Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Jian You thought that Lu Shinian's "take him out to live" was referring to the hotel near the school.

Unexpectedly, Lu Shinian took a taxi straight to the entrance of a high-end residential area.

Swiping the card to enter the gate, swiping the card to get on the elevator, and swiping the card to enter the house, Jian You finally accepted the fact that Lu Shinian didn't take him to the hotel, but took him home directly.

Located on the 20th floor of the flat-floor house, the interior space is spacious enough, and the view from the floor-to-ceiling windows is wide enough.

The interior decoration of the house is not ostentatious, but everything from sofa wallpaper to wall lamp materials reveals low-key and expensive luxury.

It is the first time that Jian You feels this fact so intuitively. It turns out that this dog is really a rich second generation.

"How about it?"

Lu Shinian followed Jian You into the house, closed the door and leaned aside. After Jian You had almost finished looking at the whole house, he said leisurely, "Are you qualified to stay here?"

"Your head is stuck."

Jian You walked inside muttering: "There is a house and I still live on campus."

"Birthday present from home."

Lu Shinian said: "At the beginning, I thought it would be more convenient to move out alone without going to school, so I deliberately chose to live near the school, but I haven't lived there much, living alone is too boring, it's more fun to live in a dormitory with more people. "

Hearing this, Jian You wanted to curse again.

Life is so fucking unfair.

Some people can’t even squeeze out the spare money to rent a house and move out, but some people can keep running to squeeze a large house with a few hundred square meters into a school dormitory with a bigger butt, and a small broken bed one meter wide.

"Fun ass."

He was unbalanced, and he didn't complain about his displeasure: "Silly dog ​​has a lot of money, where is the bathroom, I want to take a bath."

Lu Shinian raised his finger in a direction and asked, "Do I need to get you some clothes?"

Jian You looked at him with a silly expression: "What do you think? Did you give me time to bring clothes when you pushed me out of the dormitory?"

"Didn't I tell you to clean up and you didn't listen, wait."

Lu Shinian turned around and entered the room, rummaged in front of the closet for a while, and suddenly turned his head to look him up and down.

Jian You frowned: "Why are you looking at your father?"

Lu Shinian smiled. When he came out, he was not holding pajamas, but a white shirt. It was a simple and classic style, and it looked expensive.

Jian You stared at the shirt he handed over, inexplicably: "You have no clothes at home?"

Lu Shinian: "Suddenly I'm a little curious about what you look like in my clothes, just to satisfy you?"

Jian You: "..."

He is tired of saying the word sick!

Jian You patted his hand away with a dark face, turned around and walked to the bathroom.

"Hey."

Lu Shinian hooked his back collar: "Why don't you take your clothes, and you are going to run naked right after you live together?"

Jian You waved him away: "You fucking ran naked, I won't change."

Lu Shinian grabbed the hem of his clothes again: "But won't it be uncomfortable to wear dirty clothes after taking a shower? Can you sleep?"

Jian You turned her head, and pressed her index finger on his chest: "Stop dreaming, even if you can't fall asleep, I won't satisfy your perverted curiosity!"

Lu Shinian: "I admit my curiosity, but can I not add an adjective?"

"You have to be self-aware!" Jian You pulled out the hem of his clothes.

Lu Shinian: "Are you angry?"

Jian You turned her head and didn't go back.

"Hey, don't be so stingy, it's just a joke." Lu Shinian took out a set of pajamas from the cabinet by the door, and handed it in a second before Jian You slammed the bathroom door.

"Hold!"

Jian You quickly grabbed the door frame: "You don't have fucking eyes, do you? The dog's paw doesn't want to go to the kitchen to chop it up by himself!"

Lu Shinian calmly stopped: "Hey, don't worry, didn't you miss it?"

"No one cares about you, so stop being sentimental."

Jian You closed the door and locked it, and a voice came from inside through a door: "Go away, don't stand at the door like a door god."

Lu Shinian: "No problem~ I'm going to cook, remember to wash up and eat early."

The sound of footsteps went away, and Jian You muttered, "Can you eat the stuff you made?", trying to find a place to put the clothes, but turned around and froze on the spot.

Why is a bathing place in someone's house bigger than his entire dormitory combined? ? ?

"Why not just build a swimming pool at home."

He put his pajamas aside and took off his clothes only to realize that he couldn't use the shower.

what?

Why isn't there even a switch?

Jian You couldn't find the switch for a long time, and Jian You was a little annoyed.

He really couldn't believe that he couldn't even subdue a mere shower!

When he was concentrating on fighting the shower, there were two thuds, and Lu Shinian knocked on the door outside.

"What are you doing!" Jian You's voice was hot.

Lu Shinian: "When I think about it, I forgot to tell you that my shower is voice-activated, so just recognize my voice, otherwise I won't be able to turn it on."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "???"

Jian You: "What idiot, the shower is equipped with voice control?!"

Lu Shinian: "It's convenient."

Jian You took a deep breath: "Then quickly let it open!"

Lu Shinian's voice was helpless: "No, it can't hear clearly through the door, you have to let me in."

"..."

Jian You lowered his head and looked at himself, wanting to scold him.

Resigned to his fate and prepared to put on the sweater he just took off, he remembered something in the middle of putting it on: "Wait a minute, the voice-activated switch means that after I finish washing and turn off the water, you still have to come in?"

Lu Shinian: "Theoretically, so."

Jian You couldn't hold back anymore: "Your house is really as stupid as you are! The shower is the most stupid!"

"well enough."

Lu Shinian said modestly: "However, if you are really afraid of trouble, you can also press the small button under the handle of the switch. It will turn green and water will come out."

Jian You: "..."

He found the small button below and pressed it, then twisted the handle, and the warm water was poured out of the shower for rinsing.

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Climb!"

Sooner or later, he's going to beat the guy outside the door into a puddle of mud, and then stuff his mouth full of stinky socks!

Damn it, dog thing!

"No problem, remember to call me if you need something."

Lu Shinian happily strolled back to the kitchen.

Jian You wet his body, and got into trouble again when he got the shower gel and shampoo.

"Why do big men put so many bottles and jars?"

He tried his best to identify the words "shower gel" in a bunch of packages that he couldn't understand which language it was in.

Really convinced, since he can remember, he has never taken such a patient shower.

Lu Shinian was cooking noodles in the kitchen.

The pork ribs in the refrigerator are ready-made. He chopped the shallots finely, boiled the hot oil, rolled it and poured it on the chili powder. While the sizzle sounded, the fragrance permeated.

After taking a shower, Jian You changed into her clothes, rolled up her trouser legs, and rolled up her overly long cuffs to her elbows. When she returned to the living room, she could smell the fragrance that filled the space. She had to admit that she was a little surprised.

This dog can actually cook.

When he came to the kitchen, Lu Shinian was scooping up noodles into a bowl.

"Done?" Lu Shinian noticed him from the corner of his eye.

Jian You ignored him, stood next to him and looked down at the half bowl of noodles that had been fished out, they looked good.

The tip of Lu Shinian's nose moved slightly, and suddenly he leaned his head over and sniffed at the side of his neck.

Jian You seems to have been shocked, and the conditioned reflex retreats: "Why are you crazy?"

Lu Shinian: "Did you use the pink bottle of shower gel?"

Jian You was annoyed: "Why, can't you?"

Among the pile of bottles, the only one he could clearly identify as shower gel was the pink bottle.

The rest of the above is not a language that he alone can understand!

Lu Shinian: "Yes, yes, but that bottle was bought by my mother. She said it smells like gardenia. I think it's too fragrant, so I haven't used it."

After finishing speaking, he raised his lips, and said again: "But it's quite suitable for you to use, just to suppress your dog's temper."

Jian You was speechless.

It's no wonder that when he used it, he thought it was too fragrant, and even scolded Lu Shinian several times.

"Why so much nonsense, hurry up."

He turned and went out: "I'm starving to death, can you hurry up."

After Jian You sat down, Lu Shinian quickly came out with two bowls of noodles: "Come on, try my cooking."

He put one of the bowls in front of Jian You.

The aroma rushed to his face and entered his nostrils. Jian You couldn't find anything wrong with him, but he didn't want to praise him, so he simply stopped talking and picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

Lu Shinian's eyes lightly fell on him.

From the sharpened jaw, to the pajama shoulder line that slumps down the shoulders, to the thin wrists and raised carpal bones.

Jian You ate seriously, and suddenly there was a spare rib in the bowl.

He raised his head suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Lu Shinian: "You're too thin, you're too skinny to hug me, eat more." After speaking, he put a piece of ribs into his bowl.

"The weasel pays New Year's greetings to the chicken."

Jian You unceremoniously picked up the ribs and took a bite, suddenly thought of something, and suddenly raised his head: "How long have you been back?"

Lu Shinian pondered for two seconds: "I haven't been back since the beginning of school, it should be more than a month."

Jian You: "??? Then when did you put your ribs? Can you still eat them?"

"I'm not sure." Lu Shinian said, "So didn't I give you all of this?"

Jian You: "???"

Lu Shinian looked at Jian You's wide-eyed eyes full of disbelief, but he still couldn't hold back his efforts.

"Honey, do you believe anything?"

He was overjoyed: "Although I didn't come back to live, there is an aunt who will come to clean and replace the refrigerator ingredients regularly."

Jian You: "..."

damn it.

It's still cheaper for him to just stuff the stinky socks, and replace them with underwear that hasn't been washed for three days!

After dinner, Jian You put on a dirty face and started to clear the table.

Lu Shinian wanted to stop him, but before he could even open his mouth, he snatched the bowl away and yelled at him, "Don't fucking talk to me!"

Lu Shinian stopped immediately: "Okay, the switch for the dishwasher is on the right."

"The two bowls are still in the dishwasher, is your hand broken or useless!" Jian You cursed and entered the kitchen, and the sound of rinsing water was soon heard.

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows, why would he still take the initiative to wash the dishes?

But he seemed to really annoy the little rabbit.

Do you want to coax?

But he just read it, and there are no carrots in the refrigerator.

Tsk, what a pity.

Jian You came out of the kitchen, and Lu Shinian sat on the sofa watching TV.

Jian You was not interested in watching TV, so he directly chose to ignore Lu Shinian, and sat down on the sofa farthest away from him. Just as he took out his mobile phone, he accidentally discovered that someone had applied to add him as a friend.

It wasn't Li Qing, but the application was sent through the class group, so it should be a classmate in his class.

Jian You approved the application.

Classmate Xiao Liu: [Hello Jianyou! 】

asdfghjkl: [Who are you? 】

Classmate Xiao Liu: [I am Liu Jianchuan/Hanhanxiao jpg.]

I have the impression that he is the sports committee member of their class.

asdfghjkl: [What do you want me to do. 】

Classmate Xiao Liu: [That's right, I have some questions and I want to ask you a question, haha, are you free?Of course, it’s fine if you’re busy, I’ll just ask casually…]

asdfghjkl: [You said. 】

What the fuck?

Liu Jianchuan read Jian You's answer three times, one floor was three feet high: "Brothers! He really agreed!"

Classmate Xiao Liu: [immediately!I take a picture! 】

Xiao Liu: [picture]

Student Xiao Liu: [This is the 12th and 13th questions, I can't calculate it right, please help me to see if I am right; the formula is wrong? 】

After Jian You finished reading the question, he directly played the audio invitation to Liu Jianchuan.

Liu Jianchuan picked it up in awe, but also a little nervous: "Crooked?"

Jian You: "Put on the pen, and remember what I say."

"Oh!" Liu Jianchuan was flattered and hurriedly found a pen from the pen holder.

He turned on his mobile phone and let the other three roommates rush over with their test papers, ready to listen to the great master's explanation.

Jian You: "The formula in the first step is wrong. The formula of Xiasuo De's law cannot be used here. Just set all the following data as unknown, and ignore gravity and friction for now..."

Boring TV shows lose their appeal compared to the temporary teacher.

At some point, Lu Shinian's gaze quietly shifted from the TV to Jian You.

This seems to be quite different from the irritable Jian You he knew.

After Jian You finished explaining a rather difficult answer, he left time for them to think for themselves. As soon as he raised his head, he met Shang Lu Shinian's scrutinizing eyes, frowned, and turned off the microphone: "Look what I'm doing?"

Lu Shinian tapped his fingertips: "You have such a good temper towards people?"

Jian You: "Nonsense, they didn't mess with me."

Lu Shinian: "Is that so?"

Jian You looked at him strangely: "Otherwise?"

Lu Shinian leaned back: "I thought with your temper that you can fight with people on the spot when you see whoever blows up or disagrees with you, you should let them go when they send a message."

It should not be like now, step by step and patiently teach slowly.

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Just because you're sick doesn't mean I'm sick too."

"Jianyou Jianyou, why is your horn off?"

Liu Jianchuan called him on the phone: "That formula, can you explain it carefully?"

Jian You looked back and turned on the microphone: "What formula?"

"It's the universal formula outlined above."

Liu Jianchuan smiled sarcastically, a little embarrassed: "My roommate and I didn't understand."

Jian You didn't realize which universal formula he was talking about.

"It's Hubian's Law."

Lu Shinian didn't know when he came over, and just in time continued: "Substitute all the known data into it, use the obtained answer and then go back and reverse it, and at the same time, you can completely verify whether the answer is correct."

Liu Jianchuan was taken aback: "This is?"

Lu Shinian warmly greeted him: "Hello, juniors, I'm Youyou's roommate, a class above you, and my name is Lu Shinian."

Jian You: "You——uh!"

Lu Shinian seized the timing and quickly covered his mouth.

Lu Shinian? ? !

Liu Jianchuan and his roommate looked at each other, their eyes shining brightly.

Who doesn't know Lu Shinian from advanced physics?

The well-recognized male god who is rich, beautiful, and intelligent, I thought he should be a person who is arrogant and difficult to get along with, but he didn't expect to have such a good relationship with Jian You, and he is also enthusiastic, and he is willing to give them lectures!

"I know I know!"

"Senior Lu, I have admired you for a long time, really!"

"Senior Lu, my name is Liu Jianchuan, I mean Jianchuan's sword, Jianchuan's Chuan..."

Online courses have become a scene for fanboys to chase stars.

Jian You rolled his eyes, and said "If you don't listen, hang up" before barely bringing the topic back on track.

But for the adult Jian You, spring nights have never been fixed.

The familiar and disgusting discomfort began to spread slowly and irresistibly, and the speed of Jian You's brain slowed down.

When explaining a formula, he was dazed three times, and even Liu Jianchuan couldn't hear it right: "Jian You, are you okay?"

Annoyance flashed across Jian You's expression: "I'm fine."

Lu Shinian glanced at him without a trace, then lowered his head: "Go to bed first if you're sleepy, and I'll tell them the rest."

Jian You pressed his temples, and without being polite to him, he threw the phone to him and stood up from the sofa: "Where do I sleep?"

Lu Shinian pointed to the room: "That one."

Jian You turned around and left. Liu Jianchuan was stunned when he heard their conversation: "Senior, are you not at school?"

Lu Shinian: "Yes."

Liu Jianchuan: "Go out to play?"

Lu Shinian: "No, take him home to visit relatives."

Liu Jianchuan: "...?"

How could it feel more wrong?

Jian You also felt something was wrong.

Once in the room it was very wrong.

The decoration doesn't look like a guest room in any way, especially the upholstered double bed that is more than two meters wide in the middle.

Forget it.

He was too dizzy to think.

Climbing into bed, wrapping himself in the blanket and closing his eyes, he wanted to use sleep to numb his will before the situation intensified.

The bed was comfortable and he fell asleep quickly.

It's a pity that the physical discomfort is stacked up.

When he woke up from the chaotic dream with fever all over his body, the sound of the TV in the living room was still there, and another living person in this house hadn't rested yet.

Jian You stared at the dark room in a daze for a while, closed his eyes, and sat up on the bed with great effort.

The deal was negotiated, and he followed him out to live. Now that it's time for him to have a legitimate need, he's still holding back!

He shook his head, wanting to get out of bed to find Lu Shinian, but when his feet touched the ground, he started to feel numb, and his hand accidentally knocked off the small ornament on the bedside table, and it hit the carpet with a muffled sound.

He tried several times to pick it up but failed, so he could only give up, lowered his head and waited for the dizziness to subside, but he didn't notice that there was a person at the door who was quietly leaning there with arms folded and watching.

After finally slowing down, he stood up in one go, and the sky spun again in an instant.

But this time he didn't fall back on the bed.

Lu Shinian can always appear in time at such times, like a big tree with long legs, catching his spring-limited dodder flowers.

"Are you making a mistake again?" Lu Shinian asked knowingly.

Jian You didn't want to talk nonsense with him, and directly stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his neck like a bandit.

Lu Shinian dodged back and grabbed his wrist.

Jian You was taken aback for a moment, and anger gathered in his eyes in the next second, which complemented the peach blossom-like blush on his face: "We agreed, do you want to go back on it?"

"Don't go back on your word." Lu Shinian took advantage of the fire and said, "I just want to negotiate a small condition."

He picked him up and put him back, put his left hand on the side of his head, and took out the white shirt with his right hand out of nowhere: "I'll give you some science, I'm really curious."

Jian You clenched her lower lip and stared at the shirt, her temples twitched.

"Youyou, good boy."

Lu Shinian stuffed the white shirt into his arms, looked at his eyes that were gradually losing focus, and smiled half-smile: "Put it on, and I'll give you a hug."