Psychological suggestion

Fawn?What is the mud?

——Ye Kai

Damn, what text messages did you send in the middle of the night?Believe it or not... Damn, I'm not even in the mood to get up and beat you!

- deer

Exterior, exhale, Ni only say baa?Wo is now very unpredictable.

——Ye Kai

Tell me honestly how much did you drink?Where are you now?Tell me I forwarded to the professor to pick you up.

- deer

Professor Biao, Ni Lai, let me treat you.The love of the nest needs to be authenticated.

——Ye Kai

...Your sister, your text messages with cute characters make me sick!

- deer

Hehe, =3=, =3=, =3=, =3=, baa~

——Ye Kai

Ye Kai, don't you really want to vomit?Or are you throwing up so hard that you want me to throw up with you?

- deer

It's okay, Lu Xiaojia, I'm suffering with you.

——Ma Fangling

...Here, who are you?

- deer

The nest is Ye Kai baa~ baa baa~ I am a lamb baa baa~

——Ye Kai

...Ye Kai, hurry home and sleep.

——Li Xunhuan

==Why did they all come out?

- deer

I guess Ye Kai pressed "group sending" by mistake.

——little bell

It's over, Ye Kai's image in the hearts of his clients...

- deer

I guess he'll have another work phone [preferably ==|||]

——little bell

Baa baa baa, Xiaolu, the mud is not only here, I love the mud to death baa baa~

——Ye Kai

Nima, I don't know at all, and I don't want to know, get out!

- deer

Oh oh, open confession, the two of you are indeed gay friends, woo woo woo

——little bell

Fawn, expresses, expresses crying, expresses excitement.Look at the mud, baa baa~

——Ye Kai

You are wrong, you are crying, you are excited, your whole family is crying excitedly!I'm going to throw up, don't stop me!

- deer

...I think I'd better give Ye Kai a call.Then let Ah Fei pick him up.

——Li Xunhuan

Now that you have called the roll.

--hooligan

I list it!

- deer

Is Ye Kai on drugs?

--hooligan

Pfft, don't be so sharp.

- deer

———So, don’t text casually when you’re drunk—————

Darling, I wonder if you can have dinner with me tonight.heart~

——Ye Kai

Uh, you mean me?

——Ma Fangling

Of course, I don't want to waste such a wonderful evening with anyone but you, sweetheart.

——Ye Kai

Are you sure you are sending it to me?

——Ma Fangling

A beautiful night, a beautiful invitation to a beautiful person.

——Ye Kai

Ye Kai, are you drinking too much or are you kidding me?

——Ma Fangling

Believe me, dearest and most fascinating lady, I'm crazy about you right now.

——Ye Kai

Ye Kai, I'm sorry to interrupt your poetic daydream and tell you a very unfortunate fact:

I'm Hobby.

——Ma Fangling

~~(╯﹏╰)b?

——Ye Kai

I guess someone changed the names of the contacts on your phone?

——Ma Fangling

Damn it must be Xiaolu, fortunately you are not Professor Li...

Ok, I've changed it.

Cough, you won't tell Professor Li that I accidentally molested you, will you?

I don't want credits deducted for this

——Ye Kai

[Help the forehead] No.

--hooligan

Great, next time I treat you to dinner the normal way

——Ye Kai

—————So, pay attention to the accuracy of your contact list———

This movie is amazing~!Ye Kai, let's rewatch it next time, shall we?

——little bell

I saw you liked it so I already bought the DVD and am on my way to your house.

——Ye Kai

Little leaf, I love you~╭(╯3╰)╮

——little bell

——So, cough, everyone has a time when they are young【Hey! 】————

I'm so bored, --<-<-

——Ye Kai

That's not an excuse to harass me.

- deer

Play the suffix game with me~

——Ye Kai

Well, you start first.

- deer

…………

…………

———So, Lu Xiaojia, you really are a buddy [tears streaming down my face]———

Little deer, let's take care of the mud, the mud is not only about the nest, but also how much you care about the mud

——Ye Kai

...Thanks, I'd care about you too if you would stop texting me at midnight right now

- deer

——————So, the drunks are the most annoying! —————

Ye Kai, have you seen Ah Fei?I am looking for him.

- deer

He has turned into a flying fairy and ascended to heaven.

——Ye Kai

Gosh you drank too much again, believe it or not I'll show him this text message?

- deer

Can you laugh him to death?

——Ye Kai

Maybe not, but if Professor Li sees it, I will pay homage to your credits every Qingming Festival.

——Lu Xiaojia

Oh no~! ! ! !

——Ye Kai

—————So, the professor is Gundam, and the credits are the weapon—————

How about a sudden dinner with Hobby?

——Li Xunhuan

Uh... there are some things you can't tell the professor.

——Ye Kai

I understand.

——Li Xunhuan

Hurry up, little deer, come here, I'm eating with A Fei, I cooked it myself.

——Ye Kai

Before I go, I just want to ask one question: shall I save him or help him kill you?

- deer

——————So, the poisonous tongue saves the world———————

Help, I'm dying of laughter, I just watched a movie today, it was hilarious.

- deer

real?What are you looking at?

——Ye Kai

"Titanic".

- deer

Let me wipe... Where is your joke?

——Ye Kai

The whole film is full of jokes everywhere.

- deer

—————So, even if it’s weird…——————

A Fei is a very simple and good person.

——little bell

friendzoned?Did he confess to you?

——Ye Kai

go away!

——little bell

That's great, it seems that there is nothing wrong with his brain, ^_^

——Ye Kai

Get out!You know what I mean, he's simple.

——little bell

Then?

——Ye Kai

I couldn't ask him "Who was the man who slept in the same bed together with him on a business trip at the end..." I felt very guilty after I said it

——little bell

Be good, you think too much.

——Ye Kai

Does "overthinking" mean my problems or my guilt?

——little bell

—————So, the rotting goddess horse’s…——————————

I am king of world~!!!!

——Ye Kai

You Jump Only!!!

- deer

The author has something to say:

This is an article about the SMS records in Ye Kai's mobile phone. In fact, I was just thinking about "they are using their mobile phones to send text messages XDD". Became my habit, so as above

PS: 1. Du Niang annoyed me, so this episode was posted in Jinjiang alone, and it was not included in the post of Cheng Niang Tieba...

2. After Du Niang, Jinjiang also smoked, so the reader's message cannot be replied now [hitting the wall]

3. I saw someone asking: Is the abuser Ye Kai or Fu Hongxue?

Answer here: No, it is the author and the reader who abuse [smile]

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