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In fact, Cheng Yun's memory of getting off the plane that day is quite vague.

Just, how can it not be blurred?

It has been a week in a row, because of the uncontrollable brainstorming and repeated jumping after going to bed at night, the fancy sleep quality has been affected!

It's not just CP fans who are being manipulated every day.

The righteous master is also being tortured every day! ! !

Cheng Yun's mental journey this week——

"Thinking too much, it's just the worship of young people, and worship can explain everything."

But worship can't explain the birthday's 520?

Cheng Yun, you are really ordinary and confident and think too much, you have not had much contact with each other this year!

Yes, but he recorded you a cute finger dance on a crab shell and got jealous because of your scandal with Boni Lim!

The time on the set of "The Queen's Tale of the Queen" can be interpreted as...jealous, right?

Is it possible that Yan Yan actually has a crush on her elder sister Lin Baoni, and is jealous because she regards herself as a love rival?

Ah——This kind of divergent reasoning is really going to be endless!

……

In short.

When Cheng Yun got on the plane, he wore two big panda eyes.

Originally, he was hoping to catch up on sleep on the plane, but the moment he pulled down the blindfold, he remembered the doll on the roof of Shen Zhuoyan's car, and couldn't sleep at all.

So how can this blame him for being sleepy and dazed when he got off the plane?

At the same airport that day, there were four stars of the variety show arriving one after the other, so there were a lot of fans picking up the airport.Anyway, their elder brother hasn't arrived yet, so they are idle anyway, and by the way, let's take a shot at the popular actor of a literary film recently?

So Cheng Yun got into the fan club with a huge crowd of top streamers just like that.

Being blocked by all kinds of pats.

Cheng Yun really didn't have much experience of being surrounded by fans, and his lack of sense and brain was not enough, so that on the basis of the same hands and feet, he had to turn sideways to clear the way from time to time because he was afraid of bumping into people.

On that day, he was wearing a new jacket given to him by a friend who was a cutting-edge independent designer.

...the red color of boiled hairy crabs.

The designer friend said that because Cheng Yun’s word Yun happened to mean "red and yellow", he got the color inspiration from this word, and felt that Cheng Yun's luck has been very prosperous recently, so he might be able to bring his little one. Many brands add fuel to the flames together?

The mouth of the damaged friend seemed to have been opened.

Reuters at the airport that day, Cheng Yun, with his own strength, with the image of "a rampant 996 social animal crab" with the same hands and feet, obviously low IQ, and a sleepy face under the mask, was as strong as the airport's "overwhelming" The other top streamers have exploded in playback volume.

It's too funny, everyone's comment area is uniform "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha".

Inadvertently making friends.

The "same style of crab" in the shop of loss friends is also sold like crazy, and the limited-time rush purchase will also give away "crab vinegar"-a vinegar black hat.

Cheng Yun clearly remembered that when his friend gave him clothes, he solemnly said that the name of his series was "Yun Se Xi Ying".

The illustrations and descriptions of the text are also beautiful ins style, saying that this color is "the most beautiful gradient color in the sunset", and the tone of the clothes is so small, fresh and high-quality, a literary and artistic atmosphere blows to the face.

And now! ?

The store homepage and product pictures have all been changed, and a plate of well-cooked hairy crabs and a bottle of crab vinegar are carelessly bought. "The same style as Star Airport" and "Genuine Hahaha Social Animal Worker Crab Jacket", sold 4000+ per month in a blink of an eye.

"..."

Cheng Yun does not understand the logic of human impulse consumption.But there is one thing he wants to explain—yun has two pronunciations, and the red and yellow ones read wēn.His thoughts are yùn!It means collecting and storing, and it has nothing to do with hairy crabs.

He wasn't the one who fell for "the crab who turned around" in the hot search! ! !

……

Of course, Cheng Yun didn't discover anything about Crab Essence until he returned home after filming that episode of the variety show.

Because during the two-day and one-night variety show recording period, he and all his colleagues had their mobile phones taken away by the show crew, which made him miss the two days when he was "hahahahaha big crab" by various short video platforms.

The name of the variety show is "Actor's Rivers and Lakes". According to the introduction and contract, this is a lively, exciting, brain-burning and happy large-scale real-life RPG game variety.

Cheng Yun has always been a serious person in his work.

Therefore, starting from a month ago, I used my spare time to double the speed of similar variety shows and tried my best to make up an outline of them. I can basically guess the flow of this variety show-later, I will definitely send them to the game scene , all the "players" had a lively meeting first.

Then the small game was divided into groups, and then all the members ran up to the full shooting point.

Looking for various NPCs and taking on a bunch of quests, you will probably encounter a lot of small bridges that require showmanship, force value and brain puzzle solving.All in all, it is to cooperate with teammates, form an alliance with a team that is both an enemy and a friend, and try to deceive the opponent, and finally win the game by superimposing brains and luck.

For other specific situations, it depends on IQ to adapt to the situation.

He should be fine!

However, when Cheng Yun got into the car of the program group from the airport, the place where Cheng Yun was taken by the car was not at all the expected "game scene".

It was a farmyard with blooming apricot trees inside the wall on a hillside with no village in front and no shops behind.

He got out of the car under the driver's firm eyes, and then, the car left him and drove away!

Cheng Yun: "...Huh?"

The matter has come to this, can only push the door.result--

Inside the door, cherry blossoms fell like rain, and a handsome man in red with a high ponytail and ancient costume stood under the tree.

Hearing the voice and turning back slowly, a pair of beautiful eyes that were smiling were bright and clear, Cheng Yun almost forgot to breathe for a moment.Obviously there were no wind chimes hanging on the porch of the small courtyard, but he seemed to vaguely hear the tinkling wind chimes through the colorful sunlight.

what--

Help.

Caught off guard, Yanyan's flourishing beauty crit strikes! ! !

He knew that Shen Zhuo was good-looking, he had always known it.

But I never expected that the perfect score of 100% could skyrocket to 120% after a few months of seeing each other. Is there any reason for this? ? ?

Your heart is pounding, Cheng Yun, cheer yourself up.

Take heart, really.

Don't think about it, especially there is no need for CP brains.You are a social cow!Take out the skills of your senior Sheniu, and get along with Maomao normally, just like before!

Stiff, stiff, stiff.Crabs run rampant.

"Hi, Xiao, Xiaoyan, hello."

"We haven't seen each other for a long time. How long have you been here? Is it just the two of us now?"

An extremely ordinary two-sentence opening remark.

But only Cheng Yun knows about the ups and downs in it! ! !

At the beginning, he wanted to call him "Xiao Shen"—after all, they met each other once in a year, and they could count on one hand the phone calls.In addition, he himself has used too many real CPs during this time, and was brainwashed every day, so guilty that he didn't dare to look openly at Shen Juyan.

In this case, how can you be ashamed to post it with carelessness and enthusiasm and call it "Yan Yan"?

however.

When the word "small" just came out, he could clearly see that Shen Juyan's eyes changed in an instant! ! !

Special, special, very obvious.

It’s the kind of face-changing Sichuan opera that if this scene is photographed, the bullet screen will definitely read “Look at the cat and the cat will be criticized in a second”!

Cheng Yun was so sleepy on the spot that the crab was shocked for a second, so "Xiao Shen" changed to "Xiao Yan" in seconds.

Even so, Shen Juyan's smile subsided within a second.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Ah - help X2!

No way, no way, no way, no way, no way?The hair on the back stood up, and the entire temple was throbbing!

Cheng Yun, Cheng Yun, Cheng Yun, calm down, calm down.

But he couldn't figure it out, why did Yanyan care so much about a title?

This is completely unreasonable!It's not that everyone's CP is really real, right?Ah, the Lord is so flustered, I have never been as flustered as I am now in my 32 years of life!

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There are still half of the codes not finished, it should be put up later, but don’t wait to prevent the flag