Jinjiang men also play time travel

The slender cloud makes a coincidence, the flying star spreads hatred, and the silver man is darkened far away.

Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless in the world.

The tenderness is like water, the good season is like a dream, can you bear to look at the way back from Queqiao?

If these two feelings are long, how are they going up and down.

It’s almost time for the annual Qiqiao Festival, which is said to be set up to commemorate the epic love story between Cowherd and Weaver Girl.The seventh day of July is a day for lovers.

Since Xin'er and Ye Ze met each other last time, the two have been in frequent contact, either chatting about family affairs, or discussing novels, or trying to find a way to deal with the intrigue in the harem.

Ye Ze often stays by Yan Wuxin's side, so he knows Yan Wuxin's preferences and temper.Although he is occasionally black-bellied and evil, and loves to play childish, he is always yearning for romantic things.

Ye Ze and Xin'er have also discovered during this period of time that Lu Yitian is definitely a straight man in this world, but after timetraveling, I don't know if it's because of the gender change, or because Yan Wuxin is too attractive. Lu Yitian has slowly shown a tendency to bend.

Traveling back to modern times has no clue and is far away. If you can only stay in this time and space for the rest of your life, it would be better to create a big event here, Ye Ze thought.

In a few days, it will be the Qiqiao Festival, a day that both nobles and commoners attach great importance to.Before that, lovers will prepare gifts for their loved ones to create a romantic atmosphere with their lovers on the Qiqiao Festival.

If you want to create a big event in the antique era, there are nothing more than three ways:

One is burning, killing, looting, and becoming a heinous sinner;

The second is to become a great man who inspires young people with a disabled body and a strong mind;

The third is to have a brilliant literary talent and write down the literature that will last forever;

The fourth is treachery and viciousness, becoming a villain who betrays the country and seeks glory;

The fifth is to be enlightened and high-energy, to become a monarch with great achievements;

The sixth is to sink the fish into the wild and become the beauty in the eyes of men;

Seventh, be knowledgeable and handsome, and become a talented person who is obsessed with thousands of people;

The eighth is to be a treacherous official who seeks power and usurps the throne;

The ninth is to be loyal and become a loyal minister of a national hero;

The tenth is to be clever and become the queen above ten thousand people.

For Xin'er, who wants good looks but doesn't look good, wants to learn but doesn't want to learn, and has a simple mind and well-developed limbs, it's really not easy to become one of these ten types of people.Although Ye Ze and Xin'er are contemporaries, they are still a few steps ahead of Xin'er in terms of doing things.

The rare opportunity of Qiqiao Festival, of course, should be used well, so Ye Ze went to Lanxin Palace to discuss with Xiner.

"One day, in a few days it will be the annual Qiqiao Festival. Have you prepared any presents for the emperor?"

When Ye Ze came to Lanxin Palace, Lu Yitian was immersed in creation. This kind of thing is not uncommon in this world.Sometimes the whole day is full of classes, but in order to ensure the progress of the daily update, even if you stay up until two or three o'clock a day, you will write a chapter.

In college, staying up late is commonplace for students. Staying up late like Ye Ze is just having sex with her boyfriend and masturbating. She lives so smartly that Tian Tian often complains: Can you be quiet!Thoughts are interrupted!

"Qiqiao Festival? I have never celebrated this kind of festival in this world, let alone in ancient times. Ye Ze, why are you asking this all of a sudden?" Stopping what she was doing, Xiner looked up at the woman standing in front of her. Ye Ze asked with a puzzled face.

It is true that Lu Yitian has never been to this kind of festival in this world. Firstly, he is single, and secondly, he is not very interested in this kind of traditional festival.If you have time to spend on this kind of thing, it is better to take the opportunity to code more words.

Ye Ze casually found a stool and sat next to Tian Tian, ​​and said with a serious face: "It didn't matter to you before, who told you that you didn't have a date, but it's different now, you have the emperor, of course you are always the emperor." Be well prepared."

Before Ye Ze came to Lanxin Palace, he could have thought that one day would definitely not care about Qiqiao Festival, so he didn't show too much surprise, but quickly sorted out the messy codes in his mind, and came up with a way to persuade one day.

"Damn! Ye Ze, how many times have I told you that the emperor and I are just couples in name only, and I won't do these nonsense things." After glaring at Ye Ze fiercely, Xiner slightly Said sullenly.Then he lifted the brush on the table and prepared to devote himself to writing.

"Is it in name? One day, don't lie to me. The emperor often comes to Lanxin Palace when he doesn't come home at night. I don't believe that nothing will happen if a lonely man and a widow live in the same room." Ye Ze smiled. As he spoke, his heart was full of bad water.

After listening to Ye Ze's words, there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in my heart in a day, and the so-called inadvertent making friends probably refers to this kind of thing!A great philosopher once said: rely on relatives at home, and rely on friends when going out.If you hand it over to a bad friend like Ye Ze, you probably won't know how much it was sold for.

"Ye Ze, look at me carefully. If you can stare at my face for more than ten seconds, I will listen to you."

"It's just what you said, and you are not allowed to go back on your word at that time." Ye Ze felt that the conditions proposed by Lu Yitian were too easy. Isn't it just staring at someone for ten seconds? It's not like hell, there is no difficulty factor Word.

So, after lightly blinking her delicate eyebrows, her gaze began to rest on Lu Yitian's face.

In other words, if you don't stare, you don't know, if you stare, you will be startled, this Lu Yitian's face is unbearable, okay?

Even the best Ruhua is better looking than Lu Yitian, okay? !Ye Ze is trying to persevere.Although his stomach is already turning upside down at this moment, and although his consciousness has begun to become unclear, Ye Ze still persists, because once the opportunity is missed, it will never come back...

There are three seconds!In just a few seconds, Ye Ze's face changed from fair to pale. Although they were all white, the effect was completely different.Ye Ze started to regret it, even if he was asked to go to hell, he probably had nothing to be afraid of.

Two seconds, one second...

Ye Ze finally succeeded!Applause and sprinkle flowers~

As soon as the time was up, Ye Ze's eyes immediately moved away from Tian Tian's face, and then his whole body softened and spread out on the table.I believe that after this ordeal, Ye Ze's will has become stronger.As the saying goes, talents come out of adversity, and the bosses of the underworld are all scared to grow up.

"Ye Ze, are you still alive? Hey, Ye Ze..." Lu Yitian gently shook Ye Ze lying on the table, with a sad face, worried that Ye Ze would fall down because he couldn't stand the long-term stimulation.

Death by fright is not a strange thing, it is all scientifically based.When frightened by the outside world, the brain will instruct the adrenal glands to secrete a large amount of catecholamines.

Catecholamine is a kind of nerve mediator. When a person is in a state of extreme panic, a large amount of catecholamine is suddenly released by the adrenal gland, which will cause the heartbeat to suddenly speed up and the oxygen consumption of myocardial metabolism to increase sharply.This excessive blood circulation will tear the myocardial fibers, cause the heart to bleed, and lead to sudden cardiac arrest and death.

Therefore, it is not difficult for us to find that many people's catchphrase "scares people to death" has language problems.How can it be called scaring people to death if no one is dead...

"Hey, Ye Ze, you got up, don't scare me, didn't you promise to listen to you in everything, what are you doing now?" Lu Yitian continued to shake Ye Ze, and the fear in his heart gradually became stronger.

Ye Ze, who was lying on the table, finally regained some consciousness after being shaken by Lu Tiantian, opened his eyes slightly, and slowly got up.

"Wow, Ye Ze, you lied to me! I don't want you to be so scary..." Lu Yitian, who was immersed in grief, was taken aback by Ye Ze's reaction. His worries disappeared, and he cursed.

"One day, who the hell is scaring people... I really didn't expect your face to be so destructive, it almost killed me. I don't think you will have to worry about bad people coming after you when you go out in the future. If there is, I can only bless those bad guys."

Although Ye Ze was able to get up, his face was still pale, as if it had been smeared with lime.He didn't dare to recall the scene he saw just now, how horrifying it was!But I'm used to it, and it's not surprising if I'm used to it. As long as I look at Lu a few more times a day, I believe I'll get used to it.

"Is there anyone who talks like this? It's not my fault to grow up like this..." It's my fault to come out scary.Is it okay if I know I'm wrong, Xin'er suddenly remembered the experience of being kidnapped by several people on the first day of time travel.Indeed, it was their misfortune to kidnap me, and a burst of self-blame suddenly rose in their hearts.

My mother said that if you are ugly, you should stay at home and study hard, and you can't go out to scare people. If you go to the street and scare the timid onlookers to death, then you are a murderer!After crossing, Lu Yitian has always abided by this principle, and will not go out unless he can.

Although the guests who come to the foundation/love/thing/office every day will be frightened to death by Lu Yitian, but there has not been any murder so far!

"I don't care about this, if I didn't scare me to death, I have done too many good things in my previous life... You just said, as long as I can stare at your face for ten seconds, you will listen to me Yes, I can't go back on my word!"

Ye Ze's face gradually recovered some color, with a trace of complacency in the corner of his eyes, he said to Lu Tiantian with a smile.That's right, Ye Ze won the bet, although he almost paid the price with his life... But the sharp edge of the sword comes from sharpening, the fragrance of chrysanthemum comes from the bitter cold, how can we see the rainbow without going through wind and rain?

"Come on, I mean what I say. Tell me, what do you want me to do? Apart from burning, killing, looting, and seducing the emperor, I can do other things."

There is no way, if you want to gamble, you have to admit defeat, not to mention that this gamble was proposed by yourself.As long as it's not too much, it's okay to help Ye Ze do something.In this world, Lu Yitian helped Ye Ze a lot.

Ye Ze's boyfriend basically changes once a month, and every time he changes, he has to ask Lu Yitian to help him clean up the mess, why pretend to be Ye Ze's new boyfriend, and do some heinous actions in front of Ye Ze's ex La……

After Ye Ze has a new boyfriend, he has to pretend to be his fan, so that the new boyfriend will cherish Ye Ze even more... In short, as a friend, Lu Yitian has sacrificed a lot!If it weren't for being able to dig out some * material from Ye Ze, Lu wouldn't have done it for a day.

So, be cautious when making friends!

The author has something to say: ~. ~Maomao feels that the writing is getting worse and worse, but I still have to fill in the pits~ Thank you for your tolerance