Lalang

I'm telling you don't believe the love, the love, the show

young people are good at telling lies

One look deceived the world

……

The tenderness you have seen is all fake

love is all fake

you witnessed

hugs are fake

Guessing thoughts is false

Cheng Yun: "..." I don't understand, he doesn't understand!

This "truth is false" video, he really looked at it horizontally and vertically, but he didn't see the trick.

Isn't it just a filter and a song, isn't it just cutting the sweetness between him and Yanyan before and the interaction in this variety show?Why is the playback volume so high?

The tag is "BE aesthetics", where is the be?The barrage is also crying sincerely——

"But at that time, they, woo woo woo, really lived, there can't be fake ones..."

"It's so good during the tidbits, how could they get separated while walking?"

"I don't care, I still firmly believe that I will definitely HE."

"It's just a temporary quarrel, and it will be reconciled!"

"Help me up, as long as the two parties haven't made their relationship public, I can knock!"

Cheng Yun: "..."

He is really old, I really don't understand.

Quickly poking and poking again, I found an extended version of "Analysis of Unfamiliar Stone Hammer".

Thank goodness, finally UP is willing to explain!

"Analysis of Unfamiliar Rock Hammer" started from the first scene of the variety show when he got off the plane, and Director Xiao Fang lively squeezed through the crowd and jumped to his side.

Cheng Yun and Fang Zheping had met before, but they were not familiar with each other.

However, judging from the effects of the variety show filming, it can't be seen that the two are not familiar with each other.

In the camera, he lowered his head, chatting and laughing with Fang Zheping, and looked at little Fang Dao. According to UP, his eyes were definitely "friendly, friendly, and full of tenderness".

——In stark contrast to when he saw Shen Juyan an hour later!

An hour later, under the apricot tree, he met face to face with Yan Yan, who was extremely beautiful in red and ancient costume.

Barrage: "It's as embarrassing as a scene where two strangers are forced to go on a blind date."

Cheng Yun: "..."

So, it's not enough, is it?

Yes, he and Yanyan haven't seen each other for a long time, so the atmosphere at that time may have been a little bit stiff, but he immediately took the initiative to break the deadlock!

"My horse duck! Why do you want to shake hands?"

"Help, what kind of real acquaintances, good buddies, the first reaction when they meet is to shake hands???? This is too strange. Only people who don't know each other at all will do this!"

"Very abrupt and stiff!"

"Look carefully, these two people didn't make eye contact the whole time."

"Shen Juyan looked at Cheng Yun, but Cheng Yun avoided Shen Juyan the whole time! But the way Cheng Yun looked at Shen Juyan before, everyone has seen it! How he looked at Director Fang just now, everyone has seen it!"

"As we all know, even if Cheng Yun looks at people casually, no, even if he casually looks at small animals in normal times, he always looks affectionate!"

Cheng Yun: "..."

Wait, wait a minute.

"As we all know", he usually looks at small animals... with affection?

Is there such a thing? ? ?

In the next second, UP threw out a few pictures.

Cheng Yun gazed at the host at the awards ceremony, Cheng Yun gazed at fans at the airport, Cheng Yun gazed at the old man selling melons while buying melons in the market, and the affectionate cat pictures he posted on Weibo.

Cheng Yun: "........."

Ah - what kind of look is this?Has he always looked at people like this?Why has no one ever reminded him?

It's terrible not to have assistants and agents, no one has pointed out his problems at all!He has to build a team when he goes home, and he has to start recruiting assistants!That does not work!

……

Cheng Yun exited the video and slowed down for a while.

Help.

Cheng Yun, cheer up!

With tears in his eyes, he clicked in again, and continued to watch the various comparisons of the UP master. When he was with Fang Zheping and the former Shen Zhuoyan, his expression was relaxed and his eyes were bright.And the tension, evasion and indifference when meeting Shen Zhuoyan now.

"Is it more than unfamiliar?"

"I boldly open the mic. Now the relationship between these two people is completely strange and cold!"

Cheng Yun: "..."

The Lord really wants to open the microphone to explain.

As for the part between him and Director Fang, it was true that he was chatting and laughing, but he really didn't remember a word of what he exchanged with Director Fang at that time!

Because that was simply because he was trying to maintain a smile and deal with unfamiliar directors when his mind was messed up and he didn't have enough sleep.

At that time, his mind was constantly circling, and there was only one question in total, a soul question that had haunted him since he got on the plane——

Why did Yan Yan hang his doll on the car?

Can Yan Yan really treat him?

If it is true, what should he do? ?

And an hour later, when Xinghua Hut faced Shen Zhuyan, the reason why he froze like a bear was still because the same soul problem was constantly circling.

With such a beautiful face, why did he hang his doll on the car?

Ah - why?why?Why? (groundhog calls)

It turns out that overthinking can lead to mental retardation in humans.

It can also cause stiffness in humans.

When watching variety shows before, Cheng Yun had actually discovered his own stiffness.It’s just that in the barrage at that time, passers-by were all “hahahaha really big crab” and “haha Mr. Cheng really implements the crab character design and can’t relax”.

Who knew that the clip of "hahaha" would directly become abusive when it was included in the CP video.

Of course, it is impossible for CP fans to know the true master's mental journey and the cause and effect of the whole thing.

All they can believe is the video they saw——

No matter how close and sweet the two people's tidbits in "One World Yunlong" are, it was a year ago.Since then, the only video is "Arguing", and the only interaction is "Forced Business".

Originally, I was expecting that after the variety show was broadcast, there would be a mountain of sugar and a sea of ​​sugar. Who would have thought that the first episode of the variety show would be awkward and stiff, and I was not familiar with it.

Sad.

Sosad.

Soverysad.

Sovery extreme lysad.

Our CP is fake.

Mourning is everywhere, crying down the Great Wall.

……

You see, when Shen Zhuoyan took Cheng Yun to visit the hut, the two of them were obviously alienated, polite and stiff throughout the whole process.

You see, the clips of drinking tea and drinking are also without communication.

Look, the two hours they disappeared from the hut came back in a state of disarray... Does it look like they had a fight?Shen Juyan's cheeks were scratched!

You see, although Shen Juyan didn't say anything, he vented all his cold hatred on the innocent chicken brother!

Cheng Yun: "..."

Hello, hello!

Let’s forget about the previous ones, but what happened to brother chicken really isn’t that much of a crime, right?Not to mention how many times a kind-hearted boy like Yan Yan gave Brother Ji a chance to escape, it's because Brother Ji didn't leave on his own and offered to be a sweet and sour chicken, okay?

During the two hours when they were suspected of going out to fight... they were also trying to find their way and find someone!

Who made the program group play too big by not being human, leaving the two of them in the wilderness, and not leaving a living person to help them near the hotel.

He and Yan Yan originally thought about whether they could "save themselves", but the homestay was built on the mountainside, and there were only two ways to go down the mountain.One is a flat but long drive around the mountain, and the other is a steep, small stone path.

Little Stone Path is in disrepair.

The reason why he was in a mess was entirely because he almost fell down the mountain.

And Shen Zhuoyan was implicated by him, the two of them rolled to the nearby haystack together to make this happen!

……

Back then on the set of "One World Yunlong", there was a situation where Shen Juyan hugged him because he was afraid that he would fall.

Later that paragraph was made public in the tidbits by the crew.Shen Juyan, dressed in red, hugged him half a circle, and he raised his eyes in shock... That scene is still the first among the "Ten Famous Scenes of Nutrient Junyun".

This time, the movement of Shen Juyan hugging him was almost exactly the same as that time.

It was as if his whole body fell into Shen Zhuyan's arms, and even his forehead hit Shen Zhuyan's collarbone.

Yanyan's bosom is the same as always, with a sweet citrus fragrance.

Cheng Yun secretly took a breath, and secretly counted in his heart.

1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds...

In this short and long moment, he thought, if there is something strange, he must feel it.

You will feel an abnormal heartbeat, you will feel excessive body temperature, the orange fragrance will change from sweet to strong, and the hug will definitely tighten for a second-a male creature finally hugs the person he likes , it is absolutely impossible to let go easily.

but.

Shen Zhuoyan didn't make any unnecessary movements, but worriedly checked his wrist that was cut by grass blades: "Mr. Cheng, are you alright?"

The afternoon sun shines on Shen Zhuo's bright red clothes, beautiful eyes, and the emerald green grass half a person's height around him.

They are all 26 years old, their eyes and expression are still clear and innocent, like an unworldly teenager.

Cheng Yun was silently relieved.

Sure enough, everything was purely due to his brainwashing influence and thinking too much! ! !

Yan Yan is just not good at getting along with people, Yan Yan is just a little cute shy and eccentric.

But other than that, everything Yan Yan has done from the past to the present is clean, aboveboard, and frank!

And he is not a scumbag who accidentally abandoned his cute cats indiscriminately, he is just an ordinary-looking senior who was dragged into CP!

With this understanding, after returning to Xinghua Courtyard, killing chickens, roasting chickens, and making matcha, Cheng Yun became lively.

Yan Yan covered the camera for me—caring about seniors.

Yan Yan kills chickens and cooks for me—loves seniors.

Yanyan saw that I like sweet and sour, so she picked all the sweet and sour chicken into my bowl—respect to seniors.

Yan Yan is simple and frank.

Then it would be nice for Cheng Yun herself to be frank.

Just eat chicken, make tea, and play together, so you don't have to be nervous and avoid suspicion like in the afternoon.It doesn't matter even if he interacts too much with Yanyan and is ridiculed for selling off traffic.

Anyway, subjectively, he doesn't mean to cheat, that's enough, if others want to think he's cheating, he can't help it.

And after straightening his mentality, he will immediately be able to appreciate Yanyan normally like a year ago——

Yanyan has really improved a lot this year.

He will pay attention to the camera shots in the room, he will know how to chat smoothly and interestingly, he will take care of people, he will cook, he will know what to say and what not to say, and he will also notice that he loves sweet and sour chicken.

From a beautiful but socially phobic, silent and boring vase cat, it evolved into a perfect version 2.0 all-around cat in one year, with a big fluffy tail wagging and wagging.

It's cute and sweet.It cooks and tastes good.

Hey, blame him for being unlucky.

……

Wait, what is unlucky!Cheng Yun, you are a straight man!Is it okay to kowtow to cp and knock yourself on the head? ? ?

CP fan Cheng Yun should not dance in front of the main character Cheng Yun, and the behavior of fans should not rise up to the main character! ! !

Two days and two nights of idyllic life, relaxed and entertaining.

At least Cheng Yun felt that he and Mao Mao had become familiar again.

Although there is a camera, he can't make Maomao to dance the seaweed dance for him in a fair manner, and he can't have some private fun.

But anyway, we have to record a long variety show together.

The fans are right about one thing, shaking hands is indeed a very unfamiliar gesture for him.

So at the end of the recording, Cheng Yun didn't choose to hold Shen Juyan's hand stiffly like when they first met.

Instead, he chose high fives.

A man's highfive, the kind that separates after one pat.

But for some reason, Shen Zhuoyan didn't let him go, but grabbed him, and under the setting sun, she clasped her fingers tightly.

The evening breeze is a little cold.

"Teacher Cheng."

Shen Zhuoyan lowered his eyes and smiled slightly, wondering if it was because of Wanxia, ​​Cheng Yun always felt that his eye sockets were slightly red.

"Next week, see you on the next show."

The smile of the handsome man in ancient costume is more beautiful than anything else, but it is a pity that there is a trace of astringency.Even the barrage was noticed: Why does Yan Yan seem a little wronged?

But that should be... just their illusion, right?

They had so much fun, where did the grievance come from?

……

Cheng Yun went to bed.

Halfway through sleep, I somehow woke up again.

It is frank and frank, but there is always something lingering in my heart.He accidentally turned on his phone and searched for the keywords "Shen Juyan" and "grievance".

Can someone please help him with a dish?

I didn't have much hope at first, but I found a video with a bluffing title——

"Psychology graduate students use academic behavior analysis to explore what Shen Zhuoyan is wronged".

"???"

It's just a cp, has it risen to the height of academic papers now?

The author has something to say:

In the eyes of Cheng Yun, fans, and Yan Yan, the first episode of the program is actually three completely different stories.

Tomorrow is Yan Yan Line.