[System] The emperor can't do it

The night is dark.

N City, known as the city that never sleeps, is still brightly lit, and an extremely hot/spicy scene is being staged in a seemingly inconspicuous bar in the city center.

Amidst the loud sound of heavy metal music, a slender figure was doing a pole dance on the stage. He was wearing a pure white vest, and his lower body was patent leather pants that were as short as the thighs. There was whistles under the stage.

This person's popularity is so high that it can be said that he knows nothing about attacking and receiving, and is known as the No. 1 receiving person in N City, Wen Xiaonian.

Wen Xiaonian watched with satisfaction that everyone in the audience was once again overwhelmed by his charming demeanor, Xiaoman twisted his waist even more vigorously, at this moment, a loud voice suddenly sounded——

"Wen Xiaonian! What are you doing!"

Oops, how could it be him!

Wen Xiaonian's expression changed in an instant. After all, being caught by his current boyfriend doing a pole dance in a bar is no fun, especially last night when he just promised in bed that he would never mess around in a bar again. in the case of.

So Wen Xiaonian was caught off the stage like a chicken.

"Didn't you say you couldn't accompany me because you went to a classmate's birthday party today?" The tall and handsome man angrily questioned his restless little boyfriend.

"My classmate's birthday party was held in this bar. I just danced a little dance to cheer up the fun. Is it necessary to make such a fuss?" Wen Xiaonian is worthy of being the No. In such a situation, he didn't feel any sense of guilt at all, but instead made the man opposite him feel guilty.

"I'm sorry baby, I thought you'd be so angry because you lied to me again this time, please forgive me?" The man sincerely apologized to Wen Xiaonian, his tall body almost humbled to the ground.

"Forget it, my lord has a lot, so I won't bother with you this time."

The man hugged Wen Xiaonian excitedly, and kissed that pink mouth. The two kissed like a drunk and lingeringly, until the tall man couldn't bear to abduct Wen Xiaonian to the bed. At the same time, another disastrous voice sounded——

"Wen Xiaonian! What are you doing!"

Wen Xiaonian pushed away the man who was kissing vigorously, and when he looked back, his face changed again. Damn it, how could it be him!

After all, it is not fun to meet the innocent college student brother who hooked up with the day before yesterday when he and his current boyfriend were kissing passionately, especially when he said 'I love you' to him affectionately the day before yesterday.

"Honey, you wait here for me first, I'll be right back to accompany you, mua~" Wen Xiaonian pressed a kiss on the face of the tall man just now, and then trotted to comfort the innocent college student brother.

"You said you only loved me, but now you've regretted it, don't you? I've been waiting for you to accompany me on my 19th birthday, but you actually kissed other men outside the bar. Do you have me in your heart? !" The college student brother yelled at Wen Xiaonian, causing passers-by to look sideways, and even the tall man turned his head to look at the two of them, Wen Xiaonian hurriedly pulled the college student brother across the road to talk with his scalp numb.

"I'm going deaf, can you keep your voice down!" Wen Xiaonian said angrily.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, but you must give me an explanation this time." The innocent younger brother looked at Wen Xiaonian with teary eyes, with an expression that if you really don't love me, I will die.

"Hey!" Wen Xiaonian sighed and said helplessly, "You don't understand, I really love you, but he said that if I want to break up with him, he will commit suicide by jumping off a building, how can I just watch him What about jumping off a building? So I have to wrong you for a while, and I will naturally return to you when he calms down, but I don’t know if you will want me..."

Wen Xiaonian hesitated to speak, looked at the innocent college student brother with moist eyes, and instantly melted all the unhappiness just now.

The younger brother of the college student hugged his sweetheart tenderly, and said, "You are such a good person, I misunderstood you, and I apologize to you."

Under the dim street lights, a young same-sex couple gently kissed each other. The beautiful picture made people very moved. At this moment, another disastrous voice sounded——

"Wen Xiaonian!"

"What the fuck is wrong with you!"

This time it was Wen Xiaonian's turn to get angry. After all, no one would be in a good mood when his good deeds were interrupted three times. It's just that the situation seems a little different this time?Wen Xiaonian scanned around and found no one he knew.

At this moment, a well-maintained woman's hand stretched out from Wen Xiaonian's back, and directly pinched Wen Xiaonian's small ears.

"Wen Xiaonian, you've got some skills, don't you, dare to show yourself on the street!"

This voice!This feeling!

Wen Xiaonian's complexion changed drastically again, this time his complexion was already pale, after all, it's really not fun to meet his mother when he's hooking up with wild guys, especially in his When my mother is still a middle-aged woman with extremely high combat effectiveness.

Sure enough, Mother Wen began to educate her unfilial son Wen Xiaonian in the same ideological education: "You are 24 years old and you don't know how to go to work all day long, but you know how to hang out with your friends. Do you know that the son of the old Wang family next door You have already returned from Harvard to study for a Ph. D. Tell me, you are a high school culture, and you are not ashamed..."

Wen Xiaonian, who has always been eloquent, is now dumb. He may be able to argue eloquently when facing his men, but he really dare not be presumptuous when facing his mother Wen who raised him. Anger is not something he can bear at this level, so he can only endure it.

Ten minutes passed, and his current boyfriend couldn't stand it anymore and came to observe the situation; two and ten minutes later, his current boyfriend and the college student brother retreated to the second line together, and he was the only one who still stood firm.

Ten minutes later, Mother Wen finally stopped talking. Wen Xiaonian was grateful, but she didn't expect it to be temporary. After taking a breath, Mother Wen continued, "Your cousin is already having her second child this year." , when will you give me a baby..."

Hearing this, Wen Xiaonian, who had been enduring all this time, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"God! Help me!"

"it is good."

Huh?what's the situation?How does he feel that someone just said a good word?Could it be the sequelae of listening to mother Wen's nagging too much?

Before Wen Xiaonian could think clearly, darkness appeared in his eyes. At the last second before he lost consciousness, Wen Xiaonian thought: This is really a sad night.

But what he didn't expect was that this sad night was not over yet, and what awaited him was an even sadder night——

"Ha-ha--the emperor is awesome--"

???

Wen Xiaonian looked at the man who was screaming happily under him with question marks all over his head, well, he was indeed a tormenting little fairy.

and many more.

He read it right, this annoying little goblin was actually lying under his body! !

Wen Xiaonian stared at the close/connected place between the two in surprise, and forgot to react for a moment.

You must know that Wen Xiaonian is a pure 0, and a qualified pure 0 can definitely only get pleasure and sensation through the back, so this encounter that looks gorgeous/blessed to ordinary people becomes Wen Xiaonian. A catastrophe—Wen Xiaonian withered without a doubt.

Wen Xiaonian was wilted, so he could feel the annoying little goblin. He opened his eyes in doubt, and asked inexplicably, "Why did your Majesty lose interest all of a sudden? It's because Xiaonian didn't work hard enough. ?"

Small year? !It actually has the same name as him! (Hey! You got the point wrong!)

"Where is this place?" Wen Xiaonian felt that he must have gone out today and didn't read the almanac, otherwise he couldn't be so unlucky.

"I hate it~ Your Majesty is joking again. Of course this is the Tiansheng Dynasty's palace, otherwise where else?" The little goblin named Xiaonian covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly.

Your Majesty, Tiansheng, and the Imperial Palace.

These three keywords were enough for Wen Xiaonian to grasp all the information.

Firstly, he crossed over; secondly, he transmigrated into an elevated Tiansheng Dynasty; finally, he transmigrated into the emperor of Tiansheng Dynasty.

God, this is not a dream, is it?Wen Xiaonian thought sadly.

"No."

"Did you talk just now?" Wen Xiaonian asked another Xiaonian.

"Does Your Majesty mean the upper mouth or the lower mouth?"

The little goblin's face was rippling with a smile, and Wen Xiaonian got goosebumps all over his body. Why did he find out that this way of flirting is really disgusting today, and he doesn't know about his former boyfriends How to bear it.

"You go back, I don't need your service here." Wen Xiaonian, who quickly entered the role, pulled out the withered thing of "self" from the body of the little goblin, and lay down on the dragon bed, letting the sadness flow backward into a river.

"Your Majesty~ You said that you will be with Xiaonian today~ It's still early~" The annoying little goblin continued to rub against Wen Xiaonian's body, but he didn't master the correct way to seduce. In vain.

"Go down, I'm really not in the mood today." Wen Xiaonian sighed.Could it be that this is all because of the retribution he received for playing with other people's feelings in the past, God, you don't have such a tricky person.