Monks and Bachelors

Seeing that Baihe had woken up at some time, the emperor was lying on the bed looking at him with widowed eyes, and said with a smile: "You are a light sleeper, didn't I wake you up?"

Bai He put on a plain silk underwear and said barefoot: "I have woken up from sleep, the emperor should go to sleep too!"

"Let me sleep alone?!" Although the emperor was unhappy, he had no choice but to sleep alone.

When the emperor left, he forgot to ask Xueshi Lin to get up, Xueshi Lin had no choice but to kneel on the spot, thinking about what Bai He had painted on his back, and listening to the obscene and teasing words of the emperor and Bai He, he felt very annoyed and resentful.

At some point, Bai He was already standing behind Xueshi Lin, admiring the painting on Xueshi Lin's jade back with fascination.

"It's really interesting, I'm afraid I can only paint this kind of masterpiece in my life!" Bai He gently stroked Xueshi Lin's back with his hands, and sighed softly.

"Hey! I really don't know what kind of ecstasy the bachelor's spring breeze will feel for a while?" Bai He said that he had already touched Lin Xueshi's Adam's apple, sliding up and down on it.

Lin Xueshi was filled with resentment, and at this moment, he could not bear it any longer, and regardless of the emperor's edict, he went straight to the full-length mirror behind the brocade curtain, turned sideways, and took a look at his back.

Xueshi Lin saw that the painting on his back seemed to be a blushing and unsightly erotic palace. Xueshi Lin ran out from behind the brocade building with his face green and his shirt on. He wanted to beat Baihe severely, but he was afraid of causing trouble The sound alarmed Long Sleeping, and the future emperor stamped a jade seal on his back in a rage, so that he could never wash off that shameful painting for the rest of his life.

"Hehe, Mr. Bachelor, I painted the painting on your back with freshly prepared paint, but it can't be washed off. In the future, if you go to the building to find a girl, and paint it with such a back, wouldn't it be interesting? !” Bai He said with a low smile.

"However, when the bachelor is going to get married, the painting on the back may be disgusted by the bride. At that time, you can seal a 50 tael red envelope as a money for your pen, and kneel down in front of me to beg me. I can do it." Use paint to paint this masterpiece, and repaint it for you with a picture of a phoenix and a phoenix singing together." Bai He sighed softly when he said this, as if thinking that one day, he would really destroy this masterpiece of his own with his own hands. And there was a lot of reluctance in my heart.

Xueshi Lin was almost driven crazy by the prank on his back, and ran all the way to the outside of the palace. On the way, he met Concubine Hui who was holding the third prince in her arms and watching fish under the moon. The noble concubine asked for a greeting, but seeing that the noble concubine Hui did not speak, she just looked at herself and sneered twice, and then the third prince, who was less than two years old in the concubine's arms, burst into tears at him. Gu Yue felt as if he made a face at him.

Xueshi Lin felt more and more that the evil painting on his back must have been passed on to Concubine Hui from the mouth of the court ladies, that's why Concubine Hui sneered at him, and they even told the words to the ignorant third prince, So even the third prince was laughing at him.

Lin Xueshi returned to the mansion, locked himself in the room, stared sideways at his back, and carefully admired the evil painting. After reading it over and over again, Lin Xueshi no longer had the appearance of a erotic palace in his eyes, only more and more The more I feel that this painting is both good in color and art, it is really interesting, and I can't help but turn from hatred to appreciation, but I can't like it no matter what, and I think of the disgusting painting on my back when I go to court in the future. It has spread to the ears of all the ministers, and they feel that their bodies are heavy and their minds are dizzy.

Under the clear moonlight, Gu Hongzi stood behind Bai He, saw him standing in the wind in plain clothes, staring at a half-carved wooden figure with picturesque eyes, and asked curiously: "Why is it so beautiful?" Don't you want to carve out the eyebrows of this wooden man?"

Bai He caressed the wooden figure and sighed: "I can't remember anyway, what is this face like?"

"The figure of this wooden figure is not slender. As a woman, he is a bit rough. I used to have really bad taste. I would be obsessed with such a woman!" Bai He laughed out loud at this point, as if the past was like dust. , I have already detached myself.

"Maybe what you carved is not a woman, but you are right to say it is a man! And people don't suddenly change their original temperament just because they forgot a few things." Gu Hongzi glanced at the wooden figure, blurted out.

"You mean I was not normal before, and I liked men's bodies?!" Bai He said in surprise, and then sighed: "I think God hates me so much that it makes me so unpleasant !"

"No! No! How could God make something so perfect that I hate?!" Gu Hongzi said angrily, and then said, "I don't know why, when I saw you, I felt kind and fond, as if You are like my son. My painting skills are only passed on to one person, and that is Lin Xueshi’s younger sister. She is smart, but she only learned [-]% to [-]% of my paintings. You and I have never met before, but you However, my paintings have already captured [-]% to [-]% of my essence. In the future, your achievements will definitely not be inferior to mine, and I dare not be a teacher. It’s just that I still have a set of Guhong swordsmanship. I learned it back, but I can't even look down on them. This Guhong swordsmanship is divided into two sets: hard and soft. I only taught one disciple the hard set. If you appreciate the soft set, I will I want to pass it on to you!"

Bai He looked at Gu Hongzi and smiled, "Master Gu Hongzi, do you have a biological son?"

Gu Hongzi also smiled at Bai He, and the two times were tacit acquiescence to the relationship between master and apprentice. Gu Hongzi said: "When I was young, I was addicted to alcohol and was a hero. I had a childhood sweetheart. Later, she couldn't bear to be with him. I lived the days of my footprints roaming the rivers and lakes, and ran away with a young rich businessman who came to Meichuan from other places to do business. Later, we met once at the rich businessman's house, and we slept together after getting drunk. I don't even think about it What kind of heirs will be left behind. It's just that I gave up drinking and swords and withdrew from the rivers and lakes."

"Women are like that cat. They yearn for the life of being favored and generous, and they really get it. Food and clothing are spent on other people's money, but they don't know how to be grateful, and they want to live the life of eating everywhere!" Gu Hongzi sighed with emotion.

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☆, Yifeng Yihuang

After Baihe obtained the Guhong sword manual passed down by Guhongzi, he was very obsessed with it, so he practiced diligently every day. Over the past two months, Baihe had already mastered that set of sword skills by heart, and his understanding was extraordinary. , with no distractions, this set of Guhong swordsmanship is already able to stand alone in the sword world, what is lacking is only the heat and experience.

In the blink of an eye, the capital city in the north was already covered with snow. One day, he was practicing swords in the plum garden of the White Crane Palace. He saw the red plums shining in the clear snow, which were particularly dazzling. The maid asked: "In recent days, how many times have you seen Xueshi Lin enter the palace?"

The palace lady smiled and replied: "Since Xueshi Lin made the drawing paper for the young master that day, he has been seriously ill for half a month after returning to the mansion. After recovering from the illness, he asked Princess Zheng Guo to ask the emperor for favors, and asked his foreign minister to go to Meizhou. "

Hearing this, the white crane suddenly slashed at a withered plum with the sharp blade in his hand, and hundreds of red plums fell to the ground in an instant, spreading a messy layer on the snow.

The palace maid clapped her hands and praised: "Young master's swordsmanship is getting better and better!"

Bai He looked at the red plums in the snow, and suddenly a tear fell from his eyes. He turned his head and said to the maid, "Pack up my luggage, I'm leaving for Meizhou tomorrow."

The emperor asked about the reason for Baihe's trip to Meizhou at night, and Baihe only said: "Recently, I miss my masterpiece very much. I heard that it was sent to Meizhou by the emperor. I am afraid that the feng shui there will not be good and my painting will not be well maintained. painting, so I want to visit it.”

After hearing this, the emperor sighed and said: "I can part with that painting in my eyes, but I can't part with Qing in my heart. I'm afraid that my life will not be easy if you leave, that's all! That's all! All follow you!"

The emperor then decided to go on tour in micro-clothes, and reported to the Queen Mother, "I heard that the new Meizhou prefect Lin Yufeng bullied men and women in the local area. So I decided to use the method of unannounced visits to attack him and try to save him from drowning." After hearing this, the queen mother was stunned for a long time.

The news of the emperor's micro-clothes tour reached the ears of Concubine Hui, and Concubine Hui added it to the tour in the name of visiting relatives.

"I selected two of the best sweat-blooded BMWs from the Tianshan Mountains, and let Concubine Hui sit in the sedan chair. I will ride horses with you, ride the horses, raise the whips, and shoot with bows!" the emperor said excitedly. with.

Bai He turned his head and said, "I also want to sit in a sedan chair like Concubine Hui!"

"Then you won't go hunting with me anymore. Didn't you say you like the new sweat horses? Why don't they make a set of saddles for sweat horses to pull the sedan chair for you?" the emperor said in frustration.

"Letting the sweat horse draw the sedan chair, Bole is really going to cry to death. In this case, let the sweat horse tie up behind my sedan chair and follow!" Bai He said carelessly.

"Why do you have to sit in a sedan chair?" Under the dim colored glaze lamp, the emperor leaned against the white crane and asked softly.

"That's because, because there is one more flower carved in my sedan chair than that of Concubine Hui!" Bai He replied.

The next day, the emperor and his entourage set off from the imperial palace and headed south all the way. They did not disturb the officials along the way, but only picked first-class hotels in various places for board and lodging. I just arrived at the Meizhou government office, but I heard that Lin Xueshi has gone out to suppress bandits, and it will take a few days to return.

When they arrived at the government office in Demeizhou, although the emperor and his party were tired from the boat and carriage, and their faces were tired, but fortunately everyone was in good health, but the two bloody horses they were carrying, the one the emperor was riding had already been disobedient. Shuitu in the south died on the way, and the horse tied behind the white crane sedan chair was already emaciated and dying.

Both the emperor and Baihe loved the horse very much, so when they arrived at the Meizhou government office, they ignored everything and only issued an edict to offer a reward to the local horse doctor to treat the bloody horse.

But what is extremely sad is that the veterinarians who were recruited under the heavy rewards gave the bloody horse all kinds of expensive medicines, and gave it all kinds of acupuncture and moxibustion from the hooves to the ears and eyes, but gradually cured the horse. I breathed a sigh of relief.

After sending away the last veterinarian, the emperor no longer had any hope of treating the dead horse as a live horse doctor, but seeing Baihe sighing at the sick horse every day, he also felt very irritated.

One day, the boy who was in charge of feeding the horses smiled at Bai He and said, "My lord, I heard that the eunuchs have already walked half a mile from the gate of the yamen..."

Before the young man could finish speaking, Bai He interrupted him, saying: "What a happy event for you prefects to come back, I only care about my bloody horses now, the veterinarians you have found in the yamen are all sent by the king of hell to take care of them. Killing and killing!"

The boy stroked the back of his head a little, and said with a little shame: "The BMWs that the veterinarians can't cure you are all useless! They are under the king of Hades! But, my son, the one who went out with the prefect to suppress the bandits this time is the most famous in Meizhou. The famous veterinarian Jin Fenghuang, if you say that the gang of idiot veterinarians were sent by Hades to kill them, then Jin Fenghuang is the talent sent by the Bodhisattva to rescue the suffering!"

Seeing that Bai He seemed to be quite interested in Golden Phoenix, the young man exaggerated about how Golden Phoenix had rejuvenated and rescued the former eunuch's white-feathered Saixue parrot who could sing 32 ditties. Seeing how Jin Fenghuang's benevolent hands changed a tiger's piercing dog's eyes for a tiger that had been shot by an arrow...

The boy was sweating profusely on his head, he raised his voice, and was talking vigorously, only to hear a pleasant ringing sound from outside the official office, and a woman in brightly colored clothes walked gently and gracefully pushed the door open with lotus steps. walked in.

Bai He raised his eyes and saw that the woman who was gradually approaching was tall and slender, under the plain black bun, a delicate face like a lotus calyx revealed an irresistible magnificence.

"My lord, the one who came in is the golden phoenix!" The little servant said to Baihe.

"You said this woman is the veterinarian sent by the Bodhisattva you mentioned?!" Bai He asked in astonishment.

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