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It is also the first time in Cheng Yun's life that he knocked on CP.

As a newcomer, he was very surprised to find that some CP fans' psychological endurance...so weak, even weaker than a beginner like him! ! !

This even includes the veteran grain producer Zhenzhen.

Zhenzhen's status a few days ago was: ahhhhhhh I'm dead, my CP is too sweet and fragrant! ! !I twisted into a silkworm chrysalis on the bed! ! !

After the quarrel video, Zhenzhen's status is: Woo.

Zhenzhen's status yesterday was: Ah, ah, sad, who would tell me that the CP I was really BE had long been BE? ? ?

Zhenzhen's status today is: Zhenzhen reposted an introductory tidbit of "The Story of the Empress".

"The Legend of the Female Emperor" is a production team with very strong marketing capabilities, which is quite different from "Yunlong", which has a top-notch male lead in charge, but the publicity is flat, and in the end it depends on the "inside plot" after the broadcast to become popular. "The Legend of the Female Emperor" has been fan-favorite since the casting of the cast, and there has been a lot of controversy in the midst of the actor's change of roles. Now that it is on the fast track, it is not polite to take advantage of Cheng Yun's recent soaring popularity.

In the official sideshow video, Cheng Yun has a set of general battle makeup, with tight muscles of wheat color wrapped in gauze, revealing a narrow waist that endures crime.

Empress Lin Baoni: "~~~~~"

A woman can sacrifice her love for a handsome muscular guy for the sake of love to marry a quiet and low-key handsome director.But as expected, I still can't completely disobey my own nature, this wheat-colored figure ahhh!

The plot requires that the queen needs to touch the general's chest muscles here.

Lim Boni beamed with joy: "Wow, is this something I can touch?"

Tap it, tap it again.

Great satisfaction.

Zhenzhen: This is it!If it doesn't work, I will go to GB, Si Ai is also very sweet!In short, whoever gives sugar is the mother, and sugar addicts will never admit defeat! ! ! !

Cheng Yun: "..."

Cheng Yun: "..."

Didn't you still hold high the CP banner a few days ago and never waver, so you rebelled so easily?

What kind of CP powder is this kind of wall grass! ?

Looking at it again, the number of fans of Zhenzhen on the wall is more than 250 million.Even though Cheng Yun's fan base has skyrocketed recently, it is still far behind.

Cheng Yun: "........." It turns out that I am not worthy.

He flipped through it, but he didn't see what this Zhenzhen was doing.It seems like she's either posting some dairy ad or eating sugar every day.

Others can smash candies, and they can become a big-handed wife with more than 250 million fans! ! !

He really doesn't deserve it!

In the comment area, there are a bunch of people calling Zhenzhen to return to the pit, and the first row has a trumpet whose ID is Yaoyao: Zhenzhen is not allowed to betray the organization, come back quickly! ! !

Yaoyao's trumpet is also a big V, Cheng Yun poked it in curiously.

Quietly poked it out.

More than 500 million fans, dimensionality reduction blow.

The brief introduction is Yaoyao's trumpet, and she also plays CP every day, other than that, she has no idea what her main job is.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Lost, lost, lost all.

……

In the next few days, Zhenzhen took a bunch of CP fans and kept jumping around repeatedly.

"No matter what, the latest early morning mangosteen is indeed real candy!"

"No! It can't be considered real sugar. After all, it's still the promotion period of "One World Yunlong". It seems that Shen Zhuoyan was forced to open a business and deliberately chose a time with so few people."

"It's said that the tidbits are sweet, how can it be sweet? Look at this, Cheng Yun is saying that Shen Zhuoyan's acting skills are stiff! Can you still be so yin and yang?"

"Huh? But I think you'll only talk if you're familiar with it. If you're not familiar with it, who can offend the top class?"

At this point, the metaphysics of yin and yang in Knock CP appeared! ! !

The same message, some people think it's sugar and some people think it's a knife.Some people think there is adultery and some people think there is absolutely no such thing as a bunch of confusing information.

This is the legendary...Schrödinger's CP?

cooked?Still unfamiliar?friend?Or a fake business CP?Did it, or didn't it?

"Please read Cheng Yun's interview. He himself said that he likes "intellectual elder sister". Alright. Intellectual, elder sister, do these two words have anything to do with Shen Juyan?"

"Then it could also be that the elder sister who used to like intellectuals opened the door to a new world after meeting Shen Juyan! Or deliberately said the opposite to avoid suspicion?"

"My gaydar didn't ring, I think Cheng Yun is straight!"

"They live in the same city. If they really have a good relationship, they haven't been photographed going out for so many years? They don't even have mutual friends!"

"But those tidbits are so sweet, it's impossible to be fake? Don't forget that this drama never thought of hyping 'Nutrition Junyun'. How could it be a thread-buried business? We still went to ask for the tidbits and shouted three times." The Tiansanye film was edited overnight!"

"Did they get together? My CP is always in a hurry to be confused and operate. Is it messing with my mentality!?!?"

"It's not me who engages in CP, it really is CP who engages me. I didn't expect to exercise my criminal investigation ability while knocking?"

"Wow wow wow, everyone else is lying flat and opening their mouths to feed sugar. I'm so miserable. It's the difficulty of sea turtle soup for the first time to engage in real people!"

……

Amidst the sadness, the archaeological party rushed to send a new candy.

After they carefully analyzed the Weibo of the two masters one by one - last year's New Year, Cheng Yun posted a photo wearing a blue Tang suit, and two hours later Shen Juan posted a photo wearing a red Tang suit.

The year before last, Cheng Yun wore black and white tie, and Shen Zhuoyan wore white and black tie.

The year before New Year's Eve, Cheng Yun's fluffy dog's home pajamas look, Shen Dianyan's cat and cat's home pajamas look.

The two of them used the exact same photo filter and camera angle countless times.

The most important thing is that you see, since Cheng Yun said one day seven years ago that he likes to drink matcha snow top coffee, Shen Zhuoyan suddenly started to drink matcha snow top coffee the next day, and often appeared in the mirror~!

Is this a coincidence?

No, this must be a cue from a distance, if this is not love!

"Ah, ah, so sweet, so sweet", "It's true, it's true", "I can't believe it's a coincidence", "Knock it, knock it!" (*≧▽≦)

CP fans collectively knocked.

Fans are collectively stupid!That's it, that's it?What the hell is going on with this group of people, help me, what are they doing, should we do it for you? ? ?

Wei Fan couldn't help laughing crazy in the group.

"What's the secret of New Year's? It's too stupid. If you have to make up your mind, why don't you go to Halloween! Halloween is much better than New Year's, okay?"

"This year's Zhuoyan's demon king's costume can be distorted to pay tribute to Cheng Yun's demon king Shunjun, right? Last year's zombies can be made up to pay tribute to Cheng Yun's award-winning movie "Zombie City" the year before? The crown prince the year before last , Can you stick it out and say it is a tribute to Cheng Yunda’s "Lights Dim" the year before last? This coincidence is no more than a New Year costume with one red and one blue CP Hammer?"

"Even if you have to respond to everything, why not forcefully share the corresponding song every time Cheng Yun posts a travel photo? Look at "Prague Square", "Lake Baikal" and "The Meaning of Travel"..."

"Red leather rope...the red leather rope I've been wearing since my debut. It was supposed to be the CP fan's Bible Thor's Hammer, but they have been selectively blind!"

"And every year on January 1 at 8:5 p.m., you can post cake selfies with your face. Why don't you imagine that this is an ironclad proof of love?"

"At any rate, listing these things seems like a real response to everything, right? What do CP fans like every day?"

The traitorous undercover agent in Wei Fan group quickly brought out the chat records.

CP fans were shocked.

CP fan Taylor was shocked.

CP fan Lagrange is serious.

CP fan Selberg was shocked.

It's too sweet, it's too sweet, I'm kneeling down, really no wives who are fans of Weifan will kowtow!Too good at knocking crabs, crabs, crabs!

Seeing that the opponent is so good at knocking, CP fans feel that they have to do something on their side, and they can't keep being crushed by the opponent.So following it, CP fans wrote out the plot line.

The story begins ten years ago.

At that time, Cheng Yun had just entered the entertainment industry, and Shen Zhuoyan was still a young freshman in high school.As he watched the film king look back in the sun in the first literary film on TV, he fell in love at first sight, and the young man's feelings were the most sincere.The gears of fate began to turn.

From then on, they met by chance, neither of them knew that each other's fate would be tightly entwined in the future.

In order to follow in the footsteps of the senior in her heart, Shen Zhuoyan desperately lost weight, practiced dancing, and stumbled into the entertainment industry.In the dinner of the seniors' private group, the two met, got to know each other, overcome all difficulties and fell in love with each other, showing their affection secretly on Weibo.Respond to everything and try hard to keep quiet, and protect this hard-won relationship.

During this period, they have secretly met the parents.Shen Zhuoyan's mother, actress Mo Xiaogu, liked Cheng Yun so much that she collaborated with him in two films in succession.But love cannot be hidden after all. During the filming period of "One World Yunlong", Cheng Yun couldn't bear the pain of lovesickness and went to Shen Zhuoyan's crew to guest star. , will tell their hidden love in public.

To sum up, our CP is already an old couple.

However, the passion is not extinguished, and Cheng Yun can still be jealous and quarrel because of the things that Cheng Yun dedicated to touching Lin Baoni for filming. Of course, there are bedside quarrels and bedside quarrels.

Haha, hahaha.

It's too sweet, too logical, too hammering, I almost believe it.

Hahahaha...

Haha ...

After all the staff danced wildly and happily, CP Chaohua entered a short period of chilling.

Just, too many hammers, too reasonable, suddenly a little... afraid to speak.

We can't really get real, can we?

At this time, should rational CP fans continue to kowtow desperately?Is this really appropriate, or should I just keep a low profile and help block a cupboard door for their benefit?

……

……

The energy of the brainwashing bag is so strong that even Cheng Yun himself was almost fooled.

Even he, as the rightful owner, couldn't help but think about the same question - this couldn't be true, could it?

At first he thought it was all a coincidence.

After all, it's too far-fetched to think about the New Year's clothes. There are only a few colors of clothes in the world, so it's normal.

Playing songs from a distance is far-fetched. Those songs are already good hits, so why not let people play them?

生日520祝福也好牵强，按世界有60亿人算，平均差不多有1600万人会在1月8日过生日呢。说不定沈酌颜是有什么亲人朋友这天生呢？

But it's all a coincidence.

It doesn't mean that there are many coincidences, because they are just coincidences.

Although the matcha snow top coffee may be a little difficult to explain.

Because when Cheng Yun was researching Shen Juyan, he clearly remembered that he had seen an ancient video of Shen Juyan who had just debuted.I remember Shen Zhuoyan said that the flavor he is least willing to eat is matcha red beans, because he hates matcha and red beans the most.

Because Cheng Yun loves matcha and red beans so much, he remembers this incident very clearly!

Well, even if this matter is that he suddenly changed his taste.That red bracelet or something...

The red bracelet seems to be the same. Cheng Yun quickly turned to an interview video that was not played very much. Yan Yan did say that this is something very important to him.

Since it was something important, I didn't say anything... just gave it to him?

Oops, what's going on.

He also felt that the more he knocked, the more real it became.

While flipping through Shen Juyan's Weibo, Cheng Yun tried to recall every detail of the half month they spent together.Then the soul tortured itself, is it possible, you said, is there a little bit of possibility?

Then he saw that on May 5th every year, for five consecutive years, Shen Zhuoyan posted the same words on his blog - "May I continue to be as lucky as a little carp this year, wagging my head and wagging my tail, and my wishes come true."

On May 5th, no fans know what date it is.

May 5th was the day when Cheng Yun received the lucky pendant six years ago.Then the next year, he won the Golden Maple Award, which was a turning point in his career. In the award-winning interview that not many people paid attention to, he happily said that he was as lucky as a little carp this year, shaking his head and tail, and his wish came true.

I say this because there is a small enamel carp on the small pendant.

The implication is that the carp jumps over the dragon's gate.

He felt that it was unreasonable to have such a coincidence. On the same day, Shen Zhuoyan's blessings for five consecutive years would be exactly the same as his original words in the interview.

While carp may be a symbol of luck, it doesn't have to be the same for head and tail wags.

What is the probability of such a coincidence happening in the world?

……

Really, if he wasn't for Cheng Yun himself, if he was a CP fan who dug up that old interview, he would absolutely believe that Yan Yan and him were real.

But just because he was Cheng Yun himself, he thought it was impossible.

Don't if Yanyan likes him, wouldn't she only keep in touch with him politely for a few months in a year? ? ?You say you like it, who can believe it?

Of course, he didn't mean that Yan Yan should actively pursue him or something, he just wanted to prove that this is really impossible, really impossible.

Among other things, what about Yan Yantu?Think he is old, think he is young?

Coincidence, all coincidence.

……

Cheng Yun took part in a variety show by plane.

He was sleepy as soon as he got on the plane, and just pulled off the blindfold to fall asleep.Suddenly the same movement reminded him of an event a year ago.

That time he had a fever nap, he was in Shen Zhuyan's car.

There is a doll.

Smiling, he kept swinging on the roof of the car.At that time, he felt a little familiar, it seemed a little familiar.

Fuck, that doesn't look familiar! ! !

Is that his doll? !Is it the Golden Armored General he played in the movie "Lights Dim"?It was made by the film producer alone to celebrate the award, and it was only given away or not sold, only [-]!It's almost not enough to give it to the crew, and the actress Mo Xiaogu is not in that crew, let alone Shen Juyan! ! !

The director of that movie is Lin Baoni's husband, a frail young man with dreams, but he is very capable, and he is especially good at leading the team. Yes, Cheng Yun believes that no one will send him out at will.This doll is absolutely impossible to get without a lot of effort. Why does he have that doll? ? ?

"Teacher Cheng!!!"

Variety show shooting started from the moment I got off the plane.

Fang Zheping is not a director of a variety show, but a director of a well-known traffic drama. The reason why he came here is because this variety show not only has to film the daily life of farmers, but also short plays. He is mainly responsible for the part of the short plays.

But well...

He had heard from actor friends surnamed Zhang and actor friends surnamed Lin that this Cheng Yun was easy-going, lively and easy to get along with.

But why did the people he saw feel so deep?

So deep, not lively at all!

There are few words along the way, as if immersed in your own world.This, this is simply a typical melancholy Wenqing actor, okay?

And he walked so stiffly, his whole body seemed to be petrified and trying to move.

Why are they still a little bit of the same hands and feet?

The author has something to say:

Same hands and feet hhhhh

I've written this far, but I still haven't figured out what variety show to start, help!