Great God Cultivation Manual [Online Games]

Chapter 2 Eat, Sleep, Play Dota

For normal adults, a dinner of fried eggs and toast is not called dinner, so now the two normal people are lying on the railing of the balcony, smoking and chatting, waiting for takeaway.

This summer in Beijing is extremely hot. The recent rains come and go quickly. The water vapor in the air is baked by the high temperature. The suffocating feeling of suffocation makes life worse than life.

Helplessly, both of them are more or less addicted to cigarettes, so they can only smoke with their upper body naked and the windows open, and they don't even bother to turn on the lights.

"School will start soon in Shaodong?" Su Mo raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and the stick he held in his finger was almost exhausted. He sucked hard on every puff, but he couldn't taste anything.

Luo Xu was tired, turned around and leaned on the railing, tilted his head and looked at Su Mo secretly, "It's probably two weeks away, I'm angry with his mother, and I haven't come back."

The light at night shone on Su Mo's body, his face was expressionless, looking a little cold and distant.Su Mo's eyelashes were slightly drooping, and there was a black shadow under the eyelashes, and the lines at the end of the eyes were slightly raised, forming a very soft shape.

In the past, Xu Shaodong always liked to say that Su Mo had good eyes. In fact, Luo Xu could see it without him saying that there is no such thing as love at first sight in this world. The first thing you see is the skin.

"If he comes back for Christmas, ask him out for dinner."

That flat voice made Luo Xu feel as if he had just woken up from a dream. He extinguished the cigarette that had burnt to the filter, and said, "Okay, he has to come back if I say this to you."

At this time, Su Mo's phone vibrated, and after answering Luo Xu's call in the afternoon, he turned off the sound, and the screen displayed an unfamiliar number.

Su Mo held the phone to his ear and said habitually, "I'm sorry, I don't need it."

"Various funds, insurance, wealth management plans, collections and investments are not needed, thank you."

"Oh, I'm sorry, what's the matter?"

"I'm not at the computer, so I don't know there are messages on QQ."

"Well, there is a power outage at home, and the mobile phone is still in arrears. I can't finish practicing tomorrow. I'm not in a hurry."

"What did you use to call me when your mobile phone owes you money?"

"Oh, you are his buddy, he asked you to tell me, um, okay, I see."

"Wait...May I ask if you are a human thief from that alliance?"

"Greetings to your mother for me!"

Luo Xu was listening at the side, but now he regained his energy and reached out to take the phone from Su Mo, "Hey, buddy, may I ask, where are you serving?"

"He doesn't remember, hehe, I'm his roommate, and I want to transfer to him."

"Second District Sapphiron, right? Alright~"

"That's right, his number has just been transferred."

"How do I know why he switched servers~ Anyway, I went to kill you, hehe~~bye~"

Returning the phone to Su Mo, Luo Xu cheerfully entered the room with his notebook in his arms, paid for the server transfer, and sat beside him waiting for the result.

The air conditioner in the bedroom was always on, and the temperature was freezing cold.

Su Mo came in and threw the T-shirt on Carrot's face, put one on himself, sat down next to him, and said, "Actually, I can play by myself."

"In the 60s (note 1) you said you wanted to play by yourself, and I definitely wouldn't stop you. Now WOW is no longer possible, and the times have changed." Luo Xu smiled lewdly with an attitude of 'listening to brother's words and not running away' , "All kinds of power leveling, fast food accounts, and impetuous players all feel that they are awesome. Whenever you make a mistake, high-level players will appear, and they will definitely call you a dog."

Su Mo looked at Luo Xu like a dog.

"In other words, playing World of Warcraft alone is difficult, aggrieved, and irritated, unless you have a thick enough skin and a heart to cheat your teammates." Luo Xu put his arm on Su Mo's shoulder, "You are too strong, lose I'm sorry, I used to play with Dongzi anyway, now that he's harming the US service, I'll harm you, so I'm being polite."

Su Mo gave him a contemptuous look, "I've also been in the VS expert room, do you doubt my ability to play games?"

"Your hand speed and awareness are definitely OK~ But there is still a difference between dota and wow. It must be much faster for me to familiarize you with it than to grope by yourself."

"OK, you come," Su Mo surrendered, "What about those stores?"

"You can definitely rest assured about this!" Luobo began to swear to the sky, "The employees I hired are much more reliable than me. Anyway, I have nothing to do in the house, so I can only rely on this handsome face to increase sales."

"Get out." Su Mo pretended to give him an elbow in the stomach, and the radish rolled cooperatively while pretending to be dead. Su Mo smiled at his cheap appearance, and the irritability that had been stagnant for the past few days finally eased a little, "Hey, overnight dota No?"

Luo Bo turned over and sat up, his eyes were shining brightly: "Aren't you going home for dinner tomorrow?"

"With my mother's eyes, she can see anything in my heart. I don't want to mention these shitty things anymore. It's really annoying."

The atmosphere became a little subtle again in an instant. Su Mo leaned on the bed and looked up at the ceiling in a daze. Student Luo Bo was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to answer. Just when he was at a loss, the doorbell in the living room rang.

Then everything can go with the flow.

"Come on, let's be dark after dinner, let's have a good fight tonight!" Luo Xu patted his buttocks and stood up, and stretched out a hand to Su Mo who was still sitting on the ground, "No friends, no Dota, no friends!" Friends or monsters, no matter which one, I will accompany you."

Sometimes you will find it difficult to refuse serious words from a cynical person, Su Mo finally held that hand and stood up with strength.

"Can you live a night without smoking?"

"I might not be able to hold it back," Luo Xu shrugged helplessly, "Dota is such a thing, it is inevitable to meet teammates who are like pigs. If I don't smoke a cigarette, I am afraid that my neighbors will complain about disturbing the people."

"That's right," Su Mo agreed, "Then let's stay in the living room, don't turn on the air conditioner, smoke casually, and take a shower when it's hot."

Like many people, Su Mo will not be close friends with college classmates, because he has made a unique and irreplaceable friend in high school. For him, the definition of the word friend is very strict, so in the eyes of most people , Su Mo is a person who is rational, indifferent and has unlimited endurance. He always speaks to the point.

There is always one side of people who will try to be as perfect as possible to meet the expectations of others and resist those intentional or unintentional offenses.

With Xu Shaodong and Luo Xu, Su Mo lived a more real life.

In the virtual world, he can too.

Dota is an addictive game. Those who lose want to win back, and those who win want to continue to win. If the game is evenly matched, it will take at least 40 minutes, and the time of the night will pass in the blink of an eye.

After the two people who had struggled all night closed their notebooks, neither of them looked at their watches. The only thing they realized was that the sunrise on the balcony was a bit dazzling, and then they passed out while occupying a group of sofas.

Su Mo vaguely felt that his phone seemed to vibrate when he fell asleep, and he didn't know if it was a text message or an email. When he woke up, the sun was setting.

The balcony of this one-bedroom apartment faces west, so the sun is particularly severe in the evening. Su Mo felt that he felt as if he had been boiled, and his whole body was tired and uncomfortable. In addition, the sun hurt him so much that he couldn't open his eyes. Very upset.

The sofa next to him was already empty, Su Mo was a little puzzled, that kid Carrot didn't know to call himself when he got up.

When Luo Xu entered the living room with the pet box, he happened to see Su Mo sitting on the sofa in a daze, his pretty hairstyle turned into a bird's nest, and his bangs flew away.

"Yo, you're awake? Get up quickly, take a shower, and we'll go out to eat at night. This is a game, three meals are compressed into one."

The sound of closing the door woke Su Mo awake. He saw Luo Xu first, and then he saw the big wooden box in Luo Xu's hand, "Is this in such a hurry to pick up your little lover?"

Luo Xu's little lover is a mutated ball python that Xu Shaodong bought for him from the Canadian Reptile Exhibition a year ago. The middle part of the white snake has a pattern of color and pattern. It is a mutant species with a very low probability. This thing is rare. It is expensive, there are not many in the country, Luo Xu's baby is not good, I wish I could hug it to sleep.

Some time ago, Su Mo was in school for a summer vacation, and he didn't have time to come back. He had to fly to Yunnan to discuss the purchase, so he left the baby snake in the pet shop in Shilihe, and he could only pick it up today when he was free.

"I can't sleep well without seeing it. I almost turned my car into a plane." Luo Xu put the pet box on the coffee table, lifted the top cover, took out the ball and kissed it. Pet dealers have no true love, and the noodles are so skinny!"

Su Mo was amused by the slut, stood up and stretched, teasingly: "Come on, it has nothing to do with others, judging by the cheap name you gave it, it is doomed that this bitter ball will only grow in length and not in diameter for the rest of its life. "

Carrot burst into tears: "Damn it! No such prophecy!"

Su Mo, who felt refreshed after complaining, put on his clothes and went to take a shower, leaving behind the bitter classmate Carrot, who was holding bitter noodles and weeping silently.

In terms of attributes, Su Mo and Luo Xu are not very housebound, but summer is really not suitable for going out for activities. If the humidity can be slightly lower, they may also ask a few buddies to go clubbing and karaoke or something, but now the two of them All I can do is go to the supermarket to fill up the nearly empty fridge and then have a good dinner.

During dinner, Su Mo received a call from home. He had promised to go home every Saturday for dinner, but if he didn't come home today, he knew that the call would definitely come, so he thought of an excuse during Dota last night. alright.

Su Mo calmly stuffed a piece of fat beef in sour soup into his mouth, and said, "I was planning to go out yesterday, but that kid, Carrot, was broke in love and drank too much. I sent him to the hospital for an infusion, and now he just came out, so he didn't care about his meal." Let's eat."

Someone who was drinking soup choked.

"No, don't pick it up at night, we can just take a taxi."

"That's for sure. Don't worry. I'll throw away the cigarettes and alcohol, and I won't let him touch them! Uncle Luo and Auntie Luo didn't come back from their trip to Europe. I'll definitely have to take care of him."

After finally getting his way, the carrot that was about to rise up and fight to clear himself up was withered under the threat of Su Mo's sharp eyes.

"Mom, I may not go back next week. He is emotionally unstable now. I have to watch him."

"Okay, I'll call you if I need something."

Su Mo pressed the phone and continued to eat calmly. The unbearable radish 'slapped' his chopsticks, "Fuck, give me back my healthy and sunny image!"

Su Mo didn't even lift his eyelids, "It's time to eat, don't talk in your sleep."

Luo Xu resisted: "Why am I swollen and unhealthy? Why is it swollen and not sunny?"

"I mean you have no image, don't misunderstand, okay?" Su Mo stuffed the last piece of fat beef into his mouth, and Su Mo felt that he was not full enough, so he added, "The radish, the fat beef is finished."

"Damn, I didn't eat a single piece of it and you tell me it's dry!" After the complaint was over, Luo Xu, who was defeated again, turned to look at the waiter and smiled politely, "Sorry, I'll add another portion to this fat cow."

"Hey, someone texted me this morning..."

Luo Xu is roaring in his heart, you said I was broken in love, drunk, said infusion, even if I was driving, I was said to be a taxi, and I was discredited, and I will give you some fat cows, you are not related to yourself, and you are texting Your sister, send your sister!

"Have you finished training? Strange... Didn't you say that the power leveler had a power outage?"

"That's just right!" The forgetful radish was revived with full blood and full state, "Hurry up and eat it, and I will take you to familiarize yourself with the game when you get back. Let's find a powerful guild that can make progress, and strive to get a server FD in the next version." .”

Su Mo frowned, "Say the full name."

"FirstDown," Luo Xu explained, "the server's first kill of the new version of the boss system will refresh the screen on the world channel to announce that there is an achievement."

"FD is an honor. How is the strength of the guild? Are the members awesome? Use this to speak."

"Shaodong and I had the LK (Note 2) first kill achievement. At that time, I didn't sleep well for several weeks because of this. Every day I thought about bringing down Alsace."

Su Mo: "Didn't you say that he is the RMB dog who is destroying World of Warcraft with his life?"

"In the fiercely competitive big server, FD can't buy it, and he doesn't bother to buy it." Luo Xu looked helpless, "And I never said he was a dog, adding such serious personal feelings!"

Su Mo: "Oh, the food is here, don't talk while eating."

Luo Xu continued to growl in his heart, you said I was broken in love, drunk and said infusion, even though I was driving a car, I was accused of taking a taxi, and I was discredited, and I will give you some fat cows to take you to play games, you are ignoring me, ignoring your sister Ah, your sister!

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