I'm cursed by a witch

Today is the first day I have been cursed by a witch.

When I returned to the dormitory, the door was locked, so I had to sneak in through the small door.

After thinking about it, I still called the police uncle and said that my roommate took my camera without me noticing, and now I have it back, I am very sorry.

Then he was criticized by the police uncle.

It's embarrassing to call the police for the first time so absurd.

Lying in bed thinking about how to deal with tomorrow’s affairs, although I am still dubious, but I can’t sit still, if I really like my roommate, my whole family will have to cry with me (Little Bitter Melon in the World.JPG).

Otherwise, it's fine to wear a blindfold tomorrow to pretend to be a blind person, but you can't keep pretending, right?

I tossed and turned in bed, and finally came up with a brilliant solution.

Tomorrow morning our class has morning class, as long as I pretend to be sick and stay in the dormitory, and then invite the goddess who does not have morning class to the door of our dormitory building, and finally I touch the door blindfolded and lift the blindfold, hey!Falling in love with a goddess is nothing to lose!

Fortunately, my relationship with the goddess is okay, so I told a little lie cheekily, and the goddess reluctantly agreed to me.Although it's not good to lie to people, it's all for survival.

Then I borrowed an eye mask from my roommate, and Meimei fell asleep.

In the morning, listening to my roommates' alarm clocks and their rustling wake-up movements, I pretended not to wake up behind their backs.It wasn't until the time became more and more tense that they found that I didn't get up before they came to call me.

I still carried them behind my back: "I have a fever, tell the school committee for me, and make up the leave later."

!!!

The wicked roommate actually wanted to climb up and touch my head, so I quickly turned over and hid my face on the pillow: "Don't touch it."

"Do you really have a fever?"

"Nonsense." My inner os: Hurry up and get out.

After they left, I also sat up and took off the blindfold. The world is dazzling but beautiful.

etc!There may also be men coming from the dormitory in the opposite building!

I silently put the patch back on my eyes... then got out of bed and washed my face... FUCK!

An accident, directly fell lame.

It's outrageous, a ladder that has gone up and down [-] times, and it will fall if you say it? ? ?

Not to mention lame, but anyway, my feet are sore and numb, and I can't exert myself.

but!To live!I must try my best to go downstairs and join the goddess.

Of course, I have to play some music to listen to before washing.

"La la la la la la la, you can't imitate my temperament, I was born with that feeling..." (Note: from the song "You can't imitate my temperament")

Although earthy but absolutely.

I brushed my teeth limping in the dark to blaring music, washed my head and face, and just had to do a final touch of styling.

You must use your eyes in this step, otherwise how will you know whether you are handsome or not.

I closed the balcony door and had to make sure I didn't see any men.

I'm actually in a good mood, probably because I'm going to see the goddess.Humming to the music, I skillfully manipulated my hair with both hands, and carefully sprayed on the hairspray, and a handsome handsome guy was born.

"Crack... bang..." I subconsciously turned my head to look at the sound.

A burly man stood at the door, as if he was the god of death who came to take his life.

"Are you up?" the burly man asked me.

My mind went black and I almost passed out.

The curse is about to take effect...

"Why did you come!!" My blood surged, I gritted my teeth and rushed over to pinch his neck, but he easily dodged it.

I hated it even more, and shook his shoulders and asked him: "Why did you come! I will never fall in love with you! Don't even think about it!"

There's nothing I can do about him, I can only bang my head, wanting to die...

"I will not love you, no, absolutely not!..."

He must have been frightened by me, so he didn't dare to go forward. After a long time, he asked, "What's wrong with you? Are you burned?"

I shook off his extended hand and glared at him with hatred: "Get out of here."

After he left, I sat on the chair for a while before I recovered.

After taking deep breaths again and again, a thought suddenly popped up: I don't seem to feel anything?

Not in love with him at all? !

"Dong dong dong..." I knocked on the door of the dormitory next door, looking upright to me, might be murderous to them.

The person who opened the door was a classmate from the next class who was familiar with me. He called my name but I ignored it. I rushed to that burly man, who was actually a classmate from the next class.

I didn't see what he was doing, so I kept turning his head and staring at his face, um... I didn't feel anything, hey, it was a misunderstanding.How could there be such absurd existence of witches in this world?funny.

"Hahahahaha, it's okay, it's okay, I misunderstood, I misunderstood! I'm sorry brother, I interrupted you." I smiled awkwardly, bowed, and closed the door for them.

They probably all looked confused, but I don't care, I'm so happy that the curse is fake, and I don't need to bother the goddess...

goddess! ! !

I quickly turned on my phone and saw more than a dozen messages, phone calls, and voice messages...

cool.

Trembling, he clicked on the voice, and the gentle goddess was swearing, completely chilled.

He hurriedly made a phone call, and was hung up after two beeps.

I had no choice but to turn around and apologize to her on WeChat, saying that I deserved to die, and I wanted to invite her to dinner to express my apology.

After sending more than a dozen messages, the goddess finally got back to me. Before I could be happy, I felt itchy all over my body.After scratching it twice, I found something was wrong. Isn't this what the old witch said, "the whole body is itchy and festers and dies"? !

It can't be a damn coincidence, can it?

I knocked on the door of the dormitory next door again, and the burly man was gone.

"Where did he go?" I felt like I was about to cry.

"Who?"

I was so excited that I couldn't even say his name, I just pointed at his table with my fingers and squeezed out: "He! He!!!"

"Oh, Brother Yang, I went to the supermarket."

I sprinted downstairs, even the hair I had set was flying, but I didn't have time to deal with it.I'm very itchy now, but fortunately, only the upper body is itchy, and I can bear it until I find him.

The supermarket is just downstairs from our dormitory, and as soon as I ran in, I saw him choosing drinks in front of the freezer.

"Lin Beiyang!" I yelled at him, and the consequence of sprinting is that my heart hurts now.

The moment he turned his head to look at me, I felt an instant refreshment and the itch disappeared.

A miracle.

I couldn't help cursing: Damn, the curse is real!