On the Correct Posture of La Bang

What he said was too affectionate to allow Shen Yue to take it seriously.

Shen Yue stretched out his hand, separated Hua Fanjing's ten fingers, and buckled them in one by one. The interlocking of the fingers made people feel very safe. Some promises need to be spoken out, and some tacit understandings are known even if they are kept in their hearts.They don't say it, the wind and the cloud know it.

Hua Fanjing probed and kissed the corner of his mouth, and made jokes. Everything was back to basics. Just listening to the singing of cicadas and the talk of the white lotuses lying in the water, she suddenly felt that it was not a bad thing for a mortal to do so for the rest of her life.

...But the happy time is not always long. In order to avoid Han Que's "harassment", Danzhu directly used the method of moving the universe to transfer himself between the two of them as a light bulb.

"What are you doing here?" Hua Fanjing continued to lie down with Shen Yue in his arms, and had no intention of getting up to welcome guests.

Danzhu saw that Hua Fanjing didn't even give him a bench, and he didn't feel embarrassed. He flicked his sleeves, and a white jade chair fell out.

Thin people always have this kind of trouble.

Hua Fanjing doesn't bother to take care of his good friends. In the sky, both of them can go out to fight anytime and anywhere. In the mortal world, there will be no such troubles. Besides, male peacocks always like to spread their tails to attract their partners. Shen Yue made a good impression in front of him.

Although the beginning of the two of them was not so perfect... Now thinking about the stupid things they did at that time, Hua Fanjing wants to blush, and the fact that people become smaller and their IQs decrease, etc., can't be mentioned.

Fortunately, Shen Yue pretended to have completely forgotten about this matter, thought carefully, and did not say anything, Hua Fanjing was so happy, saving the two of them from embarrassment.

Danzhu saw the two intertwined fingers, and said bitterly, "Shouldn't you be ashamed to prostitute yourself in the daytime?"

Hua Fanjing stretched out his hand, and there was a seed in the palm of his hand. He narrowed his eyes, and seemed to glance at the seed casually. The seed seemed to have been injected with chicken blood or hormones, and it opened "boom, boom, boom"!

The words about the clusters of flowers are indeed true. Not long after Danzhu sat down, he was squeezed out by the huge flowers. Fortunately, his figure was fast and stable, and he exited the small courtyard with a few lingering steps. , Shen Yue found it very interesting, and Hua Fanjing felt relieved.

Both of them felt that they could eat three big bowls of dinner.

The turning point is here!

Falling into the bosom of vulgarity is too shameless, but this thing still happened, Han Que was standing on the tree to watch Danzhu from a distance, but now he saw Danzhu's face pale (...) and flew away Surrounding the people there, before Danzhu could react, a few rabbits hugged the people back to their courtyard.

People like Danzhu are too dangerous to be outside.

The huge petals completely blocked the setting sun at the moment, Shen Yue was very intoxicated by the cool fragrance of flowers in his nose.

"When the things here are over, let's get married," Hua Fanjing's eyes were brighter than the stars at night, "Isn't there a saying that a moment is worth a thousand gold?"

Shen Yue went up to eat up his doubts, and the last sentence before eating was: "Okay."

Dan Zhu and Han Que were still present at the evening banquet, but Dan Zhu's complexion could not get better.Shen Yue thought to himself that this might mean that he was accepted when the attack failed, and he couldn't accept it, but the Danzhu that Hua Fanjing said would inevitably lose his shape. At this time, it seemed that he was willing in his heart, but his face was so awkward. It can be seen that five words are enough to describe:

"Talk and body integrity."

It's very, very awkward.

Guess it's ok to fuck.

The royal family's meals are really extraordinary, and the Qiong Yao Kingdom really lives up to its reputation. All the ingredients eaten here are fresh and tangy. What kind of taste should be enough for this taste.

When it comes to dishes, there is the smell of the ingredients first, and then the flavor of the seasoning. Although the taste of the seasoning can make the dish delicious, it also conceals the duty of the dish.

Whether it's vegetables or poultry, if you can keep your own flavor tightly, even if it's stewed, it can make the taste fragrant, which shows how important it is to be responsible.

Watermelon can’t taste like strawberry, and orange can’t taste like pepper. When watermelon is the best, it tastes like watermelon, neither sweet nor astringent. On the porcelain plate, not to mention eating it will make people burst into tears.

There were eight people seated, and they didn't do it according to one person per seat. After all, it was so unfamiliar, and Qiong Yaoguo was not a good man, so they sat at a table, which was not too small. There were two people on a bench, exactly four direction.

... four couples.

The cat man sat beside Ruan Chengjue. In the afternoon, Dan Zhu Dekong asked his servants to deliver the elixir. Ruan Chengjue was overjoyed. The one in his hand is probably at the level of immortality, and he just feels that his luck is really good. Once he goes out, he can permanently solve the hidden dangers in the future, and he has forgotten all the hardships he has suffered.

The cat man bit his hand and swallowed the elixir. There were still a few people in the hall at that time, so Ruan Chengjue scolded them away and took the cat man to cover himself. Besides, he was also naked, why? It can't be seen by people.

Seeing a lover who was more glamorous than before, and finally lost the tail that was always inseparable after the transformation, Ruan Chengjue's eyes were full of smiles, touched the cat man's tailbone, and bit his ear with him, not at all. Like someone who wants to be the king of a country, "Can you still show it?"

The cat man's ears turned red, "Woo..."

The cat tail came out.

Ruan Chengjue touched his head and buttocks, the cloak flicked around him, and the person in his arms was picked up by him, and he went straight back to the bedroom to change.

Ruan Chengjuan almost got married once. When he was 15 years old, people in the royal family got married early, so Ruan Chengjuan was no exception.It's just that he has always been a little introverted. In the early days, because his mother left early and his father was always busy, he was the only one to accompany him. Others respected and feared him, but they didn't understand him.

When he went back that day, he thought about the cat, some said about his mother and concubine, and some said that he was married and didn't know each other. He didn't think about it at all. A young man of about the same age, with vivid eyebrows, talked to him for a long time, then couldn't hold on anymore, and became a cat again. Ruan Chengjue slept with the cat in his arms that day, feeling very at ease.

After waking up, he understood his own heart.

No matter whether the other party is a human or a beast, he likes them all.

Ruan Chengjuan slowly communicated with the cat, and only then did he know the specifics of his transformation.The cat said that every time he takes shape, he exhausts the aura he has accumulated. He is considered young in the cat clan, so he will be so unstable, but it will take a hundred years to be stable.

A hundred years later, Ruan Chengjuan is already very old, how can he stand shoulder to shoulder with the other party?If he can't stay with the person he likes often, how can he be willing?

He was still in the East Palace at that time, and everyone was staring at him right now, he couldn't do anything wrong, and he stayed with him like this for five years, and finally became weak, so he moved out of the palace and set up his own mansion.

At this time, the cat male transformation has been stable for about a month. At the earliest time, he was in the shape of Ruan Chengjue who had been holding him, so the two looked very similar, except that the ears were still cat ears, and there was a tail on the tailbone. , can not be exposed in the eyes of everyone, Ruan Chengjuan has been hiding him.This time let the cat man pretend to be himself, and he asked Tang Yu and some of his warrior guards to find the Transformation Pill.

Who knew that the road was unlucky, he met someone who cut the diameter, and sold the two of them to mine. If Tang Yu and he hadn't acted fast, and wiped something on their faces to make them look older, they might have been sent to bed directly up.

Xiao Xiaoshan was not reconciled even though he was so old. He was afraid that something would happen and wanted to kill them, so Tang Yu set up a spirit gathering array to slowly grind them to death.

They also have no other way, the Spirit Gathering Formation is still a secret in the palace, but it is very common among monks. If you want to say that the difference between mortals and gods is like this, some things that seem very sublime are actually nothing It's just some tricks.

Fortunately, these little tricks can also play a role if they are used well.

All in all, after all kinds of hardships, he and the cat man can finally be together. Chinese people don’t care much about male queens or female queens, but it is still impossible for gods and monsters to become queens, because the aura of this country is like country name.

Qiongyao, Yuye, occupies all the aura. Divination says that using spirit monsters as members of the royal family will lead to turmoil in the country. Ruan Chengjuan has no brothers, and the position of monarch is not just thrown to others. He has a responsibility for the country. But I also want to fulfill my love.

Fortunately, fortunately...

The cat man was wearing a red robe, he was not a newcomer to Ruan Chengjuan, just like a newcomer, the two chatted and laughed, raised their glasses and toasted each other.

The people around Tang Yu have a "round" feeling from head to toe, but they don't make people think he is fat, they only think he is cute.Maybe it's because the real body is a panda, his skin is white and tight, his pupils are black as hell, and he is not used to eating things like human bamboo chopsticks and spoons. drown.

Hua Fanjing and Shen Yue shared vegetables with each other, peeled shrimps, and fed them to each other. Anyway, they were not the only two doing this on the table, so they felt shameless.

Except...Dan Zhu, and Han Que.

Sitting on a bench, Hanque picked up vegetables for Danzhu, peeled shrimp for Danzhu, and Danzhu only ate rice.

Those who don't understand think how pitiful it is!

"Golden belly soup—"

"Heshancui—"

"Baiwei kidney——"

"Baxiagong—"

"The wind blows and the pears—"

The author has something to say: This article is really written to adjust my mood... There is no logic or style of writing, I just want to write a sweeter temptation to satisfy my heavy taste.

So it's better to take it easy when patting bricks!