Jinjiang men also play time travel

"Huh?" Lu Yitian exclaimed with a big question mark on his face.

This has always been others who stalk Ye Ze, this time it turned out to be him who stalks others?I can't believe it.

"Don't be so surprised, okay... Occasionally, I will be captured by others." Seeing that Lu Yitian's eyes were almost protruding, Ye Ze drew down the curtain, rubbing his palms back and forth, very hypocritical.

"Who is it that can make you, a great lover, fall into an emotional vortex? Could it be that you are looking for a woman?"

"Even if I don't marry for the rest of my life, it's impossible for me to fall in love with women. You know, it's easy to change from straight to curvy, but it's almost impossible to change from curvy to straight."

Ye Ze is right, I need to popularize science here.Not all gays are born gay, only a very small part are, and most of them are evolved from straight men. Don’t ask how straight men can become curvy. When you meet true love, what else can’t happen!

The condition for a straight man to turn into a bender is very simple and direct, that is, to meet a man who makes him fall in love.However, after turning a curve, it is basically impossible to straighten again. When he meets a girl who makes him fall in love, he becomes straight?In a dream, if he could become straight so easily, then he wouldn't be curvy at all, it would be a pseudo-curvature, the most shameful thing is erratic sexual orientation!

That's why, after so many comrades marry their wives, they are just couples in name, and there will be no childbearing behavior at all.In the same way, they would go to gay clubs to find men, so the so-called gay wives came into being.

"Then what men can't you deal with? If I remember correctly, you once made ten pure straight men, nine handsome men with girlfriends, and eight married uncles bend? Why, it was not possible in ancient times. Already?" Lu Tiantian counted Ye Ze's glorious history carefully, and said with an unbelievable expression.

"I have used all the tricks I used to charm straight men, but it didn't work, and I don't know why. I can only look at him, but I can't be suppressed by him, I feel like crying... ..." Ye Ze said with a full face of grievance.

Although Ye Ze would always complain about which handsome guy had which handsome guy and which handsome guy didn't even look at him in this world, but after a few days, he would say that it's easy to get which handsome guy, and he can get it with his hands. .Ye Ze has never been in such an anxious situation. Could it be that Ye Ze has found his real Prince Charming this time?

"Tell me what's going on, and I'll give you some advice." Lu Tiantian said with a professional look on his chin.

Ever since, Ye Ze began to tell about his long history of emotional entanglements...

Three months ago, Ye Ze had just traveled to Yan Dynasty, and everything was so unfamiliar that he was caught off guard, and for the first few days, his face was full of sadness, and he didn't think about eating or drinking.

Later, in the process of going to the study to do errands, he met Sho Minato, which ushered in the turning point of his time travel story and the beginning of another spring for him.

That day, the sun was still shining, the temperature was pleasant, and it was a good day for love.Since time travel, he has never enjoyed all kinds of care from his boyfriends, and he has never felt the pleasure of being suppressed, Ye Ze is worried.

Under the order of the emperor, Ye Ze wanted to go to the study to pick up some books, so Ye Ze went there.Because after a few days, he was very depressed, so Ye Ze didn't bother to raise his head to meet people, and walked his own way.

Just when he was about to step into the study, a thick arm blocked his face, before Ye Ze raised his head, a deep and magnetic voice sounded, "Who is your master? What are you talking about coming to the study? "

Don't look at Ye Ze's appearance of being too young, he is a well-known CV in the online supporting circle in this world. Boyfriends have always been in an endless stream, from the east to the west.

This network has a habit, especially like to delve into other people's voices.When Ye Ze heard this voice, it was the most perfect Gong Yin he had ever encountered so far!This sound should only exist in the sky, but today he actually met it!

Ye Ze suddenly raised his head and looked in the direction of the speaker, his heart almost stopped beating.After hearing the voice, my heart was already half-thawed, but looking at this appearance, why can I use the word "handsome" to describe it.

She has long black hair and an ivory-colored bun, which flows slowly with the breeze. The thick eyebrows and deep eyes complement each other, which is truly magical. The crimson thin lips are full of sex appeal, and the skin color is wheat-colored. With a touch of wildness and wildness.A vigorous figure, a broad chest, a solid buttocks (what is the point of attention), and a vaguely developed vestibule, if you are pressed by it, you will definitely enjoy it!

Ye Ze was fascinated by the classically handsome man in front of him, his eyes were shining stars, and his saliva was ready to drip from the corners of his lips.

"Hey! I'm asking you something, do you hear me?" Sho Minato, who felt uncomfortable being stared at by someone, asked again in a natural voice, with a more anxious tone than before.

"Ah?" Ye Ze, who was fascinated by the handsome man in ancient style, wondered, still thinking in his heart, compared with the handsome man in front of him, all his previous boyfriends are simply of a different level. If he can get him , maybe life after time travel will not be so lonely.

"Let me ask you, who is your master? What do you mean by coming to the study?" Shuimen Xiang asked impatiently again with a sullen face.

"I...my name is Ye Ze, my favorite food is potato chips, my favorite color is yellow, I like..." Ye Ze said foolishly, this is his usual routine.

"I don't care whether you like leaves or hate big trees, I'll ask you again, who is your master, and what's the point of coming to the study!" Shuimenxiang couldn't bear it anymore, and the cute and cute little eunuch in front of him didn't say anything. He is about to draw his sword to deter and deter.

Startled by the handsome man's tone, Ye Ze showed displeasure, but still looked idiot.Is the man in front of him a piece of wood or a stone? How could he not be moved by his cuteness?In the past, those men would throw themselves into their arms as soon as they saw her, but this man has such an attitude?It's unbearable!

However, Ye Ze likes this kind of man the most. The so-called hardest thing to get is the one he wants the most. Only the flower of love with challenges can bear the fruit of sweet love.This man, Ye Ze is determined!

After Ye Ze reported the name of his master Yan Wuxin, Shuimenxiang put him in the study.

After that day, Ye Ze asked around the court ladies and eunuchs, only to find out that the ancient handsome man, named Shuimenxiang, was the guard guarding the study. He was twenty years old, full of vigor and strong in martial arts.However, his personality is somewhat different, and it is difficult for ordinary people to approach.So it only stays on the superficial understanding.

Ye Ze wants to get to know Minato Sho on a deeper level, and wants to be his exclusive/pet/thing. (Why /pet/thing... Maomao can't explain)

In order to make Minato Sho develop a good impression, Ye Ze finds opportunities to go to the study every day and strike up a conversation with Minato Sho for various reasons.However, Minato Sho either responded in silence, or simply responded with a few simple words of "en", "yes" and "I don't know", and his face was expressionless throughout.

Over the past few days, although Minato Sho's attitude has not changed at all, and he still only speaks some simple words, but through this, Ye Ze has a good understanding of Minato Sho's preferences and personality.

"Do you like to eat?"

"En." You are not talking nonsense!Playing with me, I don't bother to care about you.

"Are you a man?"

"Yes." Can I strangle you?Can't you see that Lao Tzu is a pure man?

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"I don't know." Crazy, I'm not the roundworm in your belly, the devil knows what you're thinking.

……

In short, Ye Ze gradually got a better understanding of Minato Sho through this cute (brainless) way.Ye Ze sometimes thinks that Sho Minato must have suffered some kind of blow when he was a child, which caused his current distorted personality.

As for Shuimen Xiang, under the ravages of Ye Ze's idiot question every day, he also got a better understanding of Ye Ze: This eunuch must be mentally ill.

Three months have passed in an instant, and the relationship between Ye Ze and Shuimenxiang is like a long stream of water, that is, a long stream of water that cannot converge into the ocean, and there is no progress at all.Some people say that time is the alchemy stone, and Ye Ze is a little disheartened if he can't get any results after three months of refining, but when he thinks about Mao Zedong once said: Persistence is victory.So still struggling...

"My sister is affectionate, my brother is unintentional, such a love tragedy, Ye Ze, you are such an infatuated person..." Lu Tiantian said with a moved face as he wiped the teardrops from the corners of his eyes with his sleeve.

I have seen so many stories about a domineering president falling in love with a homeless boy, and a passionate emperor falling in love with a ruthless minister, but I have never heard such a sad story. (Where is the internal logic?)

"One day, don't just be so moved, tell me what I should do. I have done everything I need to do for that piece of wood. I really can't do anything about it." Ye Ze complained bitterly, his eyes full of grievances. , but still longing for the ancient beauty.

"Don't worry, Ye Ze, I will definitely help you to complete my repayment." Lu Yitian paused, then continued with his chin resting: "First of all, what questions have you asked Shuimenxiang in the past three months? It is simply the mentally handicapped of the mentally handicapped, obviously, a cold man like Minato Sho would not be able to accept what you do, this has to be changed."

"..." Ye Ze was silent for a while, with the index fingers of both hands facing each other back and forth, he said aggrievedly: "Kesu, Kesu, don't you think those questions are cute?"

"For a man who is crooked, your mental retardation problems may be cute, but Minato Sho is obviously a straight man, and a straight man who has no desires. Your mental retardation problems are simply too much!" Don't say Minato Sho I feel mentally handicapped, even people like Lu Yitian who have unknown attributes feel that they have no nutritional value...

"Kesu, Kesu, I used this method to make many ignorant straight men go on a detour, it's obviously very effective..." Xiaozui slightly grunted, Ye Ze said aggrievedly, tears were about to fall out.

"Ye Ze, the times are advancing, human beings are developing, and creatures like men are also evolving! Your outdated methods are no longer applicable in this dynasty, and it is time to learn to improve!" The methods of the 21st century are placed in ten In the third century, if you don't advance, you will go backwards?

"Oh, well, after that, when I see Sho Minato, I won't ask him whether he is a man or a woman when he eats and sleeps. Just ask his name, what do you think one day?"

"..." Several black lines appeared on Lu Yitian's face, but he was speechless.

This Ye Zemeng is cute, but not that stupid, why did he become like this now.It seems that a famous poet is right: love can make people lose themselves, and their IQ can be reduced to zero.

The author has something to say: Ye Ze: Do you like to eat?

Sho Minato: Yes. 【unmoved

Ye Ze: Are you a man?

Sho Minato: Yes. [slight anger

Ye Ze: Do you love me?

Minato Sho: ... [Pull out the sword