I'm cursed by a witch

I was cursed by a witch. Just now, a hobbled, white-haired old lady with a hunchback suddenly hit me in the back with a cane, insisting that I stole the hamburger she bought for her grandson.

The heavens can learn from me, since I was young, except for stealing the private money hidden by my father, I have never stolen anything from outsiders.

What's more, it's just a hamburger, can I like it?

My ancestor who died 800 years ago would laugh so hard that he cheated, okay?

I can make money by myself, I am a male college student who is fierce, vigorous, and very upright!Eh!

Do not make jokes.

Besides, I haven't eaten a hamburger in ten years. This kind of thing doesn't suit my handsome appetite at all, OK?

It's a pity that the old lady didn't believe it, she pulled me to check my bag.How can I suffer this humiliation?Of course, he hugged my bag tightly, just like clinging to my virgin body!

As a result, the old lady saw that I was not cooperating, and the passers-by heard that she just stole a hamburger and was not interested in watching, so she just sat down and said loudly: "Give me back the hamburger, I will give it to me." The grandson bought it, and he picked up the bottle for a week before changing the other one, how can a clean young man like you do such a nasty thing?"

Facing such rogue accusations, as a new youth in the new era, of course I am!

Of course it is lying down and scolding.

It's a waste of the old lady's talent not to act in a movie. Not long after I cried, the eyes of these noble passers-by became unfriendly to me.

The hot-blooded male college student turns into Dou E in seconds, and sister Dou E will say that I am wronged when she sees her, right? !

"Can I buy you another one? Let me tell you first, I didn't steal it, but it's just a hamburger. I'll buy another one for your grandson." I said these trembling words with a trembling heart.

But the old lady was dissatisfied, and criticized my mistakes: "It's just a hamburger? But for my grandson, I was willing to buy this hamburger for him after he begged for several months... "

Me: "..." Suddenly, I feel that I have a deep evil.

Facing everyone's unkind eyes and accusations, I smashed all the cans and took my schoolbag to the old man for inspection. After nothing was found, she even wanted to lick my mouth... (Macho man speechless.JPG)

She returned the schoolbag to me unwillingly, and I checked it carefully to make sure nothing was taken away by her.

In the end, she still let me take her to buy another one as if nothing had happened...

i*you******

Of course, I didn't really curse, after all, I am a qualified male college student.

He just turned around impatiently, intending to leave.

At this time, the melon-eating crowd had almost dispersed, and some enthusiastic people went up to take care of the old lady, but they were beaten with Tai Chi, and their hot faces were covered with cold buttocks.

"I want him to take me there," she said.

I:"……"

Do you really think I have no temper?Of course he turned around and left.

As a result, she grabbed the corner of my clothes again and gestured to me, asking me to lower myself and listen to her whisper.

I ignored her and took another step forward.

She actually threatened me: "If you don't listen to me, I will lie on the ground and call for help."

I sighed and succumbed to the evil forces again.

To be honest, I still haven't figured out what she wants to do.

When I bent down, she was close to my ear, and before she could speak, the stench was in my nose, but helplessly, she quickly spoke: "Actually, I am a witch, and now I want to curse you..."

"Are you sick?" I finally couldn't help scolding her, and I wanted to leave when I stood up straight.

She didn't stop, showing a strange smile, and said slowly: "When you wake up tomorrow morning, you will fall in love with the person you see at first sight. Only by being close to him can you live, otherwise, your whole body will itch and fester and die, so you can do it yourself Come on, young man."

If it's just these few words, I will only think that she is a lunatic, and I can't maliciously use curses to retaliate against me, even if it doesn't sound like a curse that an old lady can utter.

However, I saw with my own eyes that she flew away on a broom after she finished speaking!

At that moment, I completely forgot what the curse was, what the curse was, I only knew that someone had gone to heaven.

God!Long live!

Sure enough, this world is not that simple, and I am the savior chosen by fate!

Oh yes, what was the curse she was talking about?

(Of course I don’t have such a second grade, because I am already a male college student, which is qualitatively different from a high school student, thank you. I am extremely flustered. Jpg)

The follow-up was that I chased the people passing by and asked frantically: "Did you see an old man flying into the sky on a broom?!"

The result, of course, was that I was treated like a total lunatic.

This is impossible, am I the only one who can see it?Sure enough, I am the Chosen One!

Hahahahahaha I'm crazy.

Later, I also went to the bosses of the surrounding shops and asked to see their surveillance, to the effect that I wanted to find an old lady who had disappeared.

But their business was so good that they didn't care about me at all, so they told me to call the police.

Call the police!Said that I was cursed by a lunatic, which caused great damage to my body and mind, can I file a case?

After thinking about it again and again, because I was about to miss the evening class, I chose the speed of light to squeeze the subway.

When I returned to the dormitory after class, I tossed and turned, and talking to my roommate did not resonate at all, which made me so angry.

Falling in love with the first person you see?Goofy idol dramas don't use this routine!

But I couldn't care less because it was too exciting (it wasn't) and I ended up reporting it to the police.

Except for the accusation that this old lady (probably a witch) stole my camera, which I made up, I told the truth, including the fact that she framed me and cursed me.

Speaking of the curse, the police officer in charge of recording the case kept laughing, yes, I also thought it was outrageous, but she really said that to me!

it is true!

The police helped me adjust the surveillance over there. The old lady normally appeared on the surveillance screen, but she in the surveillance left with the kind-hearted people when they went to care about her.

The monitoring showed that I also left soon.

No whispers behind and flying away on broomsticks at all!

But I remember it very clearly, very, very clearly, and I can recall every detail.

That bad breath, that weird smile, and that weird looking broom...

When I walked out of the police station, I was very sober, and I'm sure Wen was very sober at that time, so I began to believe that witches are real.

Then curse..."Wake up tomorrow morning and fall in love with the first person I see".

Is the first person you see always my roommate? !

NO! ! !