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The video author of "Behavioral Analysis" is Miss Lemonhead.

She did seem very professional.While explaining, the original film was played, and various vocabulary, such as micro-expressions, personality traits, behavior curves, comfort zones, and body language, were introduced. BLABLABLA a whole lot.

Cheng Yun didn't listen very carefully.

Because all his attention has been stunned by the video of the young lady killing her for the first time——

This Miss Lemonhead should be watching TV series at home, using a super-large screen PAD, and playing the highest level of gorgeous Blu-ray quality.Every time she explains the "key details", she directly maximizes the variety show screen on the high-definition PAD.

How big is it?It was so big that she could zoom in on Shen Zhuoyan's half-body lens to the point where only one eye filled the screen and the eyelashes were distinct, and then used her mobile phone to shoot "micro-expressions" with the PAD.

"..." Cheng Yun never thought that there are still people who watch comprehensive shows like this.

After being photographed by such a "physical microscope", there are too many subtle emotional changes that will definitely be easily overlooked when watching dramas on mobile phones, and there is nowhere to hide, which is extremely obvious!

……

Watching "The Actor's Rivers and Lakes" on a mobile phone, the part where Cheng Yun called "Xiaoyan" under the apricot tree and Shen Zhuoyan's face collapsed for a second was rarely noticed.

After all, in that scene, the two were shot in the same frame, and they were all in half profile.

It is not so easy to capture a person's subtle emotional changes in this kind of lens.

However, on the huge PAD of Ms. Lemonhead, through the extremely high-definition frame-by-frame slow playback of member privileges, the emotion on Shen Zhuoyan's face at that moment was even clearer than what Cheng Yun saw on the spot understand much more!

At least he was at the scene, and he never saw Shen Zhuoyan's "self-deprecating" expression before his face sank.

However, it can be clearly seen in PAD slow playback.

There was indeed a complicated self-mockery on Shen Zhuoyan's face to cover up his sadness and embarrassment, and then he turned into a shallow discouragement.

Cheng Yun couldn't believe it at first, but she didn't know for sure until she watched it several times.

He doesn't understand.

Ordinarily, he has been an actor for more than ten years, so he should be better at grasping some subtle emotions than anyone else.But Shen Juyan's obviously astringent and delicate emotions, he has seen it with his own eyes, but he didn't catch it?

After that, they basked in the sun and drank tea in the Xinghua courtyard.

For almost the whole process, Cheng Yun lay comfortably in the chair with his eyes closed.

And Shen Zhuoyan was waiting by the side, like a conscientious waiter, waiting for his glass to be empty to refill him at any time.

There is not much communication between the two in this scene, but it is not embarrassing - a lazy demon drinking tea in a leisurely ancient courtyard in a slow variety show, and a busy male protagonist taking care of the demon, with apricot blossoms, breeze, and fine wine , Silence is better than sound.

This is already the best solution that Cheng Yun could think of in the half-familiar, half-embarrassed but not embarrassing atmosphere of the two of them at the time.

The secluded and warm daily life of the demon king and the heroine, and the "Nutrition Junyun" secretly poking at the after-sales candy, everyone understands it.

The scene is beautiful, the people are beautiful, leisurely and lazy, and the sun is just right.

Coupled with the ancient style BGM added later in the program group, the atmosphere is good from beginning to end without talking, it should be regarded as a successful variety show case.

Until Miss Lemonhead pointed the camera at Shen Juyan's face again.

Cheng Yun really didn't know how to describe it.

Although, when watching a variety show, there were bullet screens complaining in this scene, "Hahaha, the hero is like the exclusive waiter of the demon king", but he really didn't expect that after zooming in, it would be so "exclusive" that it was outrageous——

Shen Zhuo Yanzhen was there conscientiously making and pouring tea for him.

As serious as a primary school student doing math problems.

It seems that what is contained in that cup is not tea but nectar and jade dew, which requires extreme care.

Even when not making tea, Shen Zhuoyan stared at his cup very vigilantly most of the time.

Refill his glass as soon as it's empty, and serve him glass after glass.

After drinking like this for a while, Shen Zhuoyan was worried that he would not be able to sleep at night if he drank too much tea.After he waved his hands carelessly and said "it's okay", he still silently changed him to sweet-scented osmanthus wine.

Then he continued to look at him, until he drank the wine and said "so sweet", and he was slightly relieved.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Until now, he finally understood a little bit.

Why throughout the whole variety show, he and Yan Yan Mingming had a lot of interactions from beginning to end, including smooth, silky, high-gloss, funny plots, passerby fans barrage all kinds of "hahahaha", but CP fans generally don't eat it and Sadness is everywhere.

Not only because of the stiffness and unfamiliarity of the two at the beginning.

The main reason is probably because there are many interactions, but they are "not sweet".

Cheng Yun admitted that part of this unsweetness must have been contributed by his stiffness, but a larger part, he can now confirm, stemmed from Yanyan's slightly weird emotions from beginning to end.

Just, Shen Juyan's whole mood is wrong.

That's a very subtle error.

It's like carefully serving him to drink tea. Although you can't pick out the inevitable faults on the surface, there is a faint "taste is not right".

How should I put it, it feels inexplicably... heavy?

While Cheng Yun was still pondering whether there is a more suitable adjective than heavy, the next second, the camera was photographing the falling apricot blossoms, and when the apricot blossoms were falling, no one would have noticed it without a high-powered microscope In the corner of the screen, Shen Zhuoyan was refilling wine for him, and the fingertips of the two accidentally touched.

At that moment, Cheng Yun, reflexively, hid for a while.

That action should be completely subconscious to avoid suspicion, and Cheng Yun didn't even remember that he had done this at the time.

In the next second, the camera cut to a close-up shot of Shen Zhuo Yan Junmei's eyes downcast.A similar self-mockery appeared on the corner of his lips again.

Maybe it shouldn't be called "self-deprecating".

Because rather than laughing at himself, that expression was closer to a helpless smile that he had to squeeze out to cover up his embarrassment and panic.

This kind of laughter often appeared a year ago when Shen Zhuoyan couldn't pick up his topic.

Maomao never said something like "I'm sorry, I don't know", but he would obviously fidget, he didn't even know where to put his fingers, and there were a lot of small movements suddenly, and then he used an apologetic smile to cover it up.

However, every time this kind of scene happened a year ago, Cheng Yun and Maomao were alone in the hotel room.

There are no camera shots, no variety show tasks, so he can take care of Mao Mao's emotions.And that afternoon in Xinghua Courtyard, Mozun drank with his eyes closed the whole time!

So, the scene became that he was drinking heartlessly, while Shen Zhuoyan looked down at the air and forced a smile.

Smiling and laughing, I couldn't move anymore at noon, I lowered my head slightly, and the circles of my eyes slowly turned red.

Miss Lemonhead: "Ah, he is so humble, he is so humble! He is about to cry, and he has to raise his head and take a careful look at Teacher Cheng!"

"After making sure that Mr. Cheng wasn't looking at him, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to endure."

"It's just a small move, so obvious! He was trying to divert his attention, and then tried to smile and pretend that nothing happened, but he got emotional for a second and continued to hold back his tears."

"He was panicked, really panicked, looking around and hiding from the camera."

"But I couldn't avoid it, so I had to continue to endure it."

Shen Juyan endured it for a long time, and it grew so ridiculously long that Miss Lemonhead even began to count her heartache and wickedness: "Look, bear it for 1 second, bear it for 2 seconds, bear it for 3 seconds, bear it for 4 seconds, I can't bear it anymore , you look and hide from the camera, 5 seconds..."

Cheng Yun silently exited the video.

daze.

daze.

daze.

The film king was in a daze on his face, and his heart was turbulent.

Are you going to suffocate?

Mustering up the courage to click in again, Ms. Lemonhead continued to explain enthusiastically, "Help, I'm so wronged, and everyone didn't notice it. It's so obvious, isn't it?"

It was obvious, too obvious.

It's so obvious that I don't even have to wash it, so it's even more suffocating.

However, even Cheng Yun felt that there was nothing to wash, but there were a lot of questioning bullets floating over his head——

"Ah? I really want to ask, where is he wronged, why is he crying? Am I blind, I didn't see it?"

"I'm also wronged that I didn't see this video. I went back and used the PAD specially used to turn on the highest definition, but I still didn't see it."

"+1, the whole process is confusing."

"+2"

"+3"

"I'm overdoing it, the red eyes are just because of the red eye makeup."

"I think it's eye makeup, too."

"Actually, he's sick! Anyone who knows Zhuoyan knows that it happens every time when his eyes are allergic."

Cheng Yun: "..."

Cheng Yun: "………………"

Ah, God is playing with him, right?

……

In the next three days, Cheng Yun had a very difficult three days in his life.

A man's instinct is to escape, and escape is shameful but useful.

If he could escape, he would have escaped long ago! ! ! ?"Turn on the high-definition PAD and replay these two episodes of variety shows" regularly every day, which really challenged his psychological endurance too much!

But he can't escape!He is a responsible man, he can't be a scumbag who abandons cats and cats all the time, he can't sleep if he is a scumbag!

As a result, I couldn't sleep without disk.

It's hard to sleep, and I can't sleep.

The results that come out of the disk have always given him the limit Schrödinger.

Yanyan in the variety show is a weeping cat who has been wronged to death for a while.After a while, it seemed to be what the barrage said, "Please don't be black, you really didn't cry, okay, it's just a matter of eye makeup and angle!"

"But I feel really wronged, there are so many small expressions of wronged."

"Shen Zhuoyan just had a cold that day and was uncomfortable!"

Cheng Yun: "..."

Very good, he succeeded and the whole person is Schrödinger.

Every day, I jump back and forth between "hehe, the scumbag who turned out to be heartless, messy, and finally abandoned his face is really me" and "don't want CP brains, especially don't abuse text CP brains".

Really, he seemed to be on a fake variety show and had a fake memory.

He obviously remembered that afternoon when he fell down a grass mud on the small stone path and came back to confirm that Yanyan did not like him, he was instantly lively, the atmosphere was upupup, and even Yanyan was brought up by him, making the whole cat happy up.

However, it was the first variety show at home——Yanyan didn't seem to be as cheerful as he remembered.

Playing the variety show for the second time——Yanyan was just trying to keep her eyes down and smile and barely cooperate with him!

Variety show for the third time—business joke? ?Isn't this a typical cat trying to bear it.jpg?Even worrying about the effect of the show, he forced him to chat smoothly, how miserable!

"..."

After Cheng Yun had done it three times, he really didn't dare to do it for the fourth time.

Help, why the facts are different from his memory, is this world real?Has his life been reset?

In his memory of "that happy afternoon", in fact, at best, it was the time of killing chickens and making chickens. Shen Juyan was distracted by the chicken brother for most of his attention, so he didn't seem particularly aggrieved.

Even later, when eating one chicken three times, Yan Yan was not happy

It may be that the stamina of the previous grievances came up again, Shen Zhuoyan: "..."

eat.

Eat silently.

Eat without interest.

Cheng Yun: Fuck, bum, bum.

Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry—

My mind is about to explode. Although Cheng Yun has no similar emotional experience, he acted in such a Republic of China drama when he just graduated.

In a small city with ancient brick walls, a young man secretly fell in love with his neighbor's elder sister. He finally waited until the elder sister came back from the city during the summer vacation, and went to see her with her arms full of evening primroses, only to find that her elder sister was shyly reading a letter from her lover.

It turned out that in her eyes, he was just a brother next door.

In that scene, the boy was eating chicken drumsticks at his sister's house, and he was crying while eating like this, with tears pouring down the entire bowl.I have to say stubbornly and miserably that it is because the chicken is so delicious that I cried after eating it.

But in the movie, at any rate, the elder sister gently stroked the boy's head.

In the variety show shots, he didn't even see Shen Zhuoyan eating in small bites under the dim light, and a water mark silently fell to the tip of his chin, which was crystal clear.

No!He crazily crazily grilled rice all the way, indulging in the delicious sweet and sour chicken.

"Well, delicious, whoever will marry you in the future..."

Like a capitalized scumbag! ! !

……

Cheng Yun watched the video for a while, then stared blankly for a while.

Watch the video for a while, and post for a while.

Later, I stopped watching the video at all, and I was in a daze, endlessly in a daze.

but!Life has to go on, you can't always be in a daze!

Big things have to be dealt with, speaking of which, it's almost time for the next recording, ah, wait a minute.

Why are there two more days until the next episode is recorded? ? ?How did he spend the first five days of the week?Where did you go?Have you been eaten?

How can time pass so fast?He hadn't thought of what to do with Yanyan, ah--the groundhog screamed!

……

Since the recording of the first episode of the variety show, Shen Zhuoyan has often locked herself in the house.

Assistant Zhao Yang should have been worried about this.

But fortunately, a dog has been accompanying Xiaoyan recently, and she feels a little relieved.

The dog was brought home by Shen Zhuoyan after recording "Around the World in 30 Days" last year. It is a big, white and soft Samoyed.

Xiaoyan is a child who is used to keeping a lot of things in her heart, but she often hugs the dog and chatters.

Zhao Yang's assistant sometimes acts like 007, and occasionally steals the door to eavesdrop.

A humble cousin is not as good as a dog! ! !

"Zangzang, tell me, am I very useless?"

In the room, Shen Zhuoyan buried her face in Sam's soft fur: "Of course I have made so much preparation, I should be able to perform better, but I..."

"However, being avoided, I still feel very sad."

Although from the very beginning, he didn't have too many expectations.

It would be great to be able to play variety shows with Mr. Cheng for a few days, and it would be enough to have more opportunities to get along with him. He knew that Mr. Cheng had never looked at him in that way, maybe never in his life.

But maybe.

Maybe, he has worked hard for a whole year, and others say that he has made progress, maybe he can... get a little closer.

Perhaps, there will be a little hope.

But he never expected that when they met again, Cheng Yun would stop calling him "Yanyan" and refuse to touch him.

All the dialogue was polite and rigid, extremely official, with a clear sense of avoiding suspicion.It wasn't until he was sure that he had no intentions towards him that he finally relaxed and cheered up.

...That's it, you don't want to be liked by me?

sad.

It turns out that no matter how hard you try, it won't work.

They obviously wanted to have a good time together, but they were so sad that they couldn't help being wronged and were about to cry.

Zhao Yang went in after hearing that there was no movement in the room for a long time.

Seeing how miserable the scene was, Xiaoyan just sat in such a posture, and fell asleep hugging the big dog by the bay window. He has 187 long arms and legs, and he doesn't know how to sleep curled up like that An Wen, the tear stains wet the dog's fur.

As for the dog...

Hey, this dog.

Zhao Yang didn't know what to say.Although he really wanted to say that Teacher Cheng himself is really handsome, he doesn't look like a dog at all, especially not like the silly smiling angel Samoyed at all.

But he also has to say that the Samoyed in his family is the Tibetan one in his family.

It looks... like Teacher Cheng!exactly the same!

Teacher Cheng meal replacement dog.Dog class sir.

Ugh.

He was worrying about how to get this person and dog, which added up to two hundred catties, onto the bed, when he saw Shen Zhuoyan's cell phone on the window sill light up.

"..."

Zhao Yang: "Yanyan, Yanyan, get up, get up!"

"Teacher Cheng sent you a message, you can see what it is?"

Zangzang: "Wow woof woof woof woof!"

The author has something to say:

Cheng Yun: Myocardial infarction after watching various videos recently, so hurry up and find a novel to refresh yourself.

Um? "The film king is sure about chasing his husband's crematorium script"?