how to kill a roommate

Chai Xiaoshou really doesn't have much creativity, as you can tell from his name.

Below is a handsome, cool and tyrannical male theologian. . .It's actually easier to call Uncle Tang ==

What kind of pot matches what kind of lid, it is not that the family does not enter the house, and the two goods make do.

Uncle Tang: What are you selling cute?I still want to be called a sissy ==

Chai Xiaoshou was injured, his face was hot and his butt was cold, and he fell silent immediately.

Uncle Tang: Are you shit?Why don't you talk ==

Wipe, don't talk, I'm off.

This wood Jiong Meng: Oh!

Tang Xiaogong couldn't help but sneer, this guy is too funny.

Uncle Tang: Why are you holding on to my dragon robe?Is it really difficult to sleep alone, huh?

This wood 囧 Meng: You go to bed~

Uncle Tang: Well? Kao you play me!

Jimu Jiongmeng: No!Of course not. . .Me, didn't I see you tired~

Tang Xiaogong finally felt at ease after Chai Xiaoshou begged softly and softly.

Uncle Tang: Mother-in-law and mother-in-law like a woman, why do you have so many things, you bastard.Grandpa is going to sleep, get off.

This wood Jiong Meng: Oh!don't don't! ! !I don't want you to get off the plane! ! !

Uncle Tang: What the hell is going on! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou didn't want him to know that he was poisoned, without his detoxification of snoring, he would be tortured every day.How can I do this now_(:з」∠)_

Jimu Jiongmeng: Actually it is like this!Do you remember those pills I took some time ago?Then you threw them away.In fact, I am really sick!

Chai Xiaoshou praised her black-bellied wit!How can I be so handsome that I don't even recognize myself! 233333

Uncle Tang: Ha ha == You don’t need to take medicine, everyone can see that you are sick (⁠”⁹)

Chai Xiaoshou automatically ignores the poisonous tongue attack ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Jimu Jiongmeng: Actually, I have insomnia. . .Later, I went to see the doctor again, and he said that I was suffering from neurasthenia!After asking about the symptoms, I said that I can only fall asleep when you snore. The doctor said that this is the medicine!So let me persevere and listen to you snore every day~~~

Such low-level nonsense, as an author, I can't bear to type it out. What can I use to make up for Chai Xiaoshou's fading IQ?To apply the most popular words now: let’s do it and cherish it~ because it will be cleared when you can’t tell. . .

The author is not his own mother, but Tang Xiaogong is still a good Xiaogong, so of course his temper should be ignored.

Although he knew that Chai Xiaoshou was making things up, Tang Xiaogong was in a good mood and couldn't help but talk more.

The theory of relativity says that when a beautiful woman sits on you and you sit on the stove for 1 minute at the same time, the feeling is very different, that must be quite true!

Unknowingly, it was past two o'clock, and Chai Xiaoshou was still talking excitedly, but he vaguely seemed to hear it. . .snore?

XX control, OO control, when all kinds of control are popular, is there any snoring control who has the same disease as Chai Xiaoshou? . .Hope he's not alone.

Chai Xiaoshou was even more excited when he heard the snoring, and quickly put on the blue fat man's nightcap and lay there in a beautiful posture.

Ah~ Zhenxing Lake, I can finally sleep well O(∩_∩)O~

It's true to kick your nose and face. Since the first day, it's not a problem to do it again and again.

Tang Xiaogong was forced to chat with him every day, it was miserable~

No matter how tired he is, Tang Xiaogong will turn on YY and put the mic to his mouth, because there is a restless B/T on the other side of the computer waiting for him to snore. . .

Time flies, and school is about to start.The start of school, which was already extremely torturous, is getting closer, and Chai Xiaoshou is in a bad mood because he still has make-up exams for various subjects_(:з」∠)_

Thinking about the number of days of reviewing in the cold dormitory by himself trembling alone, he was looking forward to the end of the world coming soon.

But what should come will always come~

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The Saturday size, in order to keep updating _(:з"∠)_, I must be working hard【No shame(﹁"﹑)】