, or I'll give you a big demerit!

Schools are all pissy, cheating on exams = no graduation certificate

Chai Xiaoshou was about to cry in fright, Nima, this is not mine either! ! !

The classmates in the same class are still in the examination room, so naturally they can't watch him being bullied, stand up and reason with the invigilator.

The invigilator became furious and insisted on investigating who the culprit was.

Chai Xiao was anxious and teary on the side.

Tang Xiaogong kept silent. When the invigilator really started to check the handwriting one by one, Chai Xiaoshou broke down a bit.

Tang Xiaogong didn't get angry when he saw the invigilator flaunting his teeth and claws holding the note.

He rushed over, snatched the note, and performed a classic scene in "My Fair Princess" - eating the note.

Chai Xiao was shocked from ear to ear (⁄"⁄)

After Tang Xiaogong swallowed the note, he arrogantly looked down at the trembling invigilator, as if what could you do to me?

Well~ you don't have to pursue it later~

That night, their two names were finally able to be posted in pairs on the small blackboard in the school. It was a different kind of flying together~╮(￣▽￣")╭

Afterwards, Chai Xiaoshou found out that it was Tang Xiaogong who sent the note, and felt guilty and sad.Because of himself, he made him a top student who may not even have a diploma, how should I repay him QAQ

The teachers also had high hopes for Tang Xiaogong, and they all regretted what happened today, and the takeaways were even more eager to see Chai Xiaoshou, the culprit.

Chai Xiaoshou almost suffered from depression, and stayed in the dormitory every day, not even wanting to go to class.

Tang Xiaogong was sweating profusely when he returned from playing the ball

Tang Xiaogong: What's the matter with you?Well, don't even go to class?

Chai Xiaoshou has not gotten out of bed except to solve physical problems, and has not eaten for two days.

Tang Xiaogong didn't take this matter seriously, thinking that he would be fine in two days, but he didn't want this child to be a demon.

Chai Xiaoshou looked at him pitifully with red eyes, and silently buried her head between her legs.

Looking at such a useless piece of wood, Tang Xiaogong suddenly felt soft-hearted.

Tang Xiaogong climbed up the ladder and squeezed in, putting his arms around Chai Xiaoshou's shoulders to enlighten him.

This guy was born with a tendon and didn't respond at all.

Tang Xiaogong had never said so many words so patiently before, and he was so angry that he was completely ignored!

He wanted to turn over angrily, but he heard Chai Xiaoshou faintly say something.

Chai Xiaoshou: Why do you insist on passing me a note?

Tang Xiaogong was stunned by the question, yes, why did he never think about it?It seems to be instinctive to do this.

Chai Xiaoshou continued to think: I am so stupid, really.I only know that you can't cheat in the exam, but I don't know that you will pass the answer.I didn't expect you to send me the answer?If you catch it, you will not be able to graduate with a major demerit. Why do you pass the answer to me?

Tang Xiaogong couldn't stand his whispering curse like a ghost, so he had to kiss him bravely and naturally so that he could really attack himself!

Chai Xiaoshou's eyes widened and he was at a loss, how could he start the treatment again. . .

Tang Xiaogong follows his heart, and he must earn back his money after paying such a high price!

Is this the countdown to EDN? ╮(￣▽￣")╭

It's rare for Tang Xiaogong to sway after the kiss.

Chai Xiaoshou Mumu asked: What are you doing? . .I'm used to snoring now and don't need treatment. . .

He wasn't too embarrassed after he finished speaking, but let's muster up the courage after thinking about it!

Chai Xiaoshou: It was said on the Internet that this is the case. . .

Tang Xiaogong suddenly had bad intentions: this situation?What's wrong?kindness?

The voice line suddenly dropped, feeling hoarse, and Chai Xiaoshou felt the hairs all over his body stand on end.

Chai Xiaoshou: This situation is homosexual! ! !

After speaking, he tightly closed his eyes, not daring to look at Tang Xiaogong's expression.

A pair of hands encircled him in his arms, and the full chest he leaned on was slightly shaken.

Tang Xiaogong smiled and said: You are the only one who doesn't know, right?

Chai Xiaoshou opened his eyes and asked innocently: What? !You all know it!

Tang Xiaogong looked at the lack of tendons with black lines all over his face.

Chai Xiaoshou is depressed again~

Chai Xiaoshou: But, but I'm not ready to bend yet. . .

Tang Xiaogong said empathetically: Are you afraid of pressure?I'll take care of it, boy~

Chai Xiaoshou raised his head in confusion, frowned, and shook his head again.

No?

Chai Xiaoshou: No. . .I swore before that I must catch up with the goddess, otherwise I would be a bachelor for the rest of my life. . .What if, what if it works?I don't want to die alone QAQ

Tang Xiaogong gritted his teeth: So that's what happened?Okay, I, help, you, chase! ! !

The author has something to say:

The landlord was rejected today, a little depressed~ This pit will be leveled first (it's not a bad ending...cough cough)

A new hole may be opened tomorrow or another hole may be leveled, Jiang Zi╮(￣▽￣")╭

Thanks for the support of the girl "escape from the earth on a flying saucer", bow~ Without you, it would have been over 2333

See you at the next pit!