Jinjiang men also play time travel

"Ann, one day, I won't let you do bad things. As long as you can make the emperor docile on the Qiqiao Festival, that's fine." Ye Ze said with a smirk.

Such a romantic festival as the Qiqiao Festival must not be let go. Maybe the emperor was made happy, and Lu Yitian might be promoted to queen in the next moment.Don't look at Ye Ze's handsome appearance, but he is actually very scheming, otherwise, how could he have changed to a boyfriend with someone else in this world?

"No. I won't seduce the emperor. I think you are more suitable for this kind of thing." Lu Tiantian refused in a firm tone. Who would send himself into the wolf's den so naively!The previous painful lessons have made Lu Yitian learn to be smart.

You know, with the delicious fresh lamb meat in front of him, how could the big wild wolf have no reaction at all, and Yan Wuxin will definitely gnaw Lu Yitian to the bone like last time.The tragedy must not be allowed to repeat itself!

"I'm not asking you to seduce/seduce the emperor, it's absolutely impossible to do it with your ghostly appearance."

Indeed, how can Ruhua hook Tang Bohu?There is a saying that Bai Meisheng looks back and smiles, but she destroys the world with a smile, so it is better to be cautious!

"Then what can we do to make the emperor submissive? Your thinking is simply unrealistic, complete idealism! Without the necessary conditions, it is impossible to call it sufficient. You have taken the high math class No!"

"One day, don't you know how to transform? As long as you transform in front of the emperor, it will be fine. The emperor likes men so much. As long as you give him a package, he will definitely laugh from ear to ear."

For lovers, the best gift is to give yourself to each other.Yes, although this method is old-fashioned, it is practical and effective, and it has been tried and tested.

"No! I said that I will never turn into a man in front of the emperor again. I have told you several times before. Firstly, I am not gay and I don't like men. Secondly, the emperor is too scary to give me to him. It’s like digging your own grave, looking for death! I want to send you off.”

Lu Yitian is such a principled person. If he says he is a straight man, he will be a straight man for the rest of his life. He will never change his mind easily. Even if he already likes Yan Wuxin a little bit, he must not say that he has changed. This kind of thing is unscientific , and absolutely cannot admit it!

"One day, why are you still running away from the fact that you're gay? In fact, there's nothing to worry about being gay. The most important thing is to accept your sexual orientation frankly. Look at me, I've already been with many handsome guys Yes, and there are many people who know that I am plain, so I am very happy as usual."

The so-called dead duck is talking about people like Lu Yitian, who is obviously interested in Yan Wuxin and yet pretends not to care, thinking that Ye Ze can't see it?Although Ye Ze is not a rotten boy, and he doesn't like to read pornographic novels, but he has been in this circle for so many years, and he can clearly see every little change in his relationship.

"I don't like men. I haven't before, and I won't in the future, so there is no such thing as running away. In short, as long as I don't send me to the emperor, everything else is easy to talk about."

Obviously, Lu Yitian was just trying to escape!If you love it, you have to be brave enough to say it, what a good man to be shy!

The same-sex/love described in *anime or novels is so beautiful, so good that it makes people feel unreal.In the real world, how could it be possible that two handsome guys happen to be gay, they happen to work in the same company, they happen to be superior and subordinate, and they happen to be neighbors!This kind of probability is simply harder than winning the lottery.

It's unreal, but it's still fun to watch.Impossible things can always be yy.

"Then on Qiqiao Festival, it is enough for you to accompany the emperor well, and of course you have to become a man."

"Why do I have to transform? Can't I just stay with the emperor like this? This transformation is still risky." In addition to the biggest threat from unbelief, if you are not careful, you may be discovered by others , then the identity may be exposed.

"Are you accompanying the emperor in such a ghostly manner? Better say goodbye, even if the emperor is not scared to death by you, he will be sick from your fright. I will help you keep watch on Qiqiao Festival. It is absolutely safe, and you don't have to worry about being discovered."

Be a good person to the end, send the Buddha to the West, Ye Ze is so considerate of Lu Yitian, I don't know if he is touched! ?Actually, Ye Ze just wanted to strengthen his team of comrades.

In the modern world, although the campus environment is relaxed and open, there will inevitably be one or two comrades among the students, but such people are still very few.As a best friend and roommate, Lu Yitian can drag him into the water, that must be great. (Ye Ze, you are too bad!)

"Aren't you worried that I will be eaten by the emperor? You just let me go to die. Is there anyone like you as a friend? It's too bad!" Lu Tiantian said to Ye Ze sullenly.Back then, why did he fall for someone like Ye Ze?Simply blind!

"It's a very happy thing to be eaten by a man. There is a saying in Busu that since life has raped you and you can't resist, then enjoy it. Same, you can enjoy it when the time comes. !"

Life doesn't seem like a thing without integrity, but when you meet Ye Ze, your integrity is gone.

"Ye Ze...I'm not you, you're jittery. I don't have the tendency to be abused. It's definitely different. I think we can't pass up this begging festival. I won't be with the emperor that day. I'll take you to eat well." food!"

In this world, Ye Ze is an absolute foodie, his head can be cut off, his blood can be shed, but food can't be discarded!Life is precious, but friends with guns are more expensive, if it is for delicious food, both can be thrown away!Lu Yitian has seen too many times that Ye Ze left his boyfriend for special snacks.

I thought foodie Ye Ze would be tempted/tempted by delicious food, but I didn't expect...

"What do you eat? Where do you think you are now? If you don't fight for it, the other concubines will probably take the lead. If you can't be a queen, you won't be able to guarantee it for the rest of your life. Who knows what will happen in the future? It's not like you haven't watched it. After the Legend of Zhen Huan, can you bear the intrigue in it?"

Ye Ze was obviously a little nervous, his voice was raised high, and the anger on his face was clearly visible.

If you travel to the homes of ordinary people, if you have nothing to do, farming and cooking, you will live a lifetime in peace, but now you have traveled to the harem, it is impossible for a person like Lu Yitian who has no scheming to survive, so Ye Ze had to help him.

"Ye Ze, are you caring about me? When you spoke just now, you didn't speak a Taiwanese accent, and you suddenly felt uncomfortable..."

Lu Yitian's face was filled with a faint smile. Although Ye Ze usually caused him all kinds of troubles, he still cared about his friend in his heart!It can also help at critical times.

For example, one time when he forgot to bring paper towels in the toilet of the teaching building, Ye Ze risked his life and came all the way from the dormitory with a roll of paper towels;

There was another time when Ye Ze fell while taking a shower in the toilet, and after hearing a faint cry, Ye Ze rushed into the toilet and carried Lu Yitian out;

Another time, when encountering robbers in the toilet of the shopping mall, Ye Ze used the unique trick of seduction to get Lu Yitian out of danger. (Why are they all toilets...)

"I actually speak Mandarin very well, but I just don't want to. Don't you think the Taiwanese accent is more tolerable? Cute, is there any?" Ye Ze blinked his eyes lightly, with an innocent look on his face. The expression, the voice said coquettishly.

Ye Ze decisively started his specialty, being cute!How many ignorant young boys, high-quality small gongs, sacrificed their innocence because of Ye Ze's trick, and how many straight boys were turned into bends by Ye Ze's sprouts, is there any sin!Fortunately, Lu didn't eat this set for a day.

"Stop being cute to me. Since you're doing your best for me, I'll just listen to you once. Just once, don't be an example!" Lu Yitian was finally moved by Ye Ze's cute face, and agreed Accompanied by Yan Wuxin during the Qiqiao Festival. (Are you sure you are cute...)

"One day, you are so kind, you were before, and you are now!" Ye Ze said happily as he scratched Lu Yitian's body with his little paws. (The battle was successful!)

At the beginning, Ye Ze was attracted to Lu Yitian who was so simple, kind, easy to bully and easy to manipulate, so he approached him.Of course, after getting along for a while, they became real girlfriends.

"Okay, okay, stop scratching me with your paws, itchy! Do I have to make any preparations before Qiqiao Festival? I don't want to prepare any Valentine's Day chocolates, roses, etc. I will I really can't do it."

Both men and women will be very happy to receive sweet chocolates and roses full of love on Valentine's Day, which is the Qiqiao Festival in China.But it's a pity that there is no such high-end chocolate in this dynasty.

There are roses, but because every year when the Qiqiao Festival comes, almost all the roses in the imperial garden are stolen, so this year, extra manpower is specially assigned to take care of the roses day and night, so if you want to get roses, it is a must. difficult thing.

"You don't need chocolate or roses, as long as you transform yourself~ Of course, there are always differences between the way of an expert and a layman." Ye Ze said with a serious face.

"What's the difference?"

"Ordinary people throw themselves into the emperor's arms, but experts make the emperor throw themselves into you."

"Hold your sister! It's fine if the two of you can just sit together, don't hug!"

You are a brain-dead author, don’t you know that some underage ignorant teenagers and girls will read this article, it’s always about the actions and parts that are forbidden to be described, isn’t it afraid of polluting the new generation of flowers of the motherland!Don't let chrysanthemums bloom everywhere, okay?

"I'm just making an analogy, don't get excited! What I mean is like this, you learn a simple dance before the Qiqiao Festival, and on the day of the Qiqiao Festival, we lie in ambush in the imperial garden, and then I lure the emperor Go to the imperial garden, and after he sees your dancing posture, I believe he will be captured!"

That's right, as many Mary Sues as there are ideas, there are as many Mary Sues as there are!Mary Sue is easy to use if you use it a lot...

"I can't dance! I'm physically uncoordinated! Have you forgotten? The dance I chose for physical education last semester made the teacher spit blood out of anger and made a girl exempt from the exam."

The girl who was partnered with Lu Yitian was seriously injured because of a group of demons dancing wildly all day. The teacher couldn't bear to see that girl, so she didn't have to go to class...

"It's okay, you will dance alone this time."

"No one taught me?"

"Did you forget? I'm a tenth-level Latin dancer. It's more than enough to teach you a few simple moves." Ye Ze said confidently.

You know, there is a price to pay for blind self-confidence!