Great God Cultivation Manual [Online Games]
Chapter 1 Breaking Up Gift
[Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: Lightspeed power leveling, undertake all kinds of power leveling business, 80-85 only needs 150, complete in one day, safe and efficient without title~~~~~~ [Shy] [Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: Power leveling at the speed of light, safe and painless, convenient and fast, will take you directly to the other side of the full level! ! ! ~~~~~~~【Private Chat】Speed of Light Power Leveling: Have you been guarded by a corpse? [Poor] Have you been X-edged? 【Tears】Have you been bullied by the alliance dog again? [Crying] The bitterness of the trumpet is solved for you by the speed of light! [Angry], 80-85, full level in one day, optional follow-up battlefield graduation service, killing LM dogs starts from me [Shy] ~~~~~~ [Private chat] Speed of Light leveling: Little Fasi, you have been killed by the alliance The dog has been guarding for four hours [Poor]~~~~~~~ Choose the speed of light leveling to solve your problems [Justice]! ! ! ! ! !
[Private chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Darling, you won't get pregnant just by looking at me!
[Private Chat] Lightspeed Power Leveling: For emergency contraception, please find Lightspeed Power Leveling!
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Arcane is not suitable for missions, it’s too fragile~~~ [Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Do you want to practice melee FS~~~~ Dear~~~~~~ [Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: Boss, take a look at me, I haven’t opened for a week T_____T [Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: I’ve been obsessed with you all morning and you don’t even have the heart to block you, which proves that there is still true love! ! ! 【Kiss】~~~~~~~【Private chat】Summer: How do you get blocked?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: I don’t love you anymore~~~~~T____________________T [Private Chat] Summer: ==
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Why are you only going back to the Yin’s house now~~~~ [Disgusting]~~~~~ The Yin’s House has been obsessed with you all morning~~~~[Crying loudly][Private Chat]Summer: Just know how to return ==
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Xiaobai~~Pure and Resistant Xiaobai~~~~Azeroth (Note 1) Welcome~~~ Let's choose a power leveling item first>. <[Private chat] Summer: Why do I need you to level up ==?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Yinjia will not tell you that the little league is my friend after guarding you for 4 hours~~~~~~~~~>. <[Private chat] Summer: Is there an alliance guarding me?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Natural magic horses have no antibodies ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! [Love you] [Private chat] Summer: Talking human ==
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: I saw the red blood bar dripping name paper =. =
[Private chat] Summer: The scorching earth element==
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Wait a minute~~~ My friend is sneaking and waiting for you to revive>. <~~~~【Private chat】Light speed power leveling: Alright, take a look again~~~~ The friendship reminder plug-in will also prompt you~~~~~【Scattering flowers】~~~~~~【Private chat 】Summer: What plug-in?
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Go find the famous red monster~ Xiaobai [Like it]~~~~ Among the running earth elements, a wretched human uncle let out a "ah ha ha ha ha" laughter, Su Mo's face was ashen Staring at the laptop screen, as a three-dimensional human being, he was humiliated by another three-dimensional fool through the fiber optics and the vast Two-dimensional world of Warcraft.
Su Mo could clearly see the name above the human uncle's head.
[Private chat] Summer: A stab in the back ==?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Hmm~~~
【Current】Summer: I'll fuck you with a knife in the back!
In a certain rented house hundreds of kilometers away, Tao Le was jokingly flirting with the new meal ticket when the QQ window popped out.
Acheng 14:21:06
【Picture】There are few newcomers who have the courage to play WOW alone (Note 2), so you are not afraid of letting me abuse you.
Lightspeed Baby 14:21:31
I didn't expect him to be a newcomer, and he graduated with HICC (Note 3) equipment, probably someone else gave him the number.
Lightspeed Baby 14:21:36
Or the boss of Kou Nai Di G Group~~~
Acheng 14:22:42
It's been three years since I graduated, and we've been playing WoW for seven years. Do you really plan to rely on it for the rest of your life?
Lightspeed Baby 14:22:43
Everyone has their own aspirations, I am not as capable as you, so I just want to stick to this game and earn less, but I am happy in my heart.
Lightspeed Baby 14:22:45
Don't talk about this, Acheng, you stand next to him for a while, I have to stabilize the meal ticket, and when will you come over tomorrow to treat you to dinner? =
Tao Le was delighted to see the screenshots of the game sent by his old classmate. The beautiful female blood elf mage faced the human uncle with a bunch of garbled characters above her head.
He switched the screen back to the World of Warcraft interface.
[Private chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: You are scolding Yin [sweating], the hostile camp does not understand the language, he sees garbled codes~~~~~ [Private chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Why is it swollen and ignores Yin? Is it home~[Grievance][Private Chat] Summer: Smoking==
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Tired of power leveling~~~
[Private Chat] Summer: How to trade?
[Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: 80-85, 150 yuan, completed in 1 day, supports multiple channels of payment, add a deduction to facilitate cooperation in the future, 327XXXXX [excited] ~~~~~~~ Soon Penguin icon turned into a flashing small speaker, Tao Le quickly accepted the application and started chatting.
Lightspeed Baby 13:25:18
Koukou’s name is very personal, dear~~~~~
Go to hell 14:25:21
How to trade?
Lightspeed Baby 14:25:27
Taobao lightspeed power leveling, 3 years regular Taobao store crown quality~
Go to hell 14:27:03
Finished ==
Lightspeed Baby 14:27:19
Please ask for your mobile phone number~ We will notify you by text message as soon as the order is completed~ Go to hell 14:27:24
135XXXXXXXX
Lightspeed Baby 14:28:39
Are you going to school or work now?
Go to hell 14:28:45
Sophomore year==
Lightspeed Baby 14:28:50
So ~ FS classmate to send drops?
Go to hell 14:28:52
ex-boyfriend ==
Lightspeed Baby 14:29:01
Aww~ sister paper~~~~ [shy]
Go to hell 14:29:07
Pure man ==
Lightspeed Baby 14:29:11
We also introduced the Jiyoudi service 嘿嘿嗤>, <Go to hell 14:29:13
See deduction name, do not send.
Ignoring the QQ that continued to twist, Su Mo came out of the bedroom feeling dizzy. He hadn't stared at the computer for more than ten hours for a long time, and now he felt a little uncomfortable. He didn't drink water for most of the day, and his throat was dry quickly. It's smoking.He opened the refrigerator and took out a can of iced Coke. Although it was past meal time, he didn't feel hungry at all.
The Su family practiced free-range education. When Su Mo graduated from high school, he dragged his luggage and moved into a one-bedroom, one-living house that his parents had prepared a few years ago. Although the area of more than 50 square meters is not large, it is completely sufficient at this stage. used.
The family members think that it is better for children to leave early and be independent. Su Mo is indeed precocious in this regard, no matter in study, life or dating.
The ringtone came from the cell phone in the bedroom. Su Mo was closing his eyes to rest his mind, but the ringtone sounded like one head and two ringtones. His neck could barely support that head.
Sure enough, the moment the slide lock came to the end, the sound in the earpiece was deafening. Su Mo covered one ear to make sure that he didn't touch the speaker, and then pressed the sound to the minimum.
Comrade Luobo over there is still roaring: "I'm fucking Suzi, what's going on with this shit? His mother Shaodong called me in the middle of the night and cried like hell. This scared me so much, I thought you died He is going to call me and wash it up so he can die for love!" The high temperature in the summer seemed to drop to freezing point in an instant, Su Mo did it on the bed without saying a word, the light from the laptop screen hit him, The back seemed to be trembling slightly.
The roaring Comrade Carrot was completely unaware of the situation on the phone, "I know he lives on American time, but I am on Beijing time! I asked 'what's the matter' for an hour and a half without taking a breath Stop, he just kept crying, you know Su Zi, I grew up with him, I have never seen him cry before!" "What did he say?" Su Mo felt as if someone He punched the bridge of the nose head-on, the soreness couldn't be overcome no matter what, the salty liquid overflowed the eye sockets, and fell silently.
"He said you were divided..." Comrade Luobo finally heard that the voice here had changed, "You know Shaodong's mother is a contemporary practitioner of authoritarianism, she can't see Shaodong taking a little detour, their family That old man in his 80s almost sent his mother to the United States, Dongzi...he really has nothing to do." Su Mo's tears began to fall, and Carrot's side was so anxious that he almost ate his phone.
"Su Zi, don't... I'm crying phobia now, you two are fighting with each other, this damn is really unbearable! Think about happy things, think about when we were in high school, when the two of you skipped class , I will tie up dummy for you; you two go to the top of the building to watch the stars, and I will let you out in the corridor; the "Science Fiction World" that you both watched at that time is piled up in my house, and there is no shortage of books..." "Luo Xu! Why don't you come back quickly!" The emotions that had been suppressed for several days finally broke out, and Su Mo slid to the ground, sobbing and out of breath.
"Su, Su Zi... Did my ass say something wrong again?" Luo Bo finally became an idiot, trembling, he took out a small change from his wallet and stuffed it into the taxi driver's hand, not even bothering to give change. Get out of the car and run.
The entire ring road is full of traffic jams, and the congestion before the weekend in Beijing has already arrived.
Huaxin Daluobo, whose original name is Luo Xu, grew up with Xu Shaodong as if they grew up wearing a pair of trousers. The two met Su Mo in high school, and they were classmates for three years. While the whistle was blowing, the other two quietly got on with each other, and that's why there was such a thing as covering and letting the wind go.
After graduating from high school, Xu Shaodong studied in the United States. Su Mo enrolled in an upper-middle class in China, and learned a major in design by accident. He asked for some capital and went to the sea first, so-called gay friends to test the waters. When he did something famous and the other two buddies came out of the ivory tower, the three of them got together to do it together.
Now he shares the one-bedroom apartment with Su Mo, and pays the utility bills for the rent.
Luo Xu inserted the key into the lockhole three times before he got it in. He walked in the door in fear, seeing the darkness in the living room and his heart sank. Something is obviously going to happen to this damn!
Carrot, who has been constantly stimulated all day long, pushed open the bedroom door and knelt down clutching his heart. The pale light from the notebook shone on Su Mo, who was pale and pale. Su Mo sat on the floor with his knees hugged, his head buried in his arms. In the corner, the whole person was lifeless.
"Su Zi? Su Zi! It's all my fault. Are you still alive? Come on! Let me feel the carotid artery." Luo Xu raised Su Mo's head until he was sure he could feel the pulsating blood vessel. Only then did he slowly relax, "It's the first time I've met Ji, and you and Shaodong have such a big incident..." The stiff Su Mo moved his lips stiffly, "A sissy I met on WeChat?" Carrot wagged his tail Pleaded guilty, "First offender, first offender, I will delete WeChat tomorrow, no, I will delete it immediately!" Su Mo continued in the zombie state, "Go to bed after meeting?"
Luobo shook his head like a rattle, "It can't be counted! Absolutely can't be counted! The bed is up, but before the pants have time to take off, Shaodong's phone comes over! When I come back, it's dawn! Attempted! This is an attempted hookup ""You admit that you have a date?" Su Moman came back to life, and stood up holding Luo Xu's collar, "What the hell is going to bed the first time you have a date, what about your morals? You can do it just by playing around with WeChat." Now, you can play casually with text, pictures, voice, video, and sex! What if it’s a shemale? What if you have HIV? What if you come together and find that your kidneys are gone! I see you Not only is the heart flowery, but the root is also flowery!" Carrot burst into tears, "Wow! Su Zi, did you play World of Warcraft! You were also pierced by a BOSS, and Yin Jia accidentally taunted you, why are you so swollen that you just went berserk? >.<~~~~~" "Don't add vibrato, don't add vibrato to me, damn, I was vibrated all morning today, and now I am blind and can't take care of myself, so I have to ask him to represent it for me Practice!" Su Mo sat down on the bed and gritted his teeth.
The radish was revived in a full state and came over curiously, "God horse?"
Facing Su Mo's questioning eyes, Carrot was so haggard that he wanted to vomit blood, "Go and see achievements, mounts, and little pets, Nima Shaodong fully demonstrated his rich second-generation background, stunned." Playing the diaosi world as a domestic RMB online game, this is destroying World of Warcraft with his life!" Su Mo calmly went to the refrigerator to get a Coke, and suddenly frowned, as if he drank a fly, "Gou Dong is playing It’s still a transvestite.” “That’s normal,” Luo Luo patted Su Mo’s shoulder as if he had come here, “WOW’s transvestite accounts, nine out of ten are base, and the remaining one has a very low probability of being a soft girl. "Su Mo raised his eyebrows curiously, "What is that usually?"
Radish wiped away tears, "Female paper."
Su Mo: "This game is not balanced."
Luobo sighed: "There is no way, Xiaobai was scolded at first, newcomers dare not come, old ones will leave again, sisters are cursing and cursing, they are almost extinct, so it has become a base world =. =~~ "Su Mo: "There are no normal girls with sharp operations in wow?" Mo gave an 'oh' half-understanding, and threw the empty Coke can to Luobo, "Yes, I've changed my service."
"Damn it, this game is too cruel to play alone, I'll just play it wherever you are!"
"Forgot," Su Mo, who had been hungry for a whole day, began to rummage through the refrigerator, "I don't know what the difference is, so I just rummaged."
Carrot wept, "Let's take a look, brother!"
Su Mo, with a toast in his mouth, took out four eggs from the refrigerator, put the pot on the induction cooker, heated up and poured oil to prepare the fried eggs, "The power leveling is on, do you want to fry on one side or on both sides?"
Luo Xuxin said, 'I don't want to eat breakfast at night', and when I put it into practice, it became, "They are all fried on one side, which is nutritious, and add some pepper to me~"
After finally being free, Luo Xu felt a little parched. Just now he was afraid of being stuck in traffic and his lungs would explode when he ran back. Only now did he remember to drink some water.
"By the way, Suzi, how did you remember to power leveling?"
"Fuck, don't mention it!" Carrot choked on the intake pipe with a sip of water, covered his chest and began to cough. Su Mo just came out of the kitchen with two plates in his hand, "Didn't I just say a dirty word, and you too?"
"I've been sensitive recently," Luo Xu waved his hand at him, "You haven't said why you are looking for a power leveling?"
"He was guarded by the alliance," Su Mo poured ketchup on the fried egg, and took a comfortable bite. "And he was guarded all morning."
"This can't be tolerated! You cunning LM dog, wait for my brother to guard you back!" Su Mo's white eyes made Luo Bo agitated, and he immediately changed his words, "You are my brother!"
[Private chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Darling, you won't get pregnant just by looking at me!
[Private Chat] Lightspeed Power Leveling: For emergency contraception, please find Lightspeed Power Leveling!
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Arcane is not suitable for missions, it’s too fragile~~~ [Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Do you want to practice melee FS~~~~ Dear~~~~~~ [Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: Boss, take a look at me, I haven’t opened for a week T_____T [Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: I’ve been obsessed with you all morning and you don’t even have the heart to block you, which proves that there is still true love! ! ! 【Kiss】~~~~~~~【Private chat】Summer: How do you get blocked?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: I don’t love you anymore~~~~~T____________________T [Private Chat] Summer: ==
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Why are you only going back to the Yin’s house now~~~~ [Disgusting]~~~~~ The Yin’s House has been obsessed with you all morning~~~~[Crying loudly][Private Chat]Summer: Just know how to return ==
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Xiaobai~~Pure and Resistant Xiaobai~~~~Azeroth (Note 1) Welcome~~~ Let's choose a power leveling item first>. <[Private chat] Summer: Why do I need you to level up ==?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Yinjia will not tell you that the little league is my friend after guarding you for 4 hours~~~~~~~~~>. <[Private chat] Summer: Is there an alliance guarding me?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Natural magic horses have no antibodies ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! [Love you] [Private chat] Summer: Talking human ==
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: I saw the red blood bar dripping name paper =. =
[Private chat] Summer: The scorching earth element==
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Wait a minute~~~ My friend is sneaking and waiting for you to revive>. <~~~~【Private chat】Light speed power leveling: Alright, take a look again~~~~ The friendship reminder plug-in will also prompt you~~~~~【Scattering flowers】~~~~~~【Private chat 】Summer: What plug-in?
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Go find the famous red monster~ Xiaobai [Like it]~~~~ Among the running earth elements, a wretched human uncle let out a "ah ha ha ha ha" laughter, Su Mo's face was ashen Staring at the laptop screen, as a three-dimensional human being, he was humiliated by another three-dimensional fool through the fiber optics and the vast Two-dimensional world of Warcraft.
Su Mo could clearly see the name above the human uncle's head.
[Private chat] Summer: A stab in the back ==?
[Private Chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Hmm~~~
【Current】Summer: I'll fuck you with a knife in the back!
In a certain rented house hundreds of kilometers away, Tao Le was jokingly flirting with the new meal ticket when the QQ window popped out.
Acheng 14:21:06
【Picture】There are few newcomers who have the courage to play WOW alone (Note 2), so you are not afraid of letting me abuse you.
Lightspeed Baby 14:21:31
I didn't expect him to be a newcomer, and he graduated with HICC (Note 3) equipment, probably someone else gave him the number.
Lightspeed Baby 14:21:36
Or the boss of Kou Nai Di G Group~~~
Acheng 14:22:42
It's been three years since I graduated, and we've been playing WoW for seven years. Do you really plan to rely on it for the rest of your life?
Lightspeed Baby 14:22:43
Everyone has their own aspirations, I am not as capable as you, so I just want to stick to this game and earn less, but I am happy in my heart.
Lightspeed Baby 14:22:45
Don't talk about this, Acheng, you stand next to him for a while, I have to stabilize the meal ticket, and when will you come over tomorrow to treat you to dinner? =
Tao Le was delighted to see the screenshots of the game sent by his old classmate. The beautiful female blood elf mage faced the human uncle with a bunch of garbled characters above her head.
He switched the screen back to the World of Warcraft interface.
[Private chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: You are scolding Yin [sweating], the hostile camp does not understand the language, he sees garbled codes~~~~~ [Private chat] Power leveling at the speed of light: Why is it swollen and ignores Yin? Is it home~[Grievance][Private Chat] Summer: Smoking==
[Private Chat] Speed of Light Power Leveling: Tired of power leveling~~~
[Private Chat] Summer: How to trade?
[Private chat] Lightspeed power leveling: 80-85, 150 yuan, completed in 1 day, supports multiple channels of payment, add a deduction to facilitate cooperation in the future, 327XXXXX [excited] ~~~~~~~ Soon Penguin icon turned into a flashing small speaker, Tao Le quickly accepted the application and started chatting.
Lightspeed Baby 13:25:18
Koukou’s name is very personal, dear~~~~~
Go to hell 14:25:21
How to trade?
Lightspeed Baby 14:25:27
Taobao lightspeed power leveling, 3 years regular Taobao store crown quality~
Go to hell 14:27:03
Finished ==
Lightspeed Baby 14:27:19
Please ask for your mobile phone number~ We will notify you by text message as soon as the order is completed~ Go to hell 14:27:24
135XXXXXXXX
Lightspeed Baby 14:28:39
Are you going to school or work now?
Go to hell 14:28:45
Sophomore year==
Lightspeed Baby 14:28:50
So ~ FS classmate to send drops?
Go to hell 14:28:52
ex-boyfriend ==
Lightspeed Baby 14:29:01
Aww~ sister paper~~~~ [shy]
Go to hell 14:29:07
Pure man ==
Lightspeed Baby 14:29:11
We also introduced the Jiyoudi service 嘿嘿嗤>, <Go to hell 14:29:13
See deduction name, do not send.
Ignoring the QQ that continued to twist, Su Mo came out of the bedroom feeling dizzy. He hadn't stared at the computer for more than ten hours for a long time, and now he felt a little uncomfortable. He didn't drink water for most of the day, and his throat was dry quickly. It's smoking.He opened the refrigerator and took out a can of iced Coke. Although it was past meal time, he didn't feel hungry at all.
The Su family practiced free-range education. When Su Mo graduated from high school, he dragged his luggage and moved into a one-bedroom, one-living house that his parents had prepared a few years ago. Although the area of more than 50 square meters is not large, it is completely sufficient at this stage. used.
The family members think that it is better for children to leave early and be independent. Su Mo is indeed precocious in this regard, no matter in study, life or dating.
The ringtone came from the cell phone in the bedroom. Su Mo was closing his eyes to rest his mind, but the ringtone sounded like one head and two ringtones. His neck could barely support that head.
Sure enough, the moment the slide lock came to the end, the sound in the earpiece was deafening. Su Mo covered one ear to make sure that he didn't touch the speaker, and then pressed the sound to the minimum.
Comrade Luobo over there is still roaring: "I'm fucking Suzi, what's going on with this shit? His mother Shaodong called me in the middle of the night and cried like hell. This scared me so much, I thought you died He is going to call me and wash it up so he can die for love!" The high temperature in the summer seemed to drop to freezing point in an instant, Su Mo did it on the bed without saying a word, the light from the laptop screen hit him, The back seemed to be trembling slightly.
The roaring Comrade Carrot was completely unaware of the situation on the phone, "I know he lives on American time, but I am on Beijing time! I asked 'what's the matter' for an hour and a half without taking a breath Stop, he just kept crying, you know Su Zi, I grew up with him, I have never seen him cry before!" "What did he say?" Su Mo felt as if someone He punched the bridge of the nose head-on, the soreness couldn't be overcome no matter what, the salty liquid overflowed the eye sockets, and fell silently.
"He said you were divided..." Comrade Luobo finally heard that the voice here had changed, "You know Shaodong's mother is a contemporary practitioner of authoritarianism, she can't see Shaodong taking a little detour, their family That old man in his 80s almost sent his mother to the United States, Dongzi...he really has nothing to do." Su Mo's tears began to fall, and Carrot's side was so anxious that he almost ate his phone.
"Su Zi, don't... I'm crying phobia now, you two are fighting with each other, this damn is really unbearable! Think about happy things, think about when we were in high school, when the two of you skipped class , I will tie up dummy for you; you two go to the top of the building to watch the stars, and I will let you out in the corridor; the "Science Fiction World" that you both watched at that time is piled up in my house, and there is no shortage of books..." "Luo Xu! Why don't you come back quickly!" The emotions that had been suppressed for several days finally broke out, and Su Mo slid to the ground, sobbing and out of breath.
"Su, Su Zi... Did my ass say something wrong again?" Luo Bo finally became an idiot, trembling, he took out a small change from his wallet and stuffed it into the taxi driver's hand, not even bothering to give change. Get out of the car and run.
The entire ring road is full of traffic jams, and the congestion before the weekend in Beijing has already arrived.
Huaxin Daluobo, whose original name is Luo Xu, grew up with Xu Shaodong as if they grew up wearing a pair of trousers. The two met Su Mo in high school, and they were classmates for three years. While the whistle was blowing, the other two quietly got on with each other, and that's why there was such a thing as covering and letting the wind go.
After graduating from high school, Xu Shaodong studied in the United States. Su Mo enrolled in an upper-middle class in China, and learned a major in design by accident. He asked for some capital and went to the sea first, so-called gay friends to test the waters. When he did something famous and the other two buddies came out of the ivory tower, the three of them got together to do it together.
Now he shares the one-bedroom apartment with Su Mo, and pays the utility bills for the rent.
Luo Xu inserted the key into the lockhole three times before he got it in. He walked in the door in fear, seeing the darkness in the living room and his heart sank. Something is obviously going to happen to this damn!
Carrot, who has been constantly stimulated all day long, pushed open the bedroom door and knelt down clutching his heart. The pale light from the notebook shone on Su Mo, who was pale and pale. Su Mo sat on the floor with his knees hugged, his head buried in his arms. In the corner, the whole person was lifeless.
"Su Zi? Su Zi! It's all my fault. Are you still alive? Come on! Let me feel the carotid artery." Luo Xu raised Su Mo's head until he was sure he could feel the pulsating blood vessel. Only then did he slowly relax, "It's the first time I've met Ji, and you and Shaodong have such a big incident..." The stiff Su Mo moved his lips stiffly, "A sissy I met on WeChat?" Carrot wagged his tail Pleaded guilty, "First offender, first offender, I will delete WeChat tomorrow, no, I will delete it immediately!" Su Mo continued in the zombie state, "Go to bed after meeting?"
Luobo shook his head like a rattle, "It can't be counted! Absolutely can't be counted! The bed is up, but before the pants have time to take off, Shaodong's phone comes over! When I come back, it's dawn! Attempted! This is an attempted hookup ""You admit that you have a date?" Su Moman came back to life, and stood up holding Luo Xu's collar, "What the hell is going to bed the first time you have a date, what about your morals? You can do it just by playing around with WeChat." Now, you can play casually with text, pictures, voice, video, and sex! What if it’s a shemale? What if you have HIV? What if you come together and find that your kidneys are gone! I see you Not only is the heart flowery, but the root is also flowery!" Carrot burst into tears, "Wow! Su Zi, did you play World of Warcraft! You were also pierced by a BOSS, and Yin Jia accidentally taunted you, why are you so swollen that you just went berserk? >.<~~~~~" "Don't add vibrato, don't add vibrato to me, damn, I was vibrated all morning today, and now I am blind and can't take care of myself, so I have to ask him to represent it for me Practice!" Su Mo sat down on the bed and gritted his teeth.
The radish was revived in a full state and came over curiously, "God horse?"
Facing Su Mo's questioning eyes, Carrot was so haggard that he wanted to vomit blood, "Go and see achievements, mounts, and little pets, Nima Shaodong fully demonstrated his rich second-generation background, stunned." Playing the diaosi world as a domestic RMB online game, this is destroying World of Warcraft with his life!" Su Mo calmly went to the refrigerator to get a Coke, and suddenly frowned, as if he drank a fly, "Gou Dong is playing It’s still a transvestite.” “That’s normal,” Luo Luo patted Su Mo’s shoulder as if he had come here, “WOW’s transvestite accounts, nine out of ten are base, and the remaining one has a very low probability of being a soft girl. "Su Mo raised his eyebrows curiously, "What is that usually?"
Radish wiped away tears, "Female paper."
Su Mo: "This game is not balanced."
Luobo sighed: "There is no way, Xiaobai was scolded at first, newcomers dare not come, old ones will leave again, sisters are cursing and cursing, they are almost extinct, so it has become a base world =. =~~ "Su Mo: "There are no normal girls with sharp operations in wow?" Mo gave an 'oh' half-understanding, and threw the empty Coke can to Luobo, "Yes, I've changed my service."
"Damn it, this game is too cruel to play alone, I'll just play it wherever you are!"
"Forgot," Su Mo, who had been hungry for a whole day, began to rummage through the refrigerator, "I don't know what the difference is, so I just rummaged."
Carrot wept, "Let's take a look, brother!"
Su Mo, with a toast in his mouth, took out four eggs from the refrigerator, put the pot on the induction cooker, heated up and poured oil to prepare the fried eggs, "The power leveling is on, do you want to fry on one side or on both sides?"
Luo Xuxin said, 'I don't want to eat breakfast at night', and when I put it into practice, it became, "They are all fried on one side, which is nutritious, and add some pepper to me~"
After finally being free, Luo Xu felt a little parched. Just now he was afraid of being stuck in traffic and his lungs would explode when he ran back. Only now did he remember to drink some water.
"By the way, Suzi, how did you remember to power leveling?"
"Fuck, don't mention it!" Carrot choked on the intake pipe with a sip of water, covered his chest and began to cough. Su Mo just came out of the kitchen with two plates in his hand, "Didn't I just say a dirty word, and you too?"
"I've been sensitive recently," Luo Xu waved his hand at him, "You haven't said why you are looking for a power leveling?"
"He was guarded by the alliance," Su Mo poured ketchup on the fried egg, and took a comfortable bite. "And he was guarded all morning."
"This can't be tolerated! You cunning LM dog, wait for my brother to guard you back!" Su Mo's white eyes made Luo Bo agitated, and he immediately changed his words, "You are my brother!"
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