"Bears" are better than bananas
Chapter 66
Looking at the pile of exchanged prizes in Xiong Xiong's hands, Jiao Hou'er said in disbelief:
"I didn't expect that I, who only focused on participation in previous years, would get so many prizes this year. Now I can feel proud in front of the dead old woman."
"Monkey, didn't you play the garden seriously before?" Xiong Xiong said helplessly, thinking of the dark and scary face of the staff member who was in charge of guessing riddles.
"No, I devote myself wholeheartedly every year. It's just that this year's garden tour seems to be much easier. The riddle is really simple." Jiao Hou'er said innocently while eating a banana.
"Are you sure it's easy, not because you're too smart? Others can only guess three at most, but you're lucky to guess all of them." Xiong Xiong said dumbfounded. "You didn't see the faces of the staff, it's really wonderful."
"Is there? Anyway, I just think it's so simple..." Jiao Hou'er shrugged, looked at Xiong Xiong with slightly raised eyebrows and said. "It's you, stupid bear. Although I know that your motor cells are well developed, I didn't expect it to be so good. You won the first place in all the items that need to be moved. Otherwise, with my riddle-guessing activity, where can I change it? So many prizes?"
"If you exercise more, you can do this too. Those events that require exercise are actually super simple and don't require any skills at all." Xiong Xiong said with a smile.
"No. Big stupid bear, don't try to frame me for running with you." Jiao Hou'er stared at Xiong Xiong warily.
"Monkey, if you don't exercise now, you will have to exercise sooner or later when you get to college. Especially running. Let me tell you, H University has a morning jogging requirement. If you don't meet the requirements, you won't be able to graduate by then. " Xiong Xiong said helplessly. "Also, you need to take physical education credits every semester, two credits in one semester, and eight credits in four years. You can't escape even if you want to."
"Huh?" Hearing this, Jiao Hou'er stopped and stared at Xiong Xiong intently, "Big Stupid Xiong, why are you so familiar with the curriculum of H University? Why do I feel like you have studied there?" ?”
It stands to reason, how can ordinary high school students be so familiar with university life?Even if it was him, in his previous life, he occasionally went to its forum to find out a little bit after learning that he was admitted to that pheasant university.
As for the credits of each course, he only gradually learned about it when he entered university.But the big stupid bear knows so clearly the credits of a physical education class, something is wrong.
When Big Clumsy Bear went to "Coco" with him before, he asked him whether he believed in past and present lives, whether he believed that people would go back to the past after death, and so on.Furthermore, when grandpa and grandma planned to sell the land, Big Clumsy Bear tried to persuade them not to sell it, telling them that the value of the land would be multiplied many times.
Could it be that......
Thinking about it, Jiao Hou'er's eyes couldn't help but widen, carefully looking at Xiong Xiong, who suddenly became a stranger.
Seeing this, Xiong Xiong was stunned for a moment, a trace of panic and imperceptible expectation flashed in his eyes.But in the next second, that little expectation was extinguished by Jiao Houer's words.
Jiao Hou'er reached out and pinched Xiong Xiong's furry cheeks, looked at him expectantly and said, "I said, Big Stupid Bear, you didn't come back from the future, did you? Or do you have the superpower of prophecy? If this is the case, tell me quickly, will I become a billionaire in the future?"
"It's you big-headed ghost!" Xiong Xiong glared at Jiao Hou'er angrily, and quietly took back the disappointment in his eyes. "In your little head, why are you thinking about these unrealistic things all day long?"
"Where is it unrealistic? How about I, the most sincere and earnest idea of the masses of the people?!" Jiao Houer shouted unconvinced.
"I think this is just the most sincere and earnest thought of you monkey? I didn't expect that you are still a money fan, monkey?" Xiong Xiong said with a smile.
"Big Stupid Bear, why are you looking at me like this? Gentlemen love money, what's so strange about that?" Jiao Hou'er patted Xiong Xiong's chest angrily.
"Okay, okay, it's not strange, it's not strange." Xiong Xiong quickly admitted his mistake.Then he continued in a half-true tone: "Then I will definitely make money in the future, otherwise my little money-obsessed monkey will not be easy to raise."
"That's not true." Jiao Hou'er patted Xiong Xiong's shoulder again, and said jokingly, "Big stupid bear, you can just go out and earn money to support your family, and other duties-such as being in charge of 'beautiful as a flower' and the like, Just leave it to me with confidence."
"Okay, monkey, you just need to be responsible for being beautiful and beautiful, and leave the money making to the big stupid bear." Xiong Xiong said suddenly and solemnly, as if making a promise.
Jiao Hou'er was taken aback for a moment, restraining the waves in his heart caused by Xiong Xiong's words, reached out and rubbed Xiong Xiong's furry cheek again, looked at the latter with a smile and said: "I don't want it, I feel like a yellow-faced woman like this." The same. And the fate of the yellow-faced woman is mostly abandoned by her husband."
"Then you can rest assured. No matter what happens this time, I will never let you go again, Monkey." Xiong Xiong said seriously.
"It's fine, big stupid bear, why are you saying such scary words! Let's go, we should go back, I still have to show off in front of the dead old woman!" He said "haha" with a guilty conscience, turned his head and left as if fleeing.
Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er's thin figure who seemed to be running away with some amusement, and strode to keep up.
Back home, Jiao Hou'er, who was disturbed by Xiong Xiong's two ambiguous words, completely lost the mood to show off the fruitful results of the garden tour to Jiao's mother and others. Xiong Xiong ran to the room on the second floor as if fleeing again.
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell? !
Why did Big Clumsy Bear say those words in such a good manner?
What about "making money to support him" and "I will never let him go this time", doesn't the big stupid bear know that when he says this, he can't help but want to reveal his truest thoughts about him? ?
Didn't he know that after he was afraid of showing his feelings to him, he would never be able to be a friend anymore?
Jiao Hou'er lying on the bed became more and more aggrieved as he thought about it, he rolled over with his pillow in his arms, his vision blurred involuntarily.
"Big stupid bear, you... you bastard!!!"
"I didn't expect that I, who only focused on participation in previous years, would get so many prizes this year. Now I can feel proud in front of the dead old woman."
"Monkey, didn't you play the garden seriously before?" Xiong Xiong said helplessly, thinking of the dark and scary face of the staff member who was in charge of guessing riddles.
"No, I devote myself wholeheartedly every year. It's just that this year's garden tour seems to be much easier. The riddle is really simple." Jiao Hou'er said innocently while eating a banana.
"Are you sure it's easy, not because you're too smart? Others can only guess three at most, but you're lucky to guess all of them." Xiong Xiong said dumbfounded. "You didn't see the faces of the staff, it's really wonderful."
"Is there? Anyway, I just think it's so simple..." Jiao Hou'er shrugged, looked at Xiong Xiong with slightly raised eyebrows and said. "It's you, stupid bear. Although I know that your motor cells are well developed, I didn't expect it to be so good. You won the first place in all the items that need to be moved. Otherwise, with my riddle-guessing activity, where can I change it? So many prizes?"
"If you exercise more, you can do this too. Those events that require exercise are actually super simple and don't require any skills at all." Xiong Xiong said with a smile.
"No. Big stupid bear, don't try to frame me for running with you." Jiao Hou'er stared at Xiong Xiong warily.
"Monkey, if you don't exercise now, you will have to exercise sooner or later when you get to college. Especially running. Let me tell you, H University has a morning jogging requirement. If you don't meet the requirements, you won't be able to graduate by then. " Xiong Xiong said helplessly. "Also, you need to take physical education credits every semester, two credits in one semester, and eight credits in four years. You can't escape even if you want to."
"Huh?" Hearing this, Jiao Hou'er stopped and stared at Xiong Xiong intently, "Big Stupid Xiong, why are you so familiar with the curriculum of H University? Why do I feel like you have studied there?" ?”
It stands to reason, how can ordinary high school students be so familiar with university life?Even if it was him, in his previous life, he occasionally went to its forum to find out a little bit after learning that he was admitted to that pheasant university.
As for the credits of each course, he only gradually learned about it when he entered university.But the big stupid bear knows so clearly the credits of a physical education class, something is wrong.
When Big Clumsy Bear went to "Coco" with him before, he asked him whether he believed in past and present lives, whether he believed that people would go back to the past after death, and so on.Furthermore, when grandpa and grandma planned to sell the land, Big Clumsy Bear tried to persuade them not to sell it, telling them that the value of the land would be multiplied many times.
Could it be that......
Thinking about it, Jiao Hou'er's eyes couldn't help but widen, carefully looking at Xiong Xiong, who suddenly became a stranger.
Seeing this, Xiong Xiong was stunned for a moment, a trace of panic and imperceptible expectation flashed in his eyes.But in the next second, that little expectation was extinguished by Jiao Houer's words.
Jiao Hou'er reached out and pinched Xiong Xiong's furry cheeks, looked at him expectantly and said, "I said, Big Stupid Bear, you didn't come back from the future, did you? Or do you have the superpower of prophecy? If this is the case, tell me quickly, will I become a billionaire in the future?"
"It's you big-headed ghost!" Xiong Xiong glared at Jiao Hou'er angrily, and quietly took back the disappointment in his eyes. "In your little head, why are you thinking about these unrealistic things all day long?"
"Where is it unrealistic? How about I, the most sincere and earnest idea of the masses of the people?!" Jiao Houer shouted unconvinced.
"I think this is just the most sincere and earnest thought of you monkey? I didn't expect that you are still a money fan, monkey?" Xiong Xiong said with a smile.
"Big Stupid Bear, why are you looking at me like this? Gentlemen love money, what's so strange about that?" Jiao Hou'er patted Xiong Xiong's chest angrily.
"Okay, okay, it's not strange, it's not strange." Xiong Xiong quickly admitted his mistake.Then he continued in a half-true tone: "Then I will definitely make money in the future, otherwise my little money-obsessed monkey will not be easy to raise."
"That's not true." Jiao Hou'er patted Xiong Xiong's shoulder again, and said jokingly, "Big stupid bear, you can just go out and earn money to support your family, and other duties-such as being in charge of 'beautiful as a flower' and the like, Just leave it to me with confidence."
"Okay, monkey, you just need to be responsible for being beautiful and beautiful, and leave the money making to the big stupid bear." Xiong Xiong said suddenly and solemnly, as if making a promise.
Jiao Hou'er was taken aback for a moment, restraining the waves in his heart caused by Xiong Xiong's words, reached out and rubbed Xiong Xiong's furry cheek again, looked at the latter with a smile and said: "I don't want it, I feel like a yellow-faced woman like this." The same. And the fate of the yellow-faced woman is mostly abandoned by her husband."
"Then you can rest assured. No matter what happens this time, I will never let you go again, Monkey." Xiong Xiong said seriously.
"It's fine, big stupid bear, why are you saying such scary words! Let's go, we should go back, I still have to show off in front of the dead old woman!" He said "haha" with a guilty conscience, turned his head and left as if fleeing.
Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er's thin figure who seemed to be running away with some amusement, and strode to keep up.
Back home, Jiao Hou'er, who was disturbed by Xiong Xiong's two ambiguous words, completely lost the mood to show off the fruitful results of the garden tour to Jiao's mother and others. Xiong Xiong ran to the room on the second floor as if fleeing again.
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell? !
Why did Big Clumsy Bear say those words in such a good manner?
What about "making money to support him" and "I will never let him go this time", doesn't the big stupid bear know that when he says this, he can't help but want to reveal his truest thoughts about him? ?
Didn't he know that after he was afraid of showing his feelings to him, he would never be able to be a friend anymore?
Jiao Hou'er lying on the bed became more and more aggrieved as he thought about it, he rolled over with his pillow in his arms, his vision blurred involuntarily.
"Big stupid bear, you... you bastard!!!"
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