On the Correct Posture of La Bang

"Hmph, I don't know much!" Dog's Tail Grass swaggered, "I'm just ignorant. What do you call Duanxiu? Duanxiu means the male and the male together!"

For flowers and plants, distinguishing males and females is really a big deal, as troublesome as studying, but they don't have the trouble of exams.

Shen Yue felt it was ridiculous, but he didn't have any thoughts of sympathy, so he moved his foot and kicked a small stone.

"Yeah, who hit me?" Dog's Tail Grass was indignant after being hit on the head by a small stone, "Say, tell me the truth, who threw the stone at me?"

The flowers and plants didn't join in the fun at this time, and the dog tail grass thought about it. These people are probably envious of their profound knowledge, so they are very jealous, and they are about to comfort them without knowledge. Although knowledge is power, many people read it. I went to raise pigs after finishing the book, when I heard one of the wild chrysanthemums say weakly, "It's not us."

This is playing hard to get, the dog tail grass privately used an idiom to judge the wild chrysanthemum.

Hua Fanjing could read the minds of the flowers and plants, and when he heard the heartfelt voice of the dogtail grass, he looked at it and told Shen Yue, because he had seen Shen Yue's little movements.

"But, we don't have hands." Wild Chrysanthemum continued to say "innocently".

Shen Yue secretly laughed, thinking that it was really a bunch of lumps.

The bristlegrass fell silent, probably because it had forgotten such ordinary common sense.

The wild chrysanthemums laughed in unison.

The cat man poked his head out of Ruan Chengjue's arms. As a beast, he was very sensitive, and Dan Zhu hadn't set any restrictions at this time, so the fluctuation of Shen Yue's smile affected the air, which made the cat man curious.

Is the palace funny... The people in the palace are very fierce... Woo...

He bit Ruan Chengjuan's clothes and tilted his head.

Catman's eyes are purple, big and round, especially beautiful in the sun, more beautiful than purple or crystal agate, maybe he is born in Qiongyao country, or he is born with aura that makes people When I saw it, I felt my heart tremble.

I heard that you will be caught for being cute... If so, then only Ruan Chengjuan can protect this sweetheart.

Ruan Chengjue really likes the tightness he likes, and even did the dangerous things alone, just to make his transformation stable, and never said how dangerous it is to dig the spirit stone, just because the little guy was worried, which shows how much he loves him in his heart.

The cat man breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he would never have to play the role of Ruan Chengjuan again, so happy... Woo... It's better to live a cat's life, being a human is really troublesome.

In fact, Danzhu looked at the cat, not to mention liking it in his heart, but a gentleman does not take what others like, not to mention that the treasure Ruan Chengjue is not only his favorite, but also his heart. A small bone china bottle appeared in his hand, which was filled with transformation pills, which were all immortal products. After the cat ate it, he didn't have to worry about turning himself into a cat while walking on the road.

Because the few people came back on their way, Ruan Chengjue was not too polite, and ordered his servants to clean up the guest room and bring the distinguished guests to the guest room. At this time, it was already dusk when they came back late, and the few people discussed to have a meal together and rest Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Tang Yu left halfway, probably looking for his own panda. Even though Shen Yue wanted to follow with great interest, he knew that at this time, he should give others the time to love each other, not to mention anything else. Even he wanted to secretly say something to Hua Fanjing that other people couldn't listen to.

Danzhu was in a small courtyard, probably watching people eat and drink. The small courtyard that Danzhu was assigned to looked like a lot of flowers, which matched his flamboyant red robe very well. Next door to Danzhu lived Hua Fanjing and Shen Yue. There is a pool with white lotus flowers on it.

The lotus leaves in the sky are infinitely green, and the lotus flowers are red in the sun. Even the white lotus is stained with vermilion in the setting sun, which looks very beautiful.

But not as beautiful as Hua Fan Jing.

Looking at that face, Shen Yue felt that he couldn't get enough of it. Hua Fanjing seemed to be possessed of magic. He sat on the chaise longue by the pool, leisurely propped up his slender legs, smiled slightly, and waved to Shen Yue , Shen Yue passed by in a hurry.

There was still some time before eating, so the two simply took a rest here, waiting for someone to come and ask them to eat.

Shen Yue would never stand if he could sit, and would never sit if he could lie down. Others cook better than him, so he would never do it himself.

Just try the rice in the prince's mansion, how delicious it is.Shen Yue felt that if he did better than him, then he must steal his teacher and go back to feed Hua Fanjing.

Hua Fanjing moved to the side, leaving a place for Shen Yue. After Shen Yue lay down, the two simply looked at each other eye to eye, nose to nose.

You don't need any charming thoughts, and you don't need any words to explain your behavior. What you want to do is what you want to do. Hua Fanjing sticks to Shen Yue's chest neatly, touches his chin, and takes the initiative to gnaw go up.

Shen Yue let him eat, Hua Fanjing would let Hua Fanjing do whatever he wanted, even if he couldn't get out of bed tomorrow, at worst, he would just spend it in bed tomorrow.

But now, it is obvious that neither of them has any further plans, they just enjoy the present intimacy.

The saliva was all protruding from the kiss, Shen Yue licked/licked Hua Fanjing, and found that it was really... sweet.

Hua Fanjing laughed when he moved her like this, and put her head on Shen Yue's shoulder, her voice was muffled but with a smile, "It's so itchy."

Shen Yue has nothing to do with him. He really likes Hua Fanjing to death. In this world, the first person he gets acquainted with is Hua Fanjing. This is the person who shares food with him every day. I like it, which is strange.

It's just that he didn't expect to grow so big suddenly. The fast Shen Yue was caught off guard. The main reason was that he didn't have time to sort out his passion/desire. He wanted to pounce on Hua Fanjing.

But it's great that the other party likes him too, and he has nothing to hold back.

"Just tickle me." Shen Yue pinched Hua Fanjing's earlobe and bit it, while praising himself for being so clever for coming up with such a fair solution.

It's true that you are itchy, and I am itchy too. Only when we all itch together can we stand firm on the balance.

Hua Fanjing shrunk her neck, with his earlobe in her mouth, the corners of her eyes were red, "No, you're definitely not afraid...ah, itchy!"

Shen Yue shivered.

The cicadas were neighing on the tree, as if they were scolding these two in broad daylight, bright and bright, for doing such lewd/slutty things, I don't know how to cover the curtain or cover the face, otherwise what would they do for bachelors?

Even the white lotus in the pond started to discuss, making Shen Yue pretend that he didn't hear what they said.

"Who do you think is going up and who's going down?" Bailian Huajia asked a question.

"Whoever is beautiful can play it, and those who attack beauty are the favorite." Bai Lianhuayi's taste is very popular.

"Vulgar! As a white lotus, how can I have such vulgar hobbies, beauty and violence are our world!" Bai Lianhua C spoke disdainfully, it seems that this person has a unique taste.

The white lotus flower armor climbed up from the lotus leaf, glanced at Shen Yue and the others, and her voice became brighter, "Bet on a cucumber, I will be favored and attacked, and the beauty will be attacked by violence! I will be favored and attacked by my life!"

A group of fashionable white lotuses are here to point fingers at Shen Yue's sex/blessing life. Hua Fanjing thinks they are too noisy, so he casts a silencing spell, so the white lotus is dumb.

"Uh...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." White Lotus Ding has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it feels uncomfortable to finish speaking. In fact, it just wants to ask Bailian Huajia, where did you get the cucumbers from.

Shen Yue turned over and pressed Hua Fanjing underneath, "Don't let them see you."

"What do you want to do?" Hua Fanjing's hair was scattered on the imperial concubine's chair, her silk-like smooth black hair rippling in her heart, she was even more noble than a noble concubine.

Shen Yue was deceived by her beauty, and wanted to say let's get married, but she couldn't speak, her stomach growled.

...it's really a big disappointment.

Hua Fanjing touched his belly and smiled, "Forget it, don't move for now, save some effort."

Shen Yue climbed down from him awkwardly, looked at Hua Fanjing with sparkling eyes, and found a topic, "You guys, what steps do you need to get married?"

How does Hua Fanjing know the steps of getting married, let alone he has never been married, and he has no precedents to follow, but he didn't tell the truth, but just said what he imagined.

"The ten-mile long corridor is paved with □□..." Who called him the flower king, it's hard to say how to take out the rest, but there are as many flowers as you need, as long as Shen Yue is not allergic to pollen.

"We get married at night..." It is convenient to go directly to the bridal chamber, and the first moment is worth a thousand gold.

"The bride takes the initiative." Shen Yue must not let it go with such enthusiasm.

"It's delicious!" It's great to have a capable daughter-in-law. I must marry such a capable daughter-in-law.

Shen Yue was very embarrassed when he heard that, Hua Fanjing looked like a lure, how could there be no contract or anything like that?

In his era, both married couples had to swear an oath that no matter how rich or poor they were, they would stay together forever...

"Don't you need an oath?" Shen Yue interjected and asked, interrupting Hua Fanjing's unconstrained style, anyway, he might think about it later.

Divergent thinking never needs the right time, because it can be done anytime, anywhere just like that.

"Oath?" Hua Fanjing grabbed a strand of Shen Yue's hair, tied it together with her own, and smiled brightly at Shen Yue, brighter than the moonlight, "I never need an oath, because falling in love It’s impossible to change people.”

He smiled, earnestly and persistently, "Whether it is a god or a fairy, mortals with a long life span cannot imagine, and they don't want to be restrained. So either they don't find a partner, or they find it, and we will go to the time of death together. .Gods and immortals need to cross the tribulation, and those who accompany them, no matter whether they remember each other after crossing the tribulation, will guard that position and wait for the return of the person."

Having said that, he seriously added the last sentence:

"Because the lifespan is almost eternal, if one of them forgets the other, the waiting time will be very long. You have to wait for several reincarnations in the vicissitudes of life."

The author has something to say: learning is not as good as being a dog

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The ellipses are my tears...