Mountain Rabbit

"...The evil Northwest wolf demon fell in love with the little fairy like this, and hugged and hugged her every day, but after a few days, Lord Weichen found out that she was pregnant.

'Is it my cub? 'The wolf demon asked sternly.

Master Weichen had tears in his eyes: "You doubt me!" '

'How do you prove that the little brat in your stomach is mine? '

"Aside from yours, there is no other carrot in this world that I can't put it down so much!" '

In order to prove that even though he is a rabbit, he still has a heart as firm and unswerving as steel, completely disregarding that this is the evil root of evildoers, Mr. Weichen can't wait to take off the trousers of the wolf demon, revealing his furious crotch.

The big wolf smiled evilly: "Come on, prove to this king how much you can't put it down." '

......"

Zhou Lang wrote in this way that he has already written very detailed plots similar to Xiangyan in "The Bandit's Husband Loves Fiercely", and the people at the foot of the mountain also like to read it very much. Selling wine, robbing houses, etc., the money comes in much faster, and they can eat big bones and sticks whenever they want.

But I always feel that there is still a little soul missing.

Xiao Zhou turned into a human and put on the appearance of a rich man's school boy, went down the mountain to inquire, and walked halfway up the mountain to find that he forgot to carry a rabbit today, would it be a little dangerous.

He rummaged through some small book stalls, bought a lot of books for himself, and asked the boss if he had any good ones.

Soon he saw the most fascinating reading in the world, the secret love that every grown man puts under his pillow.

As a wolf, Xiao Zhou was not confused by such vulgar things. He watched it over and over again with a learning eye. The plot was nothing new, but it was indeed fascinating...

Yes, I'm missing illustrations.

I need to find a painter.

The bookseller was very happy to hear his proposal, and soon introduced a erotic painter to him.

"Oh, how many pictures?" An elderly old painter asked drunkenly, picked up the pen, and planned to do him three or five pictures quickly and get paid for it.

"Five hundred."

The pen in the old painter's hand fell to the desk.

How many?

The old painter was sober: "I, I will try my best in my lifetime."

"Our king is very picky. Idols are very burdensome. You must draw them very wildly. It is best to wear an eye patch on your face and scars on your shoulders. You are as mighty as a wolf, understand?"

The old painter waved his hands again and again, don't worry, isn't it just a erotic palace? I have been painting for more than fifty years, and I guarantee that the roots are clear.

"Come back to me in a few days. The manuscript is here with me. I'll take a look first."

"Ten texts and one book." Xiao Zhou stretched out his hand.

Old painter: ...

"Is there anything unusual at the foot of the mountain today?" Shao Qun asked Xiao Zhou who had just returned from the foot of the mountain.

Xiao Zhou shook his head: "There is no news, and my lord, our books are selling very well."

"Yes, um, you did a good job. By the way, did you bring carrots back?" Shao Qun had a passionate rabbit lying on his head, licking his mouth and crazily eating the hair underneath, grinding his teeth, biting Pull, very fierce.

Shao Qun grabbed him from the top of his head and touched him in his palm. The little rabbit quickly calmed down again, hugged that finger, and rubbed his scalp on the tip of his nail to tickle it.

Xiao Zhou silently memorized this plot, and planned to write a book "The Wolf Family's Noble Pet: Marrying a Rabbit Will Settle Accounts", and then said: "I seem to have forgotten."

The little rabbit suddenly sat up straight, staring at his big eyes in despair, as if struck by lightning.

My radish dream is shattered...

Shao Qun stared.

Bang.

On Xiao Zhou's head was a big, still smoking bag.

Shao Qun withdrew his fist: "This is not an example."

Xiao Zhou: Who am I earning so hard for...

The sky suddenly darkened, as if it was going to rain.

Before Shao Qun walked slowly to the door of the house, there was a loud thunder, and before the sound was over, the pouring rain came crashing down.

The white ball quickly shrank in the bean-sized raindrops, and the long hair stuck to the body, and suddenly became only half the size of a palm, and the ears were dangling and full of water.

Shao Qun stuffed him into his arms and quickly hid in the house.

Li Chengxiu was placed on the table, a wet lump, a soaked rabbit, before he could complain, Shao Qun clutched his heart and fell on the bed in pain.

"What's wrong with you?" The little rabbit panicked and turned back into a human, lying on his bedside.

The torrential rain just now came very abnormally.

Beads of hot sweat appeared on the man's forehead, and slid down the side of his face to his shoulders and neck, biting his lips and taking a deep breath.

He hurriedly took his sleeves to wipe his sweat: "What's wrong with you?"

Shao Qun weakly opened his eyes and glanced at him.

The little rabbit looked worried.

Immediately afterwards, one hand grabbed his arm and dragged him onto the couch, and the whole rabbit was tightly hugged in his arms.

Shao Qun took a big breath on him, and his heart suddenly felt much smoother.

The little rabbit's eyes widened: "You suck my spiritual energy..."

"Don't move." Shao Qun held him down and prevented him from struggling.

"But you are a demon..."

"For a weak god like you, the damage to me from divine power is negligible."

Li Chengxiu: "...I'm going to be angry."

"You give birth."

Li Cheng was so handsome that his cheeks puffed up.

Forget it, for the sake of you being a weak monster, forget it this time.

The two hugged each other quietly, when suddenly there was a strong wind outside the window, which seemed to be a silent warning.

Li Chengxiu has also seen many abnormal celestial appearances, but today is really a bit strange.

"Probably the heavenly lord is using Lord Yu to expel a party of evildoers."

You are that monster, that's why you are like this.

Shao Qun gave him a blank look. This kind of demon-dispelling spell is only used to cast a wide net to deal with ordinary little monsters. For a monster like him who has cultivated for thousands of years, it is not worth mentioning.

"Then why are you doing this?"

"Because I was hurt."

Li Chengxiu was taken aback, hurt...

"If someone knows that I am hiding with you, I will leave immediately."

The little rabbit suddenly became anxious: "Then you should take down your big Shao flag."

"Demolish all these houses, isn't it safe for everyone to live in the cave together?"

"No one can see it except me, so who are you pretending to see?"

Shao Qun's face was ugly: "If you say another word, I will beat you!"

"..."

"Hey, I didn't really beat you, why are you crying?" The big wolf demon was exhausted, forced himself to sit up, and lifted the other up to sit upright, "Cry again!"

About half a quarter of an hour later, the rabbit was still crying, and Shao Qun's mind was in a turmoil. Some wolves outside came to ask if the king was okay, but he dismissed them with a few words.

"Have you cried enough?" The big wolf demon was impatient, "Isn't it just a flag, I'll just take it down."

It just so happens that that side is also ugly.

It took a long time for the little rabbit to stop crying, his eyes were red and swollen, and he looked pitiful.

"Why don't you go?"

Shao Qun was taken aback.

The little mountain god lives the same life as all the little gods in the world in his own land, taking care of flowers and plants every day, talking to animals, brewing wine, making snacks, making a few balls for nothing, and the balls have been used for hundreds of years When I grow up, I will talk to him, but in the end, it's just a ball of hair squeezed out with spiritual energy, and I can't leave his side. If I get bitten, it will fall apart, and all my previous efforts will be wasted... and I will punish a few occasionally. A villain with evil intentions lives like an old man.

But after all, a god is still a god, he is not a human being, he cannot interact with mortals too much, and he does not even have freedom.

The world is so big, he grazing here, digging pits and cultivating for hundreds of thousands of times became the food in the mouths of other creatures countless times, and finally became a little fairy, and he was still trapped here for more than 100 years, almost [-]% of his life. I have dedicated my heart and soul to this mountain.

Whether it's the scorching heat, the severe cold, the rain, the snow, the wind and frost, or the deep spring like the sea, the beautiful water and the green mountains, the sun and the sunset, birds and fish...you can only watch it alone.

"You...keep me?" Shao Qun asked, "Didn't you always want me to go?"

"...I changed my mind, can't I?"

"why?"

The little rabbit said: "I like the fur on your body."

Shao Qun's face darkened, and his eyes narrowed: "There are more."

"I also like lying on your head basking in the sun, talking with you, and sitting on your back for a ride..."

"anything else?"

The little rabbit racked his brains, "I like your carrots, they are always bigger than mine, they have a lot of water, and they taste very crisp."

"anything else."

"And..." This is a forced question.

"And..." Li Chengxiu looked at him, suddenly very scared and uncomfortable, "I've always been lonely, and I want someone to accompany me... is that okay?"