Mountain Rabbit

Li Chengxiu rubbed hairballs all night, like an addiction, and he was very energetic after a night of sleep.

After all, he is still a fairy, not the same as a goblin.

As long as there are springs and vegetation on the mountain, he will not be tired.

"Didn't you tell me to make pens for me?" Shao Qun woke up in the morning and looked for the Langhao pen that could hold up the noodles, but instead he brought out a handful of gray rabbits the size of glutinous rice balls, all of them with red eyes , exuding the evil spirit of a childish little demon, telling himself that he just gave birth last night?

"Yes, I was born with you." The little boy smiled and narrowed his eyes at the little thing in his palm.

The king slept all night, not knowing why he had a baby with this rabbit last night.

Every time Li Chengxiu squeezed the rabbit, he was very happy. He let go of his hand, and the seven or eight little things jumped away in all directions.

Then when you are hungry, you will come to the mountain god to ask for a breath of immortality. Usually, you will be free to graze. If you are lucky enough to live to a hundred years old, you will be sensible and talkative, and you will tell him that you want to eat carrots. If you don’t get them, you will. Because of the greediness and itching of the teeth, he crazily ate his own fur.

Eat until you are bald, eat until you have indigestion.

So carrots are very important to a rabbit.

How can you meet people without a fur rabbit?

Shao Qun just watched him throw their children away, inexplicably panicked, took a deep breath, and calmed himself down, the majestic king of the mountain, there is no need to be angry because of a few rabbits.

"What about my stuff?"

Li Chengxiu let out an oh before handing it to him.

Shao Qun was dissatisfied: "Even the tip of the pen is so black, who knows if there is any ink on it."

Li Chengxiu said, "You don't write anyway."

Shao Qun: "..."

"You don't want your ears anymore, do you?" Big Wolf threatened again with his tail erected, then his eyes widened, "Li Chengxiu! Where's my hair!"

"...Didn't you ask me to squeeze it for you?" The little rabbit was very guilty, "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back."

He still hides a large ball in his sleeve, because Shao Qun's fur is really beautiful, and the tail is especially smooth to the touch, which is completely different from the soft and soft rabbit fur.

The little rabbits that were squeezed out seem to be more robust, a circle bigger than pure rabbit fur and still gray, so they are not easy to bully.

"It turns out that you can turn hair into a rabbit. Who did you learn from? Did you learn from the Great Sage to pluck the hair?" Shao Qun was so angry that his eyes were bloodshot, and he slammed the table.

The little rabbit trembled and his eyes turned red.

After all, he seems to be stealing things with an excuse, although the hair will grow back.

But he still stole...

But he was reluctant to return the ball of fur, so he said, "Then you can rub it on my tail."

Shao Qun pointed to his exposed white ball: "Just tell me how much the whole tail adds up to?"

"...I know my tail is small, but it has aura."

"Change back." Shao Qun said coldly.

"What do you want to do……"

"Change back." Shao Qun still said.

He thought that he had made a mistake first, but he was obedient and turned into a round lump, his ears stood up, almost as long as his body.

Immediately afterwards, the big tail that was destroyed by him rolled him into Shao Qun's palm.

He stood up straight, touched Shao Qun's wrist with his front foot, and looked up at him again.

Do not be angry.

Facing those round, pure black eyes, the king suddenly felt a little soft-hearted.

But only a trace.

The little rabbit thought that the hand that reached out was to touch his ear, no, now he is a rabbit, and being molested is very troublesome.

He quickly pulled off his ears and hugged him in his arms!

No!

Ah!

don't...let go of my ears...

It didn't take long, but the little rabbit didn't escape from the claws, his ears were pinched, the heat and kneading of his fingertips made him narrow his eyes quickly, and he fell into the big wolf's hands, rubbing his head against his palms.

One more touch... two more touches...

Well.

Soon, the rabbit who only knew carrots turned its belly up and was on its back, with its ears twitching.

When Shao Qun put his hand on his belly, his two front paws hugged him.

Shao Qun suddenly felt that this was very interesting. When he lifted his finger, the rabbit was hanging in mid-air, and then fell back into his palm due to the weakness of its claws.

dizzy.

He originally wanted to just let him go, but he caught a glimpse of a large black mass on the ground.

It's the hair that was pulled off by me...

That ball of fur is bigger than the whole rabbit now, and it is solid and quite heavy.

"What else do you want to say?" Shao Qun pinched the nape of his neck and brought him in front of him, squinting his eyes and asking.

The little rabbit hugged one of his ears and shook his head.

Sorry, I can't understand human language.

"Speak, or pinch your ears."

The rabbit let go of its paws, its ears popped back onto its head, and its big eyes were eager.

The big black wolf came to his senses, stared, and immediately changed to another: "Pull your beard!"

Rabbit trembled all over.

Terrible.Ugly without a beard!

He pulled his ears over his eyes, refusing to face reality.

I want fur and beard.

So I can't understand people's language.

You don't say any more.