Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

While eating takeaway, Jian You glanced at his phone.

Not only did they find that Lu Shinian had dragged him into a wechat group with only four people, but another person applied to add him as a friend through this small group.

The opponent's id only has the word "Qing" followed by a period, so it's hard to guess who it is.

Jian You didn't know what he wanted to do, so he passed the application smoothly, and Li Qing immediately sent a message in the next second, just like waiting for him to pass by the phone.

clear. : [I am Li Qing. 】

asdfghjkl: [I know, what is it. 】

clear. : [I apologize to you, I have a problem with my attitude in the lab today, you are amazing, I am convinced. 】

asdfghjkl: [No need. 】

clear. : [I have a reason. 】

clear. : [Du Lan in the group, you met today, he is very bad at the experiment, and has dragged down our whole group more than once, if it wasn't because of him, Professor Chen wouldn't bother you to help us. 】

clear. :【I didn't mean to target you at the beginning, but I was just anxious about the progress of our group. You should know that the experiment is very important, and it is related to our graduation report. 】

Jian You recalled Li Qing's performance in the laboratory in the morning, but couldn't understand:

asdfghjkl: [? 】

asdfghjkl: [You are very good at? 】

clear. :【At least it won't hold you back. 】

asdfghjkl: [If the meaning of a person's existence in a group is just not to hold back, then I don't think you need to take this graduation experiment so important. 】

asdfghjkl: [It's time to eat, let's talk about something in the group. 】

After Jian You posted this sentence, he quickly deleted Li Qing from the friend list.

After deleting, Lu Shinian glanced down, his face turned foul, and he was deleted as well.

It's an eyesore.

He has always disliked leaving the food in the dormitory for too long. After eating, he threw the garbage into the trash can. He tied the garbage bag and prepared to take it downstairs to throw it away.

Unexpectedly, when he got up with the garbage, he was caught off guard by the hot tide that swept through his body, causing his legs to go limp, and he was about to fall to the ground in sullenness.

The sound of garbage bags falling on the ground overlapped with the sound of the door opening.

Jian You didn't fall to the ground, he was caught by Lu Shinian who happened to push the door in.

Lu Shinian's joking voice sounded above his head: "Didn't you really hear me come back and throw yourself into your arms on purpose?"

Jian You pressed his head against his chest, gasping for breath, and scolded angrily, "Don't be so fucking affectionate here!"

"Okay." Lu Shinian changed the subject: "But your situation came without warning. If you're not in the dormitory but outside, what would you do?"

"I can handle it, you don't need to worry about it."

Jian You grabbed the fabric of his shoulders, not knowing whether it was because of physical discomfort or psychological personality, the words came out between his teeth: "Are your muscles weak? Can you hold me tighter!"

Lu Shiqing laughed, and suddenly tightened his arms on purpose: "Is this okay?"

Jian You: "..."

I really want to take a hard bite on his aorta.

Lu Shinian relaxed a little, but after 2 minutes of silence with his arms around his waist, he had a new question: "I want to ask you something."

Jian You: "Shut your mouth."

Lu Shinian acted as if he hadn't heard it, and was puzzled: "As far as I know, things like you guys in heat can't be solved with just rubbing and hugging, right? No need to fuck?"

Oh shit.

He knew that the dog couldn't ask any good questions.

Jian You gritted his teeth: "I am a human being, not a beast without a brain and only instincts!"

Lu Shinian calmly said, "Just to popularize science, sometimes being able to bear it doesn't mean you don't need it..."

Jian You expressed that he couldn't take it anymore, and covered his mouth with all his strength: "Hold up, I've never seen such an annoying person like you, sooner or later I'll be beaten to death!"

Lu Shinian stared at him, his eyes suddenly rolled.

When he smiled, Jian You felt that nothing good happened.

Sure enough, the palm of his hand was lightly licked in the next second.

"..."

"Ahhh Lu Shinian! Fuck/Your uncle!!!"

"To disgust me to death!!!"

Jian You rubbed his clothes vigorously, if not for the conditions, he probably could have chopped off his right hand.

Lu Shinian liked to see his fried hair, admired it with great interest for a while, and asked: "It's tiring to stand like this, can I apply to sit and hug?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jian You to agree, she hugged him up on her own.With one hand on the buttocks and the other on the back, it's a completely child-holding posture.

Jian You only felt his body lighten, and it only took a second for the angle of view to change from looking up to looking down.

... What kind of broken postures are these?

He's going to be cranky again!

Soon, a loud conversation from outside the door abruptly disrupted their plans:

"Wait for me for a while! I'll go back to the dormitory and go to the bathroom first!"

"Frequent urination, you?"

"Drink a little too much water, help protect me, don't let me come back and become a corpse!"

"Understood, hurry up."

...

Jian You's expression changed.

Dai Liangliang came back from the dormitory next door immediately.

Lu Shinian clicked his tongue impatiently, turned his footsteps, and carried Jane directly into the bathroom.

"Huh? Why did you just throw the garbage on the ground?"

After Dai Liangliang came in, he picked up the trash that Jian You left behind and threw it into his own trash can, then rushed straight to the bathroom, only to find that the door had been locked from the inside.

"Who's in there?" he asked aloud.

Lu Shinian's voice came out: "Me."

Dai Liangliang: "Brother Lu! How old are you? Why do we keep meeting each other in the toilet these two days?"

Lu Shinian: "This question is worth thinking about. Aren't you playing games in the dormitory next door? There is no toilet next door?"

Dai Liangliang: "Someone is occupying it!"

Lu Shinian: "Then you have to bear with it."

"But I feel like I can't hold it any longer." Dai Liangliang hugged his belly: "How long do you have, Brother Lu?"

Lu Shinian: "Conservatively estimate half an hour."

Dai Liangliang: "...Ah???"

The toilet friend next door: "Hahahahahahahahaha! Frequent urination meets endless urination, I laugh so hard!"

Dai Liangliang cried and said: "It's such an unfortunate coincidence, then I'll go to the next door and take a look. Brother Lu, go ahead, don't worry, take your time."

The sound of the door being closed came from the dormitory, and Dai Liangliang left.

Lu Shinian looked down at Jian You, who was panting against his shoulders with his eyes closed, and reached out his hand to pinch his face politely: "Let's put the ear out and I'll touch it."

Jian You didn't even bother to look at him: "Why do you say I have to do it?"

Lu Shinian: "The only two or two times in my life when I hid in the bathroom in embarrassment was because of you. It's just because of emotion and reason, why don't you give me some compensation?"

Jian You was silent for a long time, let out his ears, and said in a vicious voice, "Hurry up! I've never seen you such a fool who has too much shit."

"I've never seen such an uncute rabbit like you." Lu Shinian rubbed his ears: "I'll tell you something."

Jian You: "I don't want to hear it."

Lu Shinian didn't care whether he wanted to hear it or not: "Clean up and live with me temporarily."

Jian You: "I told you not to fart."

"That's not farting."

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows: "Jian You, I don't like the feeling of hiding, and after we go out, it's only the two of us in the house. You can hug and hug you however you want, even if you want to dance the rabbit dance on me, no one will disturb you. Such a sneaky pleasure?"

"You idiot!"

Generally, Jian You's serious condition is at night, and it is completely tolerable during the day.

It would be much better after a while, and he closed his ears and pushed Lu Shinian away: "I'm going to class, get out of the way."

Lu Shinian didn't get angry when he was used up and threw it away, so he moved aside and leaned against the wall: "Let me remind you, this is a notice, not a proposal."

Jian You directly opened the door and went back to the dormitory, took the book from the shelf, turned and left.

Fart notice.

He didn't believe that if he didn't agree, he could still tie him out?

The first class in the afternoon is always depressing.

Two girls sat in a corner, their heads slumped on the table: "I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep."

"Go to sleep, I will cheer you up for the make-up exam next year."

"Curse me, your head will be twisted off."

"Come here... Hey, look behind you, Jane is coming."

The teacher of their subject stipulated that students must sit in the first three rows, and now the first three rows are almost full, leaving only two vacant seats diagonally in front of them.

The girl raised her head, just in time to see Jian You holding a book and sitting down in an empty seat in front of them.

"Ah." The girl said with emotion: "Sure enough, spring is here, and the world is brighter."

"Tsk tsk, it's started again, right?"

"Why not, isn't a meaningful life to be both studious and lustful?"

She was lying on the table, secretly looking at Jian You who lowered her head and flipped through the book, with pure admiration, just looking at it made her feel good physically and mentally.

"Why do I feel that he looks good again recently?"

"Yes, I also feel, especially the complexion, it seems that it doesn't look the same as usual."

"War damaged beauty?"

"What are you talking about?"

The girl sighed: "It's a pity that I have a bad temper."

The friend was surprised: "Can this be called bad?"

"if not?"

"Come on, isn't the beautiful boy who blows his hair super cute? It would be perfect if I could smooth his hair."

……

Jian You didn't know anything about the content of their discussion, but heard a soft sound when the class was halfway through, and something fell under his stool.

He bent down to pick up a pen, and when he turned around, he saw a girl with a smile on her face and stretched out her hand: "I accidentally knocked it off."

Jian You put the pen on her desk.

"Thank you."

Jian You said "It's okay" and turned back.

"Look, is this called bad temper?"

The girl held her face and sighed softly: "He is so cute, if only he were my son."

"...you are so perverted."

After class, Jian You packed up his things and walked two steps before he was stopped by someone from behind.

It was the girl who dropped her pen in class.

He asked, "What's the matter?"

The girl smiled: "It's okay, just say hello to you, goodbye."

baffling.

Jian You snorted, turned and left.

It happened that a boy saw it and hurriedly surrounded him: "Xiaohui, are you very familiar with Jian You?"

Xiaohui: "What's wrong?"

The boy scratched his head embarrassingly: "I have several questions I want to ask him in professional courses, but I'm a little scared. If you know him well, can you ask him for me?"

Xiaohui: "Ask yourself."

Boy: "Huh?"

Xiaohui patted him on the shoulder, confident: "Don't worry about asking, if he ignores you, I'll cut off his head and kick it for you."

Standing at the door of the dormitory, Jian You realized that he left in a hurry in the afternoon and didn't bring the key.

Fuck, blame that bitch.

He turned on his phone and glanced at the dormitory group. It was rare for Dai Liangliang to report his itinerary with great fanfare. He speculated that he should be in the dormitory.

Knocked on the door.

no response.

Knock twice more, and the door opened, but it wasn't Dai Liangliang, but Lu Shinian, who had just showered and hadn't dried his hair yet.

Lu Shinian stood at the door: "Did you bring the key?"

Jian You didn't want to answer his nonsense: "Get out of the way, don't block the road here."

Lu Shiyou laughed a little.

Not only did he not let him go, he even hooked Jian You's shoulder and pushed him back to the corridor.

As soon as the left hand was released, the draft slammed the door shut for them.

"???"

Jian You's complexion changed: "Is there something wrong with you?!"

Lu Shinian raised his hand innocently: "I didn't close the door."

Jian You: "Pretend to be your uncle, open the door quickly!"

Lu Shinian: "Do you think I have a key with me?"

"..."

Jian You took a deep breath and took out his phone.

Lu Shinian saw through his intentions: "Dai Liangliang and Lao Li's Internet cafes are hacked, so I probably don't have time to give you the keys."

Jian You put away the phone: "I have legs, I will go get them myself!"

He turned his head to leave, but just as he turned around, Lu Shinian grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him back.

"Hey, we have somewhere to go, don't bother people, brighten the top score in the fifth row."

"Good sir!"

Jian You wanted to fight back, but it was a pity that Lu Shinian suppressed him with absolute power, and easily clasped both of his wrists with just one hand.

"I have limited patience."

Lu Shinian pinched the back of his neck with a little force, lowered his head and approached: "If you don't obey me, I'll fuck you."