[System] The emperor can't do it

"what is this?"

"If you go back to the emperor, it's a mirror." Eunuch Li, the eunuch who served the emperor since he was a child, replied respectfully.

"I know it's a mirror, and I want you to tell me what kind of mirror it is."

"Your Majesty, this is an ordinary mirror." Eunuch Li was a little puzzled, but he still replied respectfully.

"How could this be an ordinary mirror! It's a distorting mirror to fool people! Bring me another mirror, no, bring me a basin of water!" Wen Xiaonian was furious. What a rotten dynasty, even the emperor dared to Just teasing, shouldn't the emperor be the Ninety-Five Supreme Supreme?snort!If you dare to tease him, he is not so easy to deceive!

Although Eunuch Li did not understand the meaning of the emperor's distorting mirror, he knew that accompanying the emperor is like accompanying a tiger, and there are some things that should not be asked, so when he heard that the emperor wanted a basin of water, he immediately So he rushed out and fetched a basin of lukewarm water for the emperor, and said respectfully again: "Your Majesty, the water is here."

"what------"

There was a howl of ghosts and wolves in the depths of the palace, scaring many timid concubines and eunuchs to tears.

——Of course, at this time, the one who wants to cry the most is not them, but our emperor Wen Xiaonian.

It is said that when our dear emperor Wen Xiaonian looked at the water basin full of joy and started to admire his beautiful face, he was shocked by the shadow in the water.

Fuck, who the hell is this!

Wen Xiaonian raised his middle finger at the figure in the water, and still can't believe what he saw.

He doesn't say anything with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he still has stubble!There is nothing to say about the stubble on the chin, but the skin is so rough!He also endured the rough skin, after all, it wasn't in his body, but when Wen Xiaonian walked in front of a full-length full-length mirror, the last straw that overwhelmed Wen Xiaonian appeared.

The height of close to 1.8 meters and that muscular body were once Wen Xiaonian's favorite figure, but just because he likes it doesn't mean he wants to have it, God!It's good that he likes a strong attack, but he doesn't want to become a strong attack!fall!

Looking at the height of nearly 1.8 meters, and then looking at the muscular body, Wen Xiaonian squinted his eyes and fell into a coma.

"Warning warning, the energy value is less than 10, please add food immediately!"

Before passing out, Wen Xiaonian heard such a sentence in his ears suddenly, but before he had time to think about why, his consciousness was completely plunged into darkness.

"The emperor is busy with state affairs day and night, and he often doesn't even have time to eat. Although it is a blessing for the country, his body can't bear it in the long run." After taking the emperor's pulse, the imperial physician stroked his gray beard and said worriedly.

"I'm sorry for your trouble, Imperial Physician Liu. I will advise the emperor to pay attention to diet, but I also ask the imperial physician to prescribe some nourishing prescriptions. Your Majesty's health is the most important thing, and you must not be careless."

"What Concubine Shu Gui said is very true, I will do it immediately."

"Go and get the food box I just brought." Shu Ya ordered to her personal eunuch.

In a daze, Wen Xiaonian felt something cold approaching his lips, and the aroma of food flowed into his nose along with it, and he opened his mouth subconsciously, and the soft and sweet lily lotus seed porridge entered. into his mouth.

Wen Xiaonian didn't open his eyes, just enjoying the feeling of being fed, until the bowl of porridge was finished, Wen Xiaonian opened his eyes full of enthusiasm.

A gentle man in a light blue robe was looking at Wen Xiaonian tenderly, his temperament was like blue, and his eyes were full of love for Wen Xiaonian.

"Your Majesty, are you feeling better?" Shu Ya carefully supported the Emperor and said softly.

Wen Xiaonian originally wanted to ask who you are, but then he thought that he would have exposed his identity by asking such a question. Naturally, he would not make such a simple mistake if he asked such a question. It's just that there is a row of silver dots on the top of this person's head. Small print?

Subconsciously, Wen Xiaonian carefully looked at the row of small characters: Shu Ya—Imperial Concubine.

The imperial concubine is amazing, this person is obviously a man!

Thinking of the little fairy on the bed last night again, Wen Xiaonian's face turned pale, could it be, could it be, could it be that there are no women in this world!

Looking at Shu Ya beside him, and looking at the eunuchs in the palace but not even a single maid hair, Wen Xiaonian felt that he might be the truth...

The more I think about it, the more I feel that I guessed it right. It is an anecdote that there is not even a woman in this majestic palace. The only possibility is that there are no women in this country!

It's good to have no women, anyway, he doesn't like women, and women are very troublesome.It's just that if there are no women, how will the population of this country multiply? Is there also a Zimu River here?

"Cough, Shu Ya, what happened to me just now?" Wen Xiaonian pretended to be serious, since becoming an emperor must look like an emperor, Wen Xiaonian was so immersed in the pleasure/feeling of being an emperor that he couldn't extricate himself from it. Forgot the fact that just made him heartbroken.

"Your Majesty is overworked and forgets to eat so that you become dizzy and weak. I have already recruited Imperial Physician Liu to see him, and he said that there is no serious problem. It is just that the Emperor needs to pay more attention to his diet." Shu Ya said worriedly.

It turned out to be dizzy from hunger!Wen Xiaonian was sweating. He didn't expect that the emperor, who looked strong, would be so hungry, and he lost such a good figure for nothing!

Figure, figure, talking about figure Wen Xiaonian seemed to have remembered something important, he looked down at his figure, and compared it with Shu Ya's figure, feeling sad again.

God, why do you treat me like this? Is it all because I have done too many sins in my previous life?

"No."

kindness?what sound?Wen Xiaonian's eyes widened curiously, searching for other people around. He had heard this voice many times, but he just didn't know where he was.

"Shu Ya, were you talking just now?" Wen Xiaonian asked curiously.

"No." Shu Ya looked blank.

This is strange, why he kept hearing this voice all day, Wen Xiaonian couldn't figure it out.

"I personally cooked a few side dishes, I wonder if the emperor needs them?"

"Okay, why not?"

Shu Ya looked at Wen Xiaonian with some flattery. Since he entered the palace, the emperor has never said a word to him so peacefully like today. Today, he is still willing to eat the food he cooked. Shu Ya's eyes almost burst into tears. tears.

Happiness came so quickly, he couldn't believe it.

It's just that what he doesn't know is that the man he has loved for most of his life has changed his core at this moment, and his body is occupied by Wen Xiaonian from the 21st century.

Just when Wen Xiaonian got up and was about to have dinner with Shu Ya, a sudden change occurred, and a familiar voice of a male duck rang in their ears - "Your Majesty! It's okay, it's okay!"

"The Fragrant Concubine turned into a butterfly and flew away?" Wen Xiaonian answered subconsciously.

"What?" Eunuch Li looked blank.

"Cough—it's nothing, you continue." Almost forgetting where he is now, Wen Xiaonian secretly wiped his sweat.

"Eunuch Huang, under the Empress Dowager, is here!"

Eunuch Li ran to the emperor's bedroom to report the news, wiping the sweat from his forehead while talking, it was obvious that he was really nervous.

But why he was so nervous, Wen Xiaonian was a little puzzled. Literally, it means that a eunuch under his mother's hand came, so there's nothing to make a fuss about!

"Don't worry, speak slowly when you have something to say." Wen Xiaonian frowned.

"Reporting to the emperor, just now Eunuch Huang said that the empress dowager invited the emperor to Shoukang Palace." Eunuch Li tremblingly reported back to the emperor, his body kneeling on the ground shook like chaff.

But this can't be blamed on him, it can only be blamed that every time the emperor hears the name of the empress dowager, he will be furious, smashing vases is simply normal, and most of the time it will implicate the eunuchs and guards around him.Although Eunuch Li had served the emperor since he was a child, he was not spared.

He understands that the emperor's nature is not bad, and he knows the pain in the emperor's heart all these years, but this can't stop his fear of the furious emperor.

But today's emperor seems a little strange?Eunuch Li secretly looked up at the emperor, and found that today's emperor did not seem to be angry.

"Why are you still kneeling, isn't the queen mother going to summon me?

"Yes, yes..." Standing up with lingering fear, Eunuch Li felt a sudden chill all over his body before he had time to rejoice that he didn't have to be beaten today.

Looking up, my god, I was so scared that Eunuch Li almost knelt on the ground again.

How could Concubine Shu Gui's eyes be so frightening, it made him feel like he was going to be eaten alive, Eunuch Li's body was breaking out in cold sweat, he didn't know how he would offend such a great god again.

Of course Shu Ya was angry, she finally got a chance to get close to the emperor, this is great, everything is ruined.He couldn't blame the emperor and the empress dowager, so he could only vent his anger on Eunuch Li, the little shrimp. Poor Eunuch Li was also shot while lying down.

"I'm sorry Shu Ya, I won't be able to eat your cooking this time." Wen Xiaonian said to Shu Ya with a little guilt.

Speaking of which, Wen Xiaonian is actually not a good person who is used to thinking about other people's thoughts, but just looking at Shu Ya's gentle face like water, he feels embarrassed that he has missed an appointment. (This world really depends on faces!)

"It's okay, the emperor should go to Shoukang Palace as soon as possible. I'm afraid it's hard to explain why the empress dowager has been waiting for a long time." Shu Ya smiled quite understandingly, completely unable to see his sinister attitude towards Eunuch Li just now. The eyes and the quickness of face-changing are amazing.

"Will you cook for me next time?"

Shu Ya once again looked at the emperor in disbelief, and managed to squeeze out a word in her throat: "Okay..."

Wen Xiaonian smiled contentedly.