Rebirth of buns to develop attack
Chapter 1 (1)
"Anti-clogging! Anti-odor! Save water! Save money! Save worry!"
Chen Ji waved his arms with great enthusiasm, trying to make his eyes look a bit domineering instead of cowardly.
The lights converged on him, and his loud roar echoed throughout the studio: "This is the three-drop brand water-saving toilet—it completely subverts the working principle of the traditional toilet, and it lets us bid farewell to the way of diluting and flushing sewage. , so that you can enjoy the comfortable, smooth and perfect water-saving new world brought by three drops in the morning, afternoon and night every day!"
After finishing speaking, he sat down on the toilet that subverted history, and the camera took a close-up of him. Chen Ji was so angry that he sank his dantian, and said affectionately: "Use three drops, it's so refreshing!"
"Crack!"
The director expressed his satisfaction, and Chen Ji stood up with his trousers depressed - in order to show that he was really happy just now, the director asked him to do it.Of course, the director also kindly sponsored a manual for the three-drop water-saving toilet to let him block the harmonious part.
Ah Man ran over to hand him ice water and a towel, and Chen Ji couldn't help but glance at her suspiciously.He had met this girl not long ago, but he had already fallen at her hands countless times—either he was inexplicably involved in a group fight and was beaten black and blue, or he was dragged by this woman into a gloomy unfinished building for a test of courage.In short, Chen Ji has never enjoyed such a time of spring breeze and rain—hey, he even unscrewed the bottle cap for him, showing courtesy for nothing, definitely cheating.
"Just now..." She looked back at him with a complicated expression, but hesitated to speak.
"What's the matter?" Chen Ji took a sip of water, suddenly realized something, and couldn't help asking nervously: "The folder in your computer full of high-end graphics and calcium tablets was finally discovered by your elder brother who is more rigid than a coffin board gone?"
"Ah bah, your brother is only a coffin board!"
"Then what's the matter?" Chen Ji grinned and rubbed his knees, just now the elder brother who put on his big brother's brain theater all day and night but didn't allow others to make a joke kicked him hard, it really hurt.
"Your male god came here just now."
"Pfft—" Chen Ji sprayed water far away, and said in surprise, "When?!"
Ah Man took three steps back with a look of disgust: "Just when you were naked and said it was so cool."
Chen Ji: "..."
He is a god, Ah Man always calls Qin Yi that.
The almighty Du Niang's interpretation of "male god" is a general term for men who are elusive and unattainable.
Chen Ji expressed strong protests against this noun and attributive before nouns that can cause misunderstanding and reverie many times, but every time Ah Man would snort coldly and point out unceremoniously: "When you were still in college, there were stickers posted in the dormitory. Who is on the big poster? Who is the screen saver on the computer phone? Who starred in those DVDs on the bookcase? Whose photos are cut from newspapers and magazines in your photo album? Also, who turned to the audition to see Qin Yi participated in the play rehearsal and was scolded bloody?"
Chen Ji was choked up by her series of questioning, so Ah Man came up and hooked his shoulders, gave him a particularly meaningful look, and delivered a fatal blow: "Hmm, who was drunk that day? yelled 'Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi'?"
Chen Trace's little blood tank was emptied in an instant, and he never dared to argue with this girl on this sensitive topic.
In fact, there is nothing to argue about, because the facts are just the opposite, Qin Yi is not the object of his longing, but the enemy who ruined his life.
Ah Man would not have imagined how tired Chen Ji was of seeing Qin Yi, the things in that room were not his at all, the idiot who skipped the audition was not him, and the crying person...it was him, but It's just because I drank alcohol and remembered something bad that I lost my composure.
Chen Ji has a secret.
No one would believe it if he said it. He died nine years ago.
Nine years ago, deep winter.
The snow fell harder outside, and the wind blew on his face like a knife. Chen Ji blocked the umbrella in front of him like a shield, and walked out of the transportation company he had worked for more than ten years.Today he came to resign.
He and his blind date have decided to get married in April next year, but his future father-in-law hopes that Chen Ji will come to his factory to help next month.Considering that being a driver of a transportation company is really hard work, and that he can't take care of his family once he runs a long distance, Chen Ji agreed.
Thinking of his fiancée's pretty face, Chen Ji's heart warmed up, and he felt that his hands and feet that were almost numb from the cold were warmed up.
"dad?"
Hearing this voice, Chen Ji hastily raised the umbrella a little.Standing outside the company's open gate was a young man who was about to be buried by the wind and snow. When he saw Chen Ji looking over, he bent his eyes and greeted Chen Ji with a smile.
"Xiao Yi?" Chen Ji widened his eyes in surprise and ran towards him in a hurry.
Qin Yi was an abandoned baby picked up by Chen Ji when he first entered the transportation company for a year. He raised Qin Yi until he was seven years old. Later, because Qin Yi's biological parents came to find him, Chen Ji had to return his adopted son who had been raised for seven years to live in the house. The Qin couple in the big city.However, Qin Yi did not forget his kindness of upbringing. After entering high school, he deliberately enrolled in a boarding school. Afterwards, he often kept in touch with Chen Ji secretly without telling his biological parents, and even called him Dad as always.
"Why did you come here suddenly?" Chen Ji quickly raised the umbrella, moved it to the top of his adopted son who was half a head taller than himself, and patted the snow off his shoulders distressedly, "Have you been waiting for a long time? Why don't you bring an umbrella?"
"I went to the city's No. [-] Middle School to participate in a math competition. After the exam, I suddenly felt very hungry and wanted to eat the meat buns made by my father." Qin Yi took the straight-handled umbrella from his adoptive father, and the two walked out side by side. It’s just cloudy, so I didn’t bring an umbrella.”
Hearing what he said, he knew that he came here on a whim. Chen Ji sighed half helplessly and half worriedly: "You can call me if you want to eat, and I will send it to you. You will have to take the key exam next year. Time is so tight and you are still running around, be careful that your mother won't let you go out again."
"She won't know." Qin Yi replied confidently, "And I've grown up, she has no reason to tie me like a puppy."
Hearing what he said, Chen Ji didn't know what to say. He was very happy that Qin Yi always missed him, but he didn't want him to get into trouble with his parents, after all, they were his real family.Just like what Qin Yi's mother said when she took Qin Yi away, although she is very grateful to him for taking care of Qin Yi for so many years, blood is thicker than water, so he is always separated.
The two braved the wind and snow and walked to Chen Ji's dormitory. The narrow room was messy like a single man's, but it wasn't dirty at all. Qin Yi happily threw himself on the small iron single bed of his adoptive father, as if he hadn't seen him for a long time. Rubbing around the quilt like a puppy returning home.
Chen Ji wanted to pull him up funny: "The coat is wet, don't rub it on my quilt, take it off quickly, or you want me to cover the quilt with wet at night..."
"Help me take it off." Qin Yi stretched out his arms, deliberately lying on his back on the bed without moving.
"You are so grown up, why are you still acting like a child..." Chen Ji had no choice but to lean over to peel off his coat, but Qin Yi's long legs hanging beside the bed suddenly hooked, and Chen Ji suddenly lost his balance, wow Screaming and falling on him.
Chen Ji, who was hugged by Qin Yi, felt a shock of muffled laughter from his lying chest, and he knew that he had been teased again.Chen Ji patted his son's strong arm with a sigh: "Quickly let go, I'll make you hot buns."
"No, wait until later." The other party not only didn't listen to him, but also shook his adoptive father who was one size smaller than himself, took a deep sniff on his neck, and whispered, "Dad, I like you so much." ...the smell on your body."
"Ah? That's the lemon-flavored soap I bought during a promotion in the supermarket. If you like it, I'll give you a piece."
"Haha, is that right, okay." Hearing his adoptive father's serious but unaware answer, Qin Yi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Chen Ji didn't understand what was so funny, but his ribs hurt so much, he couldn't bear it anymore and patted his son who kept laughing to himself: "That's enough, I'm getting up, don't you want to eat steamed buns?" ?”
After repeated urging, Qin Yi reluctantly let go, seeing that Chen Ji took out the steamed buns directly from the old green refrigerator, he tilted his head in surprise: "Dad, did you make steamed buns in advance? "
"I'm afraid that you will run over without saying hello again, so I will make more and put them in the refrigerator. Look, isn't it useful now?"
"Yes." Qin Yi looked at the back of the man busy for him, with a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth.
The man picked up the plate and went to the public kitchen. Qin Yi rested his arms on his pillow and looked around the room where he lived until he was seven years old. Everything was still the same.The green window screen is still the same as before, and it has been whitened by the wind and rain. Under the window sill is a lacquered mahogany desk, on which...
After seeing the things on the table, the smile on the corner of Qin Yi's mouth froze. He sat up suddenly, rushed to the table in a few steps, and poured out the things in the festive red packaging bag with shaking hands.Wedding invitations with "Happy" printed on them spread all over the table.
On the inside pages are the names of the adoptive father and a woman.
Qin Yi clutched the stack of invitations tightly, the veins on the back of his hands were bulging due to excessive force, and his eyes were so fierce that he seemed to tear them into pieces.
After an unknown amount of time, Qin Yi was awakened by the sound of approaching footsteps. He immediately let go and folded the invitations neatly.When Chen Ji came back with the steaming steamed buns, there was no anger on his face, and there was even a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"It's hot, come and eat."
He heard the brisk voice of his adoptive father behind him, and the sound of dragging a plastic stool.
"Dad." Qin Yi turned around and raised the last invitation in his hand that hadn't been put into a paper bag, "You want to marry her?"
Chen Ji's face turned red when he was stared at by his adoptive son: "Ah, that, that is tomorrow... things in April next year, and they haven't been printed yet..."
The smile on Qin Yi's face gradually faded: "Si Yue, you didn't want me to come, did you choose this day on purpose?"
Chen Ji looked away in embarrassment, and said hesitantly: "After that incident...Aying...she...maybe still a little afraid of you... ..."
Chen Ji couldn't go on with the rest, because he could feel Qin Yi's eyes piercing his body like sharp arrows, his heart felt cold, and he shivered slightly.
Qin Yi hated his fiancée, A Ying, the first time he heard from Chen Ji that he had a girlfriend, he was so angry that he went berserk and pushed A Ying down the stairs.Although Ah Ying just sprained her foot and nothing serious happened, Chen Ji still pushed him to apologize, but he was reluctant even when he apologized, and he still muttered: "...it would be fine if she fell to her death." gone."
The extremely angry Chen Ji had no choice but to excuse him, why he was more impulsive in adolescence, and why he was under pressure to prepare for the exam. He tried his best to convince himself not to care about him, but he still had a knot in his heart.Later, during the engagement period, he really considered this point and deliberately chose a time when he couldn't get away.
"Can't Dad not get married?" Qin Yi suddenly ran over and grabbed his shoulder, staring at him with a terrifying look, "I will always be with you, and I can take Dad over to live with me when I work. Can't I be together? Do I have to get married?"
Chen Ji waved his arms with great enthusiasm, trying to make his eyes look a bit domineering instead of cowardly.
The lights converged on him, and his loud roar echoed throughout the studio: "This is the three-drop brand water-saving toilet—it completely subverts the working principle of the traditional toilet, and it lets us bid farewell to the way of diluting and flushing sewage. , so that you can enjoy the comfortable, smooth and perfect water-saving new world brought by three drops in the morning, afternoon and night every day!"
After finishing speaking, he sat down on the toilet that subverted history, and the camera took a close-up of him. Chen Ji was so angry that he sank his dantian, and said affectionately: "Use three drops, it's so refreshing!"
"Crack!"
The director expressed his satisfaction, and Chen Ji stood up with his trousers depressed - in order to show that he was really happy just now, the director asked him to do it.Of course, the director also kindly sponsored a manual for the three-drop water-saving toilet to let him block the harmonious part.
Ah Man ran over to hand him ice water and a towel, and Chen Ji couldn't help but glance at her suspiciously.He had met this girl not long ago, but he had already fallen at her hands countless times—either he was inexplicably involved in a group fight and was beaten black and blue, or he was dragged by this woman into a gloomy unfinished building for a test of courage.In short, Chen Ji has never enjoyed such a time of spring breeze and rain—hey, he even unscrewed the bottle cap for him, showing courtesy for nothing, definitely cheating.
"Just now..." She looked back at him with a complicated expression, but hesitated to speak.
"What's the matter?" Chen Ji took a sip of water, suddenly realized something, and couldn't help asking nervously: "The folder in your computer full of high-end graphics and calcium tablets was finally discovered by your elder brother who is more rigid than a coffin board gone?"
"Ah bah, your brother is only a coffin board!"
"Then what's the matter?" Chen Ji grinned and rubbed his knees, just now the elder brother who put on his big brother's brain theater all day and night but didn't allow others to make a joke kicked him hard, it really hurt.
"Your male god came here just now."
"Pfft—" Chen Ji sprayed water far away, and said in surprise, "When?!"
Ah Man took three steps back with a look of disgust: "Just when you were naked and said it was so cool."
Chen Ji: "..."
He is a god, Ah Man always calls Qin Yi that.
The almighty Du Niang's interpretation of "male god" is a general term for men who are elusive and unattainable.
Chen Ji expressed strong protests against this noun and attributive before nouns that can cause misunderstanding and reverie many times, but every time Ah Man would snort coldly and point out unceremoniously: "When you were still in college, there were stickers posted in the dormitory. Who is on the big poster? Who is the screen saver on the computer phone? Who starred in those DVDs on the bookcase? Whose photos are cut from newspapers and magazines in your photo album? Also, who turned to the audition to see Qin Yi participated in the play rehearsal and was scolded bloody?"
Chen Ji was choked up by her series of questioning, so Ah Man came up and hooked his shoulders, gave him a particularly meaningful look, and delivered a fatal blow: "Hmm, who was drunk that day? yelled 'Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi'?"
Chen Trace's little blood tank was emptied in an instant, and he never dared to argue with this girl on this sensitive topic.
In fact, there is nothing to argue about, because the facts are just the opposite, Qin Yi is not the object of his longing, but the enemy who ruined his life.
Ah Man would not have imagined how tired Chen Ji was of seeing Qin Yi, the things in that room were not his at all, the idiot who skipped the audition was not him, and the crying person...it was him, but It's just because I drank alcohol and remembered something bad that I lost my composure.
Chen Ji has a secret.
No one would believe it if he said it. He died nine years ago.
Nine years ago, deep winter.
The snow fell harder outside, and the wind blew on his face like a knife. Chen Ji blocked the umbrella in front of him like a shield, and walked out of the transportation company he had worked for more than ten years.Today he came to resign.
He and his blind date have decided to get married in April next year, but his future father-in-law hopes that Chen Ji will come to his factory to help next month.Considering that being a driver of a transportation company is really hard work, and that he can't take care of his family once he runs a long distance, Chen Ji agreed.
Thinking of his fiancée's pretty face, Chen Ji's heart warmed up, and he felt that his hands and feet that were almost numb from the cold were warmed up.
"dad?"
Hearing this voice, Chen Ji hastily raised the umbrella a little.Standing outside the company's open gate was a young man who was about to be buried by the wind and snow. When he saw Chen Ji looking over, he bent his eyes and greeted Chen Ji with a smile.
"Xiao Yi?" Chen Ji widened his eyes in surprise and ran towards him in a hurry.
Qin Yi was an abandoned baby picked up by Chen Ji when he first entered the transportation company for a year. He raised Qin Yi until he was seven years old. Later, because Qin Yi's biological parents came to find him, Chen Ji had to return his adopted son who had been raised for seven years to live in the house. The Qin couple in the big city.However, Qin Yi did not forget his kindness of upbringing. After entering high school, he deliberately enrolled in a boarding school. Afterwards, he often kept in touch with Chen Ji secretly without telling his biological parents, and even called him Dad as always.
"Why did you come here suddenly?" Chen Ji quickly raised the umbrella, moved it to the top of his adopted son who was half a head taller than himself, and patted the snow off his shoulders distressedly, "Have you been waiting for a long time? Why don't you bring an umbrella?"
"I went to the city's No. [-] Middle School to participate in a math competition. After the exam, I suddenly felt very hungry and wanted to eat the meat buns made by my father." Qin Yi took the straight-handled umbrella from his adoptive father, and the two walked out side by side. It’s just cloudy, so I didn’t bring an umbrella.”
Hearing what he said, he knew that he came here on a whim. Chen Ji sighed half helplessly and half worriedly: "You can call me if you want to eat, and I will send it to you. You will have to take the key exam next year. Time is so tight and you are still running around, be careful that your mother won't let you go out again."
"She won't know." Qin Yi replied confidently, "And I've grown up, she has no reason to tie me like a puppy."
Hearing what he said, Chen Ji didn't know what to say. He was very happy that Qin Yi always missed him, but he didn't want him to get into trouble with his parents, after all, they were his real family.Just like what Qin Yi's mother said when she took Qin Yi away, although she is very grateful to him for taking care of Qin Yi for so many years, blood is thicker than water, so he is always separated.
The two braved the wind and snow and walked to Chen Ji's dormitory. The narrow room was messy like a single man's, but it wasn't dirty at all. Qin Yi happily threw himself on the small iron single bed of his adoptive father, as if he hadn't seen him for a long time. Rubbing around the quilt like a puppy returning home.
Chen Ji wanted to pull him up funny: "The coat is wet, don't rub it on my quilt, take it off quickly, or you want me to cover the quilt with wet at night..."
"Help me take it off." Qin Yi stretched out his arms, deliberately lying on his back on the bed without moving.
"You are so grown up, why are you still acting like a child..." Chen Ji had no choice but to lean over to peel off his coat, but Qin Yi's long legs hanging beside the bed suddenly hooked, and Chen Ji suddenly lost his balance, wow Screaming and falling on him.
Chen Ji, who was hugged by Qin Yi, felt a shock of muffled laughter from his lying chest, and he knew that he had been teased again.Chen Ji patted his son's strong arm with a sigh: "Quickly let go, I'll make you hot buns."
"No, wait until later." The other party not only didn't listen to him, but also shook his adoptive father who was one size smaller than himself, took a deep sniff on his neck, and whispered, "Dad, I like you so much." ...the smell on your body."
"Ah? That's the lemon-flavored soap I bought during a promotion in the supermarket. If you like it, I'll give you a piece."
"Haha, is that right, okay." Hearing his adoptive father's serious but unaware answer, Qin Yi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Chen Ji didn't understand what was so funny, but his ribs hurt so much, he couldn't bear it anymore and patted his son who kept laughing to himself: "That's enough, I'm getting up, don't you want to eat steamed buns?" ?”
After repeated urging, Qin Yi reluctantly let go, seeing that Chen Ji took out the steamed buns directly from the old green refrigerator, he tilted his head in surprise: "Dad, did you make steamed buns in advance? "
"I'm afraid that you will run over without saying hello again, so I will make more and put them in the refrigerator. Look, isn't it useful now?"
"Yes." Qin Yi looked at the back of the man busy for him, with a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth.
The man picked up the plate and went to the public kitchen. Qin Yi rested his arms on his pillow and looked around the room where he lived until he was seven years old. Everything was still the same.The green window screen is still the same as before, and it has been whitened by the wind and rain. Under the window sill is a lacquered mahogany desk, on which...
After seeing the things on the table, the smile on the corner of Qin Yi's mouth froze. He sat up suddenly, rushed to the table in a few steps, and poured out the things in the festive red packaging bag with shaking hands.Wedding invitations with "Happy" printed on them spread all over the table.
On the inside pages are the names of the adoptive father and a woman.
Qin Yi clutched the stack of invitations tightly, the veins on the back of his hands were bulging due to excessive force, and his eyes were so fierce that he seemed to tear them into pieces.
After an unknown amount of time, Qin Yi was awakened by the sound of approaching footsteps. He immediately let go and folded the invitations neatly.When Chen Ji came back with the steaming steamed buns, there was no anger on his face, and there was even a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"It's hot, come and eat."
He heard the brisk voice of his adoptive father behind him, and the sound of dragging a plastic stool.
"Dad." Qin Yi turned around and raised the last invitation in his hand that hadn't been put into a paper bag, "You want to marry her?"
Chen Ji's face turned red when he was stared at by his adoptive son: "Ah, that, that is tomorrow... things in April next year, and they haven't been printed yet..."
The smile on Qin Yi's face gradually faded: "Si Yue, you didn't want me to come, did you choose this day on purpose?"
Chen Ji looked away in embarrassment, and said hesitantly: "After that incident...Aying...she...maybe still a little afraid of you... ..."
Chen Ji couldn't go on with the rest, because he could feel Qin Yi's eyes piercing his body like sharp arrows, his heart felt cold, and he shivered slightly.
Qin Yi hated his fiancée, A Ying, the first time he heard from Chen Ji that he had a girlfriend, he was so angry that he went berserk and pushed A Ying down the stairs.Although Ah Ying just sprained her foot and nothing serious happened, Chen Ji still pushed him to apologize, but he was reluctant even when he apologized, and he still muttered: "...it would be fine if she fell to her death." gone."
The extremely angry Chen Ji had no choice but to excuse him, why he was more impulsive in adolescence, and why he was under pressure to prepare for the exam. He tried his best to convince himself not to care about him, but he still had a knot in his heart.Later, during the engagement period, he really considered this point and deliberately chose a time when he couldn't get away.
"Can't Dad not get married?" Qin Yi suddenly ran over and grabbed his shoulder, staring at him with a terrifying look, "I will always be with you, and I can take Dad over to live with me when I work. Can't I be together? Do I have to get married?"
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