Jinjiang men also play time travel

In front of the male god, everything is just floating clouds.Today's Ye Ze has faded away from the starlight that was sought after by thousands of people in the past, and has become a silly and cute little shouhou.

"Ye Ze, how does Sho Minato look at you?" Lu Tiantian asked softly, with never-before-seen distrust in his eyes.

In the past, the man who came to the base/love/thing/office to consult about relationship problems, whether he was attacking or receiving, although he would lose his mind in front of the person he had a crush on, he would never become mentally handicapped. Now Ye Ze's situation makes Lu Yitian Deeply worried.

"I've always been staring at Shuimenxiang. He never looked at me. So sometimes I suspect that he has an eye disease." Ye Ze said thoughtfully, with a trace of confusion on his face. sad.

There are only two situations in which a man will not look at each other. One is that the person in front of him has an ugly face and has no good impressions, and he does not want to look at him; the other is just like what Ye Ze said, this person has eye disease and cannot see enter.No matter what Lu Tiantian thought about it, he felt that Shuimen Xiang belonged to the first type of person, and Ye Ze was really a tragedy. He made it clear that he didn't want to see her.

The more Lu Yitian analyzed, the more emboldened he became.For cp, he probably can't do anything.But Ye Ze is kind to him, and the reborn mother must support him to find a stepfather for him.

Frowning, Lu Yitian fell into deep thought for a while, and said in a low voice: "Ye Ze, how about it, I think you have a good chance. Take a chance and bring him into the study, preferably when there is no one in the study." when……"

"What are you bringing him into the study for?" Ye Ze asked in confusion.

"Of course it's what/you are best at! Seduce/lead, do you understand?"

If Shuimenxiang wants to have feelings for Ye Ze according to the previous tricky method, I'm afraid there is no chance.If the soft method doesn't work, use the hard one. One of Ye Ze's special skills: hooking/leading.How many ignorant boys and uncles have ruined their great straight road because they couldn't resist Ye Ze's charm.

"Seduction/seduction is not a problem for me, Kesu...Kesu ​​Shuimenxiang is different from ordinary men, I don't know if it will work or not?" Ye Ze said hesitantly as he blinked his nimble eyes.

"Anyway, I still have to try it, and many men seem to be high-spirited and ascetic on the surface, and they are often pretending. Maybe you made a tease, and Minato Sho will follow you." Lu Yitian became more confident as he spoke, Now he has nothing to do but do this.

"En! I will try my best to seduce Shuimenxiang." Ye Ze said leisurely, without blushing and heartbeat. Being a small subject like you has really reached a new level up.

On the second day, Ye Ze came to Lanxin Palace.Good guy, with a white cloth wrapped around his head, a plaster cast on his hands, his face is red and purple, it's hard to tell that it's Ye Ze.

"Ah, who is this mummy? It's so scary..." Lu Tiantian was sorting out novels in his room, when he looked up and saw a mummy standing by the door, he was really startled, got up and stepped back, showing a look of panic asked.

"One day, it's me, I'm Ye Ze." Ye Ze slowly moved towards Lu Yitian's direction, the expression on his face was completely covered with bandages, red and purple, and there was no change at all. .

Although the attire of the person standing by the door was frightening, but when he heard the voice, with a strong Taiwanese accent and baby voice, Lu Yitian immediately recognized it as Ye Ze.Ouch, poor Ye Ze, he was still alive and handsome when he left yesterday, why hasn't he been gone for a day, it's like going to Korea and having a failed plastic surgery, that's really horrible.

"Ye Ze? Ye Ze, is it really you? Hurry up, come in and sit down..." Lu Yitian hurriedly walked to Ye Ze's side, and after looking carefully, there was indeed a shadow of Ye Ze, and then grabbed Picking up Ye Ze's plastered hand and dragging it in.

"It hurts, it hurts, one day." Ye Ze yelled miserably, protecting his right hand that was in plaster with his good left hand.

As soon as Lu Tiantian heard Ye Ze's scream, he quickly let go, touched his head, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, Ye Ze, I didn't realize it was your hand."

After the two sat down at the table, Lu Yitian carefully looked at the mummy again, it was really Ye Ze.

"Ye Ze, I really didn't expect you to be so malleable. When I first walked in, I didn't recognize it was you. After hearing your voice, I thought, it's over, I'm blind." Lu Tiantian stared at Ye Ze said excitedly.All he needed was a camera to take a picture of Ye Ze's current appearance.If his boyfriends saw him, they wouldn't be scared to death.

"One day, don't talk about it anymore, it hurts me to death, woo woo..." Ye Ze began to cry as he spoke, the tears flowed down unstoppably, covering the bandages wrapped around his face. Soggy.

"Oh, Ye Ze is good, don't cry, tell me what happened? How did you become like this overnight, it's a miracle." Lu Tiantian softly patted Ye Ze on the shoulder. He comforted him, just like a brother.

"Isn't it just Su's idea you gave me before..." Ye Ze complained, and the pain on his face couldn't be seen.

The more Lu Tian listened, the wider his mouth opened. After listening, he almost couldn't close it...

That's what happened:

After Ye Ze left Lanxin Palace in the morning, he wanted to try Lu Yitian's suggestion, so he went straight to the study.

Before coming to the study, Sho Minato still stood guard alone.As soon as Shuimenxiang saw Ye Ze, he thought to himself: This guy is coming to tarnish my IQ again...

Ye Ze walked up to Minato Sho, and started what he used to do, strike up a conversation.But as Lu Yitian said, he can no longer ask such mentally retarded questions. He wanted to ask some difficult questions, so he took a deep breath, brewed his emotions, and asked:

"Master Minato, have you eaten today?"

Sure enough, he started asking questions that tarnish his IQ again. Although he couldn't bear it, he still had to bear it. Sho Minato, as usual, with a deadpan expression and a cold tone, replied without even looking at Ye Ze: "Not yet."

After hearing Shuimen Xiang's answer, Ye Ze cheered and beat the gongs and drums. After the three words "en", "yes" and "I don't know", Shuimen Sho uttered the fourth new vocabulary!Sure enough, the method taught by Lu Tiantian is effective, you shouldn't ask mentally handicapped questions!

After seeing the results he thought he had received, Lu Tiantian then asked a few more questions about the mentally handicapped who he thought were not mentally handicapped. Of course, since public officials were not allowed to abuse force, Sho Minato had to endure it and answered a few words casually.Each sentence should be short and concise, no more than two words.

Seeing that Shuimen Xiang said a lot of new vocabulary today, Ye Ze walked into the study with satisfaction.The next step is to implement the second step that Lu Yitian said, seduce/lead.

After entering the study, Ye Zezai looked around carefully, but found no one except himself. It seemed that it was lunch time, and everyone went to eat.This is a good opportunity to implement the second step while no one is around.

So, clearing his throat, Ye Ze yelled, "Help! Someone is coming! I'm about to be crushed to death by a book~"

The voice was loud enough to reach the ears of Minato Sho who was guarding outside the study.After hearing the cry for help, Sho Minato rushed in.After rushing in, Sho Minato's first reaction was that it would be better to stay outside.

It turned out that in order to make himself look like he was hit by a book, Ye Ze put an ancient book on his head steadily, then lay down on the table, and only after confirming that it was true, he yelled for help a few times.

"Shui... Minato Sho, you came to save me, I'm so touched." Ye Ze, who was lying on the table, squinted and saw Shuimen Xiang rushing into the study, he was so happy, and it showed on his face.It seems that the battle is quite smooth, Ye Ze said happily in his heart.

"What do you need me to do?" Minato Sho glanced at Ye Ze and said coldly.

Ye Ze counted each word, so there are six words in total!It's an unprecedented record breaking!And he glanced at him, but he had never looked directly at him before! (It's not good now...) It's a big success!

"Master Minato, hurry up, quickly lift that book off my head, it's too heavy, I'm about to be crushed, I'm going to die, I'm going to die... die." Ye Ze's eyes widened, his face Pretend to be in pain, try to keep the book on your head from falling off, can you not be in pain?

"Do you really want me to come?" Sho Minato asked, with an inexplicable smile on his face.In fact, I was thinking in my heart: You can’t take this book down by yourself?Are you still worried about being crushed into a brainless person like you?What a joke!Usually, the uncle is standing guard outside and it is difficult to start, but now he finally has a chance!

"Come on, Mr. Minato, you don't have to be polite, I will obediently lie still." The pain on Ye Ze's face gradually turned into enjoyment, and he said coquettishly.

"Then I'll come." Uncharacteristically, Minato Sho walked towards Ye Ze with a smile on his face, looking at Ye Ze in a ecstasy and in a trance.Is it finally going to succeed?

After Shuimenxiang came to Ye Ze, he looked at Ye Ze with a smile, and Ye Ze also looked at Shuimenxiang with a smile, that scene was simply too beautiful...

Immediately afterwards, Minato Sho stretched out his fist, it was a left uppercut, another right uppercut, another whirlwind kick, and then a high kick!It all fell on Ye Ze.Then he continued to curse:

"I come to ask my uncle a bunch of mentally handicapped questions every day. Are you despising me? This uncle has tolerated you for a long time. Today, you asked me to do it yourself. No wonder this uncle, drink!"

In the end, Ye Ze, who was bursting with joy and laughing like pear blossoms with rain, was instantly beaten up by Minato Sho, looking for teeth everywhere...Ye Ze was completely dumbfounded, it was completely different from what he had imagined!

The original guess should be that after Shuimenxiang broke into the study, he saw Ye Ze being pressed by the book, so the hero rescued the beauty and rescued Ye Ze from the predicament.Then Ye Ze looked at Shuimen Xiang charmingly, and said: "Young Master Shuimen, you will be my savior of Ye Ze. I am willing to promise you with my body, and I will do a good job for you to repay your kindness!"

Shuimen Xiang had never seen Ye Ze so beautiful, so he felt pity and love, and accepted Ye Ze's promise.Then only in the study of the two of them, lonely and widowed, *...

Kesu, why was he beaten up by Sho Minato for no reason?It's still so miserable, Ye Ze can't figure it out... Hurry up to find Qi Ya on the ground and then crawl out the door, what a tragic end!

Before he walked out the door, he heard Minato Sho growl: "Don't let me see you again!"

After saying nine words, the voice is still so pleasant, but the scene is not right... Ye Ze ran to the imperial doctor's room to put on a plaster cast, and was questioned by Doctor Ji whether he was subjected to domestic violence...

The author has something to say: Ye Ze: Help!The book fell on my head~

Sho Minato: Want me to help you?

Ye Ze: Well, come quickly~

Minato Sho: Go to hell!evildoer! [Hold up the book and slap it hard