"Bears" are better than bananas
Chapter 65
Looking at Xiong Xiong who couldn't eat two large plates of dumplings, Jiao Hou'er felt that it was worth getting up early in the morning despite his sleepiness.
"Big stupid bear, the dumplings just out of the pot are hot, eat slowly, no one will grab you." Jiao Hou'er made a bowl of dumpling soup and put it in front of Xiong Xiong. "Come, have some dumpling soup."
"It's mainly because the dumplings made by you and grandma are so delicious, monkey." Xiong Xiong swallowed a dumpling as he spoke.Then he picked up the bowl, blew on it, and drank a big mouthful of dumpling soup with a satisfied expression on his face.
"It's delicious and there's no need to gobble it up like this!" Jiao Hou'er said helplessly. "What if I accidentally choked on it?"
"Jiao Hou'er! It's Chinese New Year, what unlucky words did you say?" Jiao's mother at the side reached out and patted Jiao Hou'er's head when she heard the words. "Xiong Xiong, eat slowly, there is still cooking in the pot, if you still want to eat, Auntie will call you."
"I, I just said it subconsciously!" Jiao Hou'er hastily touched Xiong Xiong's head, muttering: "Child's words are free, children's words are free. Big stupid bear must be in good health and everything goes well. Good weather!"
"cough--"
Hearing Jiao Hou'er's words, Xiong Xiong couldn't help coughing for a while, as if he was choking.
"Big stupid bear?" Seeing Xiong Xiong's continuous coughing, Jiao Hou'er suddenly became anxious, patted him on the back, and blamed himself with red eyes: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, New Year's Eve Say something unlucky early in the morning, and you get choked."
Xiong Xiong picked up the dumpling soup and took another big gulp. After he calmed down, he reached out and patted Jiao Hou'er's thigh, and said comfortingly:
"Monkey, I'm fine, I just accidentally choked on a green onion leaf."
Originally, he didn't think that what Jiao Hou'er said was unlucky.On the contrary, he was very happy for Jiao Hou'er's concern for him.
It's just that when Jiao Hou'er heard the second part of his words, he couldn't hold back for a while, and was choked by the green onion leaves.
Because he never thought that Jiao Hou'er would be so superstitious.
"Really?" Jiao Hou'er looked Xiong Xiong carefully, and saw that his complexion was rosy, his cheeks were flushed, and he looked extremely healthy, without any reaction or symptom that seemed to be caused by choking.
He breathed a sigh of relief, picked up Xiong Xiong's bowl and made another bowl of dumpling soup, and said: "It's fine, it's fine. Come on, drink another bowl of dumpling soup and take it easy. Don't be so nervous when you eat later." Big ones."
"Got it, got it." Xiong Xiong replied with a smile. "I'll be full after I finish this bowl of dumpling soup."
"Eh? Xiong Xiong, don't you want to eat another dish?" Jiao's mother, who witnessed the whole process, said at the right time, looking at Xiong Xiong with a smile.
"No need, Auntie. I'm full, thank you Auntie." Xiong Xiong waved his hands hurriedly.
"You kid, why don't you tell auntie whether you can thank me or not? Just eat enough, rest for a while, and ask Jiao Hou'er to take you to the town to visit the park. Grandpa, grandma, and the others have already brought a few children to play. Now." Mother Jiao now only thinks that the more Xiong Xiong looks at it, the more he likes it.
"Ah? Garden tour? I said dead old woman, don't you know how boring the annual garden tour is? There are only a few items to play around. Moreover, there are so many people going there to play that it's uncomfortable to be crowded. Dead!" Jiao Hou'er stared at Jiao's mother in disbelief.
He didn't expect his mother to make such a strange ghost request.
"There are a lot of people to have the New Year's atmosphere, what do you know?" Jiao's mother said with a little resentment, "Also, it's the first time for Xiong Xiong to celebrate the New Year here, you take him to get familiar with and experience the local New Year's atmosphere, this Shouldn't it be?"
"But--"
"But you big-headed ghost! If you don't win some toys for Jiaojiao and Xiaokai during this garden tour, your brother and uncle will be in vain! I'll see how you have the nerve to coax them. "Mother Jiao said as she cleared the table.
"What do you mean not to draw some toys for them again? Every year in the garden, I also try my best to play games, it's just that other people are better at it!" Jiao Hou'er argued unconvinced.
"Work hard? Granny Liu next door goes to the garden every year, but she brings back big bags and small bags. How about you?"
"Oh, if your son is half the age and courage of Grandma Liu, with these advantages, I can also return home with a lot of rewards, okay? But who makes your son a good contemporary high school student who abides by the law and sticks to the bottom line of morality? ?”
"Pfft-"
Hearing this, Jiao's mother couldn't help laughing, and scolded "It's not big or small", and told him to take Xiong Xiong to the living room to sit and rest for a while, and then walked to the kitchen with the packed dishes.
"A good high school student?" Seeing Jiao's mother entering the kitchen, Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er amusedly.
"Why? I'm good at first!" Jiao Hou'er glared at Xiong Xiong and said.
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say." The smile on Xiong Xiong's face became brighter and brighter.
"Smile, smile, laugh again! Let's go, go to the town to play in the garden." Jiao Hou'er pinched Xiong Xiong's furry cheek and said angrily.
The garden tour on the first day of the new year is nothing more than activities such as shooting, throwing darts and guessing riddles.After the challenge is successful, there will be exchange coupons for daily necessities, toys and stationery.
Although it is boring, but there are some temptations of prizes, local people will take part in it every year, especially the elderly uncles and aunts.
One is to celebrate the New Year, and the other is that although the prizes are small, they are better than nothing.
"So, have you decided which event to play, big stupid bear?" Jiao Houer asked while eating a bunch of candied haws.
"Which project gives more vouchers?" Xiong Xiong glanced around and found that which project was crowded with people.
"Eh? I don't know about this..."
"I don't know? Monkey, I heard auntie's tone, you seem to come to this amusement park every year, how can you not know the number of exchange coupons for each item?" Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er curiously.
"This—I come to play every year, basically focusing on participation, and I haven't successfully completed a project. So," Jiao Hou'er smiled awkwardly, "I don't know how many exchange coupons there are for each project. My only The exchange voucher I got once, or the person in charge of that project is an uncle I know who took care of me and slipped two vouchers for me."
"No, Monkey, even if you're not good at martial arts, you can at least be good at writing, right? For example, you should be able to pass the riddle guessing project more or less?" Xiong Xiong said in disbelief.
"Unfortunately, before I met you, my IQ didn't seem to be awakened and online. So, at that time, I didn't even touch the project of guessing riddles. It was a headache. However," Jiao Houer patted Xiong Xiong With confidence on his shoulders, his brow revealed confidence, "The situation should change this year. The project involving Wu will be handed over to you. As for the project of Nawen, it is now a piece of cake for me."
"Houzi, what do you mean by 'before you met me, your IQ was not on the line'?" Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er, wondering whether to laugh or cry.
"It roughly means that after meeting you, you are my goal, big stupid bear." Jiao Hou'er stared at Xiong Xiong and said with a half-true smile.
Xiong Xiong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said: "Really? Then I really went too far, and I didn't even notice this. Let's go, today I will show you what big stupid bear is capable of! "
Seeing Xiong Xiong's eagerness to try, Jiao Hou'er nodded with a smile, and followed him into the crowded crowd.
"Big stupid bear, the dumplings just out of the pot are hot, eat slowly, no one will grab you." Jiao Hou'er made a bowl of dumpling soup and put it in front of Xiong Xiong. "Come, have some dumpling soup."
"It's mainly because the dumplings made by you and grandma are so delicious, monkey." Xiong Xiong swallowed a dumpling as he spoke.Then he picked up the bowl, blew on it, and drank a big mouthful of dumpling soup with a satisfied expression on his face.
"It's delicious and there's no need to gobble it up like this!" Jiao Hou'er said helplessly. "What if I accidentally choked on it?"
"Jiao Hou'er! It's Chinese New Year, what unlucky words did you say?" Jiao's mother at the side reached out and patted Jiao Hou'er's head when she heard the words. "Xiong Xiong, eat slowly, there is still cooking in the pot, if you still want to eat, Auntie will call you."
"I, I just said it subconsciously!" Jiao Hou'er hastily touched Xiong Xiong's head, muttering: "Child's words are free, children's words are free. Big stupid bear must be in good health and everything goes well. Good weather!"
"cough--"
Hearing Jiao Hou'er's words, Xiong Xiong couldn't help coughing for a while, as if he was choking.
"Big stupid bear?" Seeing Xiong Xiong's continuous coughing, Jiao Hou'er suddenly became anxious, patted him on the back, and blamed himself with red eyes: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, New Year's Eve Say something unlucky early in the morning, and you get choked."
Xiong Xiong picked up the dumpling soup and took another big gulp. After he calmed down, he reached out and patted Jiao Hou'er's thigh, and said comfortingly:
"Monkey, I'm fine, I just accidentally choked on a green onion leaf."
Originally, he didn't think that what Jiao Hou'er said was unlucky.On the contrary, he was very happy for Jiao Hou'er's concern for him.
It's just that when Jiao Hou'er heard the second part of his words, he couldn't hold back for a while, and was choked by the green onion leaves.
Because he never thought that Jiao Hou'er would be so superstitious.
"Really?" Jiao Hou'er looked Xiong Xiong carefully, and saw that his complexion was rosy, his cheeks were flushed, and he looked extremely healthy, without any reaction or symptom that seemed to be caused by choking.
He breathed a sigh of relief, picked up Xiong Xiong's bowl and made another bowl of dumpling soup, and said: "It's fine, it's fine. Come on, drink another bowl of dumpling soup and take it easy. Don't be so nervous when you eat later." Big ones."
"Got it, got it." Xiong Xiong replied with a smile. "I'll be full after I finish this bowl of dumpling soup."
"Eh? Xiong Xiong, don't you want to eat another dish?" Jiao's mother, who witnessed the whole process, said at the right time, looking at Xiong Xiong with a smile.
"No need, Auntie. I'm full, thank you Auntie." Xiong Xiong waved his hands hurriedly.
"You kid, why don't you tell auntie whether you can thank me or not? Just eat enough, rest for a while, and ask Jiao Hou'er to take you to the town to visit the park. Grandpa, grandma, and the others have already brought a few children to play. Now." Mother Jiao now only thinks that the more Xiong Xiong looks at it, the more he likes it.
"Ah? Garden tour? I said dead old woman, don't you know how boring the annual garden tour is? There are only a few items to play around. Moreover, there are so many people going there to play that it's uncomfortable to be crowded. Dead!" Jiao Hou'er stared at Jiao's mother in disbelief.
He didn't expect his mother to make such a strange ghost request.
"There are a lot of people to have the New Year's atmosphere, what do you know?" Jiao's mother said with a little resentment, "Also, it's the first time for Xiong Xiong to celebrate the New Year here, you take him to get familiar with and experience the local New Year's atmosphere, this Shouldn't it be?"
"But--"
"But you big-headed ghost! If you don't win some toys for Jiaojiao and Xiaokai during this garden tour, your brother and uncle will be in vain! I'll see how you have the nerve to coax them. "Mother Jiao said as she cleared the table.
"What do you mean not to draw some toys for them again? Every year in the garden, I also try my best to play games, it's just that other people are better at it!" Jiao Hou'er argued unconvinced.
"Work hard? Granny Liu next door goes to the garden every year, but she brings back big bags and small bags. How about you?"
"Oh, if your son is half the age and courage of Grandma Liu, with these advantages, I can also return home with a lot of rewards, okay? But who makes your son a good contemporary high school student who abides by the law and sticks to the bottom line of morality? ?”
"Pfft-"
Hearing this, Jiao's mother couldn't help laughing, and scolded "It's not big or small", and told him to take Xiong Xiong to the living room to sit and rest for a while, and then walked to the kitchen with the packed dishes.
"A good high school student?" Seeing Jiao's mother entering the kitchen, Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er amusedly.
"Why? I'm good at first!" Jiao Hou'er glared at Xiong Xiong and said.
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say." The smile on Xiong Xiong's face became brighter and brighter.
"Smile, smile, laugh again! Let's go, go to the town to play in the garden." Jiao Hou'er pinched Xiong Xiong's furry cheek and said angrily.
The garden tour on the first day of the new year is nothing more than activities such as shooting, throwing darts and guessing riddles.After the challenge is successful, there will be exchange coupons for daily necessities, toys and stationery.
Although it is boring, but there are some temptations of prizes, local people will take part in it every year, especially the elderly uncles and aunts.
One is to celebrate the New Year, and the other is that although the prizes are small, they are better than nothing.
"So, have you decided which event to play, big stupid bear?" Jiao Houer asked while eating a bunch of candied haws.
"Which project gives more vouchers?" Xiong Xiong glanced around and found that which project was crowded with people.
"Eh? I don't know about this..."
"I don't know? Monkey, I heard auntie's tone, you seem to come to this amusement park every year, how can you not know the number of exchange coupons for each item?" Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er curiously.
"This—I come to play every year, basically focusing on participation, and I haven't successfully completed a project. So," Jiao Hou'er smiled awkwardly, "I don't know how many exchange coupons there are for each project. My only The exchange voucher I got once, or the person in charge of that project is an uncle I know who took care of me and slipped two vouchers for me."
"No, Monkey, even if you're not good at martial arts, you can at least be good at writing, right? For example, you should be able to pass the riddle guessing project more or less?" Xiong Xiong said in disbelief.
"Unfortunately, before I met you, my IQ didn't seem to be awakened and online. So, at that time, I didn't even touch the project of guessing riddles. It was a headache. However," Jiao Houer patted Xiong Xiong With confidence on his shoulders, his brow revealed confidence, "The situation should change this year. The project involving Wu will be handed over to you. As for the project of Nawen, it is now a piece of cake for me."
"Houzi, what do you mean by 'before you met me, your IQ was not on the line'?" Xiong Xiong looked at Jiao Hou'er, wondering whether to laugh or cry.
"It roughly means that after meeting you, you are my goal, big stupid bear." Jiao Hou'er stared at Xiong Xiong and said with a half-true smile.
Xiong Xiong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said: "Really? Then I really went too far, and I didn't even notice this. Let's go, today I will show you what big stupid bear is capable of! "
Seeing Xiong Xiong's eagerness to try, Jiao Hou'er nodded with a smile, and followed him into the crowded crowd.
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