Monks and Bachelors

Bai He smiled at Lin Xueshi: "You also said that I look like Liu Baichuan, is it really that similar?" Bai He gently stroked Lin Xueshi's smooth back and said.

If it were another person who made a move on him in public, Xueshi Lin would definitely resist fiercely. Before entering the palace, Xueshi Lin thought that if that white crane did too much, it would be a big deal, a big deal, and he would kill him head-on On the dragon pillar in the palace, Xueshi Lin said angrily.

Now Xueshi Lin closed his eyes with great enjoyment, Bai He's silk satin sleeves slid gently over Xueshi Lin's nose, and asked close to his ear: "I really look like him? You don't even know the resemblance?!"

Xueshi Lin's heart was scalded by a burning iron, he opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Bai He curled his lips at him and said with a smile: "If there is really a beauty who looks exactly like me in the world, if I can stand on his back If I paint a erotic palace, I will die immediately!"

"Okay, everyone else should step down, Lin Xueshi left it for the painters to make drawing paper!" The emperor waved a group of Beijing officials with bare backs to step down.

"Your majesty, do you mean to ask me to give this white crane as a drawing paper?" Xueshi Lin questioned the emperor with his handsome eyes in disbelief.

The emperor looked at Lin Xueshi's honest and selfless eyes, and felt a little guilty in his heart. He felt that he seemed to have played too much, so he turned his head and did not look at Lin Xueshi.

"That's right, let me use your back as a drawing paper, and I will paint the emperor's erotic palace together with this artist who lives in Gu Hongzi. I appreciate you and leave the most vivid picture to your back." Bai He lightly laughed.

"Painting erotic palaces?!" Xueshi Lin repeated angrily, glaring at Bai He fiercely, first he hated him for messing up the palace and coming up with such a way to humiliate the ministers, and second he hated him for being so vile and shameless, yet he gave birth to a child A skin that is exactly the same as the person on the tip of his heart.

Bai He raised his eyes to look at Xueshi Lin, and mixed various paints without paying attention.

Xueshi Lin glanced at Baihe in disgust, and then looked at Gu Hongzi with eyes for help. Gu Hongzi was an old friend of Xueshi Lin when he was in Meichuan's hometown, and was the tutor of his younger sister Lin Yanyu when he was studying painting. Based on his friendship with Gu Hongzi, Gu Hongzi definitely would not let him suffer this humiliation.

I didn't want Gu Hongzi to chuckle at Bachelor Lin, and sighed: "Master, I have known you for nearly ten years, and I admire you for reading a lot of books and knowledge. I don't want you to think like those people in the market today. What we're doing now is obscene."

"You said that you want to paint too, and paint those paintings?" Xueshi Lin asked in disbelief. In his heart, Gu Hongzi is a giant in the painting world. His painting style and selection of materials are unmatched. However, this giant in the painting world is now But you want to paint erotic palaces on the backs of a bunch of women? !Lin Xueshi suddenly felt as if he was dreaming, having an extremely absurd nightmare.

"I really don't understand!" Zhe He looked at Xueshi Lin with a pen in his mouth, and said lazily with a bit of helplessness.

Immediately, Xueshi Lin was ordered by the emperor to kneel in a row with eleven other court ladies, with his back facing Bai He and Gu Hongzi as if he was being tortured. He could only feel that various types of paintbrushes were quickly smearing on his back, and the cold and viscous paint Gradually becoming more docile on his back, the sound of praise from the emperor has been heard endlessly.

"Relax, relax, lower your body more, don't damage my drawing paper!" Bai He patted Xueshi Lin's frown and said.

Lin Xueshi had no choice but to let Bai He manipulate him like a dead pig.

I don't know how long it took, Xueshi Lin felt that his knees had changed from pain to numbness, and suddenly he heard a heavy "heh" from the mouth of the white crane behind him, and said tiredly and pleasantly: "Finally finished!" Already!"

Xueshi Lin turned his head, and saw that the emperor was looking at his back intently, and the painter named Bai He had already fallen asleep on the smooth silk quilt on the dragon floor.

Lin Xueshi was originally unwilling to look at the paintings on the backs of those court ladies in line with the principle of courtesy, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity, so he secretly scanned the backs of the court ladies next to him while the emperor was going to use the toilet. glance.

I saw that the palace maid's back was as white as jade, under the pines, a woman with a scorpion head and crescent eyebrows was reclining in a nest of snow silk shining with silver light. Unconventional and bold, but eclectic without being obscene.

"Hehe, why are you peeking at the paintings on other people's backs? The paintings on the backs of scholars are really beautiful!" Lin Xueshi's sneak peek might fall into the eyes of the court lady kneeling next to her, and the court lady turned her head in a row. The maid squeezed her eyes and covered her mouth and giggled.

Her smile attracted the other ten maids to look at Xueshi Lin's back. After watching, they exchanged glances and giggled with their mouths covered.

Lin Xueshi took the opportunity to glance at the backs of the other court ladies, and saw pictures of green lotus drinking with half-undressed neon clothes, and pictures of playing in a greenhouse with red plums and white snow...

Xueshi Lin breathed a sigh of relief in an instant, and said in his heart: "This kind of eclectic style of painting on the back, although it is difficult to be elegant, but it is not embarrassing and ruins the atmosphere."

"But why are those court ladies looking at my back and laughing?" Lin Xueshi just breathed a sigh of relief, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong.

"Could it be that the painting on my back is really that unsightly painting?!" Lin Xueshi thought of this, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"No, no, they must be laughing at me, a man who draws a beautiful woman on his back. This must be the reason for their snickering!" Lin Xueshi couldn't help comforting himself, but he still didn't dare to act like the person next to him. The court lady asked the other court ladies, "Sister, what do you see on my back?"

When the emperor came back from the toilet, he waved to the kneeling maids and said, "You all go back to sleep, remember not to destroy the painter's masterpiece!"

A few maids glanced at Lin Xueshi, laughed and dispersed, Lin Xueshi looked up and saw that the emperor was also smiling at him.

"Let's kneel down for a while longer, I want to appreciate the masterpiece on your back!" The emperor sat down slowly on the dragon chair, and couldn't help laughing.

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